you told me to tag you so

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“Who’s ‘Madre’? You have, like, six voicemails from them.”
“Don’t go through my phone.”
“Jeez, don’t get so touchy. I just wanted to play Pokémon Go. My friend told me there was a Blastoise down at the shipyard.”
“Seriously? And you didn’t tell me until now?

Conversation I had today

Me: *screeching quietly*

Friend: Are you okay?? You’ve been sad all day, do I need to kill someone?

Me: N O MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BROKE UP FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY AND I WANNA DRAW THE SYMBOL ON MY ARM BUT I SUCK AT ART AND I WANT TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

Friend: *hugs me and draw the symbol on my arm for me*

tagged by: @kamuisyato, thank you so much Hope!! (≧◡≦) ♡
tagging:
@vanilla-exe, @prima-puella, @sora-iro, @rbymaru, @hoshikinos, @katsuhra, @reiqen amd @amekori (if you want of course) ♡

rules: you can only say guilty or innocent. you are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you.

  • asked someone to marry you: innocent
  • kissed one of your friends: innocent
  • danced on a table in a bar or tavern: innocent
  • ever told a lie: guilty
  • had feelings for someone whom you can’t have: guilty
  • ever kissed someone of the opposite sex: guilty
  • ever kissed someone of the same sex: innocent
  • kissed a picture: guilty
  • slept in until 5pm: innocent
  • fallen asleep at work or school: innocent
  • held a snake: innocent
  • been suspended from school: innocent
  • stolen something: innocent
  • done something you regret: guilty
  • laughed until what you were drinking came out of your nose: guilty
  • caught a snowflake on your tongue: guilty
  • sat on a roof top: innocent
  • sang in the shower: guilty
  • been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: innocent
  • slept naked: guilty
  • made a boy friend/girl friend cry: innocent
  • been in a band: innocent
  • shot a gun: innocent
  • donated blood: innocent
  • eaten alligator meat: innocent
  • eaten cheesecake: guilty
  • still loved someone you shouldn’t: innocent
  • have/had a tattoo: innocent
  • been too honest: guilty
  • ruined a surprise: guilty
  • ate in a restaurant and got so bloated you can’t walk after: guilty
  • erased someone in your friends list: guilty
  • dressed in a man’s clothes: guilty
  • dressed in a woman’s clothes: guilty
  • joined a pageant: innocent
  • been told you’re beautiful by someone who meant it: guilty
  • still have communication with your ex: innocent
  • cheated on someone: innocent
  • got totally drunk the night before an important exam: innocent
  • a total stranger treated you by paying your fare: innocent
  • got so angry that you cried: guilty
  • tried to stay away from someone for their own good: innocent
  • actually murdered someone: innocent
  • thought about mass murder: innocent
  • actually committed a mass murder: innocent
  • rode in a stranger’s vehicle: innocent
  • stalked someone: innocent
  • had a girlfriend: innocent
  • had a boyfriend: innocent
  • totally drunk during a holiday: innocent

gaealynn  asked:

Taking prompts, eh? These are too good to resist. "3. I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?" TCW-era, Anakin making the declaration and Obi-Wan being unusually receptive? Looking for a little bit of (relatively, I mean it's these two so...) uncomplicated sweetness...

Ok listen I know you said uncomplicated sweetness but I’m an angst person so… I tried?

Rating: T

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker

~1000 Words

Additional Tags: Canon Divergence, Post-Deception Ark, (Supposedly) Unrequited Love, Getting Together

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inglesfantasma  asked:

Hey! I always check out the people who 'like' my posts and noticed your art tag. I fell in love with your line-work! Really cool! I am literally on day ONE of digital art and wondered if you have any general tips to help a newbie get started? (For example, my friend told me "if you're zoomed in, always have a second window open so you can see the whole image at the same time as zoomed.") Anyway, I'm going to try and tidy up my drawing tomorrow. See how it goes! Stay safe, R

Hey!! Thank you so much, that means a lot! Welcome to the world of infinite canvases! 

Your friend is right! having a second window open is an absolute life saver. Being able to zoom in with digital art is a blessing, but it’s also really easy to spend a bunch of time on one tiny section of a piece, and then zoom out to realize that wow, those lines have absolutely No Business being there. Here’s what my setup looks like:

I’m using Clip Studio Paint, but in photoshop I’m told this is called “dual view”? It’s super useful!

some fun tips:

  • watching speedpaints/videos on youtube of people doing digital art is really helpful, especially if they’re drawing in the same program as you! you can pick up a lot of process tips that way.
  • digital brushes can be super weird at first. working with brushes that look like the types of materials you usually like to work with traditionally can help make the transition between traditional art and digital art go more smoothly! Also, just generally try a ton of brushes. I’ve eventually figured out that I’m partial to thicker, rectangular brushes with a bit of texture to them. Explore!
  • ctrl+z (or, if you’re on a mac, cmd+z). undo your mistakes at the speed of light
  • big canvases!! drawing digitally generally means going without the texture of paper to help your lines feel steadier (especially if you’re working in photoshop, which doesn’t have a pen stabilizer), but working on a big canvas helps to make things look cleaner, and means you can zoom in super far without things getting pixelated! I tend to work at with a canvas that’s at least 2000px wide at 350 dpi, and then size it down for posting online.
  • layers!! my absolute favourite thing about digital art is the concept of layers! I usually make sure I have 2 or 3 blank layers on top of my background layer, so that I don’t accidentally draw on that. I tend to sketch, lower the opacity of that layer so it’s lighter, and then ink on another layer on top of that so my lines are clean! colouring and inking on different layers also means that if you don’t like the way you shaded something, or you suddenly want to go in a dew direction with what you’re drawing, you can just hide/delete that layer, and be left with the sketch or the line art.
  • save Very Frequently!!! There’s nothing worse than losing hours of work because your program crashed, and you forgot to save anything past the initial sketch. 
  • Don’t be afraid to mess around with settings to figure out what does what. I don’t think I have a single brush that hasn’t had the pen pressure settings changed etc. play the “what does this button do” game!
  • also, this is a personal preference, but if staring at a screen for hours tends to strain your eyes (or if you get headaches/have glasses or anything), making your program’s interface darker in settings and/or working on a grey canvas instead of white can really help save your eyes! 

I hope this helps a little!! Have fun, good luck, and I hope you have a wonderful week!!

So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself. 

“Huh,” said Dad very casually. “Did you get charged for it?” 

I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, “No, I didn’t. Do you think it’s a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this mean”

It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (“I didn’t realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying”). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. 

So anyway, we now have a family kindle 

there’s something about even’s little nod in this scene 

because even knows. he’s not oblivious, he notices the way isak reacts to his presence, to him. he’s been noticing him for weeks, weeks before they first met. he saw the way isak was when he came over to his place the previous week, he saw the look in his eyes, the light in his eyes, he saw the way he smiled and laughed, he noticed the changes in his voice. he probably memorized his facial expressions and the things he said last friday. kept replaying them in his mind every single day, in class, before going to bed, when he was with other people 

earlier in that episode, when he came to give isak his snapback, in a matter of seconds, he understood that isak hadn’t told his friends he had gone to his place, he understood that he didn’t want them to know. because he sees and understands. he remembered the cardamom on the cheese toasties five weeks later, how they were sitting on the floor of his room as they ate them, he remembered isak saying he had a drop of water in his throat, he remembered isak talking about parallel universes. because he pays such close attention to isak and the way he looks and moves and speaks and all the things he says

do you think that even, who saw this boy on the first day of school, who was probably looking forward to seeing him even when it was just at school, in public, in rooms and hallways with other students, would not notice how isak was acting? notice the way he’s been looking at him the moment he showed up at his place for the pregame? the way he starred at him when he kissed sonja and looked at him straight in the eyes? how tensed he was as he told him about sonja and how they’d been together for years? the intonation of his voice as he said his okay’s (been together since we were 15. okay. can’t dump her. okay). do you think that even who’s been desperately trying to spend time alone with this boy he was falling for would not notice the smile that spread all over isak’s face when he realized that even was messing with him, the smile he was trying to stop it, in vain? do you think he would not sense his attraction to him? the vulnerability?

of course even notices. and since he came to see isak in his kitchen, he’s only been kidding, pretending not to be serious. but with that little nod, he grows more serious. with that little nod, it’s like he’s saying i see you, i see it, i’ve seen you for a while. it’s reassuring. it’s okay. it’s understanding. i know, isak. i know. me too

i’m so happy you exist- you make the world a little more complete by being here

Have you ever heard of of tried the 六度法 (Rokudo method) for writing kanji beautifully? It’s basically a series of 6° angled lines that are supposed to help your kanji look well balanced and aesthetically pleasing.

I’ve seen some kanji workbooks designed for Japanese people recently with this kind of grid system, I’m curious to see if it gives me a neater or more natural writing style than the kind of kanji writing grid I currently prefer:

I’ve been told by native speakers several times that whilst my kanji are very legible, they’re too font-like, meaning they don’t have the slope and sweep that they would if written by a native speaker. I know studying calligraphy could potentially help this, but before I try formal study I thought I’d give this a try.

There’s a video series that can help you learn how to try this system for yourself.

I made this printable so you can try it out, if you use it, please tag me in a picture of the results, I’d love to see how you do and hear your thoughts on this.

You can download the PDF here.

The Habit of Planning

Prompt: During a busy day at Central Park, Lin mistakes Y/N as a paparazzi and he is not happy.

Pairing: Lin x reader

Words: 4,759 (brace yourselves)

A/N: I’ve been writing for this for so long, I’m glad it’s out of my head. I wrote the basis of the fic under the tags for ‘Monochrome’, and a couple of you guys happened to read it and told me I should write it! So thank you to all of you! I hope you guys enjoy!

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Success is my revenge, and kindness is my weapon

I work as a free sampler, so I make food and serve it and explain the product details to potential buyers. The items to which I’m assigned I tend to sell out. This will be important for the revenge. At my work we have a few important rules: your name tag has to be visible, you get 1 half hour break (unpaid), and if you are going to bring food home you have to put it away in the office.

I have a coworker that even the boss cannot stand. She is never friendly toward the customers, constantly grimacing at people. She wears her name tag flipped backwards so that people do not report her by name (she told me this months ago.) She takes an extended break every day, always an hour, and at least 4 bathroom breaks per day of close to ten minutes. Let’s call her Grimace.

Yesterday, she got personal. I got my boyfriend’s mom a job where I work because the money is good. While she isn’t my MIL yet, she will be known as MIL here. Remember that “you have to put it away in the office” rule? She tricked MIL into packing things away outside the office in front of the cameras, trying to get her in trouble it would seem. “Oh don’t let Shift Lead see you take things home. She hates that and she tells the manager everything.” This leads takes food home more than anyone, and doesn’t care if people do. Grimace knows this. MIL, being new, doesn’t.

Grimace has serious disdain for me because I’m really proud of my work. I’m good at the job and am never ashamed to show actual happiness, because it’s good work. She seems to think I’m annoying and an overachiever for this. Understandable. However, she didn’t know until yesterday that MIL and I were even connected how we are. After she found that out is when the food thing happened.

So now every time Grimace is stationed near me, I give the best happy performance of my job ever. I get a lot of compliments on how nice I am and how my energy never seems to fade. It doesn’t, because I love my work. I now just put on a show, glancing at her every time I make a sale while she sits at her cart glaring at everything that walks by. I’m selling the store out of items left and right. My goal is to make her look as awful as I can. A couple customers have asked me for her name because they want to report her for being genuinely mean. Can’t read her name tag, so I give them her name and directions on where to find my boss. Customer service is fun.

TL;DR: Don’t sabotage the people I love, or my passion for my job will make you look like dirt.

Overdue

This was requested ages ago by @irish-rose-24 and I’m so sorry it took so long to get to! It’s very bad and I’m very sorry 😐


73 I’m stuck! Help me!
97 Take off your shirt

Warnings: Cursing? Sarky Jug and Reader. Bad grammar probably



Jughead the absolute genius thought it would be a great idea to investigate down by Sweetwater River at 11pm on a Saturday night, to follow up on a new theory he had on the murder of Jason Blossom. Of course, you didn’t want him going down there that late on his own, so you tagged along.

“Jesus Jug, what are we even looking for? We’re out here at 11pm and it’s dark and you still haven’t told me your theory!” You said as you pulled your coat up further around your neck.

“Jason’s body was found about half a mile south down the river and he must have floated downwards so I’m looking for any clues on the left bank for a mile up, bullet holes in trees and the like.” Jughead explained, scanning a tree with his flashlight.

Betty and Jughead had been working on the Jason Blossom case for the Blue and Gold for about a month when you had joined into a conversation at lunch about it and from that moment had and been recruited to the paper and joined them in their sleuthing.

You and Jughead had been friends for quite a few years and for the majority of those years, you had been totally, hopelessly, completely in love with him. So when he had text to say he was headed to the forest at 10pm in the pitch dark; of course you were coming.

“Hey Poirot, what do you think this is?” You call to Jughead as you find an odd patch of ground. Inspecting it closer, you get on your hands and knees and poking it a bit. The leaves looked a weird texture so you leaned in closer and next thing you knew the ground beneath your hands and knees had slipped from under you and you were falling. Hitting the bottom of the hole you had fallen into with a thud, pain radiated through your body.

“Jug! C’mere!” No answer.

“Jughead!” Nothing.

“Forsythe Pendleton Jones III!” Using his full name always got his attention.

“Y/N? Where are you?” You heard him coming closer.

“I’m stuck! Help me! There’s a hole in the ground so watch where you’re going!” You said as the light from the flashlight and Jughead’s face came into view above you.

“Well what are you doing down there Y/N/N?” Jug smirked down at you.

“Oh just chilling, wanna come down?” You snarked “It’s one of Doiley’s fucking traps for hunting with the scouts. It’s not deep, but I can’t climb out.”

Jughead’s arm reaches into the pit to pull you out as you step on your tiptoes to catch his hand.

“It’s no good, I can’t reach you. Is there anything down there to step on to boost you up?” Jughead looks at you worriedly.

“Oh yeah! Look! There’s a stepladder, let me just get it!” You snap at him. Your feet are soaked from the rainwater at the bottom of the hole and there are spiders everywhere.

“Okay smartass. Calm down, we’ll get you out. We’ll figure something out, let’s face it, this isn’t the most difficult situation you and I have found ourselves it.” He laughs down at you.

Jug was looking around fro something to reach you with.

“Juggie! I have an idea. Take off your shirt.” Not realising how crazy you sounded you smiled up, pleased with your seemingly genius plan.

Jughead’s eyes popped out of his head as he stared down at you with his mouth hanging open.

“Excuse me?” He sounded completely incredulous and you hadn’t noticed the slight blush creeping up his cheeks.

“Not like Your flannel! The one around your waist! Take it off and lower it down and I’ll climb up.” His face softed slightly at this as he saw what you were getting at.

He unwrapped his flannel from around his waist and throws one sleeve down to you and you grab on. He pulled and you climed up the flannel and as you reached over the top over the hole you both fell back onto the soft leaves behind you.
You both lay there panting for a minute when Jughead started to laugh.

“Only us Y/N. This stuff could only happen to us. It’s always an adventure isn’t it?” He looked over and you and saw you smiling at the treetops and in that moment he thought you were the most beautiful girl in the world, mud and leaves in your hair and all. But, obviously, you couldn’t read minds. He wished he had the guts to say something.

“Of course it is Jug. It’s Jughead and Y/N, famous for their adventures and countless stories.” You laughed.

Silence fell over the two of you for a few minutes as you continued to lay there, (which, in reflection, was probably extremely dangerous, but when you were with each other you felt as safe as could be.)
Jughead stood up and peeked down into the hole.

“You fell deep Y/N. Did you hurt anything?” He turned his flashlight to you as you hid your face in your hands.

“Just my pride. Don’t worry, I’m okay.” You replied, smiling at his concerned face.
Jughead was kneeling down beside you checking your face for injuries.

“Good, dunno what I’d do without my Miss Marple.” He said with his hand still on your cheek.

You had had enough. This proximity was killing you. The overwhemling urge to kiss him set in and this time, you knew you had to take action.

“Jug-“

“Yeah?”

“Jug, since I’ve known you I’ve liked you and in the more recent years I’ve fallen in love with you and I totally understand if you don’t feel the same way and I really hope that by saying this I haven’t ruined our friendship but I just had to say something otherwise –“ Your rambling was prompty cut off by a pair of lips crashing into yours. You were frozen and couldn’t respond for a second but once your brain realised what was actually happening you kissed back. This kiss wasn’t long, but it was a kiss full of all the words that needed to be spoken and all the bottled up feelings.

Pulling away, you saw Jug smirking at you.

“That felt long overdue.” You laughed and replied

“Yeah. About 4 years overdue.”

“Y/N everything you said, I feel the same. I was just afraid to say anything because, well – if you didn’t feel the same and I’d be lost without you and I love you too.” Smiling, you kissed him again. This kiss was different, with you holding his face and him pulling you in by the hips, both wanting to feel as close as possible to the other.

“C’mon we better go. Pop’s?” Jug suggested.

You both started walking back towards the road when you felt a hand snake it’s way into yours. You smiled up at Jug and found he was already looking down at you.

“You know, this is gonna make a great story someday. ‘Hey Y/N and Jughead, tell us the story of your first kiss.’ Oh well, first I was doing some sleuthing and this idiot fell into a hole, then she asked me to strip off all my clothes, then she got all soppy and started rambling so I kissed her and told her I loved her.” Jughead explained as you hit his arm.

“Always have to be such a drama queen, don’t you Jones?” You sassed.

“May be a drama queen, but I’m your drama queen.” He said sliding his arm around your shoulders and kissing the top of you head.

“Cheeseball.” You giggled.

Looking on, you would have seen a young couple, making their way to their favourite spot, joking around, very much in love. It would have looked like an ideal moment.

It was. The first of many, many more to come.

Comfortable?

Summery: Bucky being annoying can lead to fun times.

Triggers: oral, making out, 69, general smuttyness

Word Count; 1500+

A/N: I just needed to write some smut so here you go. (thank you @likochkah for helping me, I love you so much and I hope you did some revision)

Tagging: @bovaria @marvel-ash @marvelfanfichq @givebuckyhisplums2k16 @starstar1012 @fairy-frills @emilypkuzu  @annadier @buckystories  @shamvictoria11 @feelmyroarrrr @totheendofthelinepal @fvckingavengers @thelazyorange @creatorofwritings @callingmrsbarnes @whotheeffisbucky @palaiasaurus64 @likochkah @professional-fandoms @james-bionic-barnes @punktransparentdinosaur @janetgenea @amrita31199 @hello-sweetie-get-the-salt @blonde0n @complex-petrichor-iridescent @shitsxnxgiggles @captain-amelia-bradley @missrainbow15

Originally posted by ohhseby

‘I swear to God, James. One day I’m gonna be on the news for your murder’ Bucky had sat at your seat at the breakfast table again, after you had told him again and again that it was your seat.

‘Ohh harsh words from the short ass.’ You rolled your eyes at his attempt to hurt your feelings. ‘And don’t call me that’

‘What? James? Oh, James’ you continued saying his real name in different voice, mocking him. He retaliated by throwing daggers at you with his eyes.

‘I will be on the news for both your murders if you don’t stop’ Steve, who was reading a newspaper and had just finished his bowl of cereal, murmured at you. Loud enough for you to hear but quiet enough for you to listen.

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anonymous asked:

what are your favorite sanvers fics?

BOI i have so many but idk if i can remember them all yikes

there are so many more that i know i’m forgetting so i might add to this post in the future if i remember any 

Party

A/N: I am terribly sorry to the anon who requested this such a long time ago! This took longer than I expected it to so my sincerest apologies. On the bright side, it’s here so I hope you’ll enjoy it! x

Pairing(s): Xiumin/Minseok x Reader

Warnings: Finger-fucking, orgasm denial

Genre: Smut

Requested: Yes

Summary: Minseok and you decide to have a little party of your own when the two of you pay a visit to his friends.

Word Count: 3655

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

When Minseok first told me about the party his best friend Jongdae is throwing at the end of this week, I was pretty reluctant to tag along. Firstly, I wasn’t too keen on meeting anybody new due to my antisocial personality and my confidence issues when it comes to a new environment with foreign people. Secondly, Minseok’s friends are all rich and famous just like he is, a far cry from the state I’m in. It’s not that I have anything against rich and famous people, it’s just that…well, I just knew that I was going to be out of my league.

“C’mon, (Y/N)”, Minseok had pleaded, clasping his hands to his chest and gazing at me with those puppy eyes of his. “Jongdae is my best friend and he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever known in my whole life. Plus, the rest of the boys are really friendly too”.

“Minseok, I look like a potato sack”, I’d lamented. “I can’t go to a party looking like this. Your friends are going to laugh me right out of this damn town”.

“(Y/N), that’s bullshit. You look amazing the way you are, babe. C’mon, the boys are dying to meet you, anyway. Will you do this? For me?” Batting his eyelashes at me, my boyfriend took my hands in his and held it to his heart. “Just for one night? Please?” He added sweetly, pushing his lips into an irresistible pout.

That’s when I caved in. I mean, how could I have resisted Minseok’s puppy dog expression?

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ready to go // panic! at the disco

My Mission (Part 2/11)

Summary: Being Tony’s niece and being the main tech builder of the Avengers is great - you love your team, and you’d do anything for them. And when Steve returns, bringing his ex-HYDRA assassin friend along with him, you might just end up doing anything for Bucky, too.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: ~3400

Warnings: Language, and some angst kinda (hella sad!Bucky)

A/N: I rewrote this part no joke about 6 times. I told you guys this story was giving me issues. Here’s hoping there’s no more blocks and people keep enjoying it! The first part got WAAYY more notes than I was expecting, so that’s super exciting!

Tags: @hymnofthevalkyries @xenaathena @caplanbuckybarnes @andhiseyesweregreen @lilasiannerd @pandarosita @heismyhunter @ailynalonso15 @lillian-paige @smilexcaptainx @tinaferraldo @spn-worm @blacwings-and-bucky-barnes @yknott81 @xoxoaudreymarie @abigrumple @iamthescarlettwitch @iamwarrenspeace @outerspacelluke @dontfuckwithkezolas @barnesfuckedmeup (If you’d like to be added or removed to the tagging list for this fic, or for my permanent tag list, just shoot me an ask or message!)

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