you think your otp is hard

the worst thing about trying to decide to read a fic:

-horrible writing.

-the summary is good but the story is written in a different language or is badly written.

-opening it to find no spaces between the paragraphs.

-both your otp and notp is tagged and you have no clue if you want to take a risk or not.

-tagged major character death and you start sweating.

-hasn’t been updated in 80 years but the summary is on point and their the best fucking writer ever.

-you start reading only to find that the person updates every ten years and you just happened to catch them on a day they finally updated.

-you find a writer and check them out, only to find out they mostly write about your notp - and of course they always update, have perfect writing and have stories that are epic.

-stories with so many fucking tags, you just shake your head and move on.

-the “i suck at summaries please check it out still” and you just, pause because it has your otp and you debate whether or not to take the risk.

-you find a pairing you never considered before and think holy shit, that could be hot and spend all day hunting through the tag.

-you ship a pairing so fucking hard, only to find like two fics and you start weeping.

-when you find a perfect story only to check the tags and see some weird shit that disgusts you and you scream why.

-a fic with good writing and summary but it’s so short or is only fan-art.

-a crossover fic where you have both of your fandoms but don’t have both of otps, just one.

-one shots that are so good you wish they were longer.

-when your notp is tagged but it’s labeled as a past relationship or says your otp is endgame, and you have to go through the notp’s awkward breakup in order for your otp to happen.

-when someone doesn’t tag properly and a plot twist hits you and you want to cry.

-you finally find a great fic that has been updated and the last update says writes block, personal issues- can’t do this, asks for co-writer, discontinues it or says lol i hate how this is turning out, deleting.

-when a writer as twenty stories to update and you cry because you like all of them and you have to wait.

-when you remember a story from like five years ago and you search for it, only to find it’s been deleted or can’t seem to find it anywhere.

-when a writer gives you an update schedule and you’re excited because they follow it but then they start missing it and you just…

-when a writer deletes a story and rewrites the same story but you like the original better.

-when your reading a story about a rare pairing that interests and your otp hate each other or just friends and it’s just so weird to read.

-when one half of your otp is in another relationship and the other half shows up with someone else and then you remember, right i’m not reading a story about my otp so i can’t get mad.

-when your otp is popular but it’s not as popular as another ship in the fandom and you hate how the other ship as so much more stories than your ship.

-when you try to read an ot3 relationship because it has two characters you love but the other character is usually from your notp and you hate when your notp share moments.

-when you beg an author (usually one where they aren’t in the fandom really) to write more stories about your otp and they say maybe and it never happens.

-when the writer literally shits on your favorite character and you can’t go through it anymore.

-when your otp isn’t the main pairing and you don’t really care about the other pairings in the story and skip to your otp parts.

-when a story has a million words and it’s so good and you know that you will spend all day and night reading it until your eyes hurt.

-when a story have 200 parts to it and you lose all hope after a while because the story is dragging.

-when your otp is going through something and so many stories are filled with angst, fluff and hurt that it makes you cry because yup, i need to read about my pain for my otp.

-when the writer refuses to write the smut you been waiting for and your otp is stuck in unresolved tension mode forever.

-when the writer unexpected changes the story’s events and you are disappointed by the direction.

-when you find a great au and the characters are so out of character… it makes you sad.

-when you open a fic only to find you hate the point of view and you scream.

-when you request a prompt and the author writes it but you are disappointed and just smile through the pain.

-when you have such a good idea in your head and you try to write it but it’s so bad that you delete it and cry, hoping someone else writes the brilliant idea that you had.

-when you don’t ship something anymore but see a great plot and you click the story and take a deep breath - because shit is about to go down.

-when you reading a great story but get distracted and skip some parts, shit goes down in between and then you think fuck, and have to start over.

-when it’s tagged “slow burn” and you say i can do this and it’s chapter 30 and my ship still hate each other like what.

-when the author says this is their first time writing smut and you think on god they better do this right - only to find out they writing eight pages on your otp making love. like yes.

-when the smut is so rushed or improper you feel cheated and log off because done. like so done.

-when it’s tagged “everyone lives” and your eyes water because that’s all you ever wanted in life.

-when the author leaves a cliffhanger and says in the author’s note “lol sorry about the cliffhanger, i’ll update soon”. you ain’t sorry, stop lying.

-when you see that the story is complete and do a happy dance, only to realize that it ended badly or the sequel/series hasn’t been updated.

Fandom basic dictionary
  • because getting into fandoms is hard, here's some basic vocabulary for you
  • fandom: a group of people who are fan of the same thing
  • ship: a couple you like and think they should date
  • shipping: liking two people as a couple
  • OTP: one true pairing, your favourite ship
  • canon: confirmed by the original writer
  • head canon: what someone thinks should be canon/could be canon
  • AU: Alternate Universe, what could be if characters were place in different time/space/jobs/etc
  • OC: original character
  • OOC: Out Of Character, not their usual behaviour
  • oneshot: fanfiction with only one chapter
  • smut/lemon: fanfiction involving sex/explicit scenes
  • Mpreg: male pregnancy
  • PWP: 'plot, what plot?' or 'Porn without plot', smut without a strong or clear storyline
  • RP: roleplay, playing to be a certain character
  • slash: gay couple/ pairing
  • yaoi: gay pairing, usually involves smut
  • yuri: lesbian pairing, usually involves smut
  • het: hetero/straight pairing
  • TLDR: Too Long, Didn't Read/ summarising
  • fluff: happy fanfictions with a happy plot, very little bad stuff happens
  • !: used to assign a category in fanfiction (example: Dark!Harry (unusual))
  • cosplay: costume play, dressing up an acting as a certain character
  • nsfw: not safe for work
  • crossover: mixing two fandoms (mainly in fanfiction)
  • A/N: author's note
  • beta: (/beta reading) a person proofreads a fanfic before posting
  • drabble: really short fanfic, usually around 100 words at most
  • OP: original poster
  • POV: point of view
  • plot: storyline
  • prompt: story idea given by one person and written by another
  • R&R: read and review
  • TBC: to be continued
  • WIP: work in progress

Me as a famous singer/songwriter

Interviewer: Your new hit single is so deep and heartfelt. You can really feel the emotions that went into it. What was your inspiration?

Me thinking about my OTPs relationship, and gets choked up.

Me: Came from a really real place, it came from the heart.

Imagine your OTP #2
  • Person A: *focusing really hard on work, listening to classical music*
  • Person B: do you think stars have feelings?
  • Person A: ...
  • Person A: actually I have a theory about that.
Things KPOP/K Hip-hop Fans Need to Stop Doing:

Being homophobic - To say that idols can’t be anything than heterosexual is ridiculous. You have hundreds of idols of different backgrounds and experiences, to say that none of them could be queer is just small minded and downright ignorant. But this also implies to fans who only want an idol to be gay “so their ship can come true”. Or say “As long as their gay for the person I ship them with I’m happy if their gay”. Guess what? You’re just as small minded and ignorant as the person who doesn’t want to believe in queer idols.

• Shaming Female Idols - Don’t start calling female idols/celebrities “sluts” because she came two feet within your male fav or did a sexy dance that you’d go crazy if a male idol did it. Female idols work just as hard as male idols, if not even harder. Misogyny is rampant in the entertainment industry. They deserve the same respect as male idols. 

Fatphobia - Some idols have hinted/talked about suffering from a eating disorders and people still call them fat. Idols have even talked about living on “water diets”. Idols are force to starve themselves to be the “prefect” or “desired” weight. So please don’t say “____ should lose weight” or “____ is hotter now since they lost weight”. BTS’s Jimin debuted with abs, and since then, anytime he doesn’t have the exact rock hard abs he did years ago, fans have either said he’s “not has hot” or even dropped him completely. Enough with this. 

Using AAVE incorrectly - Stop making posts saying an idol is “bae as fuck”. You look like a damn fool. If you aren’t 100% sure what a word means don’t use it. For God’s sake those “Are you [Idol name] af?” were so bad. With that being said don’t make fake subs of an idol saying the n-word. No nonblack person should be saying n-word in the first damn place. And if you are not black you have no right to tell black people they shouldn’t say n-word either. That is our word to reclaim. 

Anti-Blackness - Y'all ain’t slick. Anytime an idol gets within 2 feet of a Black person some of you start singing “I hope Oppa is safe” or “Those girls need to back up”. But when they’re near a Korean girl or white girl it’s always ‘I’m so jealous!“. When BTS was in L.A that was majority of the comments. Always telling black fans that we’re being overly sensitive when an idol does/says something offensive towards black people. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being critical of something as you enjoy it. So stop telling people to “stop listening to kpop then!”. No, stop with the blatant anti-blackness.

“Pedonoona” - This isn’t funny. If you are a grown woman, stop lusting after an idol under 18. Nothing is cute or quirky about a 20+ year old woman wanting to have sex with a person who’s still in high-school or barely 18. You are NOT “admiring” them nor is the age of consent law your friend, so don’t try use those as an excuse when you get called out.  Counting down the days an idol turns 18 so you can writing your nasty smut about them is beyond terrible. As much as ANY male fans get dragged for making sexual comments about younger female celebrities, female fans doing it should be no different. I’m honestly disgusted by the amount of fans trying to defend their pedophilia and see nothing wrong their gross behavior. 

Leaving gross comments on idol’s SNS - Again, this isn’t funny. A man telling a woman he hardly knows “how hard I am” or to “suck my dick” is the exact same thing when a woman tells a man she hardly knows “how wet I am” or to “eat me out”. If you can’t message an idol to have a decent conversation, don’t do it at all.

“That’s just how Korea is!” - Stop. Don’t you dare clump all 50 million people together when your 1 bias fucks up. That’s not how Korea is, that’s how YOUR fav is. Korean fans have said time and time again to stop saying this. Why? Because it’s a racist generalization of their culture. When Korean fans can admit that an idol fucked up then international fans need to do the same.

Ignoring What Korean Fans Have to Say About Their Own Culture - Time and time again, Korean fans have said to stop doing certain things but many non-Korean fans continue to do it and even argue with them. A Korean fan breaks down word for word what problematic thing and idol said and y’all seriously argue with them, with your 2 month knowledge of the Korean language. Or if an idol does something that is disrespectful in Korean culture, y’all will insist that it isn’t. Korean fans have said it’s very offensive to say an idol looks like a lizard or is a rat because there is a long history behind them but y’all still do it for the sake of a joke. And the most infamous, ignoring Korean fans who say to stop accessorizing their language by putting random Hangul in your description or saying random Korean words when you talk.  If you can’t respect Korean people, then don’t you dare you say you their culture. 

Sending Death threats - Listen, I understand how frustrating it can be when your fav fucks up. We’ve all been there. But there is NO excuse to send ANYONE death threats. That is crossing the line. Yes, problematic idols need to be called out but making bomb threats to their concert? Absolutely not and just straight up revolting. Hell, I’ve heard of fans calling idols anti-Asian slurs after they fucked up. Threats of violence or insulting their idol’s skills and talents is just disgusting. And it’s honestly awful that this really needs to be be said. That is not you express your anger. That is how you show you have no respect for other human beings.

Whitewashing - Honestly, it’s like beating a dead horse at this point. It’s already been proven that it is possible to make a picture brighter without touching an idol’s skin tone. A simple Google search will get you hundreds of tutorials on how to not alter a person’s skin. You’re just being lazy and refuse to learn how to make better edits if you claim it’s impossible to not bleach an idol in an edit. Vixx’s N gets bullied by his own members for his beautiful skin, and some y’all refuse to acknowledge it. You claim to love everything about an idol but constantly make their skin lighter? 

Defending EYK - Just don’t. People have stated so many times why these people are nothing but gross racists. Everything down to their refusal to improve their butchered Korean, only to make fun of idols’ English to their “Gender Guessing” game. Do I even need to go into detail on why referring to a human being as “it” is just downright dehumanizing. Not to mention just how transphobic the entire game is to assume a person’s gender just because they have feminine or masculine features. Just stop defending them.

Groping Idols/Invading their privacy - Do I really have to explain why touching a person you don’t know inappropriately is wrong? I know it’s exciting seeing your bias up close in person but don’t put your hands on them. How many videos/pictures of fans getting hit by idol’s bodyguards or managers will it take for some of y’all to get this. Public figures deserve their privacy too.

Making fun idols’ “Engrish” - If you expect a person who grew up in Korea their entire life to speak perfect English is just astounding. If you can barely say ‘hello’ in Korean don’t you dare poke fun at their English. Idols are not obligated to learn English, or any other language other than their own. But they do it anyway because they want to communicate with their many fans, can y’all just tear them apart for getting one word wrong. Never forget B.A.P’s Hurricane had to be re-done because y’all never shut up about Himchan saying ‘loof’ instead of ‘roof’ and even followed them around New York City screaming it at him. Y’all need to stop doing this, like yesterday. 

D*rp/R*tard jokes - Ableism isn’t funny. Mental illnesses are nothing that needs to be made fun of. You’re not showing your quirky way of showing love to someone. And don’t say these words are not directly making fun of people with neurological disorders. Because where do you think these word came from? It shouldn’t be hard to take these words out of your vocabulary and edits. 

Inappropriate Gifts - Stop giving idols your panties, menstrual blood, sex toys, or OTP fanart/fanfics. Why would you think that shit is cute in the first place?

Transphobia - Idols like F(x) Amber and Nu'est Ren have talked about how much it hurts them when fans misgender them. Amber has been in tears discussing how much it hurts when fans call her oppa. And Ren has spoken about being harassed in men’s restrooms because of his appearance. Just don’t do it. Respect and use the pronouns people tell you to use. 

“Oppa/Unni didn’t mean it!” - Yeah, just because a person’s intentions weren’t harmful doesn’t mean the end result wasn’t. We’ve all done problematic things but we all get called out on it. When we get called out we learn from it and know not to do it again. Cradling your fav when they do something offensive isn’t helping them learn. Ignoring something doesn’t make it go away. If anything, ignoring the problematic behavior will only lead to the person repeating it. If you were not personally offended an idol does something offensive don’t tell others they shouldn’t be. Because 9/10 if you weren’t offended by it, it’s not something that effects you. 

Fetishing - You don’t “have a thing” for Koreans.  You just like some Korean idols. Enough with the “These Korean men ruined my life”. “Loving Asian men” or “sexy Asian men” is not a compliment. And by Asian you really just mean East Asian. Again clumping some million people together is a racist generalization. So don’t date East Asian men and women only because they remind you of your fav. Don’t hold these men and women on a higher pedestal than any other race solely because you watched a kdrama and you think Korean people are like your favorite character. Just don’t.

Taking down about American Hip-Hop - There’s no way in Hell that people who adopted a genre are better at it than the people who created it. K Hip-hop lyrics are no different from American lyrics. To make claim that K Hip-hop artists have “better lyrics” American rap is just amazing. What makes your fav any different? Korean rappers are always saying their biggest inspiration was in fact an American rapper. If it weren’t for Black Americans creating yet another genre of music your Korean fav wouldn’t be where they are today.

But

do you ever think about Jim making the Sir Boast-a-lot video

Like writing the script and noting down in brackets “angry face” “psycho smile” “mocking tone” “more sarcasm here” and putting himself in front of the camera actually making all of those facial expressions omg

Then editing it with movie maker and choosing with great care every single special effect and cursing because the programme keeps freezing or the sound of the fake thunder doesn’t come in time with the fake rain holy shit can you imagine it

You can bet your ass he locked the fucking cab’s doors after Sherlock climbed in because there was no way that fucker could escape the result of four days of hard work and a hundred coffee cups

stats 101 | jikook edition

I really didn’t want to do my actual math assignments (as always), but then I stumbled across a little problem while watching Kookmin World’s newest video. So like I believe every aspiring mathematician/statistician should, I decided use the power of numbers to solve some interesting questions in my spare time (well…my profs do great things like figuring out who’s cheating on their midterms simply by calculating probability but…I’m not there yet LOL). Thus, I decided to calculate the probability of Jimin and Jungkook’s fans appearing next to each three times in a row, just by chance. 

DISCLAIMER: I haven’t done counting problems in awhile so there may be a mistake. I tried to recheck with my notes but I could still be wrong with some of my intuition because I did this purely off the top of my head. If there is please let me know and I shall fix it promptly, but this is merely my way of trying to show how cool math is… Also, I’m not reeeaaallly doing this as a shipper, cause really it doesn’t mean anything that their fans are next to each other (except perhaps maybe there was some instinctive sense as to why they should be together), I just wanted to know the numbers, and perhaps you would too :)

also, please take a look at this it cooler than you think and may help you out with your homework in the future ;)

So. Hurr we go. 


SCENARIO 1: Fans are placed in a circle

So here, we want to know what the probability is that Jimin’s fan is next to Jungkook within this circle, completely by chance.  

Since this is a circle, and circles are pains in the asses to calculate permutation for, there are many different approaches. What I personally did was I defined a fixed point in the rearrangement:

where each circle represents a fan and the blue dot is a fan whose position never changes (because if it did I’d have to divide by two or something fancy and that’s too complicated).

Keep reading

  • Negan: *to the Saviours before going to Alexandria* So I have prepared some blueprints of the layout we are to infiltrate here...
  • *Unrolls paper of a diagram of the front and back of Ricks bottom half*
  • Saviours: ....
  • Negan: So I will go in alone at first, I will begin here *points at Rick's belt*
  • Simon: Um... Negan?
  • Negan: I will then proceed to the rear. I don't think I need to point <I>that</i> out to any of you.
  • Simon: Negan, we need blueprints of Alexandria not-
  • Negan: Now I will have to go in hard and fast here so I want no interruptions from any of you whilst I do this.
  • Simon: Negan, this is not helping us with the mission.
  • Negan: You know what Simon? I'm sick of your goddamn negativity. Get the fuck out!

yehet-chen-in-221b-and-camelot  asked:

Hi ^^ Can i ask you on something about Kaisoo?:3 I totally love your blog and Kaisoo (after only 2 years with EXO i still don't know my otp) 😅❤But i'm on tumblr new so i don't know if you already posted here but what are your opinions about Kaisoo 2016/17 and jealous Kai? Cause we all know how it's with homosexuality in S. Korea :/ and how it was, when sm share "Kaistal daiting scandal" Do u think, that Kai really isn't gay? I know it's hard talk about relationships+sexuality so i apologize🙁

Hey, how are you? Oh, a kd ask after a while idk how to feel about that, it’s been so long lmao.

I’ll only mention my opinion about those subjects so, don’t take it as truth. Some subjects were discussed before a plenty of times, so I’ll speak kind of superficially? If I can find something relevant about it, I’ll edit this post with a link.

2016 was a mess, as a lot of people remember. Since 2015 there were rumors in SK about a gay couple on the same group and it exploded in 2016, peaking a lot of people’s curiosity. Then, suddenly, kxk was announced and, such a “coincidence”! It was really a mess for everyone. Lots of rumors about JI, people hating on him (but in BY was worst, tbh), JI was sad for months, KD couldn’t look at each other in the eye… Tense. But towards the end of the year other scandals came (the presidental one being the most relevant of them all) and it caused an impact in media too, since coincidentially or not some couples people were revealed at that time, sometimes two in the same day!! people really didn’t care much, they wanted the president to resign

Now, in 2017, the president suffered the impeachment and SK will have elections in May. Others scandals are relevant now, like Thaad and how China and SK relations are restrained at the moment. Media always comes and goes with their breaking news, it’s interesting. But about KD, it seems kxk goal was acomplished. JI is busy with his dramas (being the main character, wow i totally hope he succeds), KS is doing his business, Krys is with her sister a lot and KD is having lots of moments nowadays so much for a dead couple, RIP me.

What do I want to say about this? Does it mean that the “gay couple” won’t be exposed anymore? Not really… Maybe for now. It’s important to know that media is dynamic, which means that they will always look for different kinds of news for their purposes. With the actual situation, they’ll focus more in other matters, and EXO is preparing for their Encore concert and a possible comeback. 

Another thing is interest to notice is how KD moments are similar to what they had before: in some concerts, behind the scenes at Macau awards… Does it mean that KD isn’t being restricted anymore? Well, the look on SH’s face can say something or be totally coincidential:

And also consider this text about a fan that went to the concert, is really carifying. 

So, it shows that, although things are calm on the outside, there’s some tension between the lines that can’t be ignored either. But there’s nothing we can do about it anyway. In the end we are just spectators.

About JI’s jealousy: i didn’t understand what you wanted me to say regarding this. Some people tend to be, kind of… Territorial with their partners? And JI did that lots of times, since debut until the present time? I remember some people said on Tumblr that it meant that theyr relationship wasn’t healthy, and I commented my opinion about this matter here.

So, the question: is JI gay? Only he knows the boundaries of his sexuality. People can comment how he’s straight, bi, gay, pan, asexual for things they see about him, but he’s the only one who can understand his own feelings. But if he has a bf that is hidden by a supposed straight relationship facade, the last thing he is is straight. He can be bi or pan, but not straight. “Oh, but in SK theres a lot of prejudice against LGBT people”, yes, I know that. Everybody knows that. But even in places like Spain, where u can freely open up about your sexuality, there are those who don’t accept LGBT people (Madrid is the gay capital of Europe [words of my gf], but a gay couple was thrown out of a restaurant anyway). The amount of prejudice a society has about gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transexuals, won’t make them disappear or erase their existence anywhere. The most they can do is hide. What totally explains the reason why companies make fake dates involving a man and a woman, it can be in US or in South Korea.

Damian Wayne problem 8,783: Your best friend and girlfriend hate each other and are jealous of the time you spend with the other. She also ships you with your best friend and is responsible for approximately 47.4% of the current slash fiction about you two, and has been since you were Robin and squeaky voiced.

Damian Wayne problem 2,445: SuperBat fan fiction is the most popular pairing in the universe and has been since before you were born. You hadn’t even met the new Superboy and there was already slash fiction about the two of you. You want to blame Drake for this, but know it’s your father’s fault.

~~*NSFW*~~

Luhan shudders as an involuntary moan wrenches up his throat when the incubus in front of him bites harshly on the top of the angel’s perfectly-formed wing. The shiver sends vibrations all the way down to the tips of his primary feathers and he desperately presses closer to Minseok, knowing he can feel how hard Luhan already is. “What would those bossy archangels think seeing you here, whimpering and moaning for a sex demon to fuck you? I bet they’d faint if they could see you cumming with your wings stretched out as you ride me.” Minseok’s words have their desired effect, coloring Luhan’s cheeks and bare chest in embarrassment as he whines, but also pushing him to clench tighter around the fingers working him open. Minseok nearly coos in happiness, knowing how far he’s corrupted Luhan, but also at how sweet the angel looks when he’s blushing.

- Admin J

imagine your otp hogwarts edition pt. 2
  • i’m in the hospital wing because of a potions injury, and i’m just trying to strike up conversation, and i don’t think you really meant to tell me you’re here because you tried the engorgio charm on your dick, and i certainly don’t mean to be laughing this hard, and yet, here we are
  • i’m a quidditch player, and you’re the announcer, and i am trying really hard not to notice that your comments about me are becoming less and less about how i’m playing, and more and more about how i look in my quidditch uniform
  • i forgot to finish my history of magic homework, so i took a puking pastille to get out of it, but you are actually worried about me, and insist on escorting me to the hospital wing, and omg, after class you brought me soup from the great hall, i cannot ever tell you that i was faking it
  • i’m muggle born, and your pureblood and know nothing about muggle culture, and i’m so sorry, but i get just such a delight out of telling you elaborate lies, like, yes, electricity really is run by small rodents that power whole cities by running on wheels underground, don’t listen to what they said in muggle studies class, trust me
  • you just received a howler from your parents, and you look so embarrassed, and i can’t handle it, so fuck it, i’ll just moon the whole great hall, that’ll get the attention off of you
  • we’re in between classes, and we both hear a fourth year calling a first year a mudblood, and neither of us are having any of that prejudiced bullshit. unfortunately, my impulse was to hex them, and yours was to punch them in the face, and my jelly-legs curse hit you instead, i’m really sorry, and we both are probably getting detention now, but hey, plus side, you’re kind of cute
  • you’re muggle born, and you insist on wearing your muggle clothes on the weekends, and i just cannot get over the way you look in those jeans, like, god help me
  • i invited you on a date on our next visit to hogsmeade, too bad i can’t seem to do anYTHING RIGHT. SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO SPILL HOT BUTTERBEER ALL OVER YOUR LAP, I PROMISE I’M JUST NERVOUS
  • you are already dating someone else, and during our love potion unit, you get asked to explain what you smell, and of course you’re gonna be smelling things that describe your partner right? uhm, but then why are you explicitly describing me…?
  • we stumble into the mirror of erised together. we look into it. neither of us know it’s anything special. we just see our reflections

part 1

early season 1 shidge fucks me up folks. especially shidge in sendak’s castle capturing arc? like holy shit dude. sendak forcing pidge to listen to shiro being tortured by him because he KNEW that THAT would be the key to making her succumb to his plans just….. *clenches fist* it hurts me so good my dudes. not to mention right before he does that he goes up to shiro and says “your ‘FRIEND‘ wanted to hear from you” and villains putting that kind of emphasis on “friend” is usually reserved for characters who are romantically invested in each other?? as in even goddamn SENDAK sees how important shiro and pidge are to each other and thinks something is up between them?? sooo i’m not saying that shidge is endgame but i’m totally saying that it’s endgame and they’re openly madly in love with each other and it’s already canon tbh Goodnight

“Potter.”

“Weasley.”

She sniffed, her straight nose scrunching up in disdain and bringing several hundred freckles much closer. Harry resisted a grin; Ginny was after all, ridiculously competitive. Their Quidditch streak had been 19-17 in Harry’s favor and with the summer was coming to an end in a matter of days, Ginny was desperate for a win.

“It was 20 wins, Gin”, he reminded her sheepishly. “You can still forfeit.” Her nostrils flared indignantly and she narrowed her eyes at him. “You may be one win away, Potter, but that doesn’t mean you have won entirely”, she snarled before marching off to her position, auburn hair waving madly behind her. He sighed in return, running a hand through his already trussed hair and mounted his broom.

Ginny released their makeshift Snitch -an enchanted golfball- and the he kicked the dirt behind his heels as he sped into the air. She followed closely behind like a fiery comet, zigzagging around him in search of the now invisible Snitch. Harry gripped the handle of his Firebolt, turning it away just as she skimmed by dangerously close.

“Training for ballet, Potter?”, her eyes glowed amber in the sun and fire streaked strands had escaped her ponytail. His eyes narrowed at the familiar phrase and she cackled before zooming right at him and he pushed himself out of the way with a grunt but Ginny was still going and he realized what was happening; she had seen the Snitch.

Her movements on the broom were similar to the golden ball itself; except it was a flurry of red chasing after a speeding golfball flying through the air. Harry flew behind her at a close range, squinting as the breeze in his ears got louder and the wind threaded through his hair. The youngest Weasley was still ahead of him by a couple of feet, stretched out across her broom with half her torso aligned off the handle.

How she managed to be even remotely graceful on her broom baffled him.

His speed grew and he was inches from the end of her broom when he came across the realization that they weren’t just flying anymore, they were rapidly launching themselves towards the ground. “What the-”, the words started to escape his mouth and Ginny pulled herself up with an iron grip on the handle of her broom, soaring back into the sky and flying into the sun, blinding Harry in the process.

But it was too late, his concentration had faltered and he could feel the grass burn on his elbows and the sting of the flesh coming open as he tasted dirt. His Firebolt had released itself from his grip and he rolled on the grassy plain several times before coming to a stop, a dull pounding echoing in his head and his glasses missing.

“Harry!”

He could hear her cry out, sudden panic seeping into the previously lighthearted atmosphere, the clatter of her Cleansweep falling on the cobbled walkway and Ginny’s footsteps running towards his fallen form. Harry squinted, the sunlight blinding his already terrible eyesight until a freckled face blocked his view. “Crap, Harry, are you alright?”, Ginny’s alarm filled voice rang out against his skull and he winced. “Did you just Wronski Feint me?”, he asked distractedly, green eyes glazed with dreaminess.

Ginny’s nose scrunched up and her eyebrows rose before she shook her head, grabbing his arm to pull him on his feet. He stumbled abit, knocking against her smaller body lightly. “Alright?”, she asked again but Harry wasn’t paying attention. “You just Wronski Feinted”, he murmured, looking at her in awe. “That’s- I mean, wow.” Her expression remained a cross between impassive and amused, eyes rolling amicably. “I’ll give you an autograph after we ice that concussion out of you”, she answered dryly. “Mum might have a draught or something that might help-”

Her words got cut off from her lips as Harry’s nose bumped clumsily against hers and his lips were over her own, muffling the rest of her sentence. Ginny blinked at first, completely oblivious to the situation until Harry pulled away after three seconds, the same glaze over his vivid eyes. “Are you even aware”, he breathed out. “Of how incredibly amazing you are?”

Redness spread out over her pale face and Ginny tried to stutter a comeback but his mouth was swallowing her words, tongue slipping between her lips, her jaw being caressed with his calloused fingers and her hands gripped at his front. ‘Harry”, she gasped. “I think you hit your head too hard.” His lips were skimming the side of her face, nose nuzzling into the crook of her neck and inhaling deeply before he murmured, “I think I just realized I’m dating the best girl at Hogwarts.”

“Some people don’t need to hit their head to realize that, Potter”, she teased, laughing. He grinned goofily at her, pulling her close against him. 

anonymous asked:

What's your favorite Jackson ship? Is it Jinson or jackbum? Idk I see you give those ships more attention than the others lol just curious which one you like more.

to be honest its hard to say ….I think I love both equally 

jinson is special, is like full support and love people, so opposite and yet so close, ugh I love this relation betwen this too…wang&park puppy forever

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at the other hand jackbum ……, its like they become my top otp from beginnig (because they are both hot as hell )

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…they are cute together too,

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full of support too…

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but …..jb is like all over jackson is some diferent way (really soft spot )

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he always catch him

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and jackson is number one JB fan (sometimes too much lol)

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well….and the other things …

and JB is Jackson dad ( hyung )because he is older by 2 months (done)

Imagine person A of your OTP writing and playing little songs on a piano whenever they have inspiration.

Imagine this leading to Person B receiving videos of Person A singing about “spreading butter on untoasted bread shouldn’t be that hard” and “who the fuck names their kid Sweeney, I mean really, Mr. and Mrs. Todd, what were you thinking.”

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“i might have thought that i was the only one who was suffering. everyone’s going through a lot, and they’re all suffering… and yet, everyone is still trying so hard. i even ended up taking it out on you and saying something awful. i’m sorry. it was pathetic. truly.”

“did you decide on something?" "huh?” “i hear it in your voice.”

“…i don’t think intuitive boys are very popular.”tsumugu and chisaki, nagi no asukara

anonymous asked:

loins ! what are your all time favourite vmin fics ? like 11/10 would read again, changed your life, best of the best fics ? like there are alot of fics to look through and its hard to know which will be written well or have a good plot or good characterization or not and I just trust your judgement (sorry if this is over whelming you dont have to answer this if you dont want to)

So vmin fics can actually be kind of hard for me, because I think that I have such a specific idea of their dynamic and characterizations in my head that it can be tough for me to find fics that fit how I feel about them? Like, that’s actually why I started writing them myself in the first place. I feel like it’s weird that I don’t have a ton of vmin fics to offer you, because they’re my otp and all, but there ARE absolutely some great ones. I know there are some missing but again my fic organization system is just abysmal:

vmin+other

&&. MASTERLIST: OTP TAGS // THE NEIGHBOURHOOD LYRICS

i have no explanation for this other than i wanted to procrastinate studying for a test!!! so under cut there are 159 otp tags that u can use for ur cute 1x1s or indies or any ships at all!!! i got all of these from lyrics of one of my fave bands of all time, the nbhd separated by album/ep!! enjoy and pls like/reblog if u find this useful :)

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King x Assistant Prompts

This is a request from anon! I hope I make you happy!

- King orders their Assistant to get the Assistant’s favourite drink and/or food from the royal kitchen, the Assistant always thinks it is for the King, but the King laughs when they bring it out and places it before him, and says that they wanted the Assistant to have it because they work so hard

- The Assistant is the only person the King truly trusts as everyone else around them is greedy and corrupt

- The King and Assistant sneak out of the castle every week with a new disguise because they wanted to be with the people, it started because they wanted to see what common folk life is really like, but then it slowly starts to turn into date like activities

- The King and the Assistant both have no idea what they are doing but since they both grew up as best friends, the King orders the Assistant to pick up all of their favourite candies so they can at least have sweets while trying to figure it all out

- The King genuinely wants to make his kingdom a sacred place for all and the Assistant comes from the poorlands and knows exactly how to start his plan, and when they work on this, they slowly start to fall for each other, much both of their surprise

- The King hired a new Assistant because his last one was always so grouchy, but hey, you’re cute, wanna be my new Assistant?

- The Assistant thinks everyone royal is a royal pain, but when they meet the new King they soon change their mind

- The King and the Assistant have a forbidden love

- The Assistant orders the King around for a day because the King lost a bet and the Assistant is having the best day of their life

- The King wants to prank the Assistant but fails each time because of how lame the King’s attempts are, but the Assistant can’t help but laugh each time

- The King tries to impress the Assistant and the Assistant is oblivious to his attempts

- The King has a royal ball that he has to attend but the other people are all douchebags so him and the Assistant make fun of everyone else at the party with snobby rich people voices

- The King bring the Assistant home luxury items when the Assistant can’t come with him on his journeys

- The Assistant only took this job to provide for their younger siblings, as their parents are no longer around and when the King finds this out, they raise the Assistant’s wage and soon the Assistant and King start to have an actual relationship, not just their titles anymore

- The King always brings the Assistant out into the gardens with him late at night, the King is trying to build up courage to ask the Assistant out on a date, but the Assistant just thinks that King likes moonlight strolls