you think you're hot shit

You know what I need?

Amber x Chubby!Reader smut. You know what I’m going to do? Not write it, because my brain is mush and I have no inspiration for my own things 😂

   “Lance McClain died with the Earth. You speak here to the General of the Blue Lion Resistance, nothing more.” 

So like. I had to. My son. He’s too beautiful.

This is from King and Reaper written by @pastel-clark. Go check it out, it’s literally one of the Best fanfictions in this fandom imo.

anonymous asked:

lmao all your followers are like thirst follows, no one actually cares about the content you post. like 2k people think you're hot, congratulations babe

guys, holy shit. drop what you’re doing, and listen to this guy. he’s absolutely right! if a woman’s conventionally attractive, she must not have anything of substance or value to herself to share with the world beyond her face! nevermind if she’s been in the top 5% of her class consistently for four years, or if she knows three languages, or puts all her heart into the things she writes, none of that matters. being “hot” is how you get followers, nothing else matters with regards to a woman’s value. and the best way to interact with female bloggers is to objectify them, obviously. i think this guy has some really good ideas. 


and by the way?

don’t call me babe

  • Me: Have you ever wanted to march drum corps?
  • Girl: I tried out for {Top 12 Corps} but didn't make it.
  • Me: Keep trying. There's plenty corps out there that are great. They don't have to be too 12.
  • Girl: Well that's my dream corps.
  • Me: My dream is to be a Cavalier but I'm going into my 3rd season of corps and 2nd season with Genesis. I love it. It's always great to get experience in drum corps and then audition for wherever.
  • JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDNT MAKE YOUR DREAM TOP 12 CORPS DOESNT MEAN YOU GIVE UP ALL TOGETHER. THERE ARE PLENTY CORPS OUT THERE WHO WANT YOU. YOU CAN AUDITION FOR YOUR DREAM LATER. JUST MARCH. SHIT. Why do you guys think you're hot shit and then you don't make it and give up. Go be hot shit in a corps that you are contracted in and THEN go be hot shit in your dream corps. This activity is dying because of the cost and also people just giving up and whining because you got cut from whatever corps. Go audition somewhere else and keep trying. That's one thing that irritated me so so so much.
What your Overwatch main says about you:
  • <p> <b>Genji:</b> 14. Think you're hot shit. Maybe a weeb. 1v1 mE fUckEr.<p/><b>McCree:</b> Your name is Chris. Going to school for engineering.<p/><b>Phararah:</b> Either a very dedicated person or shitty.<p/><b>Reaper:</b> //Welcome To My Twisted Mind//<p/><b>Soldier 76:</b> Two open monster energy drink. likes Eminem.<p/><b>Sombra:</b> We are anonymous. We are legion.<p/><b>Tracer:</b> Gay. Kind. Gay. Excited to be here. Gay.<p/><b>Bastion:</b> Probably a nice person. Owns a bird.<p/><b>Hanzo:</b> Owns a bunch of knives.<p/><b>Junkrat:</b> *Google search* can you legally buy dynamite<p/><b>Mei:</b> Voted Trump.<p/><b>Torbjorn:</b> Is a nightmare person from the void.<p/><b>Widowmaker:</b> 20-45 year old man. Stuck to the chair currently.<p/><b>D.Va:</b> You're a divorced dad and you miss your daughter.<p/><b>Reinhardt:</b> Kind of looks like your dad, huh?<p/><b>Roadhog:</b> Now she's with that tough prick from the bar.<p/><b>Windston:</b> I'm not upset, not at all.<p/><b>Zarya:</b> Strong, like you're mother.<p/><b>Ana:</b> Why did you take her Jennifer!<p/><b>Lucio:</b> Either helpful or aggressive. Has a soundcloud.<p/><b>Mercy:</b> Mommy issues. Just wants to help.<p/><b>Symetra:</b> Owns security cameras.<p/><b>Zenyatta:</b> Dude, you gotta hit this.<p/></p>
Why I'm Fucking Mad at the Signs
  • ARIES: You always want to be taken seriously and listened to but you never fucking listen to the advice anyone gives you. You constantly get people's hopes up but never follow through with anything. Why do you do that? You're so inconsiderate of the way everyone around you is feeling because you're in your own world and you completely fucking blow off the people who care about you for anything or anyone that comes along and grabs your attention. Quit fucking getting in relationships and acting like your significant other is the only person who's ever cared about you. They're not, and if you don't show the other people in your life that you care about them, they're going to fucking leave.
  • TAURUS: You think the world fucking revolves around you and you're so childish. You persistently go after something you know you can't have and throw a fit when you don't get it. Also, you do realize that your words and actions effect other people, right? You can't just fucking say anything you want when you're mad or upset and expect people to forgive you. Stop being so fucking self-centered. Stop expecting everyone around you to operate on your time and be around when it's convenient for you. Your constant snide remarks under your breath are unnecessary and hurtful. You take making yourself your own first priority to a new extreme.
  • GEMINI: Shut the fuck up and quit overthinking everything. You expect people to care about how you're doing and get upset when people aren't as enthusiastic over certain things as you are. You can't just assume that everyone cares about the same things as you. Nobody fucking cares about all the details in the stories you tell. Quit making a 10 minute long story out a 30 second event, if you don't stop fucking talking all the time then no one is ever going to want to listen to you anymore. You don't always have to be the center of attention. Spoiler alert, sometimes other people deserve attention too. You are so fucking caught up in your own little fantasy world that you can't handle reality any time you have to deal with it. Sometimes you have to learn how to fucking suck it up and deal with things on your own, there's not always going to be someone around who wants to listen to you bitch about the world.
  • CANCER: Stop fucking crying. You're constantly so deep in your emotions that you don't care how your actions effect people around you. Every fucking time something bad happens to you, you think it's okay to disappear for a few months and then when you're done with your pity party you decide to come back into everyone's lives and expect everything to be just the way you left it. You expect entirely too much out of people it's ridiculous. You have such an intelligent mind but it doesn't even matter because you only ever fucking use your heart. You set yourself up for so much of the hurt in your life. Stop making yourself so vulnerable and stop thinking that you can fix everyone you meet or even assuming that they want to be fixed. You're not good at giving advice, and that's alright... But you don't realize that sometimes all that someone needs is a friend and you're never fucking there for anyone when they reach their low points and need you most. Quit fucking disappearing.
  • LEO: You're so fucking selfish. You hold your pride and your image above everything else and act like it's invincible. You know it's fragile and so does everyone else or you wouldn't spend so much time trying to protect it. You think that just because you're in a bad mood everyone else needs to be as well. Quit fucking take out your problems on people who are trying to help you. You act like a hard ass but you can't fucking confront a problem head on for the life of you. Also, you're not always right. Having the last word in an argument isn't that important. Maybe if you'd shut the fuck up and care about someone other than yourself for a couple minutes you'd realize that other's people's views/opinions/feelings matter too. Quit pretending like you're on a higher level than everyone else, it gets so old so fucking fast.
  • VIRGO: You're so fucking manipulative. You only do things that will end up benefitting you in the end. You can't even fucking do something kind for someone unless you're going to get something out of it. Stop acting like you're a hard ass, you're not. When you get pissed off you just sulk and say the most fucking hateful things to people because you're so observant and you know what will hurt people the most. It's not fair that everyone in your life has to be scared that if you upset them even accidentally you're going to do anything in your power to hurt them. It's bullshit. No one gave you the power to control others, so why do you try to manipulate and control every single person in your life? Also, own up to things when you're confronted about them. Compulsive lying is your strong suit and it's getting really fucking tiring.
  • LIBRA: You are so fucking quick to cut people off. You can be friends with someone for 10 years and if they do something that upsets you then you won't hesitate for a second to cut them off. It's fucking bullshit that everyone who cares about you feels like they have to be constantly walking on eggshells. You act so fucking independent, you don't think that you need anyone besides yourself but it's funny how any time something goes wrong you're crying to me asking me for help. Open your fucking eyes. You're so easy to love, stop fucking playing games with people's minds. Just because someone tells you something that you didn't want to hear doesn't fucking mean that they deserve to be cut out of your life. You take everything so personally and assume any subtweet or bad conversation is about you. Cut it out. It's on my last fucking nerve.
  • SCORPIO: Mind your own fucking business. It's like you feed off of other people's misery and drama. You can't fucking keep a secret to save your life. You never talk about your own stories, say it's because you're a private person, but will gossip about anyone else's endeavors. You're so fucking quick to judge, and refuse to ever give people a second chance. You're constantly running around hurting other people's feelings and begging for second chances but are the most unforgiving people I've ever met. Why do you do that? You're so fucking fake to everyone you meet. You can't handle confrontation and pretend you like everyone so that they'll open up to you and you can have things to use against them when/if they betray you in some way. Why do you do this to the people you care about? Also, stop thinking you're hot shit and can get in bed with anyone you want.
  • SAGITTARIUS: You're so fucking irresponsible. This is in every aspect. Education, bills, relationships, anything. You are the worst communicators. Stop fucking cancelling plans that have been solid for a month 10 minutes before they actually happen. Also, you can't just continue to be reckless with people's hearts and expect them to stick around. Why aren't you ever there for people when they need you? You're always there to experience the good with others but as soon as things get bad and they need your love and support you just fucking leave. Why do others' emotions make you so uncomfortable? Is it because you try to pretend that you don't have any? News flash: everyone sees right through that. Stop trying to act like you're tough shit and embrace the softness that is a part of you. It's not cool to be cold and bitter and closed off to the world, you're going to end up isolating yourself and hating your fucking life. You're doing this to yourself.
  • CAPRICORN: Stop fucking holding yourself back. You second guess yourself in essentially every single aspect of your life. Stop it. I swear to god it's like every fucking time I talk to you, you plan out what you're going to say so as not to be judged. Who gave you this severe lack of self confidence? Who taught you to hold yourself back and confine yourself into such a small box? You seem so fucking mean when people first meet you because you refuse to just have a nice casual conversation with someone you don't know. Let down your walls. You're so easy to love and have so many great ideas but you're the ones holding yourself back. It's so fucking frustrating because people have to pry everything out of you. Stop being so fucking afraid of everything. Sometimes you're the epitome of living but not existing. Life experiences will be scary and sometimes you have to do things that are out of your comfort zone but guess what? So does everyone else. It's part of the fucking game, and you need to take your head out of the damn clouds and realize that life isn't always fair.
  • AQUARIUS: You're so fucking extreme. Nothing is ever neutral with you. Why can't you ever fucking find a middle ground on anything? Also, stop trying to fight every fucking person you meet. Stop thinking that your opinion is superior to any other and that everyone is out to get you. You intentionally seclude yourself from things because you like the idea of being a lone wolf. Fine, be a lone wolf, but quit fucking crying when people stop inviting you to things because you always turn them down anyways. You want so badly to be unique and distinguished. You try to act numb to everything that happens to you, as if your emotions are novacane junkies. You're a big fucking crybaby, so quit trying to hide it.
  • PISCES: I know you think that you have good intentions but you are so fucking ignorant. You think that everyone does or should think the same way as you. You're so fucking emotional but you'll never open up or be fucking sincere about your feelings unless of course you're under the influence. You let people see that you are a highly emotional person but get defensive and angry when people try to get you to open up. Why are you so fucking cold? You're so fucking good at walking back into people's lives after you made the decision to leave and they always let you back in. You always just fucking leave again. Why do you always run? Why do you get off on getting people's hopes up and then letting them down? It's like you love raising people up because watching others freefall is interesting. Well, it's not. It's so fucking hurtful. I know you think you're doing well, but don't fucking say things unless you mean them. You cause more harm than help when you deceive people and try to spare their feelings.

anonymous asked:

(Kamen Rider Forge) "Look at you... You always did think you're hot shit Sadao you must be real tough to be using Faust's toys." Masao smirked looking at Tidal Surge.

“I didn’t do it ‘cause I thought I was hot shit…I did it to save someone.” Surge says.

Advice For The Signs
  • Aries: You're really cool but you freak out sometimes chill
  • Taurus: The world doesn't revolve around you stop
  • Gemini: Don't entertain drama... or start it
  • Cancer: Treat yourself
  • Leo: You think you're hot shit and you are tbh but don't rub it in others faces
  • Virgo: Live life man don't stress little things
  • Libra: Think about yourself more
  • Scorpio: Be open minded
  • Sagittarius: Don't be too harsh but don't sugar-coat things
  • Capricorn: Sit down and take a break you deserve it
  • Aquarius: Don't forget you aren't immortal
  • Pisces: Don't get stuck daydreaming or reality will kick your ass

anonymous asked:

thank you thank you thank you for reblogging that post about tummy hair. it made me so happy and i could actually feel a little confidence boost. (sadly i shave it off because i was so embarrassed by it, so it grows back thicker but even so) &lt;3 you're a lovely human being

of course! your tummy hair is a part of you–a beautiful and completely natural part of you… unfortunately, in recent years we’ve come to idealize hairlessness in women, capitalizing on the false notion that women aren’t supposed to have hair on their legs, armpits, faces, tummies, toes, chests/breasts, around their nipples, etc., effectively shaming those who do (see: the vast majority of women) into removing that hair.

i mean, we’re so fucking disgusted by body hair on women that advertisements for razors and other products marketed to remove said hair NEVER EVEN SHOW IT! they all just show soaped-up, smiling women dragging razors across their ALREADY HAIRLESS SKIN! it’s some whacky shit.

if you want to remove it because it makes you feel more confident, then that’s great! take care of yourself, and do whatever makes you feel good! just please hear me out when i say that you have absolutely nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed of, and your body–fuzzy or not–deserves all the love and kindness you can give it. it’s okay for you to love yourself.

(p.s. tummy hair/happy trails are totally cute, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong and cannot be trusted)

fullyinnovative  asked:

LOL, you think you're some hot shit, whose blog is supposed to spread equality, etc. Yet you yourself is spreading prejudice against white people... reblogging posts that are negatively directed at white people. That's basically the textbook definition of racism. I'll be awaiting your response, honey.

anonymous asked:

Fuck you. You think you're hot shit because some 20 year old pressed a button on twitter and retweeted you. Go to hell

1. No you don’t get to fuck me. You wish. You can keep your business in your walmart jeans, and I’ll keep mine in my high waisted shorts. take a break from those crocs and walk a mile in these doc martens.

2. I don’t think I’m hot shit. I know I’m hot shit. Not because of 5SOS or compliments, but because I love myself, and I am not arrogant, but I won’t hate myself because society makes me feel obligated to.

3. To you they may just be some 20 year olds, but tO me they are MY 20 year olds (actually 20, and three 18 year olds) and if you ever come on my blog and try to invalidate my feelings or any one else’s feelings for someone who makes them happy, I will personally see to it you won’t have wifi the rest of your life.

4. I will go to hell, but I didn’t need your invite. I rsvp’d weeks ago. You’re basic.

anonymous asked:

Trust me out of all the girls at our school you don't even stand out, it's fucking funny that I found your tumblr and you think you're this hot shit motherfucker and you just ain't, lawdy 😂😂😂

oh my god you anons really be doing the most
i haven’t been to school in over a year fam wtf are you on about 😩😩😩😩😩 stop trying so hard it won’t work 😂😂😂😂😂👀

anonymous asked:

Sometimes I get the impression that you're one of those "bi" girls that just says that so guys will think you're hot and shit :/

Because you totally know me. I don’t have to explain what I am to you. I am bi, I have been since I started getting attracted to people (12) and have never denied it. I know what I am. You don’t have to take my word for it, but I am what I am. Otherwise, cry me a river, anon. You know nothing of me besides my blog. (;