you think this is an april fool's joke


( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜
❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜
❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜
❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜
❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜
❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜
❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜
❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜
❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜
❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜
❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜
❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜
❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜
❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜
❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜
❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜
❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜
❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜
❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜
❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜
❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜
❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜
❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜
❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜    

April 2nd.

This is for @sad-af1121 @thatawkwardtinyperson and @bxckyfxcknbxrnes because they are awesome and I wish I can be half as good as them. 

Notes: started as a drabble but now we are here. super spur of the moment. fluff. tell me what you think! my second fic ever. be nice pls?

Originally posted by petallica

April fools!

Those two words keep playing in your head over and over again. You’re an idiot. You are a self proclaimed idiot. Jokes on you this time. 

You turn to your side and look at your boyfriend sleeping right next to you. Ugh. He’s perfect even when he’s sleeping and here you are trying to not to work yourself into an anxiety attack over your stupid mistake. 

I’m an idiot. Who the fuck can’t tell their boyfriend that the joke you proclaimed as an April Fool’s prank is the truth?

It’s not like you planned for your joke to be a joke. You just found out on April Fool’s day.  That little blue stick does not lie. Nor did the ten others you made Wanda go get you and swear on her life that she would not tell anyone about what is going on with you or…rather in you. 

And when you went to tell Bucky, Bucky, the man with the steel blue eyes and the wicked smile and the love of your life that you are pregnant,  p r e g n a n t, you froze. You panicked. And his shocked expression did not make you feel any better so you thought quick and told Bucky it was a joke and was crushed when he sighed in relief. 

You look over Bucky now,  to glance at the clock on your bedside table. 12:01. It’s officially April 2nd. It’s no longer April Fool’s. You’re still pregnant. It’s not a joke. It’s April 2nd, and you’re still pregnant. 

“Babe as much as I love to keep you up at night, why are you awake?” You flinch as you glance at Bucky. He peers at you with one eye open and furrows his brows. 

Oh fuck, oh fuck. He’s awake. fuck. fuck. fuck. 

I swear it’s nothing babe, just going over the mission details for tomorrow in my head” blabbering it out like an idiot that you are and turning to your side only to bury your face into the pillow and hope to God that Bucky does not feel you try to avoid the subject.

“You know, I would believe you if you haven’t been awake and fidgeting for the last three hours” Bucky chuckles and pulls you closer. 

“Talk to me doll, what’s on your mind?” Bucky turns you over and you peer up at him. You search your mind for the right words. 

Hey Buck, remember that time after the mission when the adrenaline was getting to us and we got back to the jet and I tackled you and you took my pant– or that time during Tony’s party last month when you slid your fingers under my dress– or two weeks ago in the shower when you took me up against the wall and—

“Babe I can practically see you thinking but I need words.” He smirked as he leans closer into you, your foreheads are touching at this point. 

“So funny story…” you begin and you look up once again into those eyes. 

I’m fucked. Well we fucked. And now you’re fucked. Because we fucked. And we made a baby. I’m pregnant. Jokes on you and me. Oh shit.

Talk to me doll, you’re starting to worr–” he’s cut off before he can finish the sentence. 

“So I know I told you it was an April Fool’s joke, but I’m pregnant. I’m actually pregnant. And I took about ten tests to make sure I was because who the fuck learns they are pregnant on April Fool’s? And I tried to tell you but then I panicked because you didn’t plan for this, I mean we didn’t plan for this and I saw the relief in your eyes when you heard me say April Fool’s. but Bucky, it’s officially April 2nd, and I’m pregnant. I’m actually pregnant. Please don’t ha–”

This time, you’re the one that’s cut off from your babbling. Bucky’s lips smash into yours and you can’t help but moan at the force. His tongue teases yours a little and you blink your eyes a few times because you are left dazed after a kiss like that. 

“You’re pregnant?” “You’re actually pregnant?” “I’m going to be a Dad?” he whispers as he pulls slightly away from you. 

You stiffen as you come back and hear Bucky’s words. You look at him and you see the biggest smile on his face. 

“I’m pregnant” You say with a little more confidence. Bucky leans back into you.  “I was hoping it wasn’t a joke when you told me yesterday doll, I only looked relieved because I was trying to hide how disappointed I was.”

This time you’re the one who yanks Bucky towards you and in the process he’s on top of you. You reach up and give him a quick kiss before leaning up to his ear. 

“You’re going to be a Daddy, Buck. No April Fool’s joke this time. Happy April 2nd Bucky.” your breath tickling his skin as you trail back to his lips. 

“Happy April 2nd Doll, best non April Fool’s joke ever.” He leans down and joins you into your kiss. 

April Fool’s didn’t turn out so bad.


I’ve been slaving away long days and endless nights on this portrait series and today I finally get to debut my hard work. In fact, I am going to open a gallery show this summer containing works like this which I expect you all to attend. For now, though, prints of my crowning achievement are available in my sexy new shop (my old shop couldn’t handle it.) If you don’t buy the entire set I can only assume you don’t appreciate true beauty.

Phan is real?

So i stumbled upon these deleted blogs i found while looking through Google docs (the link of one below). For a moment i thought it was just another one of thoes phan ship blogs, but then i started reading it.
i use to think dan and phill were just best friends that people shipped.
Now i don’t even ship it… I believe it’s cannon.

If you want proof of phan, read this.
Warning: If you don’t want to feel bad for invading their privacy, don’t read this.

Here is the link to the deleted blog:


(please don’t spread this link around.)

I surmised all of the deleted blogs here.
think Phan Is Cannon.
Here’s why:

1 Phil is literally 28. twenty eight. nearly 30. I think that’s the age to be in a committed relationship with somebody, possibly even married.
They still live with each other.
Two grown men flirting with each other.
I wouldn’t say that’s what you call a ‘platonic friendship’

2 There was a video made called the “valentines video” (pretty sure we all know about it). It was a video created Phil and uploaded to lessamaizingphill for Dan on valentines day saying he loves him and he is his valentine, proving that they are/were dating. It got un-privated by a YouTube glitch but they quickly deleted it. Dan and phill said that the video was just an April fools joke, but there is so much disproving that

Read here (Content from deleted blog) :

There are several things that don’t seem to make sense about the Valentine’s Day Video being a prank, when you take a moment to think about it.

1. If it was a prank and they decided not to go through with it, why keep it up on Phil’s side channel for a year and a half?

2. Why delete the video after it had leaked, when adding a simple annotation saying that it was a joke would’ve saved a lot of drama and gossiping? 130/134 

7/8/13 Valentine’s Day Video - Context and Commentary

3. Why did they initially go directly to the fans that found it and ask them to keep it quiet, rather than making a general announcement to all their fans that this was a prank?

4. Why so much zeal in hunting down the copies of it that still circulate?

5. For someone who usually cannot act his way out of a paper bag, how did Phil manage to pull off the “smitten and in love" look so well?

6. Why did so much work go into a simple prank video?

7. Why include references that no one would have understood at the time?

More here: (X)

Why would they lie about it?

If we assume the Valentine’s Day video is real, why would they claim that it’s a prank? This is entirely guessing, but here are a few possibilities:
1. They were no longer a couple when the video leaked and didn’t want to dredgeup the past
2. They want their relationship to remain private because their fans tend to beinvasive (like, some people have set up entire blogs analyzing the Valentine’sDay video, I mean what?)
3. They worry about the drama it would cause if their relationship was public andthey broke up
4. They think it will affect their careers 
5. They aren’t out to their families and/or friends
6. They feel that the video was so intimate they’d rather people think it’s fake
7. They’re caught in a “spiral of lies” and don’t want to own up to lying for solong.

I’m not aloud to give a link or a copy of the video, but the valentines video is still out there. 

So if it wasn’t an April fools joke, it was a real valentines video from Phil to Dan.
Don’t think that’s a sign of 'platonic friendship’ either.

3 Back in 2010, before was taken down, there were alot of photos proving phan, especially the comments between dan and phill
(read in link below)

(sorry for the playlist thing)

(X) the cactus thing (Phil literally confirms phan on camera)

(X) i love you phil - dan

(X) Phil isn’t really a prankster

(X) Dan saying he’d Adopt kids

(not included part to phillsnotonfire)





… Did i seriously just write that entire thing ;-;
oh god. i have no life.

Imagine Chris turning the tables on you.

A/N: I’m not very good at pranks, I think that will be very obvious when you read this. This is a request from @castellandiangelo, I did end up writing your request. (I’m sorry if it’s bad, I’m not good at pranks!) I’ll make up for this sleep deprived piece, there’s an idea that’s been brewing for a while now. X

1st of April had finally arrived; it was the day you’d been waiting for since you came up with what you thought was the best, and most cruel prank ever. The prank was designed for your husband, Chris, and you’d joined forces with his mom and his brother to pull it off; they’d flown in from Boston just to help you. You still hadn’t decided if it was one of those ‘we-can-laugh-about-it-in-the-future’ pranks or a 'I’m-going-to-fucking-divorce-your-ass’ pranks, but seeing as Lisa and Scott were on board- you saw it as the former. You’d been with Chris for years and years now, so you knew him well. You knew he had a great sense of humor and a great love for your playful side, which made you ninety-nine percent sure he’d appreciate your prank; the sweet note at the end especially. But just to be safe and not to seem too smug, you lowered the probability percentage down to ninety-five.

The prank you’d been planning for over a month now involved Scott 'crashing’ Chris’ brand new Audi while taking you to lunch; Lisa calling from the emergency room; and Chris rushing down only to find you safe and sound with a dozen pink balloons and a sonogram. You’d found out you were pregnant a little while ago and wanted to find the right time to tell your husband, so why not April Fools? It was crazy and a little bit over the top, but then again- that was you. To be fair though, Chris had pulled some pretty horrendous pranks over the years. You could say you were only doing it as a way to get back at him for the time he visited you on your set and put a cockroach on you while you were filming a scene with Meryl Streep- an actress you so thoroughly admired- but hey, you weren’t the vindictive type.

“Do you think your son will divorce me after he finds out this is all just a prank?”

“No,” Lisa chuckled with a shake of her head. “He loves you way too much, and he’s going to be so happy about the baby news that- he’s not going to care about anything else.” You nodded in agreement after slight hesitation. “It’s April Fools and he’s a big boy, he can handle it.”

“I hope so,” you chuckled as you gathered the bundle of pink helium balloons. Lisa chuckled too as she grabbed her purse and headed towards your front door where loud knocking could be heard. “Could you get that, please? I bet it’s Scott, I hope he knows he’s not actually going to drive Chris’-”

“It’s not Scott,” Lisa cut you off as you walked around the corner; your eyes narrowed at the two police officers standing in your doorway with solemn expressions on their faces. “How can I help you gentlemen?” Lisa asked them. “Is there a particular person you’re looking for?”

“We’re here to speak with Y/N Y/L/N,” the taller male answered and you didn’t know to snicker or be genuinely concerned. For all you knew, they were part of Chris’ plan to prank you before you could him. “We have reason to believe that one of the victims involved in the accident on route six is your brother, Oliver Y/L/N.”

“That’s impossible,” you chuckled with narrowed eyes. “My brother’s out of town until the end of the month, he couldn’t possibly be in a car accident. Are you absolutely sure that he’s involved? Is there a possibility that you’re mistaken?”

“We are unable to identify the body, but his motorbike was placed at the crash site,” the shorter male informed you and your heart dropped when you remembered Chris had taken the bike- your brother had left at your place for safe keeping- this morning. “Do you know anyone with access to your brother’s bike? We could really use-”

“My husband,” you cut him off and you heard Lisa gasp. “My husband took my brother’s bike out this morning. Oh my God,” you breathed and felt the bundle of balloons escape your grip; they flew to touch the ceiling. “No no no,” you shook your head. “That’s impossible, Chris wouldn’t- he’s too careful on the- No,” another head shake. “It can’t be him, my husband is not dead!” You felt the tears spill out of your eyes.

“We’re very sorry to ask you to do so, but we’re going to need you to come with us to help identify the body.” The taller male told you and you quickly nodded, grabbing your purse by the door. You glanced over your shoulder at Lisa as you followed the police officers out; she was lost in her thoughts. “After you, Miss Y/L/N.” He held his car door open for you.

“Just give me a moment,” you told him and he nodded. “Lisa,” you walked over to her and took her shaky hands in yours. “We don’t know if it’s him,” your voice broke as you tried to reassure her. “Maybe he let someone else use Oliver’s bike after getting to the studio, or maybe the bike got stolen- I don’t- um- I don’t know,” you tried not to start crying when you remembered you were pregnant and your daughter might not have a father. “But we mustn’t lose hope yet because…” You trailed off, unable to find the right words.

“I can’t go down, Y/N,” she shook her head and you nodded understandingly. “I’m sorry,” she hugged you and you hugged her back, taking slow breaths to stop yourself from breaking down. “But you’re right, we don’t know yet.” She said as she pulled away; you nodded in response. “Call me as soon as you find out, okay?”

“Okay,” you nodded.

You left her at your house then got into the police car and let them take you to the crash site. You may not have been a religious person, but it didn’t stop you from praying. You couldn’t lose Chris, especially now that you were pregnant. You didn’t know what to do with a child, you had a child because of him- because you loved him. How were you meant to raise that child alone? How were you meant to look at your daughter and tell her her dad was the most amazing man you’d ever met and never let her meet him? How were you going to survive the rest of your life without the love of your life? Your hand rested on your stomach and you broke down crying, silently begging whatever greater being for your husband to be alive.
• • • • • • • •
The car pulled to a stop in front of a park; the same one where you and Chris worked together on screen for the first time, not that you were in the right mindset to notice. Your entire world had been rocked thanks to your husband and his insane plan to turn the tables on you, except his plans weren’t as easy to find out about as he’d confided in professional actors rather than family members. Of course he’d confided in Lisa and Scott- the two who accidentally let both your pregnancy and prank plans slip, but somehow managed to keep his to themselves- and they both told him it was a bad idea and that you were going to be pissed when you found out it was all just a prank. But did Chris listen? No, because clearly it wasn’t a bad enough idea if his mother and brother didn’t stop him from doing it. Plus- Chris knew you, you’d appreciate a good prank; he was ninety-five percent sure about it. If you didn’t- well, he had a spontaneous trip to Paris to make up for his insanity.

“Wait,” your eyes narrowed as the policemen got out of the car. One opened the car door for you and beckoned you out. “I don’t understand, I thought the accident was on route six.” He didn’t say anything, he just gestured for you to follow him. “I just want to know if my husband’s okay,” you told them and they both nodded.

Chris spotted you and the 'police officers’ approaching and he sat on your brother’s motorbike, laughing. It was pretty sick joke, yes, but he was so excited to celebrate the pregnancy with you that- he didn’t care. He knew when you saw him that you’d understand that it was just an April Fools joke and laugh because he’d turn the tables on you instead.

“Where are you tak-” You stopped yourself when you saw Chris, perfectly fine and in one piece. He waved at you with a cheeky smile; you were so relieved that you couldn’t think about anything else- like how it was just a stupid prank. “Thank God,” you breathed and ran towards him as he got off the bike. “Oh my God,” you threw your arms around his neck and he hugged you tightly, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “I thought you were dead,” you started crying out of absolute relief.

“Yeah, I’m not that easy to kill,” he chuckled. “April Fools, baby.” He said and you pushed him away, frowning. “What?” He laughed, grabbing his left breast. “I just elaborated on your plans a little bit. We’re in the film industry, I thought you’d appreciate the dramatics.”

“A little bit?!” You slapped his arm and he pressed his lips together, suppressing his urge to laugh. “They told me you were dead, Chris. Mine was just emergency room, yours was death! Death, Chris, death.” You emphasized and he nodded, chuckling as he pulled you into his arms for another tight hug. “What the hell is wrong with you?” You chuckled wearily as you hugged him back; you were too happy that he was okay to be mad about the severity of his actions. “No more April Fools for us,” you said, pressing your head against his chest. “We clearly don’t know how to prank each other, it’s getting a little much.”

“Okay,” he chuckled, kissing the top of your head. “I’m sorry, baby. I know it’s been a stressful day, my mom and Scott both said it was a bad idea.” You scoffed and chuckled at the same time; no wonder Lisa didn’t come down. “But hey,” he pulled the plane tickets out of his back pocket as he pulled away from you. “We can relax in Paris.”

“I was about to ask you how you were going to make up for this,” you smiled as you took the tickets from him; he chuckled in response. “Do you want to know how I’m going to make up for the prank that didn’t happen?” You quizzed, reaching into your own back pocket for the sonogram.

“I think I already know,” he smiled and placed his hand on your stomach. “They might have let the baby news slip too when they let your prank plans slip.” You chuckled and pulled the sonogram from your pocket, passing it to him. “I can’t believe we’re going to be parents to a baby girl,” he smiled at the sonogram then at you when you placed a hand over his.

“I know, right?” You laughed. “We are so immature and we’re about to be parents,” you said and he joined you in laughter. “Ground rules before the baby comes, no more pranks like these. No more dead or emergency room pranks because- it’s ridiculous and it’s irresponsible.” He nodded in agreement, chuckling. “I am so glad it was just a prank,” you told him and hugged him again. “I don’t know what I would’ve done if I’d lost you.”

“I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart,” he hugged you tightly as he whispered into your hair. “Not for a very, very long time.” You smiled and looked up at him. “I love you,” he smiled and dipped his head to meet your lips.

“And you’re lucky I still love you after that,” you bit playfully.

“Yes I am,” he laughed.

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April Fools (2) FEDA DAY 1

For the first day of @snowbaz-feda and in honor of April Fools day I decided to do a part two of this fic. Hope y’all enjoy!


Simon was pissed. He’d stormed out after Baz had pulled the metaphorical rug out from beneath him. He should’ve remembered it was April Fools Day. Students had been pranking each other all day with spells that ranged from humorously harmless to downright cruel.  But Simon had never thought Baz would participate in something considered to be, well, Normal. Sure magicians played around with prank spells but nobody pulled pranks like a Normal. Nobody except Baz, apparently.

Simon knew he couldn’t get away with doing a prank spell on him, Baz would be expecting it. Still, this was the sort of prank that couldn’t go unpunished. Simon touched his lips briefly at the memory of Baz’s kiss. It had taken him completely unawares, something he’d never expected from Baz. For a moment he’d even thought Baz had been serious about the whole thing. A flood of embarrassment washed over him as he thought about his own reaction. He should have thrown Baz off of him right away. People don’t snog their enemies.

He wanted to get back at Baz, to really fuck with him. Suddenly he realized the perfect way to do it. Simon was going to give Baz a taste of his own medicine. Smirking as he went, Simon strolled back to their room. Baz might call him out on it but Simon was pretty confident he could play this one out. 

Simon paused outside of the door. He hunched his shoulders and let the anger from earlier get his magic agitated. He didn’t really need to act like he was mad, he was pretty much there already. After a deep breath he walked into the room. 

Baz was reading a book on his bed. He glanced up at Simon and winked.

“Come back for more?”

Simon opened his mouth and closed it, pretending to look frustrated. He pushed his hand through his hair and looked away.

“Can we just drop it?”

He hoped his voice sounded nervous. He would need to play this just right in order to trick Baz.

Baz studied him.

“C’mon Snow it’s just a prank.”

Simon didn’t have to pretend to be embarrassed this time. He was already feeling that way as he attempted to come off as flustered.

“M-maybe it isn’t for me.”

Baz’s eyebrows knitted together in confusion.

“Are you saying that you wanted me to be serious earlier?”

Simon was really hoping this prank would be worth it. His heart was beating wildly out of control and the blush in his cheeks was completely natural. He wasn’t sure why he felt this nervy about it but somehow pretending to be in love with Baz was proving to be overwhelming. 

“Whatever, forget I said anything.”

Simon turned without saying anything to escape to the bathroom. He had expected Baz to say something to stop him. Instead he found his path blocked as Baz pinned him to the bathroom door.

“No, I don’t think so. This conversation is just getting interesting.”

Simon felt strange. Suddenly all the weird feelings he’d had earlier when Baz kissed him came rushing back. He didn’t feel in control of the prank anymore. Was Baz serious? Was Simon? He wasn’t sure what was real and what was a joke anymore.

“Uh…” Simon trailed off.

“Yes?” Baz pressed.

“Um…April Fools…?” Simon’s voice was shaky.

Baz studied his face.

“You don’t sound very sure about that.”

Simon closed his eyes in an effort to concentrate.

“Of course I’m sure. There’s no way I could ever like you…”

Simon felt Baz’s breath on his neck. His eyes flew open in surprise. Baz had leaned in and was poised right below the sensitive spot behind Simon’s ear.

“I guess I should pull away then,” Baz breathed against him.

Simon bit his lip. He definitely wanted this. He wasn’t sure if Baz wanted it though. If Simon gave in and then Baz pulled away laughing it would be humiliating. Still, he wasn’t sure he could avoid the temptation of leaning his neck into Baz’s kiss. When had he lost control of all of this?

“If this is your idea of a joke, trust me it isn’t funny,” Simon said.

Baz laughed, the sensation sending shivers down Simon’s body.

“This? No. If you want this…just take it.”

Simon sighed. Then he pulled Baz’s chin up and kissed him hard. Baz made a small noise of surprise, as if he hadn’t really thought Simon would do it. Then he relaxed into it and was kissing Simon back. Simon murmured happily into Baz’s mouth as he realized this wasn’t a trap, Baz actually wanted this. 

“I think that April Fools is officially my favorite holiday,” Baz gasped as he broke off the kiss.

“Hm, I think it’s mine too,” Simon murmured.

The two of them glanced at each other, with smiles on their faces. Then they were kissing again without the threat of pranks above their heads.

Student Council Prez [13]

Episode 12 - Episode 13 - Episode 13.5 OR Episode 14
Words: 9.2k
Genre: Fluff, Slice of Life, High School!Au

The second you walk through the door, Sungjae practically launches on top of you, never happier than to see your face. Your two siblings look cleaner than you’ve ever seen them, Sohyun’s hair tight in braids and Sungjae’s own hair swept to the side in the style of the 1940’s. Aunt Eunhye is happy to see you back too but doesn’t waste any time to scold your messy attire.

But as you look around the apartment, everything is well kept and spotless. Most importantly, your siblings have been well fed, are happy and completely safe.

For the next week, you find yourself with less responsibilities and hardships, despite your aunt nagging you to do more chores. Sometimes you even become shocked at how little you have to do or worry about; if your siblings ate or not, how much you had to spend on groceries and what you were going to make - the list was endless but at the same time all but disappeared. For once you were exactly what you should be: a teenager.

Nevertheless, all good things must come to an end.

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Featuring 12 old men NPC we are familiar with including 2 oldmen recycled sprites (HAHAHAHA) Kennyo and Rikyu (HOW OLD ARE YOU?)

It’s complete with heartfelt trailer, I AM DYING!

Here’s a translation:

Niwa Nagahide: It’s over with that woman!

Sanada Masayuki: Fu~ I have seen (known of) your feelings.

Sakai Tadatsugu: I-it’s improper! To think one so beautiful like you gets an omiai with me!!!

Hojo Ujitsuna: This misoshiru lacks salt! Such incompetence!

Oyamada Nobushige: Watashi wa, dame ka? (is it wrong if it’s me?)

???: It’s love, afterall…


Ibano Hiromasa: Show me, all of you..!

Shibata Katsuie: I want to be buried in the same grave with you.


my friends i could be overthinking this(i probably am) but i have had a Thought™ gnawing at my brain for the past few hours and i need to share it

can you believe how many references there have been to children in more episodes especially charles with jake and amy? like more so than usual? let me refresh your memory:

• the fugitive: “amy, if you and jake are thinking of trying, you are ovulating like crazy right now!”; “what a beautiful moment. and you guys, amy is ovulating as we speak!”
• moo moo: “i’m smiling at mommy and daddy”; “i’ll be back in nine months!”; “jake & amy could babysit your kids, unless they’re too busy making babies of their own”

ok so it’s only these two episodes i’ve noticed reasonably strong references but have a think about it. each time charles has mentioned the possibility of a baby to jake & amy, they haven’t necessarily said anything along the lines of “it’s not gonna happen”, they’ve just told him to shut up & leave them alone which he has. i know pretty much all of us are rooting for them to be parents at some point but there’s a heck of a lot of foreshadowing - what if it actually could happen by the end of this season? like it’s a serious possibility? BONUS: remember the april fools prank they did? telling us that amy was pregnant? yes i know it was a joke but mix that in with all these baby refs charles is throwing around and see what you think

in conclusion: amy could be pregnant very soon and we should all be mentally preparing ourselves for it a lot more bye
Things Jack Merridew would probably fall for

•(pfft ralph)
•"if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!“
•"spell pig backwards and then say pretty colors”
•February 30th jokes
•any classic April fools day jokes (whoopie cushions and other shit like that)
Please add more I’m suffering bc I can’t think of any


small devotional acts inspired by a series created by Mouse @heatherwitch

- Particpate in your local Pride (Loki was genderfluid pansexul after all)
- Volunteer and/or Donate to help the mentally ill (Loki was the patron saint of madness)
- Put cinnamon in your coffee
- Wear more green and orange
- Be kind to every dog you meet
- Offer to give your friend a haircut
- Burn mistletoe incense
- Take up embroidery/cross-stiching
- Learn to tell if a snake is poisonous or not
- Always have a lighter, or matches
- Become comfortable with your scars
- Consider getting a pet snake
- Indulge in a glass of mead, whiskey, scotch, or bourbon
- Explore and overcome your past pain and trauma
- Play a good natured practical joke or prank on someone
- Think of him on April Fools’ Day
- Wear faux snake skin
- Accentuate your lips with adventurous lipstick colors and glosses
- Give him gifts on both mothers and fathers day

Feel free to add your own!!

Wrong One Part Two (Jamilton)

AN: Whew! Finally done!

Tag Crew: @huffleheyguys @artisticgamer @iamnotthrowingawaymyshit @hamilton4starwars @hmltntrsh51 @theoverlordofeverything @megabooklover18

Request: A lot of people wanted a part two so!

Warnings: rape (brief, doesn’t go into detail at all) 

Word Count: 2,690

Part One - Part Two - Masterlist

It had been a few hours since Gilbert had come home from Alexander’s house. Thomas had spent that time trying to figure out what to do. He had always been terrible with other people’s feelings, which had only really become a problem when he started dating Alex, who was a bit of a crybaby. Not a bit of a crybaby. A lot of a crybaby. It was a lot to deal with. It was kind of cute, though. Just not when it was his brother who was making him cry.

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April fools gone wrong

Where Sangwoo buys a pair of handcuffs and tells Bum they’re gonna be linked together forever. Then when the day is over Bum asks Sangwoo when he’s finally taking them off since it’s past afternoon now and thinks its a prank. But Sangwoo is deadly serious and says “What? You thought it was a joke? I threw away the key babes”

yoongi: hyung your dad jokes are actually funny
jin: really?
yoongi: haHA no not really april fools!

yoongi: hyung i think you’re more handsome than kim soo hyun
jin: why thanks yoon-
yoongi: HAH you fell for that? april fools!

yoongi: hyung i like you
jin: ha ha yeah april fools whatever yoongi
yoongi: april fools ended thirty minutes ago
jin: oh
yoongi: that kiss wasn’t a joke either
jin: oh

Book Smart

I am a voracious reader, always have been.  I discovered the “Supernatural” books years ago gathering dust at my favorite second-hand bookstore and purchased the whole series for $10.  I’ve always been a fan of paranormal stuff so they were right up my alley.

The books were chock full of monsters, ghosts, and demons but I found myself more drawn to the complex relationship between the two brothers, Sam and Dean.  My relationship with my own sister was difficult and the lengths Sam and Dean were willing to go for each other intrigued me.

I read those books over and over.  The spines grew bent, and the pages tattered, but when my work at the hospital made me sad and drained me, Sam and Dean were there to take me away.

When I heard they were making the books into a TV series. I have to admit I was pretty skeptical.  I couldn’t imagine any show would be able to get Sam and Dean right.  Especially Sam. I had such a thing for him.

That combination of strength, intelligence, vulnerability, and faith just did it for me.  He had been through 10 lifetimes worth of pain and damage but he was still determined to do the right thing.

So when the show premiered I watched but didn’t expect much. But it was good.  And I kept watching.  It was Sam and Dean from my beloved books.  This Eric Kripke guy had gotten it right.  

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Tomorrow, April 1, is the Worst Day On The Internet, aka April Fools’

This day is pretty much the epitome of the “mistake lying for a joke” BS so please be very wary of anything you read.

Also don’t be that asshat who thinks that “HAHA I WAS LYING!!!” is a punchline.

April Fool's Day Prompts

1) “Barry, I have something to tell you.”

“What is it?”

“I have a bun in the oven.”

Barry froze, his eyes on his wife. “What?”

She laughed, her eyes still on his speechless face. “Its blueberry.”

2) “I love you.”

“Nice joke.”

3) “So is the part where you prank me?”

“I would, but you’re already a huge joke, so…”

“So that’s how you want to play it.”

4) “I think my leg’s broken. You need to come immedi-”

“Good one.”

The phone clicked off, and she threw it down the hill in frustration. Trust her to break her leg on the one day that her brother wouldn’t believe her on.

5) “Pie. Classy.” They said, wiping the cream of their face.

“What can I say,” their friend said, still laughing. “Its a classic.”

Prompt: Stanny where Jackson is a dick to Stiles because he thinks Stiles rejected Danny, when really Danny was just afraid to ask Stiles out and told Jackson he’d said no instead of admitting he didn’t even ask. 

For @cobrilee & @shippingwithstiles week Day 1 (Fool For Love)

“What the fuck is wrong with you Jackass,” Stiles said, rubbing his shoulder where Jackson had hit him with his crosse during practice. They were the last two left in the school, Stiles had waited for him to finish so he could confront him about the hit, “We’re on the same team.”

“Sorry,” Jackson said, not sounding sorry at all, “Maybe next time you’ll think twice about rejecting Danny you fucker.”

“Rejecting Danny?” Stiles said, stopping dead in his tracks as they walked out of the locker room, “You think that I would ever reject Danny. Are we in a parallel universe? I would never reject Danny.”

“You did reject him, he told me you said no when he asked you to prom at lunch,” Jackson growled out, “You should consider yourself lucky that I haven’t kicked your ass, Danny really likes you and you just turned him down like he’s nothing.”

Jackson walked away from Stiles then, giving him a nasty look as he did. Stiles stood stock still as Jackson left. It had to be a joke, a sick joke on Jackson’s end, because everyone and their mother knew how Stiles felt about Danny.

“It’s April fucking Fools Day,” Stiles muttered, thinking about the date for a moment, “It’s not a funny joke though. Jackson is a fucking dick.”

He took a deep breathe before he got in the Jeep and drove in the opposite direction of his house. It might have been Jackson’s sick joke, but the only person who had any control over Jackson was Danny and even if it would be embarrassing and probably painful for him, Stiles needed Danny to make the joke stop.

Danny didn’t live far from school and he had left practice almost fifteen minutes before Stiles and Jackson, so Stiles figured he’d be home already. He could see Danny still sitting in his car when he pulling in front of the house.

“Mahealani,” Stiles said, walking up to his car and knocking on the window, “I have a bone to pick with you about that Jackass you call a best friend.”

Danny jumped at the sound and opened the door, “Yes Stiles? What can I help you with? Thank you for showing up at my house.”

“Tell Jackson that his April Fools jokes aren’t funny and that he shouldn’t play with people’s emotions,” Stiles said running a hand through his hair. He spoke quickly, worried that if he didn’t he would lose courage and stop.

Danny gave him a confused look, “What do you mean?”

“He accused me of rejecting you,” Stiles said, looking away from Danny, “Everyone knows that - that I have a crush on you and that I would never reject you. It’s not funny to make a joke about that.”

“He did what?” Danny asked, his voice higher than usual.

“He accused me of rejecting you.”

“I’m going to fucking kill him,” Danny said, running a hand over the back of his head, eyes not meeting Stiles’.

“I’ll join you,” Stiles said with a rueful smile.

“I - he wasn’t playing a joke on you,” Danny said, sounding embarrassed, “I may have told him you turned me down for prom.”

“Wha- why?”

“I was going to ask you, but I saw you talking to Cora Hale and you looked cozy, so I got nervous that you would be going with her and didn’t ask you,” Danny said, “But when Jackson asked me I was too embarrassed to tell him I chickened out.”

“So you said I rejected you,” Stiles finished slowly. “FYI I would have said yes, in a heartbeat. I might not have let you even finish the question.”

“Really?” Danny asked, looking at Stiles with something like hope.

“Yeah,” Stiles said with a smile, “But you have to own up to Jackson.”

“Yeah okay,” Danny said with a little smile, leaning against his car, “But prom?”

“Prom,” Stiles said with a nod, stepping back to go back to his Jeep, but stopped, “What about dinner tonight too.”

“This isn’t an April Fools joke right? You’re not going to tell me you’re joking if I yes,” Danny asked. Stiles would have been offended, but he was kind of an asshole, though he’d never do that.

“I might be an asshole, but I’d never pull that shit,” Stiles said, stepping forward so he was almost touching Danny, “I can ask you again tomorrow though, if that’ll help.”

“Tonight and tomorrow would probably be best, just we both know it’s not a joke,” Danny said sagely, “You can drive.”

Stiles grinned, leading Danny toward the Jeep. For the first time in his life he was glad that Jackson Whittemore was a dick. If he hadn’t hit Stiles during practice Stiles never would have come over here and now he had a prom date and a regular date with Danny fucking Mahealani. Best April first ever.