you think this is an april fool's joke

BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜
❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜
❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜
❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜
❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜
❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜
❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜
❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜
❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜
❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜
❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜
❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜
❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜
❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜
❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜
❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜
❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜
❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜
❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜
❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜
❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜
❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜
❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜
❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜
❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜    

Okay so we all know this scene: it’s the first instance in the HP movies where we see my main men The Weasley Twins, right? And Molly gets muddled up between who’s Fred and who’s George, even though she’s their mother. I’ve had a shower thought, that I think she really did know who was who all along. Hear me out…. 

Molly, as we know from everything ever, is such a devoted and caring mother. Yeah she has what can only be described as an absolute clusterfuck of children, plus Harry and Hermione who practically live there, but she loves them all. It’s a common theory that because of there being so many darned children that she just gets confused between which one is Fred and which one is George, but they’re her children, and they’re 13 in this scene since it’s their third year. I’m telling you she knows

In the end, when she tells Fred to go first and he denies that he’s Fred, she technically got it right in the end since it really was Fred, but still doubted herself when she apologizes and corrects herself by calling him George. She’s been their mother for thirteen years, and they’re born on April Fools Day nonetheless. She’s dealt with their shit for that long, of course she knows they’re playing a trick, she’d be so suspicious of them 24/7 by now from how many jokes they pull on the daily. I think that she goes along with the jokes and pranks because she knows how much they love pulling them. 

I feel like this scene is just one example where she’s encouraging them in doing what they enjoy most, since that’s what mothers do. And of course every other Weasley child (no less every other Hogwarts child) must give them so much shit for all the pranks and jokes, but she knows how much enjoyment the twins get out of them, so she encourages them in little ways like this. 

Like, she knew who Fred was straight off the bat, not having to look back and forth between them or having to guess, she just straight up goes “Fred, you next”. I’m telling you she knew

Of course later down the track she’s kicking herself for this since they now want to drop out of school and open a joke shop, but nonetheless I feel like her encouragement throughout their childhood was definitely a big factor in them having such a passion for elaborative jokes and pranks. 

That’s just my take on the whole thing, and just another thing to add to the list of why we love Molly Weasley: because she’s supportive as heck.

Loki

small devotional acts inspired by a series created by Mouse @heatherwitch

- Particpate in your local Pride (Loki was genderfluid pansexul after all)
- Volunteer and/or Donate to help the mentally ill (Loki was the patron saint of madness)
- Put cinnamon in your coffee
- Wear more green and orange
- Be kind to every dog you meet
- Offer to give your friend a haircut
- Burn mistletoe incense
- Take up embroidery/cross-stiching
- Learn to tell if a snake is poisonous or not
- Always have a lighter, or matches
- Become comfortable with your scars
- Consider getting a pet snake
- Indulge in a glass of mead, whiskey, scotch, or bourbon
- Explore and overcome your past pain and trauma
- Play a good natured practical joke or prank on someone
- Think of him on April Fools’ Day
- Wear faux snake skin
- Accentuate your lips with adventurous lipstick colors and glosses
- Give him gifts on both mothers and fathers day

Feel free to add your own!!

Student Council Prez [13]

Episode 12 - Episode 13 - Episode 13.5 OR Episode 14
Words: 9.2k
Genre: Fluff, Slice of Life, High School!Au

The second you walk through the door, Sungjae practically launches on top of you, never happier than to see your face. Your two siblings look cleaner than you’ve ever seen them, Sohyun’s hair tight in braids and Sungjae’s own hair swept to the side in the style of the 1940’s. Aunt Eunhye is happy to see you back too but doesn’t waste any time to scold your messy attire.

But as you look around the apartment, everything is well kept and spotless. Most importantly, your siblings have been well fed, are happy and completely safe.

For the next week, you find yourself with less responsibilities and hardships, despite your aunt nagging you to do more chores. Sometimes you even become shocked at how little you have to do or worry about; if your siblings ate or not, how much you had to spend on groceries and what you were going to make - the list was endless but at the same time all but disappeared. For once you were exactly what you should be: a teenager.

Nevertheless, all good things must come to an end.

Keep reading

Things Jack Merridew would probably fall for

•(pfft ralph)
•"if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!“
•updog
•icup
•"spell pig backwards and then say pretty colors”
•February 30th jokes
•any classic April fools day jokes (whoopie cushions and other shit like that)
Please add more I’m suffering bc I can’t think of any

April Fools (2) FEDA DAY 1

For the first day of @snowbaz-feda and in honor of April Fools day I decided to do a part two of this fic. Hope y’all enjoy!

Simon

Simon was pissed. He’d stormed out after Baz had pulled the metaphorical rug out from beneath him. He should’ve remembered it was April Fools Day. Students had been pranking each other all day with spells that ranged from humorously harmless to downright cruel.  But Simon had never thought Baz would participate in something considered to be, well, Normal. Sure magicians played around with prank spells but nobody pulled pranks like a Normal. Nobody except Baz, apparently.

Simon knew he couldn’t get away with doing a prank spell on him, Baz would be expecting it. Still, this was the sort of prank that couldn’t go unpunished. Simon touched his lips briefly at the memory of Baz’s kiss. It had taken him completely unawares, something he’d never expected from Baz. For a moment he’d even thought Baz had been serious about the whole thing. A flood of embarrassment washed over him as he thought about his own reaction. He should have thrown Baz off of him right away. People don’t snog their enemies.

He wanted to get back at Baz, to really fuck with him. Suddenly he realized the perfect way to do it. Simon was going to give Baz a taste of his own medicine. Smirking as he went, Simon strolled back to their room. Baz might call him out on it but Simon was pretty confident he could play this one out. 

Simon paused outside of the door. He hunched his shoulders and let the anger from earlier get his magic agitated. He didn’t really need to act like he was mad, he was pretty much there already. After a deep breath he walked into the room. 

Baz was reading a book on his bed. He glanced up at Simon and winked.

“Come back for more?”

Simon opened his mouth and closed it, pretending to look frustrated. He pushed his hand through his hair and looked away.

“Can we just drop it?”

He hoped his voice sounded nervous. He would need to play this just right in order to trick Baz.

Baz studied him.

“C’mon Snow it’s just a prank.”

Simon didn’t have to pretend to be embarrassed this time. He was already feeling that way as he attempted to come off as flustered.

“M-maybe it isn’t for me.”

Baz’s eyebrows knitted together in confusion.

“Are you saying that you wanted me to be serious earlier?”

Simon was really hoping this prank would be worth it. His heart was beating wildly out of control and the blush in his cheeks was completely natural. He wasn’t sure why he felt this nervy about it but somehow pretending to be in love with Baz was proving to be overwhelming. 

“Whatever, forget I said anything.”

Simon turned without saying anything to escape to the bathroom. He had expected Baz to say something to stop him. Instead he found his path blocked as Baz pinned him to the bathroom door.

“No, I don’t think so. This conversation is just getting interesting.”

Simon felt strange. Suddenly all the weird feelings he’d had earlier when Baz kissed him came rushing back. He didn’t feel in control of the prank anymore. Was Baz serious? Was Simon? He wasn’t sure what was real and what was a joke anymore.

“Uh…” Simon trailed off.

“Yes?” Baz pressed.

“Um…April Fools…?” Simon’s voice was shaky.

Baz studied his face.

“You don’t sound very sure about that.”

Simon closed his eyes in an effort to concentrate.

“Of course I’m sure. There’s no way I could ever like you…”

Simon felt Baz’s breath on his neck. His eyes flew open in surprise. Baz had leaned in and was poised right below the sensitive spot behind Simon’s ear.

“I guess I should pull away then,” Baz breathed against him.

Simon bit his lip. He definitely wanted this. He wasn’t sure if Baz wanted it though. If Simon gave in and then Baz pulled away laughing it would be humiliating. Still, he wasn’t sure he could avoid the temptation of leaning his neck into Baz’s kiss. When had he lost control of all of this?

“If this is your idea of a joke, trust me it isn’t funny,” Simon said.

Baz laughed, the sensation sending shivers down Simon’s body.

“This? No. If you want this…just take it.”

Simon sighed. Then he pulled Baz’s chin up and kissed him hard. Baz made a small noise of surprise, as if he hadn’t really thought Simon would do it. Then he relaxed into it and was kissing Simon back. Simon murmured happily into Baz’s mouth as he realized this wasn’t a trap, Baz actually wanted this. 

“I think that April Fools is officially my favorite holiday,” Baz gasped as he broke off the kiss.

“Hm, I think it’s mine too,” Simon murmured.

The two of them glanced at each other, with smiles on their faces. Then they were kissing again without the threat of pranks above their heads.

April 2nd.

This is for @sad-af1121 @thatawkwardtinyperson and @bxckyfxcknbxrnes because they are awesome and I wish I can be half as good as them. 

Notes: started as a drabble but now we are here. super spur of the moment. fluff. tell me what you think! my second fic ever. be nice pls?

Originally posted by petallica


April fools!

Those two words keep playing in your head over and over again. You’re an idiot. You are a self proclaimed idiot. Jokes on you this time. 

You turn to your side and look at your boyfriend sleeping right next to you. Ugh. He’s perfect even when he’s sleeping and here you are trying to not to work yourself into an anxiety attack over your stupid mistake. 

I’m an idiot. Who the fuck can’t tell their boyfriend that the joke you proclaimed as an April Fool’s prank is the truth?

It’s not like you planned for your joke to be a joke. You just found out on April Fool’s day.  That little blue stick does not lie. Nor did the ten others you made Wanda go get you and swear on her life that she would not tell anyone about what is going on with you or…rather in you. 

And when you went to tell Bucky, Bucky, the man with the steel blue eyes and the wicked smile and the love of your life that you are pregnant,  p r e g n a n t, you froze. You panicked. And his shocked expression did not make you feel any better so you thought quick and told Bucky it was a joke and was crushed when he sighed in relief. 

You look over Bucky now,  to glance at the clock on your bedside table. 12:01. It’s officially April 2nd. It’s no longer April Fool’s. You’re still pregnant. It’s not a joke. It’s April 2nd, and you’re still pregnant. 

“Babe as much as I love to keep you up at night, why are you awake?” You flinch as you glance at Bucky. He peers at you with one eye open and furrows his brows. 

Oh fuck, oh fuck. He’s awake. fuck. fuck. fuck. 

I swear it’s nothing babe, just going over the mission details for tomorrow in my head” blabbering it out like an idiot that you are and turning to your side only to bury your face into the pillow and hope to God that Bucky does not feel you try to avoid the subject.

“You know, I would believe you if you haven’t been awake and fidgeting for the last three hours” Bucky chuckles and pulls you closer. 

“Talk to me doll, what’s on your mind?” Bucky turns you over and you peer up at him. You search your mind for the right words. 

Hey Buck, remember that time after the mission when the adrenaline was getting to us and we got back to the jet and I tackled you and you took my pant– or that time during Tony’s party last month when you slid your fingers under my dress– or two weeks ago in the shower when you took me up against the wall and—

“Babe I can practically see you thinking but I need words.” He smirked as he leans closer into you, your foreheads are touching at this point. 

“So funny story…” you begin and you look up once again into those eyes. 

I’m fucked. Well we fucked. And now you’re fucked. Because we fucked. And we made a baby. I’m pregnant. Jokes on you and me. Oh shit.

Talk to me doll, you’re starting to worr–” he’s cut off before he can finish the sentence. 

“So I know I told you it was an April Fool’s joke, but I’m pregnant. I’m actually pregnant. And I took about ten tests to make sure I was because who the fuck learns they are pregnant on April Fool’s? And I tried to tell you but then I panicked because you didn’t plan for this, I mean we didn’t plan for this and I saw the relief in your eyes when you heard me say April Fool’s. but Bucky, it’s officially April 2nd, and I’m pregnant. I’m actually pregnant. Please don’t ha–”

This time, you’re the one that’s cut off from your babbling. Bucky’s lips smash into yours and you can’t help but moan at the force. His tongue teases yours a little and you blink your eyes a few times because you are left dazed after a kiss like that. 

“You’re pregnant?” “You’re actually pregnant?” “I’m going to be a Dad?” he whispers as he pulls slightly away from you. 

You stiffen as you come back and hear Bucky’s words. You look at him and you see the biggest smile on his face. 

“I’m pregnant” You say with a little more confidence. Bucky leans back into you.  “I was hoping it wasn’t a joke when you told me yesterday doll, I only looked relieved because I was trying to hide how disappointed I was.”

This time you’re the one who yanks Bucky towards you and in the process he’s on top of you. You reach up and give him a quick kiss before leaning up to his ear. 

“You’re going to be a Daddy, Buck. No April Fool’s joke this time. Happy April 2nd Bucky.” your breath tickling his skin as you trail back to his lips. 

“Happy April 2nd Doll, best non April Fool’s joke ever.” He leans down and joins you into your kiss. 

April Fool’s didn’t turn out so bad.


Imagine Chris turning the tables on you.

A/N: I’m not very good at pranks, I think that will be very obvious when you read this. This is a request from @castellandiangelo, I did end up writing your request. (I’m sorry if it’s bad, I’m not good at pranks!) I’ll make up for this sleep deprived piece, there’s an idea that’s been brewing for a while now. X

1st of April had finally arrived; it was the day you’d been waiting for since you came up with what you thought was the best, and most cruel prank ever. The prank was designed for your husband, Chris, and you’d joined forces with his mom and his brother to pull it off; they’d flown in from Boston just to help you. You still hadn’t decided if it was one of those ‘we-can-laugh-about-it-in-the-future’ pranks or a 'I’m-going-to-fucking-divorce-your-ass’ pranks, but seeing as Lisa and Scott were on board- you saw it as the former. You’d been with Chris for years and years now, so you knew him well. You knew he had a great sense of humor and a great love for your playful side, which made you ninety-nine percent sure he’d appreciate your prank; the sweet note at the end especially. But just to be safe and not to seem too smug, you lowered the probability percentage down to ninety-five.

The prank you’d been planning for over a month now involved Scott 'crashing’ Chris’ brand new Audi while taking you to lunch; Lisa calling from the emergency room; and Chris rushing down only to find you safe and sound with a dozen pink balloons and a sonogram. You’d found out you were pregnant a little while ago and wanted to find the right time to tell your husband, so why not April Fools? It was crazy and a little bit over the top, but then again- that was you. To be fair though, Chris had pulled some pretty horrendous pranks over the years. You could say you were only doing it as a way to get back at him for the time he visited you on your set and put a cockroach on you while you were filming a scene with Meryl Streep- an actress you so thoroughly admired- but hey, you weren’t the vindictive type.

“Do you think your son will divorce me after he finds out this is all just a prank?”

“No,” Lisa chuckled with a shake of her head. “He loves you way too much, and he’s going to be so happy about the baby news that- he’s not going to care about anything else.” You nodded in agreement after slight hesitation. “It’s April Fools and he’s a big boy, he can handle it.”

“I hope so,” you chuckled as you gathered the bundle of pink helium balloons. Lisa chuckled too as she grabbed her purse and headed towards your front door where loud knocking could be heard. “Could you get that, please? I bet it’s Scott, I hope he knows he’s not actually going to drive Chris’-”

“It’s not Scott,” Lisa cut you off as you walked around the corner; your eyes narrowed at the two police officers standing in your doorway with solemn expressions on their faces. “How can I help you gentlemen?” Lisa asked them. “Is there a particular person you’re looking for?”

“We’re here to speak with Y/N Y/L/N,” the taller male answered and you didn’t know to snicker or be genuinely concerned. For all you knew, they were part of Chris’ plan to prank you before you could him. “We have reason to believe that one of the victims involved in the accident on route six is your brother, Oliver Y/L/N.”

“That’s impossible,” you chuckled with narrowed eyes. “My brother’s out of town until the end of the month, he couldn’t possibly be in a car accident. Are you absolutely sure that he’s involved? Is there a possibility that you’re mistaken?”

“We are unable to identify the body, but his motorbike was placed at the crash site,” the shorter male informed you and your heart dropped when you remembered Chris had taken the bike- your brother had left at your place for safe keeping- this morning. “Do you know anyone with access to your brother’s bike? We could really use-”

“My husband,” you cut him off and you heard Lisa gasp. “My husband took my brother’s bike out this morning. Oh my God,” you breathed and felt the bundle of balloons escape your grip; they flew to touch the ceiling. “No no no,” you shook your head. “That’s impossible, Chris wouldn’t- he’s too careful on the- No,” another head shake. “It can’t be him, my husband is not dead!” You felt the tears spill out of your eyes.

“We’re very sorry to ask you to do so, but we’re going to need you to come with us to help identify the body.” The taller male told you and you quickly nodded, grabbing your purse by the door. You glanced over your shoulder at Lisa as you followed the police officers out; she was lost in her thoughts. “After you, Miss Y/L/N.” He held his car door open for you.

“Just give me a moment,” you told him and he nodded. “Lisa,” you walked over to her and took her shaky hands in yours. “We don’t know if it’s him,” your voice broke as you tried to reassure her. “Maybe he let someone else use Oliver’s bike after getting to the studio, or maybe the bike got stolen- I don’t- um- I don’t know,” you tried not to start crying when you remembered you were pregnant and your daughter might not have a father. “But we mustn’t lose hope yet because…” You trailed off, unable to find the right words.

“I can’t go down, Y/N,” she shook her head and you nodded understandingly. “I’m sorry,” she hugged you and you hugged her back, taking slow breaths to stop yourself from breaking down. “But you’re right, we don’t know yet.” She said as she pulled away; you nodded in response. “Call me as soon as you find out, okay?”

“Okay,” you nodded.

You left her at your house then got into the police car and let them take you to the crash site. You may not have been a religious person, but it didn’t stop you from praying. You couldn’t lose Chris, especially now that you were pregnant. You didn’t know what to do with a child, you had a child because of him- because you loved him. How were you meant to raise that child alone? How were you meant to look at your daughter and tell her her dad was the most amazing man you’d ever met and never let her meet him? How were you going to survive the rest of your life without the love of your life? Your hand rested on your stomach and you broke down crying, silently begging whatever greater being for your husband to be alive.
• • • • • • • •
The car pulled to a stop in front of a park; the same one where you and Chris worked together on screen for the first time, not that you were in the right mindset to notice. Your entire world had been rocked thanks to your husband and his insane plan to turn the tables on you, except his plans weren’t as easy to find out about as he’d confided in professional actors rather than family members. Of course he’d confided in Lisa and Scott- the two who accidentally let both your pregnancy and prank plans slip, but somehow managed to keep his to themselves- and they both told him it was a bad idea and that you were going to be pissed when you found out it was all just a prank. But did Chris listen? No, because clearly it wasn’t a bad enough idea if his mother and brother didn’t stop him from doing it. Plus- Chris knew you, you’d appreciate a good prank; he was ninety-five percent sure about it. If you didn’t- well, he had a spontaneous trip to Paris to make up for his insanity.

“Wait,” your eyes narrowed as the policemen got out of the car. One opened the car door for you and beckoned you out. “I don’t understand, I thought the accident was on route six.” He didn’t say anything, he just gestured for you to follow him. “I just want to know if my husband’s okay,” you told them and they both nodded.

Chris spotted you and the 'police officers’ approaching and he sat on your brother’s motorbike, laughing. It was pretty sick joke, yes, but he was so excited to celebrate the pregnancy with you that- he didn’t care. He knew when you saw him that you’d understand that it was just an April Fools joke and laugh because he’d turn the tables on you instead.

“Where are you tak-” You stopped yourself when you saw Chris, perfectly fine and in one piece. He waved at you with a cheeky smile; you were so relieved that you couldn’t think about anything else- like how it was just a stupid prank. “Thank God,” you breathed and ran towards him as he got off the bike. “Oh my God,” you threw your arms around his neck and he hugged you tightly, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “I thought you were dead,” you started crying out of absolute relief.

“Yeah, I’m not that easy to kill,” he chuckled. “April Fools, baby.” He said and you pushed him away, frowning. “What?” He laughed, grabbing his left breast. “I just elaborated on your plans a little bit. We’re in the film industry, I thought you’d appreciate the dramatics.”

“A little bit?!” You slapped his arm and he pressed his lips together, suppressing his urge to laugh. “They told me you were dead, Chris. Mine was just emergency room, yours was death! Death, Chris, death.” You emphasized and he nodded, chuckling as he pulled you into his arms for another tight hug. “What the hell is wrong with you?” You chuckled wearily as you hugged him back; you were too happy that he was okay to be mad about the severity of his actions. “No more April Fools for us,” you said, pressing your head against his chest. “We clearly don’t know how to prank each other, it’s getting a little much.”

“Okay,” he chuckled, kissing the top of your head. “I’m sorry, baby. I know it’s been a stressful day, my mom and Scott both said it was a bad idea.” You scoffed and chuckled at the same time; no wonder Lisa didn’t come down. “But hey,” he pulled the plane tickets out of his back pocket as he pulled away from you. “We can relax in Paris.”

“I was about to ask you how you were going to make up for this,” you smiled as you took the tickets from him; he chuckled in response. “Do you want to know how I’m going to make up for the prank that didn’t happen?” You quizzed, reaching into your own back pocket for the sonogram.

“I think I already know,” he smiled and placed his hand on your stomach. “They might have let the baby news slip too when they let your prank plans slip.” You chuckled and pulled the sonogram from your pocket, passing it to him. “I can’t believe we’re going to be parents to a baby girl,” he smiled at the sonogram then at you when you placed a hand over his.

“I know, right?” You laughed. “We are so immature and we’re about to be parents,” you said and he joined you in laughter. “Ground rules before the baby comes, no more pranks like these. No more dead or emergency room pranks because- it’s ridiculous and it’s irresponsible.” He nodded in agreement, chuckling. “I am so glad it was just a prank,” you told him and hugged him again. “I don’t know what I would’ve done if I’d lost you.”

“I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart,” he hugged you tightly as he whispered into your hair. “Not for a very, very long time.” You smiled and looked up at him. “I love you,” he smiled and dipped his head to meet your lips.

“And you’re lucky I still love you after that,” you bit playfully.

“Yes I am,” he laughed.

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TENKA’S APRIL FOOL JOKE IS AN OYAJI EVEEEENT ROFL!!!!

Featuring 12 old men NPC we are familiar with including 2 oldmen recycled sprites (HAHAHAHA) Kennyo and Rikyu (HOW OLD ARE YOU?)

It’s complete with heartfelt trailer, I AM DYING!

Here’s a translation:

Niwa Nagahide: It’s over with that woman!
(YOU LECHER, I AM BURNING THIS HOUSE DOWN!)

Sanada Masayuki: Fu~ I have seen (known of) your feelings.
(OMG YOU’RE THE SMOOTH DEBONAIR AREN’T YOU? YOU SHOULD TEACH YOUR YOUNGEST SON)

Sakai Tadatsugu: I-it’s improper! To think one so beautiful like you gets an omiai with me!!!
(DAAAAAWWWWWW YOU’RE THE SILLY BLUSHING BALL OF MESS LIKE YUKIMURAAAAA)

Hojo Ujitsuna: This misoshiru lacks salt! Such incompetence!
(YOU ARE THE IEYASUUUU DEFINITELY)

Oyamada Nobushige: Watashi wa, dame ka? (is it wrong if it’s me?)
(NOOOO YOU OLD DREAMBOAT! WE LOVE YOU ALREADY IN SHINGEN’S ROUTE HAHAHAHAHAHAH)

???: It’s love, afterall…
(OMG WHO ARE YOU YOU ARE DREAMY OMG OMG OMG THOSE EYES I HOPE YOU ARE A KATAKURA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE A KATAKURA BE IN KOJURO’S SEQUEL PLEAAAAASE!! 

OH YOU ARE DATE TERUMUNE, MASA’S DAD! I SEE WHERE THEY GOT THAT FACE AND HAIR AND EYE OMG OMG OMG CLOSE ENOUGH. YOU MIGHT ONLY BE EXIST IN TENKA AU EVENT BUT PLEASE PLEASE SHOW UP KOJURO’S FUTURE SEQUEL!!! )

Ibano Hiromasa: Show me, all of you..!
(PFFFTTTT YOU SILENT STEALTH SECRET PERV YOU! NOT SO COMPOSED ANYMORE HUH? YOU ARE THE MITSUHIDE OF THE BUNCH!)

Shibata Katsuie: I want to be buried in the same grave with you.
(DAAAWWWWW OYAJI-DONO THAT IS SWEET AND MORBID YES YES OF COURSE. VOLTAGE IS THAT A WINK TO HIS FATE WITH OICHI OH YOU SNEAKY BASTERDS!)

THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! PERFECT WAY TO START THE WEEKEND!!!!

Wrong One Part Two (Jamilton)

AN: Whew! Finally done!

Tag Crew: @huffleheyguys @artisticgamer @iamnotthrowingawaymyshit @hamilton4starwars @hmltntrsh51 @theoverlordofeverything @megabooklover18

Request: A lot of people wanted a part two so!

Warnings: rape (brief, doesn’t go into detail at all) 

Word Count: 2,690

Part One - Part Two - Part ThreeMasterlist

It had been a few hours since Gilbert had come home from Alexander’s house. Thomas had spent that time trying to figure out what to do. He had always been terrible with other people’s feelings, which had only really become a problem when he started dating Alex, who was a bit of a crybaby. Not a bit of a crybaby. A lot of a crybaby. It was a lot to deal with. It was kind of cute, though. Just not when it was his brother who was making him cry.

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Book Smart

I am a voracious reader, always have been.  I discovered the “Supernatural” books years ago gathering dust at my favorite second-hand bookstore and purchased the whole series for $10.  I’ve always been a fan of paranormal stuff so they were right up my alley.

The books were chock full of monsters, ghosts, and demons but I found myself more drawn to the complex relationship between the two brothers, Sam and Dean.  My relationship with my own sister was difficult and the lengths Sam and Dean were willing to go for each other intrigued me.

I read those books over and over.  The spines grew bent, and the pages tattered, but when my work at the hospital made me sad and drained me, Sam and Dean were there to take me away.

When I heard they were making the books into a TV series. I have to admit I was pretty skeptical.  I couldn’t imagine any show would be able to get Sam and Dean right.  Especially Sam. I had such a thing for him.

That combination of strength, intelligence, vulnerability, and faith just did it for me.  He had been through 10 lifetimes worth of pain and damage but he was still determined to do the right thing.

So when the show premiered I watched but didn’t expect much. But it was good.  And I kept watching.  It was Sam and Dean from my beloved books.  This Eric Kripke guy had gotten it right.  

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my friends i could be overthinking this(i probably am) but i have had a Thought™ gnawing at my brain for the past few hours and i need to share it

can you believe how many references there have been to children in more episodes especially charles with jake and amy? like more so than usual? let me refresh your memory:

• the fugitive: “amy, if you and jake are thinking of trying, you are ovulating like crazy right now!”; “what a beautiful moment. and you guys, amy is ovulating as we speak!”
• moo moo: “i’m smiling at mommy and daddy”; “i’ll be back in nine months!”; “jake & amy could babysit your kids, unless they’re too busy making babies of their own”

ok so it’s only these two episodes i’ve noticed reasonably strong references but have a think about it. each time charles has mentioned the possibility of a baby to jake & amy, they haven’t necessarily said anything along the lines of “it’s not gonna happen”, they’ve just told him to shut up & leave them alone which he has. i know pretty much all of us are rooting for them to be parents at some point but there’s a heck of a lot of foreshadowing - what if it actually could happen by the end of this season? like it’s a serious possibility? BONUS: remember the april fools prank they did? telling us that amy was pregnant? yes i know it was a joke but mix that in with all these baby refs charles is throwing around and see what you think

in conclusion: amy could be pregnant very soon and we should all be mentally preparing ourselves for it a lot more bye
FRIENDLY REMINDER

Tomorrow, April 1, is the Worst Day On The Internet, aka April Fools’

This day is pretty much the epitome of the “mistake lying for a joke” BS so please be very wary of anything you read.

Also don’t be that asshat who thinks that “HAHA I WAS LYING!!!” is a punchline.

anonymous asked:

COMPILATION OF BTS BEING SOFT FOR JIMIN PLS (your compilations are the best ily)

OKAY HERE I GO

First of all we got Kim Seokjin, mom-friend, mom and friend



I remember he once said that because Jimin was the last to join bts it often felt like he was the maknae so just imagine 17 years old Jimin being all confused and timid and Jin’s motherly instincts kicking in every single time like “!!!!!need!!!to!!protect!!!!!!!!”

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anonymous asked:

I'm new to the phandom and I was wondering, what's the v day video and why is it so touchy?

this is hella touchy so just a warning don’t read if the v day video is a hardcore trigger 

the v day video is a video filmed on valentines day of 2010 or 2011 (not sure) and uploaded to lessamazingphil on september 17, 2011 by a youtube glitch. it’s LONG gone now, because it was never meant to be published in the first place. it was a private video on the channel that was accidentally unprivated by youtube. in this video, phil talks about his love for dan. forgive me if any of these facts are wrong, i’ve never seen the video myself. he spoke of their first kiss when they went to see avatar in 3d. it’s literal proof of phan, which is why it wasn’t supposed to be released. 

the phandom saw it and have been trying to repost it ever since. any copies found are reported and copyrighted by phil. dan and phil covered up this accidental release by saying it was filmed as an april fools day video. 

it’s so touchy because it’s the (supposed) reason for the mess that was 2012. the next year was really rough for dan and phil, as they were being constantly harassed about phan and shoved up against the wall about the details of this video. many (myself included, but i wouldn’t harass them about it and i won’t go into my reasons for thinking this unless asked) believe that it wasn’t actually a joke and that it was all real. nowadays, it’s basically the voldemort of the phandom. you never speak of it. i honestly don’t even know its real name. the point is, things are much better know and as a whole the phandom just pretends it doesn’t exist. 

Dating Harry Would Include...

- Harry not wanting to be affectionate during work.

- Constantly being bothered by HR. Who’s only doing it to mess with Harry.

- Cisco asking you why you like him.

- Telling Harry, “I love your eyes,” Which he responds with, “I know.” A small smirk or smile.

- Calling yourself short and Harry not seeing your height as a problem.

- Telling Harry to “Guess what’s for dinner?” And he smiles already knowing but answers anyway. “Burgers?”

- Making Harry watch romance movies with you even though you both hate them.

- You just want an excuse to cuddle with him.

- Giving HR hugs and Harry gets jealous but then thinks about it and realizes that he’s jealous of himself. And then thinks “Wtf has my life become?”

- You hating coffee which is a major turn off for HR, when you told him the breaking news he left you alone for the rest of the day To:“Rethink your friendship.”

- Which makes Harry so happy that he couldn’t stop smiling that day.

- Harry being really nervous to tell you he’s got a kid,

- And you tell him that it’s not a big deal and not to worry, cause you already knew abut Jesse.

- Even though you’re from Earth-1, you go live with him on Earth-2.

- Wearing Harry’s clothes to work just because you feel like it.

- You trying to cook him dinner for once.

- And failing, burning the pasta.

- Waking up in his bed and trying to go to the bathroom but he won’t let go of your waist.

- Getting into really heated arguments over random stuff, “I said no tomatoes, Harrison!” “Oh! Sorry, next time I’ll watch them make it!” (Yes, you’re talking about burgers.)

- Your the couple that’s not afraid to argue in front of people.

- Sometimes Team Flash gets concerned/Scared when the two of you fight.

- You fight right in front of them. (Sometimes.)

- You both have short and bad tempers.

- Things escalate quickly.

- Sometimes mid-fight Harry throws something on the floor. Which you respond with, “This is why we can’t have nice things!” (This has happened in front of the team, causing Cisco to laugh and try to cover it up as a cough.)

- Sometimes (Mostly you.) will slam Harry into a wall to shut him up.

- It works, but sometimes it backfires and you’re gripping his jacket just right and lean in. Pulling him towards your face.

- Heavy and heated make out sessions.

- Cisco has walked in on these. Unfortunately.

- Cisco covers his eyes immediately and says “He’s scarred for life.” or “He can’t un-see that.” or “Why didn’t I vibe this before?” and then walks out.

- You and Harry both being hard headed so when you finish fighting neither of you says, “Sorry.”

- You just pretend it never happened.

- Harry making you watch movies full of blood and guts trying to scare you, so you’ll crawl into his lap.

- It doesn’t work.

- You waking up early and going to S.T.A.R Labs just to crawl into his bed from nightmares that you rarely get.

- Harry being over protective.

- The first time you woke up in Harry’s bed you ask, “Did we…”

- Harry honestly not knowing what you were talking about. “Did we, what?“He asked groggily. “You know?” You made hand motions.

- Neither of you knows the answer.

- Both have massive hangovers from the night before.

- Teasing him at work. Like slurping your drink… what did you think you, perv?

- Jokingly ask Harry if he can you come down to Earth so you can kiss him.

- Harry not understanding the joke ask, “What?” And you say, “Your tall and I’m not jumping.”

- Harry looks at you questioningly, “You’re not that short. Just four inches shorter than me.”

- “I know I just like messing with you.” You smile.

- Telling Harry that you might be pregnant.

- Harry freaking out. “What!”

- “Haha! April fools bitch!”

- Harry getting made for a few minutes because he wasn’t ready to have another kid.

- Harry telling you, “You’d look great in a short dress, you should wear one.”

- Harry secretly loves your legs.

- Your roll your eyes. “Sure and I’ll ride on a unicorn’s back.”

- Finally wearing a dress but with leggings because of your self-conscious about them.

- Looking through his clothes, and finding a mini pulse gun in his boxers drawers.

- You were like, “What the front doors?”

- Calling him affectionate names to throw him off his game at work.

- It causes him to be a sputtering mess. (Infront of everyone.)

- He blushes slightly, from the attention he’s getting.

- He doesn’t like to admit it but he has a slight praise kink. (Likes being called a “Good Boy”. Seeking approval from their significant other.)

- Which you know about.

- You secretly love it.

- He like when you pet his hair.

- His face gets super red.

- He falls asleep (sometimes) when you do it for a few minutes.

- Telling Harry too, “Talk nerdy to me.” And he responds with, “You did not just…”

- You smirk. “I did.”

- “You know what would look great on you.” You smiled. “What?” “HR’s hat.”

- Harry ignores you for the rest of the day.

- “I was joking!” You groaned chasing after him down the hallway.

- “Not funny.” He grits his teeth together.

- “I was gonna say your body on mine, but I didn’t wanna get you excited at work. So I changed it at the last minute.” You defend.

- You wanting to have fun, “Let’s drink.” Harry: “I’m doing science right now.”

- Pout till he stops working.

- Sometimes you can’t wait so you stand in front of his work till he agrees to go out with you.

- “Do you ever brush your hair?”

- Smirking, “Are you complaining?” Blinks twice. “No.”

- Before you go to sleep in each other’s arms you say, “Sweet dreams.” Harry: “Only if you’re in them.” He kisses the top of your head. Your arm over his chest, head on his arm.

yoongi: hyung your dad jokes are actually funny
jin: really?
yoongi: haHA no not really april fools!

yoongi: hyung i think you’re more handsome than kim soo hyun
jin: why thanks yoon-
yoongi: HAH you fell for that? april fools!

yoongi: hyung i like you
jin: ha ha yeah april fools whatever yoongi
yoongi: april fools ended thirty minutes ago
jin: oh
yoongi:
yoongi: that kiss wasn’t a joke either
jin: oh

April fools gone wrong

Where Sangwoo buys a pair of handcuffs and tells Bum they’re gonna be linked together forever. Then when the day is over Bum asks Sangwoo when he’s finally taking them off since it’s past afternoon now and thinks its a prank. But Sangwoo is deadly serious and says “What? You thought it was a joke? I threw away the key babes”