you tell him baby john

I cant help it, you're so sexy... (Swazz)

“Y/n come take shots with us!” i heard my bestfriend john yell from behind me as I’m walking up the stairs to my bedroom. Him and his friend Nate came over here to ‘comfort’ me because i had just been stood up on a date. The first time in a while i decide i like and guy and this is how it ends. Its bullshit really.

“Y/n!!” John calls my name obviously annoyed that i didn’t answer him.

“You cant just go hide in your room. You’re all dressed up. You look to pretty to let this guy get you upset.” Nate says to me and that pisses me off.

“Nate you set me up with this asshole, you made me believe that he was a nice guy and that i could trust him. I actually kinda liked him and to see that he ignored me all night to go to a party is bullshit. At the moment your getting blamed for this so i dont wanna here your mouth.” i say with attitude thick in my tone.

As i turn around back up the stairs i hear john whisper to him “why you say that you dick” and nate replies with an “ouch”. So im guessing swazz hit him. When i reach my room i hear him running up the stairs and i roll my eyes to myself. I speak first as he enters my room.

“Y/n Nate honestly didnt know this guy was going to do this. I told him that i didnt trust that guy at all but he promised everything would be okay. I will take care of them both for hurting you at a later date, but right now i want you to come back down with me and have some fun. You shouldn’t be bummed out. Your way to good for him and there are better guys for you.” he says coming up to me and wiping a tear that has fell from my face.

I turn away from him. I suck up my tears and put my emotions in check. “You’re better than this y/n” i tell myself. This guy was nothing to me. Im more bummed about the fact that i let someone in and was stupid enough to believe their bullshit.

I turn back around and john has a questioning look on his face. Obviously i said that out loud.

“Lets go have some shots!” i say being over enthusiastic.

John wraps his arms around my waist and picks me up, spinning in a circle.

“Thats my girl!” he says to me.

“Just out put me down alright!” i laugh out to him.


3 hours and many shots later im standing in my basement playing beer pong against Nate as swazz cheers me on. I promised Nate i would beat him as pay back for setting me up with that dick.
I just didnt know i would actually beat him. The ball bounces into his last cup and i still have 5 cups remaining.

“Damn y/n your really good at this. I cant believe you fucking beat Nate!” swazz says as he hugs me tightly.

“Its only because i was already drunk when we started.” Nate states trying to makeup an excuse for his lost.

“Take your L Nate!” swazz says back to him still standing with me in his arm.

“Well I’m about to take a uber home before i pass out in this basement” Nate says to us pulling his phone out of bis pocket. “Swazz you coming. I’ll be back to pick up my car when I’m sober.”

“No go ahead, i think im just gunna crash here if its cool with you. I can dive your car home in the morning.” john says looking down at me for a answer.

“Of course its fine with me.” i say.

“Alright, im out then. Y/n sorry for what happened with that guy. I really though he was an okay guy.” Nate says and hugs me goodbye.

“Dont stress it Nate, and I’m sorry for being rude earlier. I cant blame you for what he did.”

“Well thanks. And i want a rematch on that beer pong game one day.”

“I’ll play you again but ill still beat you.” i say back in a cocky but joking tone.

“Yea we’ll see about that. Peace out guys he says as hes walking out.

John still has his arm around my waist, he pulls me into his chest and we just stand there hugging each other tightly. I’m buzzed, no okay I’m drunk and the small circles swazz is drawing on my lower back along with his hot breath on my neck from his head being tucked there feels too good and i pull back from the hug.

“What was that for.” i ask swazz and he has a big grin on his face. He just as drunk as i am.

“I love your hugs. You’re warm and cozy.” he says to me and i hide my blush behind the hair that has fell in front of my face. He moves my hair and looks at me deep in my eyes. I laugh at him trying to be serious and he gets visibly aggravated with me. Rolling his eyes he grabs my hand and leads me upstairs to my bathroom.

“Find whatever product or wipe thingy you need and take off your makeup please. You have such a natural beauty you shouldn’t cover it up.” he says to me being more serious then he was before. Something is telling me that he isnt playing right now and i dont know what hes up to so i decide to just give him what he wants and i remove my makeup. After i took off my makeup and changed into comfy clothes I wait downstairs in the living room and pick out a movie and wait for swazz as he makes something for him to eat. The boy never stops eating. “Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make up on. Thats when your the prettiest i hope that you dont take it wrong.” he signs as he walks into the room and sees me. “John stop being so corny!” i tell him and slap him on the arm playfully when he sits next to me. “I only speak the truth baby.” he says to me and even though the nickname stirs something inside of me i brush it off knowing he’s just paying with me. I’ve always had a small crush on him. I just kept it to myslef because we are good friends and i never wanted to make anything awkward between us. John eats finishes his food and sits back next to me on the couch. He throws his arm around my shoulders and i relax into his side. He picks out a scary movie ems i spend the entire time with my head tucked into his neck. Neither of us minding being so close to each other. Swazz is drawing patterns on my back again while messaging me. Each time his hands make a move it just works me up more and more. Soon im squirming lightly in his arms from the pleasure. Everything i feel right now is so overwhelming. I look up and him and he smashes his lips to mine. Kissing me passionately. I straddle his lap and wrap my arms around his neck kissing him back. His hands are messaging my sides, which is my weakness. His mouth moves to my neck and i let out s loud moan. “Fuck john. Your not playing fair.” I’m so worked up by this point and he knows it. He knows what his little games are doing to me and he continues to tease me. “I cant help it babygirl, you’re so sexy” he says to me in a sexy deep voice. He picks me up and wraps my legs around his waist, carrying me to my room. He sits me down on the edge of my bed and the roles have now changed and I’m the one kissing on his neck. “Y/n your drunk, i think we should slow down. I don’t want to do this if you’ll wake up and regret it.” he says to me but all i hear is him trying to back out of this and its too late for that now. “I want you” i whisper to him in his ear. “You have teased me to the point of no return john. Im not drunk on alcohol anymore, im drunk on you. I say to him playing with the baby hairs on the back of his neck. “Fuck it” he says and smashes his lips to mine. His hands roam all over my body. I pull off his shirt and he does the same to me. His pulls the cups of my bra down and his mouth goes to one of my nipples teasing and sucking it. His hands go to my shorts and i help him pull them off of me. He switches to my other nipple and his hand start to palm my clit over my underwear. “John please. Stop teasing me. I’ve had enough. I want you.” i tell him, hoping he’ll finally get the hint. He undresses us both the rest of the way till were both naked. He lays on top of me, between his legs and i can feel his cock growing harder as he kisses me. He raises hi hips and i think he’s about to enter me but he doesn’t. He thrust down only hard enough for him to rub against my clit, and he continues to do this at a slow pace. I grab him and start to rub him teasingly. Just like he’s doing to me. He’s moaning and breathing heavily and without warning i slowly push his cock into me. Once he realises what I’m doing he takes control and pushes the rest of the way in until his hips meet mine and hes deep inside of me. I moan out at the feeling of him inside of me. Hes bigger then i though. He pulls out slowly and pushes back in fast and deep and i cry out his name. “Ohh john, fuck you feel amazing” i tell him “God Your so tight baby.” john says to me. His thrust are deep and fast. I feel myself approaching my high quickly. Jonh lifts my knees so he’s thrusting at my gspot every time. I moan out his name as i cum. Rocking my hips continuing to ride out my orgasm and to push his out. John pulls out and cums on my stomach. His still hard dick laying on my abdomen surrounded by his cum. I find it oddly sexy. John grabs his phone and takes a picture of us. “What are you doing!” i ask him annoyed. Trying to take his phone from him. He shows me the picture and tells me to calm down. “Its only from the waist down and you can see any of your private parts only mine.” “Fine but you better send it to me.” He kisses my forehead and says “damn your kinky. I didn’t expect you to agree with me” “Hey its a memory right. Plus that’s kind of sexy.” i say and blush at him. Not hiding it this time. He cleans us up and pulls the blanket over our naked body’s. He pulls me into his arms and starts to talk “Thank you for tonight y/n. It was amazing. I like you a lot. I do. Im glad that guy stood you up and that i finally got to show you how a real man should treat you.” Im exhausted and i can barely comprehend what he’s telling me. “Can we talk in the morning please.” i ask him planning on continuing this conversation in the morning because right now im thinking i might have picked the wrong guy to take me out and now the right one is laying in my bed. “Of corse, but i wont let you forget. This is important.” he “ i wont forget swazz” “Promise?” “I promise” He kisses my forehead and says “goodnight baby” A/n: this was rushed and unplanned but i hope its still amazing. ✊


Sara is family, Oliver. Just like you, man.

no, but if by some miracle Moffat doesn’t kill off Mary or get the baby out of the way, then maybe

Sherlock the godfather?