you still look like a baby tho

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James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?

Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?

James Potter: yes

Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??

James Potter: i’d be okay with that

James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme

James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 

Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television

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Y'all, I don't know about you but

I LOVE SEEING NCT DREAM LOOKING UP AT THE OLDER MEMBERS AS THEIR ROLE MODELS AND WANTING TO EMULATE THEM AND GROW UP BIG AND STRONG LIKE THEM AND GET ALL THE LADIES LIKE THEM AND BE COOL AND EDGY LIKE THEM EVEN THO THEY STILL GOT BABY CHEEKS AND WOBBLY KNEES AND NO ACNE LIKE IS THAT NOT THE CUTEST THING TO IMAGINE???? LIKE ALL THE MINIS BEING SO AWESTRUCK BY THEIR BIG BROTHERS AND ALL WIDE EYED AND INSPIRED TO WORK HARDER LIKE PLS HURT ME THIS IS SO CUTE ?11?1?1?

Who is Suho?

♡ Kim Junmyeon 

♡ Our “guardian angel”

♡ Leader-nim

♡ Is a single-mom with 8 children

♡ Is still suffering from the pain Kris has caused when he left his love

♡ D A D  J O K E S

♡ His jokes have the power to make you cringe until you cry

♡ but we,exols will laugh anyway

♡ Xiumin who is also the oldest laughs at suho’s jokes regardless

♡ Once a wise man said “Your jokes aren’t funny so stop”

♡ That wise man was kyungsoo

♡ Chen also doesn’t find him funny

♡ He didn’t think twice before he roasted Suho on Happy Together

♡ “Stop it’s not funny”

♡ S A V A G E

♡ S for Savage

♡ “You should stop screaming”—>about lay’s monodrama

♡ I ain’t joking this boy can roast anyone

♡ “Here,poison,eat and die”

♡ “I didn’t watch her movie either”

♡ “It’s my broadcast so I’ll do whatever I want”

♡ Bbh:I got twice more handsome than the last time you saw me

   Suho:0x2 is still 0.

♡ “Why were you born?

♡ Iconic line from his drama—>”I’ll sue you later”

♡ Sehun is his little baby

♡ They have a special connection between each other

♡ Our little maknae also learned how to roast from the master

♡ “I have a real older brother tho”

♡ Waited for almost 4 hours to scare kai

♡ Failed

♡ $uh0e

♡ He rich

♡ He’s the type of person who will shove his credit card to your face

♡ And he’ll be like “I’m rich so tell me what you want”

♡ He’s got some*looks around* nicccee abs

I’m pretty sure they’re made of steel

Originally posted by baozitao

♡ He’s actually a soft bunny

♡ Loved by everyone

♡ Slept during the day in Dream Concert and staff covered him with a blanket

♡ Loving towards his members

♡ I bet he makes all those lame jokes just to make them happy

♡ As much as he gives,he also receives

♡ Takes care of all and remembers important dates

♡ Celebrated Sehun’s birthday without a bottom but its ok

♡ Lovely towards anyone

♡ Loves taehyung

♡ Loves bts

♡ Since he’s the leader,he has a really good relationship with any other group member

♡ Talks to girl group members

♡ Russian Roulette

♡ Loves,loves,loves it

♡ Won’t stop dancing to the song with a poker face on

♡ They actually had to stop him so they wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of Red Velvet

Too late

Originally posted by suhomysuho

♡ After that, he went in front of red velvet and started dancing to russian roulette

Words can’t explain the cringe

♡ Looks good

♡ In photo shoots

♡ While sleeping

♡ While breathing

♡ The royalty concept was created for him

♡ He was meant to be the king

♡ I love it when he explains why is lay absent.Is it just me? ok

♡ Bless his voice

♡ It’s already blessed tho

♡ “Curtain”

♡ No more words needed

♡ Appreciates art

♡ Is art

♡ He starts the speech during award ceremonies

♡ Can seem strong and powerful as a leader-he already is’-

♡ But sometimes,he can’t hold back just like any of the members

♡ Looked really strong and talked calmly during the award ceremony but after,the staff found him crying

♡ He loves exols

♡ so much

♡ We also love him

♡ He was the one who cheered up the members and told everything is going to be ok when krishantao left

♡ I think he’s the strongest member’

♡ Loves to travel

♡ Travels a lot

♡ His dance isn’t appreciated enough

♡ His looks aren’t appreciated enough

♡ IS THE BIGGEST MEME ONLINE

Originally posted by death-by-jongin

♡ Can speak 3-4 languages

♡ Even though he isn’t fluent

♡ Kai is a hoe for him

♡ Kai loves to talk to him while they can feel each other’s breath

♡ He is a soft bunny who wants to love everyone and spread love

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Oh, my…

I really am a lazy ass. I can’t believe I started this like on Friday. I am ashamed of myself. Now, maybe the fact that I only worked on this while watching Allesia’s stream may have something to do with my slowness. 

I got the idea for this on the stream. We know that in Alessia’s “behind the scenes” AU, Sans and Alphys are not married, tho they still have a cute little baby. Anyway, I thought that Alphys would look really good in a wedding dress, so I drew her. This is TimeTale’s Alphys by @allesiathehedge but really it could be any Alphys you want.

Dunno if this really looks like a Wedding Dress, I mean, I got the idea for the dress from Leannkan and Drawingwithgreen (i really hope that this is how it was spelled). I don’t know if they have a tumblr so I can’t tag them.. I didn’t want to do the traditional white dress, but maybe i should have.

Y’know, I have the impression that this dress could be worn even if you aren’t a bride. Really, If it was black in place of white I would wear this.


Edit: I knew it. This really is @leannkan ‘s blog. 

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“ You’re here. You’re here and you’re blue. I like blue.”

( for Wyxan ♥ aka the Derek to my Stiles )

Vampire!Mamamoo

rv version; here

Solar:

  • the “mother” of the pack; in charge of cuddling the young ones and kissing away boo boos. will literally respond to “mom”
  • feels bad about killing so she drains just enough from her victims w/out taking their lives
  • but she’ll kill if she has to, like if someone threatens her pack
  • a rival group kidnapped the youngest, who was six when he was turned, and Yongsun raged war. she completely wiped their pack out and did so brutally
  • meets you as you were that packs “livestock;” they kept you chained up and fed from you as they pleased. you were littered with healing and fresh bite-marks when she found you, on the brink of death, malnourished and dirty
  • to spare you, Yongsun changes you, takes you under her wing. she teaches you how to deal w being a vampire, helps you deal w the trauma of what the enemy pack put you through
  • as you grow in strength and courage, she finds her unbeating heart fluttering when you hug her
  • as the relationship turns romantic, she kisses every one of your scars and ensures you never think they’re ugly or unsightly
  • “If my heart could beat it would beat for you”

Originally posted by mamawoo-d

Moonbyul:

  • the “father” of the pack, in the sense that she takes on the old fashioned role of a father. she sets the rules and those that break them, answer to her. she enforces a more tough love approach on the newbies. but she’s not very fond of being called “dad” (”Do I look like a man to you?”) but still responds to it, knowing it’s not meant out of cruelty but affection
  • aggressively loves her pack members; “Shithead, don’t worry about messing up. You’re still a learning, immature runt.”
  • comes across you running away from a rogue vamp, and takes pity on the puny human. it’s cruel really, when a vamp tracks humans like that. they’re so weak, you know, it’s not like they can protect themselves
  • so she intervenes and saves your life
  • since you’re now aware of the vampire world, Moonbyul can’t let you simply return home. you’re recruited instead, picking them up what they need when the sun is out and doing small errands like that
  • after being injured, you let Moonbyul feed on you and the second her lips touch your neck, she realises that she cares for you. that one, intimate moment, gaining nourishment and tasting you on her tongue, made her finally understand the feelings she had been having towards you
  • when she’s better, she asks you out and it’s a running joke that you’re a “step parent” since the pack already has it’s mom and dad

Originally posted by wheestle

Wheein:

  • more of a puppy than a vampire
  • as a new pack member, you were shocked by her bright, happy aura considering how old she was, how many things she had seen. while most turned bitter, she turned brighter
  • “Just bc bad things happen, that doesn’t mean that the world or humans are bad! Every country and every person is beautiful”
  • once she realises she like-likes you, she turns into the typical teenager even tho she’s super old, trying to look pretty (does she even have to try tho? serious q) to gain your attention or pouting if you hang out with someone else
  • you pick up on her feelings quickly, deciding to tease her and act dumb
  • basically, it takes a while of obvious flirting and EVERYONE sees it coming months before it does but you end up dating and the pack’s like “finally!”
  • this puppy vamp decides, a few decades into the relationship, to venture off and explore the world with you. you’re still pack members but free to do as you like
  • along this journey, you find an abandoned human baby who’s now your little angel and despite how unlikely it may seem, you undead beings become a happy family

Originally posted by wheeimple

Hwasa:

  • drop dead gorgeous … literally
  • she can lure men and women into willingly letting her drain them dry. their corpses are found with smiles on their faces
  • she tires of this easy game after a few hundreds years
  • so when she meets you, an uninterested vamp who roamed freely, doing as you please she’s like 👀 hello who are u? 👀
  • for once, she’s the chaser. not having someone immediately fall at her feet was a first but she rather liked it
  • eventually, you both start going on dates and growing feelings that she knows are pure. it’s not due to her looks but who she is as a person that makes you fall for her
  • and that feels really fucking great
  • so she falls and falls hard
  • hyejin is completely dedicated to you and keeping you safe, to the point where she sometimes puts you before pack duty. she gets in trouble for this but can’t say she cares
  • “This world is so cold and dark, filled with loss and anguish, like an empty nights sky. Yet I somehow managed to find a star.”

Originally posted by iaxifin

anonymous asked:

could i have headcanons of small things that todoroki, bakugou, kirishima, uraraka would do to show affection?(like picking up ice cream if they get some, etc.) thanks! i love your blog!!

((oooo yeah baby gimme that flufff oohhooooo))

Todoroki Shouto

  • He helps you with little tasks that you need done. Stuff like laundry, dusting, etc.
  • He’ll do stuff that you enjoy with you, even if he doesn’t particularly like it.
  • Cheek smooches!!! Only in private tho he gets embarrassed about PDA

Katsuki Bakugou

  • He helps you study, whether it’s academically or physically
  • He’s a lot easier on you and will give you compliments. Except they don’t sound like compliments because he still says them in the Bakugou-esque voice we all know and love
  • *picks up a smooth rock off the ground* here it looks like you

Kirishima Eijirou

  • He’s the most open about affection out of all the boys in class A aside from Kaminari and Sero. He’ll just straight up tell you he loves you and that he wants to make you happy
  • He’s a hugger. He wants you to know he loves you? Hugs. Are you sad? Hugs. Happy? Hugs. Hugs everywhere motherfucker.
  • Also, he WILL cuddle with you at night whenever he can. There’s really no avoiding Kirishima’s big strong arms getting wrapped around your waist it’s cuddle time bitches. You fell asleep and you’re moving around too much? Good thing he’s a goddamn rock and can keep you there forever. Friggin.,. lovebug

Uraraka Ochako

  • She gets you gifts when she can!! Never anything super expensive, but she’s the one to bring home ice cream or get you something you were looking at in a store
  • She, like Kirishima, is a cuddler. Unlike him, however, she’ll only cuddle if the AC is on. It gets too hot otherwise
  • She likes to pick you up and spin you around (think ruby and sapphire from SU) but sometimes she makes you float. It takes her a minute to stop laughing at your expression, so you’ve already hit the rafters by the time she’s trying to get you down
EXO Reaction when a fan they met at a fan meeting becomes a new idol year later

Xoxo, Ara~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise
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Chanyeol:

*Composes something for you* “She supported me so much, I should do the same. I hope she likes this song… would be nice to hear her sing it”

Kris:

*Always shows his support and admiration* “You did it man! You made it so far, I’m proud of you!”

Sehun:

*Enjoys the music so much* “Woah~ So good… that face looks familiar tho… wasn’t she.. an EXO-L? Woah… our fans are so talented.. this is amazing”

Tao:

*Hugs him every time he sees him at events* “Look at you! I still remember when you were a baby. Now let me hug you my friend!” 

Kai:

*Become friends real fast* “Hey! Are you practicing? Do you want to practice together” *And he always helps*

Xiumin:

*Has been there since she told him she wanted to become a star* “Wow! Look at you! You look like an idol now! No… you are an idol now!”

Baekhyun:

*Gets ready for his fan and meet* “I wonder if this is okay… will he recognize me? I hope he does, it’s my turn to support him now.”

Luhan:

*Gives him advice from man to man* “And this is how manly man look even manlier”

Chen:

*Who’s the fangirl now* “Ahhh she’ so pretty! I want to talk to her more… her music is everything!”

Kyungsoo:

*Even though they aren’t that close, he knows it’s hard the way to become a star. He he is always silently supporting and slowly becomes like a mentor*

Lay:

*Really excited* “Omg it’s you!!! We met remember?! I’m so happy that you are here, we’ll be best friends!”

Suho:

*Everytime they ask him about you in interviews he says how proud he is of you* “We met a while ago but she never told me she was auditioning. Now that I see her here I’m so proud that she made it so far…..”

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anonymous asked:

jungkook smut in highschool hes your senior & is in ur classes bc he failed them & he always jokes around about getting u to date him but u both know hes kidding but one day ur wearing a tight dress and hes so turned on and wont stop dirty talking

And

can I request a jungkook thigh riding smut … I swear those thighs will kill me one day

I’m combining these two request so i hope you enjoy!! and thank you for requesting!

JUNGKOOK X READER

Xx Smut xX

~~ Admin Abbie

Ride me Baby

You walked into your classroom and sat down your books at your desk and then grabbed the homework from the front of the room. This was just like every other normal day at school. 

You would come in, grab the homework, sit down and start looking over it while you waited for the one and only Jeon Jungkook to come and start up so crazy conversation like always.

He was actually supposed to graduate last year but he failed horribly in math so he had to stay back a grade. Although that’s a bad thing you were actually quite happy he was in your class now.

You had always admired him from afar before because he is literally beautiful and handsome and just perfect in every way. All the girls loved him and he knew it because he always showed off when he got the chance.

“Hey look! its my future girlfriend!”

Speak of the devil…

“Morning Jungkook”

“Morning!”

Jungkook came in and sat his stuff down just like you did and also grabbed the homework. His desk was right next to yours so you and him had gotten decently close this past year. 

He always makes jokes about you dating him and how you should be together and you both laugh it off because you BOTH know its not gonna happen..Even if you wanted it to.

You had to admit you had developed a crush on this absolutely crazy fetus and it drove you crazy. Every day your feelings grew and you knew eventually you weren’t going to be able to hide it..and that thought terrified you because you knew that would be the end of yours and his relationship and that is the last thing you wanted.

“How was you morning Y/N?”

“Fine, although i woke up a little late so i didn’t get any breakfast so im starving”

“Thats not good! I cant have my future girlfriend starving on me!!!”

“Oh jeez Jungkook stop with the silly jokes already haha”

You both laughed and continued talking about random things until the teacher came in. Today was a half day of school because we had our homecoming dance tonight.

*To anyone who doesn’t know what that is, It is a high school dance that happens at the beginning of the year to welcome everyone back to the new year*

Everyone always got so pumped and excited for homecoming, Girls would spend tons of money on their hair and makeup and especially their dress. You on the other hand didn’t try very hard.

I mean sure it was really fun but it would be more fun if you had a date or friends to go with. To say simply you weren't the most social person you tend to keep to yourself.

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NCT Dream Reaction: Their S/O Is Short (Under 5′)

Requested
A/N: i can relate #shortpeopleunite

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Mark:

Mark would find your height or lack of huhu absolute adorable. He wouldn’t say it outright, but he would constantly be resting his chin or arm on your head. You would constantly be catching him staring at you with that goofy, cute grin he does whenever he’s really happy.  

Originally posted by neotechs

Renjun:

He’d think your height is really cute, like Mark. He wouldn’t hide it– he would often make short jokes, without going too far of course, and would also rest his arm on your head. When he first met you he literally had to stop a cover his mouth to conceal his smol giggles yes giggles because he thought you were so cute.

Originally posted by kunq

Jeno:

Okay let’s be real, all of them would find your vertical struggle downright adorable, and Jeno is no exception. Whenever you stand next to him, making the height difference more obvious, he can’t help but smile and laugh to himself. He’d back hug you a lot, resting his chin on your head. He’s soft for you– softer than normal.

Originally posted by nakamotens

Donghyuk:

Teasing. While Donghyuk highkey loves your height, he wouldn’t ever let you forget about it; with short-based nicknames, short jokes, etc. He wouldn’t go to the point of hurting your feelings, but the teasing would be there. Of course, when Donghyuk’s in a soft/precious mood he’ll imply that he absolute loves your height. 

Originally posted by donghyukslee

Jaemin:

Okay but Jaemin would absolutely adORE yOU akkinda Let’s be real, you’d catch him smiling like a dork whenever you walk into the room. He wouldn’t be subtle about it either; he’d probably tell you that your height is cute at least once a week, even if it may be in front of the boys because who cares he loves you.

Originally posted by haechannie

Chenle:

I don’t know why, but I feel like Chenle would be the only one who wouldn’t have much of a reaction. Sure, when he first met you he would find your height a bit shocking yet adorable, but after a while he would just get used to be marginally taller than someone. He still finds you cute tho, and will make teasing comments every now and then. *the gif has nothing to do with this but just look at how cute he is*

Originally posted by neotechs

Jisung:

This tol baby would lowkey love the height difference. He’d probably making comments inside his head whenever he saw you for the first few months, but he probably would be too shy to voice his thoughts out loud. If you dated for several months, he’d probably start calling you things like cute but he wouldn’t do much.

Originally posted by dovounq

dating nct johnny!!1!1!1!!

• “i can see why ten calls you a fatass”
• “girl wys”
• him being more of a best friend than a boyfriend, usually
• “johNNY’S FASHioN, EVALUATION-”
• “johnny please stop”
• “who’s ur favorite nct member, babe”
• “ten.”
• you begging him to sing for you all the time oh my gosh
• to the point where all the other members go “UGH-”, drop everything, and leave the room when you ask johnny to sing.
• lotta hugs and hand holding and, idk why but squeezing like, everywhere, not like, all perverted, like, sometimes he’d just squish your cheeks and be like “lol u look like a duck”
• pointing to food, to, food, yes food, and saying “dat u”
• “guRLLLLL-”
• “johnny stfu”
• lots of weird text messages like, johnny is literally afraid to turn his phone on at the end of the day.
• he mimics you a lot
• you mimic him mimicking you and, it’s just, one thing leads to another and you two end up forgetting what you were doing
• when it’s your birthday he goes all out and he does a little, special something extra that makes you cry
• he once pretended that he had nothing planned and kissed your forehead and was like “sorry babe, practice was hell last night, i couldn’t get anything special for you” and you were like “oh- oh god, johnny that’s ok don’t worry about it. i love you-”
• and that was overall true but he still got jaehyun and taeyong to cook something special and got the baby rookies to get you cake and a pretty little birthday card
• and he made his own card for you and he got his guitar and decided to sing you a song
• all the members signed the card the baby rookies got for you
• johnny called you over bc he “felt bad and thought you should still at least have dinner w them”
• you come over ands everyone’s like “haPPY BirtHdAY.” and throws confetti everywhere and holds a cake up in your face and jisung starts laughing really hard and jaemin’s like “for goodness sak- BLOW THE LIGHTS OUT. THE FIRE ALARMS GONNA GO OFF BC OF THE SMOKE” and mark throws the card at you like it’s a ninja star
• and you’re like “a- whATT?”
• but you don’t see johnny and you’re like “where the fatass at”
• and johnnys like “iMHEREBABY!!!!!!!”
• and starts singing w his guitar
• and you’re like “someone pls explain what’s happening why is no one explaining anything” but you’re smiling bc aw this is cute and you love everyone and you love johnny so much.
• and finally he gives you a nice warm hug and kisses you and he’s like “happy birthday babe” and gives you the card he wrote and you start reading it and start crying
• everyone’s like “U MADE HER CRY ON HER BIRTHDAY UR A MONSTER”
• “whA- NO”
• lots of cute, quiet little cafe dates
• holds your hand a lot
• holds your hand when you’re scared
• you wear his button up shirts and johnny’s either like “shit ur hot” or “what the hell that’s my favorite shirt take it off, you-”
• he’s kidding tho. he likes seeing you in his clothes bc johnny’s huge and his clothes are like blankets on you and it makes you look like a baby, and you are a baby, his baby
• he is so into meeting your family
• “are u nervous?”
• and he’s like “lol no who do u think i am.”
• but he’s a little kitty in the dark on the inside and you know it so you hold his hand the whole ride
• your family loves him
• everyone loves him. even your pets.
• but he’s still kinda awkward around them and zones out
• “johnny, where are you from?”
• “oh- no thank you.”
• he looks at you funny everytime you play pokemon go
• you wanna take cute selfies w him but he won’t stop making derps
• you scream and call out johnny’s name everytime there’s a bug
• “you don’t even scream my name that loud when we’re having sex”
• “JUST KILL IT”
• sexy time w johnny is all the time
• johnny tries to seduce you, a lot, but when he actually tries it’s just- no.
• but when he’s in a very needy position and n e e d s it, he just, goes for it and oh my mamas, that’s hot.
• SLEEVELESS JOHNNY.
• “did u leave ur shirt sleeves at home.”
• but you love it
• you watch cartoons w him and johnny’s so into that, surprisingly
• you two also watch shows like pretty little liars together.
• during season one y'all are like “WHO IS A.”
• “MY MONEY’S ON ALISON”
• “U DUMB, SHE DEAD AF”
• random english/korean breaks that confuse you bc it’s like “yes baby like, taeyong wanted to touch the 호랑이 when we were at the 동물원 but the 아저씨 working there was like "죄송합니다, 얘가좀 소심해서 사람을 잘 무는 경우가 있어서…”
• “johnny”
• “oh, right- sorry”
• he always grins really wide when he says “i love you” or puckers up his lips while saying it and you’re like “uGH. yES. ME toO.”
• “do you want a son or a daughter?”
• “i want both, as long as they look like you.”
• “and if they don’t look like me?”
• “THEN THAT MEANS THEY LOOK LIKE ME AND I’M HOT AND ADORABLE SO THERES NO PROBLEM THERE.”
• he sends a lot of cheesy texts but you know he cringes hardcore while sending them
• sometimes he’s so in love with you and just, the thought of you that he has no shame sending these cheesy messages
• video chats w johnny are, so… idk how to explain it but there’s a member that comes on screen that’s like “yeah so i was like "holy shit is that really an alien?” but turns out it was just ten wearing pants in the dorm for once- OH SHIT HEY (Y/N)“ every 5 seconds.
• ten is like your best friend bc you two lowkey love teasing johnny and it annoys johnny so much
• ten ships you two so much he just, cant.
• ten once told johnny that you should name your first kid after your ship name.
• "ten, shut up”
• random singing outbursts it’s just, “oh yeah so- CHEER UP BABY CHEER UP BABY-”
• “oh i love this drink so muc- CALL ME BABY-”
• johnny loves you lots lots lots lots
• you love him lots
• he kisses you so much and you always turn into mushy jelly and he knows it and he’s proud
• his kisses are super super rough sometimes and super super nice and short and sweet sometimes, you love both.
• JOHNNY CAN KISS. VERY WELL.
• CUDDLING W JOHNNY IS SUPER AWK AT FIRST BUT SOON IT’S JOHNNYS FAVORITE THING EVER AND HES SO WARM AND COZY AND YOU’RE HIS TEDDY BEAR.
• “i love you”
• “mhm. me too.”


LOL THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY REQUESTS, MESSAGE ME OR ASK ME!!!! :“)

anonymous asked:

H accidentally telling a few friends ur pregnant. Like ur having a little get together &talking about moving in together into a bigger house further into the country away from the big city cause u have more to think about then just the two of you &H goes to rest his hand on your belly cause he can't help it since you guys found out even tho you don't show at all he still likes to rub your belly& then the room goes silent and everybody is looking at you then Harry then his hand on ur stomach 1/2

And you give Harry the look that he knows means he fucked up cause you specifically told him not to say anything until the baby was older because it’s mostly likely to miscarriage in the early stages and you give the cold shoulder to Harry the rest of the party and on the way home and sitting in bed getting ready to sleep H comes up behind you to spoon and you kinda push him away cause u really are pissed and he keeps apologizing and he realizes you don’t wanna talk about it and he kisses 2/2

More then 2/2 I lied, your shoulder and rolls over and falls asleep with you close to him and as you lay there still awake and H snoring you start to feel guilty for being so mean to him and you start to tear up cause your hormonal but also so sorry and you shake Harry awake and sniffling and h thinks something bad has happened and is kinda panicked and is like"what’s wrong? Is it the baby?“ And you shake your and just sob “I’m sorry for being so mean to you” and you hold onto him 3/?

Chest to chest and he plays with your hair and soothes you even tho you should be soothing him cause you were mean to him in the first place and he tries to make jokes to make you laugh and wipes your tears and you both apologize and kiss and cuddle and fall asleep with both your hands on your belly both so excited about having a baby. 4/4 this was longer then I intended sorry l!💚💚

My face right now… this was so painful…. He’d feel so bad, cause he hadn’t at all meant to blow it, but he’s just gotten into his own habits, and he’s proud and excited about the baby, although he understands and shares your nerves, too. But he hadn’t done anything on purpose, and certainly not with ill intent. And when you wake him up sniffling, damn if he isn’t confused, but he’s starting to learn to roll with the punches your hormones are throwing his way, and at this point and at this hour he doesn’t even care about reasoning and logic, he just wants his girl to stop crying. 

calum as a husband, realistically

- would forget your wedding date every other year

- wouldn’t want kids as long as he’s still touring

- would be a goofy lil fucker, always trying to bring out your beautiful smile

- would help you do house work bc equality

- would do his best to treat you like a queen

- would not always succeed tho bc he’s only human and even the happiest married couples argue sometimes

- would kill the spiders

- would treat your dog like your first born child

- would get some kind of tattoo for you probably

- would take you on the most amazing honeymoon to somewhere exoctic and remote

- would be the most amazing gentleman around your parents

- but would be the cheekiest lil fucker when it was just the two of you

- would be generally super playful and cute tbh

- would love it when you watched football with him

- would love it even more if you also brought him beer and food while watching football

- would always hold your hand in public (bc hopefully fans are grown enough to not send hate when he’s ready to get married)

- would probably forget birthdays a lot

- would be grumpy sometimes bc anyone can have a bad day

- would try not to take it out on you tho (not always succesfully)

- would be generally sweet

- would still make you cry sometimes tho but never on purpose

- would lend you his shirts sometimes bc he liked the way you looked in them

- would generally enjoy getting to cherish you almost every day

- sex would be good but you wouldn’t always finish

- but he’d get so eager to get you pregnant when you finally decided to have a baby

- idk man i feel like he’d try to learn a lot about marriage from his parents and like he’d look to his dad for guidance on how to be a good husband bc he’d wanna be the best for you but even the best can fail sometimes and that’s okay

- overall he’d be a sweet, caring, adorable husband tbh

✧ Finally redid my Keeler! ✧
I decided to take a risk and try out an entirely new makeup, skipping eyeliner completely, and relying on earth tones only to create a natural look for my sweetest navi baby. I kind of like the outcome; tho white eyebrows still give me a really hard time! I must work on that more! (>o<)
I hope you guys like it! (*´▽`*)♡

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Some of you said that would like to see a continuation of my latest comic, so I did it, tho for some reason I’m not entirely pleased with the result..mb it’s too simple.. or mushy? dunno

Still inspired by this fanfic!

and you have no idea how long I was just looking at this comic and thinking if posting it here is a good idea 

Story Time! Pt.2

Current Celebrity crush; Tom Hiddleston

Imagine: Sometime after that interview + photoshoot for Tom Hiddleston he got your number and asked you to work for him a few times. You both start to grow attracted to the other and eventually start dating. And how he told everyone just left you speechless.

Warnings: Lots of fluff

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You had worked on many interviews to Tom about the new Avengers movie. You two would often cross gaze and smile at each other but you tried not to since it distracted him from the interview. He had one tonight wich he asked you not to work on but to still go as a support.

“I promise we’ll go for coffee after, it’s a cold night” he’d said kissing you after leaving for the interview. You went on your separate ways because the only ones who knew about your “relationship” were close friends. Even tho you insisted that you did not mind being under the public eye, he said he wouldn’t like you receiving hate or critics from his fans. He simply wasn’t ready and you respected that.

You got caught on traffic but you made it just a few minutes late. You entered the room showing your professional ID, trying not to make much noise and stayed behind cameras. Still, Tom’s eyes fell on you and he said “Hello baby.” You raised your eyebrows and felt a smile slowly appear on your face. The interviewer looked at you, but no camera’s turned. You blew him a kiss feeling extremely happy that he had decides to make public that he had a … something with you, or with an unknown someone to the public.

The interview continued and you took a sit next to his manager. “I like the outfit” he said “It’s very you and you WILL have a lot if cameras on you tonight.” You smile, you had a white shirt, black jeans and a gray coat on top. Sport shoes tho, no way you were wearing heels in this weather. “How long ago did he say it?” You lean and ask.

“A bit ago, she asked if he had a special someone in his life and his face lit up. He couldn’t say no, but he didn’t reveal your identity. Just talked about how you met, skirt story and all.” I sat up straight and laughed resting my forehead on my hands. Tom was just a box of surprises.

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Right after the interview you both went to get coffee and found a classy place next to a movie theater. You didn’t speak about it until you were both sitting on the table with two hot drinks in hand.

You leaned your face over the coffee cup, taking in the smell and the slight heat in your cold nose. You felt Tom staring so you looked at him and smiled. He held your hand across the table and smiled. “You always do that.” He says tilting his head, you smile and shrug your shoulders.

“I’m happy you know?” He starts “I’m happy I did it, I like to hold your hand in public and not caring if anyone sees.” You raise your eyebrow. “Really?” he nods and takes your hand to his lips, leaving a soft kiss in your knuckles. Your heart fills with joy knowing he cared for you and wanted best for both of you. He let’s go of your hand when his phone vibrates, and you take a sip of your coffee while he answers.

“Sarah I’ll present her when she is my girlfriend” he laughs and looks at you, slightly blushing. His arms where crossed over the table and he looked around. “Yes I know she must be” he laughs again. “I’ll visit soon I promise. Love you all too” He says and hangs up putting the phone back in his pocket. He looks at you shortly and you both laugh. You play with the cup on your hands as he drinks from his. “So, when I’m your girlfriend huh?” you tease and he laughs putting his coffee down.“

“One of my sisters, she just saw the interview and kind of died along with my mum” you laugh and he shooks his head with a smile. “I had to tell ’m that, I don’t know if they’ll make you back cookies or trial you to combat if I present you.” You both laughed harder. “I get it don’t worry, no need to explain.” You hold his hand and he drinks more coffee.

“Do you know why I decided to tell everyone?” He asks and you frown putting your coffee down. He slides a blue box over the table to you. “No, I’m not aware” you say and grab it. “Why am I getting a gift?” You ask and he shrugs. You open it curiously and inside there is a silver ring with a little *preferred/color* stone. You gasp, it was so delicate and beautiful. You look at Tom and he is smiling. “Because I want you to be my girlfriend.” He says. “Babe, you.. You didn’t have to get me a ring” you say astonished and grab it from the box amazed. It was so cute and pretty. “It felt right” he says and leans on the table. “You don’t have to wear it if…”

“Ofcourse I will!” you smile and put it on. It fit just how you liked it. “I would love to be your girlfriend Tom” he smiles and you lean to kiss him. A short yet meaningful kiss. You grab his cheek and pinch it soft. “You ready to meet my mum?” He asks, you chuckle and nod sitting back on the seat. “I’ll get ready for trial by cookies.” You both laugh loudly and talk for the walk around the rest of the night about what it’s up ahead now. Until at 11:00pm you go back to the hotel and spoon under the heat of the blankets.

Originally posted by lovably-unlovable

lmao can u imagine Dante getting a motorcycle and showing up @ Ari’s like “do you wanna take a ride” and Ari just can’t stop laughing