The Signs as Dumb One Direction Lyrics
Aries: You never want to know how much you weigh; you still have to squeeze into your jeans.
Taurus: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Gemini: Oh I just wanna show you off to all of my friends, making them drool down their chinny-chin-chins.
Cancer: I’m walking around with just one shoe; I’m half a heart without you.
Leo: ‘Cause I can’t compete with your boyfriend; he’s got twenty-seven tattoos.
Virgo: The priest thinks it’s the devil, my mum thinks it’s the flu. But girl it’s only you.
Libra: Should I put coffee and granola on a tray in bed and wake you up with all the words that I still haven’t said?
Scorpio: I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
Sagittarius: Don’t even care about the table breaking. We only wanna have a laugh.
Capricorn: Said her name was Georgia Rose, and her daddy was a dentist.
Aquarius: Now she’s feeling so low since she went solo, hole in the middle of my heart like a polo.
Pisces: Driving too fast, moon is breaking through her hair.