you son of a queue

“I held death’s hand this evening”

- Death’s Hand, The Amity Affliction

Maya: wait a second! you……..
Nick: oh boy
Maya: and him……..
Nick: here it comes
Maya: [SHRIEKS]
Nick: [facepalms]
Maya: don’t worry, Nick! I’ll help you confess your love to Mr. Edgeworth! after all, nothing’s stronger than the power of……..
Nick: love…?
Maya: MAYA

If the 2Ps were dads with teenage sons
  • 2P!America: HEY BOY DID YOU MESS WITH MY NETFLIX QUEUE I WILL SET UR STASH OF PLAYBOYS ON FIRE
  • 2P!China: If you're going to a girl's house always bring 3 condoms just in case
  • 2P!England: *Joker voice* WHY... SO... SERIOUS? *pretends to carve smile on his face with his fingers*
  • 2P!France: ...How old are you again?
  • 2P!Russia: How dare you call me a nerd... I'm your father so you're a 'nerd' as well
  • 2P!Italy: You better quit with your shit or else I'm gonna sell your birth certificate to the black market
  • 2P!Germany: You got in a fight at school? Tell me you kicked their ass??????
  • 2P!Japan: Always handle situations maturely and with grace. Show everyone you're better than them
  • 2P!Canada: Son I will wrestle you for the remote if I have to
  • 2P!Romano: I bought you a new cologne because I love you! ...Also because you need to take a hint like damn son
  • 2P!Austria: *tears of joy* I'm so glad I never decided to sacrifice you to Satan
  • 2P!Prussia: I'm not kidding if I ever cramp your style please let me know and I will leave the room
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[Source.]

When you look for granpa Utsutsumi and instead find your other grandparents who are Babes. (From GXP.)

commission for the ever-lovely @lydiejo as a present for @violue based on a snippet of their fic:

“Dean can’t help but be caught off guard by Castiel’s clothes. He’s only seen the guy the one time, and that was in the shirt and slacks for the hotel. That was Hotel Castiel. This is Regular Castiel, and apparently Regular Castiel wears jeans, black converse sneakers, a blue t-shirt with the main character from The Lego Movie, a blue studded wristband, bracelets with Legos and Lego heads instead of beads or charms, and a black cotton mini skirt over his pants. Dean’s surprised, but he likes it. Especially the skirt

“Wow, I almost wore the same thing,” Dean says, smirking.

read the fic here!