you sir are the cutest

kiragotacafe  asked:

Dwight, my good sir, you are the cutest thot. That is all.

“Wh- thanks, I guess? I can’t say I agree but–”

“Wh-Whu– I don’t understand,,”

“What have I done that could even possibly be considered cute?? I don’t understand honestly, I’m just trying to live here guys, you’re not helping.”

anonymous asked:



(I had some presentation for a class earlier & had to wear that. ssorry )

🔮the signs as ashton tweets🔮
  • Aries: "I've only got forever and forever is fine."
  • Taurus: "Oh are you in a bad mood?... WELL STOP BEING IN A BAD MOOD lol😘
  • Gemini: Wait... You need to have "sex" to have kids
  • Cancer: "All songs are about someone"
  • Leo: "Some people are sass monsters on twitter, like honey you need to chill"
  • Libra: "Awake before the Starbucks employees"
  • Scorpio: "When I send "xox" in a txt, it changes to Xbox, and makes me look like a massive nerd:( "Bye talk to you soon, Xbox" lol
  • Sagittarius: "All songs are about someone"
  • Capricorn: "Naw Calum is asleep on the couch, he da cutest"
  • Aquarius: "Can you twerk?" "No no sir I'm half Irish"
  • Pisces: "Got spaghetti on my chin"



leader-nim~ thank you for being such a great leader to seventeen. being their second appa, caring and loving them so much. putting up a tough front for the members during seventeen project when you guys rings got taken away, comforting them, saying that its okay and y’all will definitely get it back. it must have been hard for you to always take care of all the other dorks but you do it so well with tender love, and to think you are the maknae in your family, its such a great feat. i don’y know what SEVENTEEN would be without u as their leader.  you, my dear is a kpop full package hahah. sing, dance, rap, visual and you MY SIR ARE THE CUTEST you have everything, make sure you don’t ever let anything put you down. and also stop being my bias wrecker, hahaha i’m not changing lane I REPEAT IM NOT. so stop killing me with your charm, my heart would not be able to take it. i love you choi seungcheol, happy birthday.

i wish you a very blessed birthday! <3

hey okay so could we maybe talk about how freaking bruce springsteen is for just a sec 

i mean

and look at that smile ???+

s t o p??


yeh he’s a loser 

n o

uhm yes hi are those jeans really a necessity because maybe you could tkae them off idk just for fun

aaw bby you tired?? 

hanging with sir paul yea

literally the cutest old man???

yes hello is this baywatch

yeah ok thank you for your attention you’re allowed to cry


if you don’t think Vic Mignogna doing Edward Elric rants on helium isn’t the most precious thing in the universe you are incorrect sir, he is just the cutest (times like this i remember i have met vic twice and that he’s actually just as precious in person and soo nice)