you shouldn't be allowed ; ;

Alright, so now I’ll get into a bit of detail with what was happening while making these gifs (and don’t worry, I’m fine. Sometimes it’s just fun to talk about what was happening when you acted something out, y’know?) 

1: ACTING: Okay, this day I had a really hard time getting ANY tears whatsoever. I was dry as a bone. So I ended up using eyedrops for this. *sighs*

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Reasons Why I Play Assassin’s Creed: A Pie Chart

Part 2 of this thing [X] :3c also inspired by Yamato’s pose~

Also I just realized that I reached over 2100 followers, thank you guys!! I have no idea why you follow this trash blog but I glad you do UwU here have this Laz

“Hashtag: We survived that death trap!”

Phictuuri for @yuurinochillkatsuki who wished for Yuuri, Viktor and Phichit visiting an amusement park and Viktor not dealing too well with the ferris wheel.
I didn’t do too well with the ferris wheel but I gave them hipster clothes to make up for it!

[Requests are still open! Just send me your idea and i will see what i can do!]

  • ableist jerk: why is it that i see you purchase anything other than necessities if you're on disability benefits?
  • me, a disabled person: The only reason someone could possibly care about where my material things come from is because they think, for whatever reason, I should not have them because I am disabled. Do not bother yourself with what disabled people have, and are allowed to get as gifts, keep from before they became disabled, or buy themselves.
  • ableist jerk: you shouldn't be allowed to buy clothes.
  • me: ...🙃🙃🙃

HDM month | week 3: favourite relationship

Lyra & Will

“She could see from his eyes that he knew at once what she meant, and that he was too joyful to speak. Her fingers were still at his lips, and he felt them tremble, and he put his own hand up to hold hers there, and then neither of them could look; they were confused; they were brimming with happiness.”

Warforged Shouldn't be Allowed Near Powder.

DM: You open one of the crates on the ship and find pouches filled with fine, green powder. You do not know what it is, unless you might. Roll knowledge Local.

Me, the Warforged Martial Artist: Rolls an 18

DM: You know it’s an extremely powerful drug tha-

Me: I consume it.

DM: Wh-what…. Roll constitution…

Me: 10

DM: Your innards begin to rust and you take 3 constitution damage.

Rest of the table: Laughing at the dumbass robot who sought to gain anything ingesting a pouch full of drugs.

Sorry I’m a corny schmoopy dork. Also I gotta get better at drawing Finn. Also I know I messed up The Jacket™ I promise to try harder next time. 

anonymous asked:

Thank you, random customer I don't know, for pestering me into revealing my medical history because you saw me limping and thought you had a right to know. Thank you for telling me that I'm broken, and that disabled people "shouldn't be allowed to work". Thank you for telling my manager I'm unfit to do my job, and thank you for loudly calling me a slur as you walked out of the store, leaving all customers staring at me. Thanks, manager, for not doing anything about it or correcting him. Fuck.

  • me a disabled person on SSI and foodstamps: yes cool I got 10 dollars for my birthday, I can finally have a little extra spending cash to buy some much needed toiletries like deodorant and a toothbrush
  • DHS: UHM, ACTUALLY SWEATY
  • DHS: YOU HAVE TO REPORT THAT 10 DOLLARS TO US SO WE CAN SUBTRACT 10 DOLLARS FROM YOUR BENEFITS (:
  • DHS: IF YOU DON'T REPORT THIS 10 DOLLARS YOU ARE COMMITTING WELFARE FRAUD
  • DHS: I KNOW YOUR INCOME IS ONLY $4000 A YEAR ... BUT ... THAT 10 DOLLARS TRULY IS A LUXURY WE SHOULDN'T ALLOW YOU TO HAVE.
How do you feel about him now?”
I paused at this unexpected question, and inhaled some vapour to give myself time to think of a suitable answer. I briefly considered lying, before realising that my alcohol-clouded brain had no choice but to be honest.
“I don’t really know. I loved him. And he didn’t love me. Or maybe he did to begin with, but he certainly didn’t when it ended. So I’ve trained myself not to love him. Life’s too short to waste time longing for someone who’s never going to want you.
—  excerpt from a book I’ll never write #2 // vapour