Dear lord, Thomas, you sure can manage my nights any time you want looking like that. The only thing that would make this better is literally nothing because you are perfect in every way imaginable, sir, and why oh why do you make us suffer so.
Also don’t frown. That tie is is not really light yellow. More like cream, which is not actually a real colour so you have no legitimate reason to be looking so upset.
Also #2: crotchular area tightness alert.
Also #3: we always talk about the cheekbones, but have you seen thAT JAWLINE???????????