you should probably be reading it right now

anonymous asked:

Best sanvers fanfic you've ever read?

Probably a cross between these two: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8697235?view_full_work=true or http://archiveofourown.org/works/9857405?view_full_work=true (both unfished though, like I check for updates every day)

Otherwise, I read like the first 52 chapters of this in like one sitting oooops http://archiveofourown.org/works/9390416?view_full_work=true (super smutty though)

If you want complete stuff then this series is hella cute http://archiveofourown.org/series/648524 

This is cute af http://archiveofourown.org/works/10340967

Also this omg this was golden http://archiveofourown.org/works/9862202

Okay so that was more than one but I can’t choose I love so many!! There are probably others I love more but just cant think of right now but these one should totally be read !!

If you didn’t guess already I’m a sucker for Maggie being accepted into the family

guys i need help

So I've written something new and it will take a few segments to complete, but I need to know, should I post it all in one or do it in parts? 

I have the first part done right now about 4K words, but do guys want the whole damn thing or are you alright with it split into 3. 

anonymous asked:

I'm probably a little ignorant but... About the list of writers you would punch: why?

dude don’t worry you’d probably only read most of these pretentious fucks if you were a pretentious english major like me lmao

  1. charles dickens: too many characters. ridiculously long books (like an average of 500+ pages) even though most of his shit could have had half the word count if he wasn’t so fucking longwinded. his plots are creative but at what cost
  2. f. scott fitzgerald: overrated imo. also became an alcoholic later in life, probably stole a lot of ideas from his wife, used her as his ‘muse’ but didn’t like. support her when she had mental health issues. fittingly, most of his female characters are weird unattainable trophies instead of actual people
  3. john steinbeck: this is more of a personal opinion but he’s so boring. i actually like his writing style (it’s pretty easy to understand), but he deserves a punch for making me read grapes of wrath
  4. william faulkner: reading as i lay dying is what i imagine having a stroke feels like. i’ve been informed that i should dislike faulkner more for being a cheating bastard than his actual writing though
  5. percy shelley: ‘edited’ frankenstein by swapping out common words for pretentious alternatives and making it 200% harder to read. i’ll never forgive him for what he did to that beautiful book
  6. ayn rand: blah blah blah helping people is bad blah blah blah capitalism is good blah blah blah altruism is a plague. that’s the plot of every single one of her novels and she’s a longwinded fuck, so she’ll hit you over the head with that social darwinistic bullshit for 700+ pages. racist and pretentious and i think i actually want to fight her the most

honestly i feel like i would punch most 19th-20th century writers at least once though

this is the last poem I’ll ever write for you
and maybe it should be nice and
soft and
not angry
not when I have no right to be.

except maybe I do have a right to be mad
maybe I am allowed to feel torn up about this
it’s not like I actually loved you but I got close enough to get hurt when you left and
you’re probably too busy thinking of your hands on her body to think about us and
the way you said my name when you moaned and
sorry was that a secret c'mon what does it matter now
this house has burned down you don’t read my poems you don’t miss me we haven’t talked in a week
there was no sirens no warning there was just me
drunk as fuck
and you
deciding you’ve had enough.

—  read at: 6:43 p.m. –lily rain

i love all these people who are talking about Eleanor right now cause you can tell they probably joined the fandom like in 2015 or even 2016 so they have NO IDEA what the time with Eleanor as Louis’ stunt was like but they still talk and pretend they know 

Psst, newbie writers:

You know That Writer? The one you read and you think, Jesus, I could never write like this, maybe I should just give up now, this kind of writing is going to be forever beyond me?

That Writer has had those exact same thoughts about other writers. Someone is probably having those thoughts about you right now.

anonymous asked:

Do you know how to make a post stay fixed in the tumblr or some theme that the post stays fixed

right click on the post you’re interested in

this will take you to some element inside of the post in the inspect window. start at the element that is selected and go up until you find the element that contains all of the post data (in most of my themes it’s article.entry)

now right click on the element and copy it

and then paste it right before {block:Posts} in your theme

now you have a pinned post, but it’s going to repeat on every subsequent page, which is probably not what you want. so we must hide it on subsequent pages using a combination of css and javascript:

first, add the class “pinned” to the post you just pasted into your theme. (the classes should now read, e.g., “entry pinned”)

then add this css:

.pinned:not(:first-of-type) { display:none; }

and this script: 

<script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
<script>
$(document).ready(function(){
    if(location.pathname != '/') 
        $('.pinned').hide();
});
</script>

note: this script will also hide the pinned post on the customize page, but it will be there when you go to your url!

Proper eye hygiene is not something that gets taught in health class, but given the number of eyeballs reading this sentence through the filmy membrane of soft contact lenses right now (as many as 30 million pairs in the U.S.), it probably should be. Failing to throw out old contacts and replace them with new ones as often as we should puts us at risk for a number of horrifying complications: ulcers, infections, and about $175 million in U.S. healthcare costs every year.

Oh, and you could have a motherfucking parasite living inside your eye, eating your cornea. We’ll pause now as some of you run to the nearest pharmacy.

When corneal scrapings are the recommended course of action for those who are suspected of having a condition, you know we’re in nightmare territory right out of the gate.

6 Medical Conditions That’ll Give You Endless Nightmares

My Twist and Shout wish

Hi there! I really need the SPN Fandom to do this. I don’t know if someone already did this, but if they did, I’m not aware of it. I’ve been struggling with this, if I should or shouldn’t do it, because, well, it is probably going to hurt right in the feels if it becomes true.

I have been thinking about this for a few weeks now, since I read the greatest Destiel FanFic: Twist and Shout (it breaks your heart but it is worth it. I have so many mixed feelings about it). A big point in Twist and Shout is that Cas loves Elvis (you’ll probably cry every time you hear after that) and it has the whole thing where Dean sings it to him the “can’t help falling in love” song to him.

One thing that I cannot get out of my mind is that Jensen sings in some of the conventions and his voice is just too sweet to hear, anyways, it would mean the world to me, and I think for many other fans too, if we got Jensen to sing it (or maybe some other Elvis song).

The problem is, I don’t know how they pick the songs that he sings, and I would probably be able to ask them to do it, in some panel, but there are no SPN conventions around here. Therefore, I come here, to the SPN Fandom, to ask for your help, so that maybe this could become true. If someone knows how the songs are picked or if you could ask this to them for me, even that I won’t be able to see it by myself, I’m sure there will be plenty of videos of it online after.

Oh my gosh. I just thought of something. Spoilers for those who haven’t finished their Sun or Moon play through!

I’ll try to read more it, but mobile users be aware, your phones are magic and don’t seem to care about that. You’ve been warned.

Technically Hala is a member of the Elite Four at the end game, but he’s still the current kahuna. While Hau is a good choice, kahuna’s seem to generally be slightly older than kids. So who on the islands might be a next possible kahuna before Hau?

…I mean, it’s kinda right there.

Guzma still vaguely sees Hala as his master, is getting trained by him, and once wanted to be a captain. Imagine if one day he was elevated past and above that to being a kahuna. Tapu Koko just appearing before him, giving him a nod like “You’re finally ready” before flying off.

And Guzma takes it full on serious, like he’s rough around the edges but he tries his best and Hala watches over him and helps correct him along the way when needed? Kahuna Guzma?!

Dan and Phil Preference

Dan and Phil play a prank on you that goes wrong…

Dan:

You and Dan have been dating for close to a year now and your relationship is out in the open to his fans. Today Dan is doing a live show on YouNow and his fans are asking about you. “Yeah, (Y/N) is staying with me and Phil while her house is being renovated.” Dan answers their rapid questions. “Right now?? She is… I believe in the living room answering some emails or on tumblr… Probably the later am I right??” He laughs and reads some of what is gping on in the chat box. “Kayla says I should go prank her…” He thinks for a second. “You know what I should… It would be sweet revenge after she stole my phone and wrote that tweet the other day don’t you think??” He reads some more of the comments coming in on the chat. “How should I do it guys?? Scare her?? Yeah good idea because I can use this creepy Dalek mask Phil left in my room…” He holds up the mask. “Don’t ask.” He then picks up his laptop and walks to the living room. He slides the laptop along the floor slowly so you wouldn’t notice it on the floor. There was a perfect view of you sitting on the couch laptop in front of you, hair up in a messy bun and in a pair of Dan’s sweetpants and t-shirt. All of a sudden Dan jumps in the room and yells with the mask on. You throw your laptop across the room and scream bloody murder. Dan takes off his mask and laughs while you cover your face and cry. Dan stops laughing and his face falls. “Oh my gosh (Y/N) please don’t cry I didn’t mean to do this it was just a prank to get back at you for the other day.” He walks over to you and wraps his arms around you. You bury your face into his shirt and continue to cry. “You better… be glad I love you or I would beat you up.” You smile through the tears and Dan wipes your eyes. “Just remember babe” You look up at him. “This means war.” 

Phil:

“Hey guys this video is going to be a little bit different than what I have done before…” Phil begins another video for his fans. “I had originally planned to do a surprise video for my girlfriend (Y/N). You all know (Y/N), you know the pretty girl I hangout with all the time and brag about…  Here I will just put a picture here.” He waves his hand beside him and a picture of you making a silly face pops up. “Anyway like I had said I had planned to make a video surprising her with a trip to New York to see (your favorite band/singer). I had it all organized where I would hide the tickets in the book she is currently reading. It was all working out perfectly until this happened…” - The video cuts to another video with you holding your book. “Phil I swear if you moved my bookmark again I am going to hide all of your contacts for a month… And why in the world do you have the camera out.” You asked with a slight smile on your face. “Don’t worry about it babe, just open your book.” Phil says from behind the camera. “You’re scaring me Phil…” You say wearily as you open your book to see the tickets. “What in the world… Are these tickets to (your favorite band/singer)??” You ask looking up at Phil and the camera. “Yup!! Surprise!!” Phil says in a chipper voice. You look at him strangely. “Why??” You ask with an confused look on your face. “Why?? Because I love you and wanted to be a good boyfriend??” Phil says with quizzical sound to his voice. “You know I hate (your favorite band/singer)…” You say raising your eyebrows. “WHAT??” Phil’s voice jumps three octaves. You keep a straight face for a long awkward moment and then laugh. “Gotcha!! I love it babe so so much. THANK YOU!!” You yell and continue to laugh. Phil is silent for a while and then you take the camera from him to show his face… priceless. - The video goes back to Phil in his bedroom. “Do you see what I have to put up with?? She can be so mean sometimes.” He laughs. “But I love her… If you thought that was bad enough though you should see what happened the next day.” He gives the camera a grimace. “A little back story to the next clips is that I wanted to get back at her for her little prank on me… I wanted to give her a taste of her own medication but it didn’t work out as planned. - This video starts off with you standing at the book case looking annoyed. “Phil Lester I swear that if you don’t come get my book down right now I am going to leave you for (your celebrity crush).” You cross your arms over your chest. “No you won’t. You love me too much.” He gives a little giggle. “So says you” you say as you turn back to the bookcase. “Care to tell the viewers what is going on??” Phil asks you. “Well if they must know, my boyfriend Philip Lester has decided to get revenge on me and put my book on TOP of the book case where I can’t reach it.” You glare at the camera fighting back a smile. Phil laughs and continues to record you as you struggle to get your book down. After a few attempts and lots of laughter from Phil you finally get your book down… And a few other things that were on top of the book case… One being a giant books full of some of Dan’s stuff. Luckily your face was there to catch the giant box… Breaking your nose. You scream and drop to the floor holding you face. Phil throws the camera down and rushes to you. All the viewers can hear are many apologies from Phil and your laughter. - The video is now back to Phil in his bedroom. “So that is all I have for today… Moral of the story is… Be careful how you prank people??” He gives his sweet awkward smile and then ends the video. 

I know that Phil’s got super long didn’t it?? Haha thank you so much for reading I appreciate feedback 

anonymous asked:

veronica and betty studying together and ronnie isn't focusing bc she's too busy staring at betty ("you're so cute when you're using big words b. say iambic pentameter again" *eyeroll* "focus ronnie") so betty offers to kiss V everytime she gets a fact right and now ronnie's all business and her cheeks and jaw and neck are covered in pale pink lipstick (and "don't we have a history exam in two weeks? we should probably study for that too Betts can't be too safe") and oh god I can't stop

this is the greatest thing I’ve ever read holy fuck dude

Read from left to right (from shiro pop up his head)

Conversation :
Shiro : Pidge, i bring you food since you haven’t eat today
Pidge : Thanks shiro! Um, you can put it somewhere
Shiro : …. (walk closer) pidge, should eat now
Pidge : I will, after I finish encrypt this… It won’t take much time… probably

Shiro : Katie!

Pidge : *sigh* Fine, feed me then
Shiro : Ok 😁

PARDON MY ENGLISH (I’m so sorry, so many bad grammar and typo 😢)

Shiro won’t like one of the team fall sick because ignored his/her health and pidge looks like kind a person who ignore her health because busy so yeah
Shiro also like to spoil her (wheeze)

Forget about him. You’re loosing sleep over a guy who’s probably sleeping just fine with another girl on his mind. You’re staring at your phone waiting for a text from a guy who’s probably having deep conversations with another girl. You’re posting subliminal statuses about a guy who’s too busy paying attention to another girl’s page to read them. You’re crying over a guy who’s probably making another girl smile right now. If you’re not the girl he gives his all to, then he’s not the guy you should be stressing over.

jadeddiva  asked:

I always hate it when people badger authors to update but I know I'm going to have to prepare myself few days in advance for this next chapter so will it be this week? Next week? This month? (Im the worst but this fic is everything right now)

Oh darling JD I had to compose myself for a hot minute because you my dear have written my favorite Dark Swan fic EVER and some of my favorite fics ever in general.

Please, badger me whenever you want.

But it should be soon! Probably this week depending on how my coursework
goes . Liz is reading the first half of part 2 right now actually (GAH, nervous).

It’s pretty much consumed me completely, so I’ve been poking at it and thinking about it nonstop.

I love you for sending me this. Thank you.

He's not the guy that you should be stressing over.

Forget about him. You’re here losing sleep over a guy who’s probably sleeping just fine with another girl on his mind. You’re staring at your phone waiting for a text from a guy who’s probably having deep conversations with another girl. You’re posting subliminal statuses about a guy who’s probably too busy paying attention to another girl’s page to read them. You’re crying over a dude who’s probably making another girl smile right now. If you’re not the girl he gives his all to, then he’s not the guy you should be stressing over

18 Questions About Music

I was tagged by @ziynetuleb (follow her she’s the loveliest mess i know)

1. Which bands/artist do you own the most albums by? I don’t really have any! but @simonjpg has like a little stack of CDs in our kitchen by the tea and like half of it it probably Muse aw

2. What was the last song you listened to? she’s a rainbow by lola marsh

3. What’s in your CD/Record player right now? Eva was just playing me converting vegetarians 2 by infected mushroom and I’m gonna copy it so that counts maybe

4. What was the last show you attended? placebo with Minor Victories supporting, and then me and Gabby stayed out high by the beach all night. like a badly written indie film ((good))

5. What was the greatest show you’ve been to? i couldn’t pick an actual favourite show, but consistently greatest like, sound, stage, energy, crowds is Muse

6. What was the worst show you’ve ever been to? sorry if you like them but the 1975 are objectively awful live performers

7. What is the most musically involved you have ever been? i used to play some instruments but honestly? i just…… like…. to sit…. and listen…. so much

8. What show are you looking forward to? iron maiden in May, i’m gonna fucking scream man it’s been 7 years

9. What is your favorite band shirt? one of ziggy stardust climbing through a forest of giant mushrooms but it doesnt fit anymore….. what do i do

10. What musician would you like to hang out with for a day? i’m too anxious for this but at least if i was hanging with josh dun he could be like “dude. same. lets go home”

11. Who is one musician or group you wish would make a comeback? if we all hold hands and wish real hard at the same time then maybe it’s not too late for a bowie comeback

12. Who is one band/ artist you’ve never seen live but always wanted to? white lies, rammstein, sigur ros, elbow, die antwoord

13. Flawless albums? oh… fuck… i’ll pick three…. get to heaven by everything everything, metanoia by IAMX, this is all yours by alt-j

14. How many concerts have you been to, total? i’d be guessing but like… a really good nice number

15. Who have you seen the most live? guess who its fucking muse

16. What is your favorite movie soundtrack? could be kill bill, or guardians of the galaxy, or moulin rouge, or tron legacy, or,,, or,

17. What was your last musical ‘phase’ before you wisened up? i’ll never wise up u fuck fools

18. What is your ‘guilty pleasure’ that you hate to admit liking? i actually can’t think! good news: one day you will stop caring

tagging @thepeencuisine and @eradikeats and @the-metal-kettle and @nuclearbeef, who all have much cooler tastes in music than me. also @edyluewho and @dunset and @outerspacejosh purely because i’m curious what else u guys are into!!

anonymous asked:

Well, hello hello, lovely people! <3 Do you happen to have any recs about books/movies focused in sibling love (in a platonic way)? Most of my ships seem to come from siblings who just have a relationship so strong that I have to ship it romantically too. Kids series have loads of these, but I can't find any movies or books (apart from the Skeleton Twins, I guess).

Hi, Anon!

For books, you should peruse my book recs tag. That’s where the platonic ones go, if I remember to tag right, which isn’t necessarily always the case, sadly. 

I’m reading A Series of Unfortunate Events right now which is probably perfect for what you’re looking for, though it might already be on your radar thanks to the Netflix series. (The 2004 movie should definitely be on your list.)

I’m sorry, I’m not much help with books. I really only keep good track of the canon ones. 

As for movies, here are my best recommendations based on what you’ve said and what I think you are looking for:

  • Ender’s Game (also a book series)
  • Under the Mountain
  • The Family Fang (based on a book)
  • Gone Girl (based on a book)
  • Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
  • Hocus Pocus
  • I would totally recommend any version of Pietro and Wanda from Marvel - they’re onscreen mainly in Age of Ultron but with such a large ensemble cast they unfortunately make up only a small part of the film
  • One & Two
  • Doom and Vertical Limit feature two of my favorite non-canon sibling ships but both relationships start out on rocky ground and then there’s reconciliation; also they’re not the main thing that the movie is about. 
  • Children of Dune (based on a book series)
  • High School Musical Movie Series - Ryan and Sharpay fall out sometimes but they’re also sooo close

So I basically just looked for movies that involved siblings who had a strong relationship, who had lots of scenes together and the movie actually paid attention to their relationship, and who had a platonic/non-canon relationship. 

Everyone else, please feel free to chime in with recs!