You can change pronouns or names to match the muses involved. Some slight NSFW due to the nature of the movie. Enjoy!
“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies?”
“Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.”
“Why does that matter - I’m adopted!”
“What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time!”
“Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.”
“Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat.”
“What do you think I have down there? A gnome?”
“But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody’s goddamn business.”
“This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.”
“There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.”
“I was just wondering if there’s a minister around?”
“Don’t you think it’s a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?”
“I don’t know what your generation’s fascination is with documenting your every thought… but I can assure you, they’re not all diamonds.”
“Screw all these people, _!”
“Haven’t you heard? I already did.”
“I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.”
“The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted.”
“No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don’t want to know anything from you.”
“_! There’s a young man here to see you!”
“He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!”
“Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!”
“Where are you from originally?”
“The family member of the week gets to pick the movie.”
“Hey _! You left your glass slipper at the party the other night.”
“Please tell me the rumors are true!”
“I worry about the way information circulates at this school.”
“A is for Awesome.”
“Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.”
“A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.”
“I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.”
“You’d think, but Principal _ is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist.”
“Blech! Worst song ever!”
“I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a _, it couldn’t find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building.”
“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”
“After we watch “The Bucket List,” remember to cross “watch ‘The Bucket List’” off our bucket list.”
“So what’s with your new look? It’s very whore couture.”
“Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by “magic” I mean “nothing."”
“People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I’d be the dirtiest skank they’ve ever seen.”
“Not now I don’t, shit-dick.”
“We are not dating, _”
“Can I get you a beer?”
“I’m drunk. What’s up, bitches?”
“All I could think was, "Great, now I’m a tramp! I’ll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face."”
“I started piling on lie after lie. It was like setting up Jenga.”
“I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor.”
“Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.”
“I was just wondering what your church’s stance on lying and adultery was?”
“I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.”
“What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.”
“Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?”
“I don’t know. I haven’t overanalyzed it, like you’re about to.”
“You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It’s not really a term of endearment.”
“I want every detail now, shit-face.”
“You’re not really heading in the right direction.”
“Not now, Quiznos.”
“But a lot of people hate me now. I kind of hate me, too.”
“The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn’t help thinking I could have come up with better signs.”
“Although, you gotta love the Quizno’s guy: it’s the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism.”
“Can you not see that I’m a mess?”
“You’re wonderful. And you’ll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor.”
“You don’t understand how hard it is, all right? Hmm? I’m tormented everyday at school. It’s like I’m being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today and it sucks…”
“Do you think that maybe you’re reading a little too much into this assignment?”
“We’ve had nine classes together since kindergarten… ten if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn’t because you called it science fiction and refused to go.”
“The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude. Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast.”
“Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn’t happen!”
“So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. And that’s why I decided to do this webcast.”
“Not with a fizzle, but with a bang.”
“The rumors are true. I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist.”
“I didn’t know *what* they were so upset about; I put an "A” on my wardrobe just like they asked. Maybe it was because I was wearing clothes that were two sizes too small.”
Pairing: Madison Joseph x reader (friends), Josh Dun x reader (friends, lovers?), Tyler Joseph x reader (friends), Jenna Joseph x reader (friends), other Joseph and Dun family members
Plot: You take a leap year abroad, where you meet Madison Joseph. You become best friends and move in with her family. You meet her brother Tyler and his best friend Josh, who you have a crush on. Will Josh and you become more than friends?
This chapter: You finally get some alone time with Josh. Will something good happen?
A/n: Happy new year everyone! I’ve been sick the past few days, so it took a bit longer to get this one up. I hope you enjoy it!
“Her brother?” You asked, confused. “Yes, don’t tell
me they didn’t even tell you!? Ashley is Josh’s sister. Who do you think she
was?” Jenna looked at you with a knowing smirk on her face. “I honestly didn’t
give it much thought. I assumed they were old friends or something.” You lied. “Sure.
I’m not saying you even want to know, but I’m just putting it out there; as far
as Tyler and I know, Josh is still very much single. Anyway, I think it’s about
time to get to bed. Sleep tight and see you tomorrow.” Jenna hugged you and
went upstairs. You entered the guest bedroom, quickly undressing and jumping in
bed, accidentally waking up Madison. “What are you smiling about? Are you
drunk?” You heard her sleepy voice. “I’m not smiling that much. Nothings up. Go
back to sleep.” You answered her, trying not to smile so widely. Lying in bed,
you attempted to sleep, but once again were preoccupied with thoughts about
Josh. Just because he is single, does not
mean you stand a chance you tried to convince yourself.
You sat down in the kitchen, thinking about your plan
for the day. You had breakfast with Jenna and Madison and when Tyler got home
Madison and you went home. Some of Madison’s friends, who you met at the state
fair, invited you both to a Cleveland Brown’s game. But since you didn’t really
enjoy football and you had a bit of a hangover from the night before, you
decided to stay at home. After assuring Madison you were alright staying home
alone, she got ready and left, leaving early to drive to Cleveland with the
group. I should probably assemble my
So, I don’t really have a title for this story. It’s kinda one of those imagine your otp things. But this is the prompt
Imagine your otp:
Person A: How do I look?
Person B: I would rather see you in this *holds up empty hangar*
Person A: There’s nothing there..WAIT YOU SMOOTH LITTLE CRAP
Anyways, on with the story! And thank you for reading!
Imagine Your Otp
Word Count: 485 (really fucking short omg what)
***THIS STORY IS UNEDITED PLS NO JUDGEMENT THANK YOU***
Jack was getting ready for his cousin’s birthday. He, of course, had NO IDEA what to fucking wear. What does “casual formal” mean anyways? Jack was muttering to himself as he threw clothes onto the bed that might fit the attire. Mark walked into the room and sat down in the chair, watching Jack with an amused look on his face. Jack muttered to himself and turned to Mark.
“Can you help me?” He said, whining and crossing his arms over his chest. Mark laughed and stood up, wrapping his arms around Jack.
“I’m sure that whatever you wear will be perfect.” Mark said and he felt Jack relax a little in his arms. A smile creeped onto Mark’s face and he started tickling Jack, hearing the Irishman laugh loud, and fight against Mark’s strong arms. Mark was laughing just as hard as Jack, and finally he let go of Jack because he was laughing too hard.
“You suck, Mark.” Jack said, pouting and crossing his arms. Mark laughed, giving Jack a quick kiss on the cheek, and returning to his spot on the chair.
“You know, you’re going to this too. You should probably get dressed.” Jack said to Mark, continuing to rifle through his wardrobe. He heard Mark get up behind him, and heard his light footsteps walk down the hall. Jack sighed, sitting down on the floor in frustration.
For a long time, Jack kept getting dressed and changing his outfit. It took him about 30 minutes until he felt confident in what he was wearing. He walked over to Mark’s closed door and knocked. Mark opened the door, and smirked at Jack.
Mark was in a simple suit but he somehow made it look sexy as all hell. His tie was left loose around his neck, and he had his hair in that sexy mess. Jack looked him over and felt a blush run across his cheek.
“Mark, you look…wow.” Jack stuttered, finally meeting Mark’s dark brown eyes. He smiled and pulled Jack into his room. He pushed him against the wall and smirked again.
“Oh do I?” Mark said, his voice husky and Jack was having trouble getting air into his lungs. Mark leaned in, pressing his lips to Jack’s softly. Jack leaned in, deepening the kiss and pulling Mark closer.
They parted, breathing hard and Mark started smiling like an idiot.
“Well, how do I look then.” Jack said, twirling around and making Mark laugh. Mark walked over to his closet and pulled out an empty hanger.
“Hm, I’d much rather see you in this.” He said, holding up the hanger and confusing Jack.
“What the fuck does that mea-WAIT YOU SMOOTH LITTLE FUCK COME BACK HERE!” Jack yelled chasing Mark down the hall while he laughed manically.
Needless to say, they never did make it to the birthday party. But, Mark did start dressing up more often.
I’ve been thinking of ways to help you gals really figure out these work outfits and I came up with some GDCFW essentials! Pieces you should have in your wardrobe and how to get the most out of them. I’m going to show you how to make them work for a casual Friday, a business lunch, a regular day at the office, whatever! We’re going to figure it out ooook? CALM DOWN.
First up is going to be this NAVY BLAZER. Check back in to see why this piece is so important and all the things we can do with it! And yes I’ll be the one actually dressing up and showing you, so get used to this little adorable face.