you should get a wardrobe

I remember a few million years ago, an anon had asked me for Yugi in a suit

Easy A (2010 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "Whatever happened to chivalry?"
  • "Why does that matter - I'm adopted!"
  • "Relax! Jesus."
  • "Are you really that repulsed by lady parts?"
  • "Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason."
  • "I might even lose my virginity to him/her."
  • "What do you think I have down there? A gnome?"
  • "If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus."
  • "Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp."
  • "Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat."
  • "There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!"
  • "Is there a _______ here?"
  • "There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency."
  • "Who gives a rat's ass?"
  • "(S)He got a Coke Zero AGAIN."
  • "The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted."
  • "There's a young (wo)man here to see you."
  • "I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness."
  • "A gentleman caller, hurray!"
  • "If God wanted him/her to graduate, then God would have given him/her the right answers."
  • "I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman."
  • "A is for Awesome."
  • "Haven't you heard? I already did."
  • "The family member of the week gets to pick the movie."
  • "I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection."
  • "I have been... whoring around a lot."
  • "Yes, I am a big fat slut."
  • "I was just wondering if there's a minster around?"
  • "Are you accusing me of nepotism?"
  • "Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself/himself, let alone another person."
  • "Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys."
  • "Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him/her and shit?"
  • "No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper."
  • "You'd think, but _______ is a homophobe, which is why I called him/her a fascist."
  • "You know, the pill is not 100% effective."
  • "Not with a fizzle, but with a bang."
  • "Blech! Worst song ever!"
  • "Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your cat at everybody!"
  • "I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Thanks for asking."
  • "The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated."
  • "And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.""
  • "Not now I don't, shit-dick."
  • "Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen."
  • "I'm drunk. What's up, bitches?"
  • "I started piling on lie after lie."
  • "Well, that's because you're a virgin."
  • "After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list."
  • "A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes."
  • "Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?"
  • "Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story."
  • "This is my side, the right one."