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I wasn’t planning to do one of these, but 2016 can’t end fast enough and I think we all need some love at the moment so whatever. This year may not have been the best overall (understatement of the year, 2016 was a disaster), but I also made a bunch new friends who became very dear to me so I can’t say that everything that happened in 2016 was the Worst because I’m too happy to have found some of you.

Everyone on the following list is quite precious to me! Some are new (thank you for following me), some have been with me forever (thank you for staying with me), some allow me to get on their nerves a lot and actually talk to me (i love you, darlings! ♥), and I can’t believe that most of these guys are actually following me (seriously, you’re all way cooler than me), but no matter what, you all deserve the best!

Happy New Year! Let’s hope 2017 will be kinder.

Special Mentions: @taurielsilvan – My dear little sis. Life woulnd’t be the same without you. ❤ • @ladyalatariel – My wonderful & amazing Ylva. • @blaackpanthers – Olivia, darling. Making me jealous by showing me her dog all the time. • @lucifersmaze – Izzie aka the one that makes sure I get some sleep. • @jacontodd & @luciocorreiaa – My children Kesh & Prairie who never sleep. • @skyyequake, @karlurbans & @obiwanjedi – Always there to listen, always a pleasure to talk to. • @celebrlan & @eveenstar – Sam and Mr. Frodo and just overall precious cupcakes. • @spacvengrs & @ravenrcnan – The cutest.

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YOOOO!! hi everyone

It’s my first time doing a follow forever so please bear with me lol. Anyways, HELLO FRIENDS! This blog is fairly new compared to the OG VIXX blogs out here but I just want to THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU for following and supporting this blog❤️️❤️️. This blog has changed so much since its conception™ (aha my first PUN) and I want to thank you all for staying With Me™. 

I made this blog as a joke but the more I watched VIXX, the more I fell in love with these 6 amazing dorks. I tried to learn how to make gifs (and I’m still learning) as a way to capture their artistry (wow such big words, AC) and to show that VIXX really does put 110% in whatever they do. I know I’ve been slacking with my usual “funny” content (sorry) but I’ll try my best to make up for it.

A group is nothing without its fans, and VIXX has some of the best fans I have ever met. These people run some of the best blogs filled with amazing art, quality memes™, and blessed gifs™. I hope its okay if I tagged you guys and once again, Thank you for being born™!!

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Let me ruin the pair skate scene for you...

Because when I can’t deal with feels, I turn to shitty comedy. That comedy happens to be me (with assistance from fellow tumblr blogger Someonetheelusivefangirl, who you should all totally follow) captioning random frames of the pair skate scene… This is what I paid money to Crunchyroll for…

We begin our journey with the saddest dab in history


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1989 World Tour - Special Guests + B-stage videos

We all know most of the tour videos are deleted from YouTube. I saved a lot of HQ full videos during the tour. Sometimes people message me and ask for certain videos. I decided to create a new Youtube account and upload all the video (unlisted).

  • Special guests (98 videos) - including musical guests and guests during style.
  • B-stage (28 videos) - Acoustic performances including holy ground, All too well. red, Ronan and more.
  • Other videos (89 videos) - Close up videos and rare outfits such as Japan shows, Oalf outfits and 5H blue outfit.

What you should to do:

  • reblog to tell a friend;)
  • follow me on tumblr @taylorswifthongkong 
  • promise you won’t post the videos/playlist publicly on other social media sites. So that the videos won’t be taken down and everyone can continue to enjoy them.
  • send me a message through Tumblr. I will send you the links of the playlists!

Ah, summer, when I lay around doing doodles of my favorite pony and his inspired blogs. I’ve just been making a bunch of the little “paper ponies” like @faunaliciousblog, and I couldn’t resist doing some Tumblrpons. So on top is @ask-king-sombra, who belongs to @ask-wiggles, holding on to him is the fellow from @sombrashy, belonging to @evehlyart, and finally there is @asktyrantsombra.
I need paper ponies to make, so if you’d like one, ask me! (I don’t bite, or say no, mostly)
-Veves

1.5k followers

Oh damn. So like you guys are amazing and can I just say that I am so proud of you guys. Who would ever thought that I would get here. Anyways since 1.5k is like alot I’m gonna be tagging so of my “biggest fans” according to Tumblr because I seriously love all of you guys.

@taewin69 @9488ohkim @sayanora-hitori @imagineyourself @justthatrandomgirl11 @ovtvra @mashirokuma @ugly-lonely-doll @kingminhyung @secretlymadeoutofcups

Those are my biggest followers according to tumblr and I know there are a bunch more of you guys and I’ll try to add more sometimes soon. But thank you guys for all the love and support that you give me. Except for @kingminhyung because she’s a hoe. I’ve also decided to give you a list of all the people I follow and you should check the out too

My ‘tumblr crushes’ according to Tumblr

@17mounteens @fy-exo @nctinfo @nctreacting @unpopularkpop-opinions @exo–sexo @yonssi @iskpoptrash @fy-pjh

Other blogs I often visit alot

@chipsandwaffles @cremethorns @kpopmademyday @shinee-texts @texting-nct @ncttexts @textnct @kimichiis @koreankollection @remembeo @nctdaydreamer @cutiephon-texts @kingminhyung @got7-texts @imaginethesedorks @imagine-nct @chantenyongs @1kyuhyun @incorrect-nct-quotes @stormae @chokemewinwin @choco-seventeen @leaolivia @neoculturetexts @markleetrashh @squaresreact @monbebeswish @seokvie @nctscenariosxo @officialsmtown @suhsexual @monsta-texts @nctuscenarios @modernfrappe @moonbinny @squaresreact @tenlion @johnnyseo-ismylife @debuthansol @sebooty-lyfe @nct-the-type @yutoaf 


More people that I follow and love

@noweimywei @shesdreamingshesdreaming @fake-nctexts @caliboyjaeffrey @ikimchi94 @bumvie @yoosunny @luminescenct @smuttykpxp @ncttext @puppysmj @onlyhansol @scarletheartryeoscenarios @incorrectshineequotes @beautifully-hwarang @kdramatix @textsf9 @unofficial-kevin-wooo @dongwookoppa @dumbbelle @got7fakesubs @hwarangs-say-what @kdramacamper @maublogskdramas @jaesgirlfriend @incorrectday6 @knowingbroswithoutcontext @wasabi-duck @accurate-seventeen @kpopmemes77 @adorejoyri-jpg @ulzzangangels @dank-svt-memes @ssinsh @taeyongs-laugh @jaehyungparkiantrashcan @idol-scenarios @bangtan-spells @incorrect7teen @incorrectpentagonquotes @u-kiss-scenarios @ulzzcon @myetie @incorrectwinnerquotes @svtnctimagines @ijustyehethatlotto @shookpop @brianskangs @tabeakat @iconsulzzang @mysticmessengersmistake @wonfeels @bapnet @littlechangkyun @parqsungjin @incorrectexoquotes @k-pop-reactions @cloud17dreams @gyroxdrop @incorrectbapquotes @our-kpopreact @iamsf9strash @bubhwiyoung @textinggot7 @nctmaginesmut @chittxphcn @fy-kard @srxxbyx @voice-to-new-world @deisigseu @victon @kardgifs @officialday6 @crossgene-s @babykookson @jaehyungyas @astro-imagines @ftday6 @sungjinthebuilder @fy-briankang @yoonohsoatmealslut @kkollection @manyjamsmuchfun @incorrectgot7quotes @incorrectmonstaxquotes @fymonsta-x @trinitymhawk @whoopnct @s-tarlit @amberlpreston @southkfashion @-chiish @stylelogs @lolbtsaus @minful @smfreedjohnny @fy-johnny @write-this-way-please @vixx17andbtsimagines @official-got7mark @kpopscenariosandtrash @kpopangst @nvm-astro @official-zhangyixing @therealdaddyshownu @official-tenchittaphon @official-fantagio @hallyuscenarios @mingyoozi @fluffygotseven @sexinthelounge @real-kpop-imagines @officialjypnation @thesammtimes @soul-scenarios @kpopkryptoniteimagines @thebesthallyuscenarios @sexonextdoor @chaekaykay @reactions-for-you @basketcase789 @kpoponthemind @exobtsimagination @exoticdaydreams @exowolf-reactions

So I heard someone out there wanted a Tea?

Mamoru on Tumblr
  • MC: "You should start a Tumblr, Mamoru! Then we can follow each other!"
  • Mamoru: "Ah, what a pain. Sounds like too much work."
  • MC: "Really? You don't even have to post regularly. Literally all you have to do is make an account and press the follow botton."
  • Mamoru: "Geez, woman! Stop naggin' me and I'll make a darn Tumblin' account."
  • MC: "It's Tumblr."
  • Mamoru: "That's what I said."
  • (Several days later...)
  • Baba: *laughing* "This is great!"
  • Ota: "If I'd known you were this funny, I would've followed you ages ago!"
  • Hishikura: "You appear to have a talent for social media."
  • Hikaru: "Oh my goodness, look how dumb MC looks in this picture!" *laughs hysterically*
  • Luke: "Her bone structure is exquisite."
  • MC: *bursts into the room* "Mamoru!"
  • Mamoru: "Huh?"
  • MC: "Stop posting embarrassing pictures of me on Tumblr!"
  • Luke: "I think they're sexy."
  • MC: *shivers*
  • Baba: "Lu's creepy opinion aside, they're cute, MC. You have nothing to worry about."
  • MC: *blushes* "Really?"
  • Mamoru: "That's it! I'm deleting this stupid thing!"
  • Soryu: *giggles*
  • Mamoru: *angrily tapping his phone* "!? Why isn't the delete button workin'!?"
  • Hikaru & Soryu: *high five*
  • Soryu: "You are a talented hacker."
  • Hikaru: "Oh please. The credit goes to you; it was your brilliant idea."
  • Baba: "I sense a bromance brewing..."
  • Ota: "OMG! Look what they did to Kishi's account!" *shows Baba the phone while laughing hysterically*
  • Baba: *rolling on the floor laughing*
  • Mamoru: *looks at his phone* "!!!! Where did you get those pictures of me!?!?!?"
  • MC: "Awww, look! That's when you hit your head on the stairs and your personality changed."
  • Eisuke: "There's a video. What luck."
  • Mamoru: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
  • Hishikura: "You are the police."
  • Mamoru: "Shhhhh."
Jerrod's Editing Horror Stories

So I just sent this to @piratebay-premium and then decided to share it with the discord room I’m in and this asshole I know, so I decided that you, my loyal Tumblr followers, should suffer as well.

So as some of you may know, I’m an editor for a publishing company. So this was around the time the fucking Fifty Shades of Grey movie came out.

My awful, awful story.

So this one girl and her mother come in. She looks like she’s in the middle of a transition to tumblr scene girl. Boys clothes. Mother looks like your typical fat suburban mom who rushed her kids to soccer practice and will try to kick your ass if you don’t like her cooking. Kid could not have been older than 17.

Put on the whole fake smile and the obviously fake overly-excited voice. “Hi! How are you two doing today?!”

Mother: “Hi, I’m Chelsea and this is my daughter.”
Daughter just smiles. I forget her name. They sit down and the mother starts telling me about how much of a wonderful writer her “star child” is. How she won several competitions at her school for creative writing and is in her creative writing class. Didn’t even ask me for my name. That’s how I first knew this was going to be fun.

The kid looks relatively embarrassed. She even asked if she could move on. She hands me the novel. “Enigmatic Necessities” I believe it was called. I could tell that this was going to be another bullshit romance thing. What surprised me was that the mother didn’t seem slightly concerned with the slightly-pornographic title.

I read the first page and it actually was not that bad.

The thing that was odd was that she wrote it in a guy’s perspective.

So I read it and I ask if I can keep it to read the rest. They were both ecstatic to hear this. I’m a fairly quick reader so when I ask to keep something, it usually means I’m taking an extra hour or two to actually read through something.

So it starts off alright. Usual bullshit character introductions. The protagonist, who we will call Tom, is a nerdy freshman in college who, because of his nerdiness, ended up never actually having sex. As soon as I read “I was still a virgin…” I knew what this was fucking about.

“Oh dear god, no. Please don’t tell me this teenage girl just presented me a fucking smut book with her mother happily cheering her on. God, don’t do this to me.”

Start progressing, find out that Tom here has recently fallen for some chick that we’ll call “Samantha.” The reason why Tom fell for Samantha was because he say her just straight up step on her abusive ex boyfriend and then punch him in the throat. That really turned him on. Literally.

“I felt a tingling sensation down there as it began to harden” we’re the exact words used.

So he starts having the courage to ask her on a date. Turns out that Samantha has a history of abusive ex boyfriends who were all assholes. Tom always talks about “it” getting hard EVERY FUCKING TIME HE SAYS HE SEES SAMANTHA CRY

THIS DUDE IS STARTING TO FIND OUT THAT HE GETS OFF TO CRYING CHICKS.

One day, Tom wakes up and “it” is as hard as it can be. He straight up says “I would masturbate, but it doesn’t do anything for me even more.”

So then he thinks “I get hard every time I see Samantha cry. What if I just look up video of girls cry? And so he fucking does. This 16-year-old girl straight up wrote a masturbation scene in this novel.

I’m not even joking. She straight up wrote him saying “Ugh! It feels so good! I haven’t felt this since the first time I did it when I was 10!”

He says it takes him like twenty minutes. Then…

“And then I felt it. White hot gooeyness slithers out of my penis and all over my desk and floor. I know it’s not scientifically possible, but it felt like it was two weeks worth of semen that finally exited me. I uncontrollably twitched and moaned as loud as possible.”

I took off my glasses and put my head down. The mother asked if something was wrong. I just looked at her and said “I get headaches every now and then. One just got to me right now. I think I’m almost done.”

I continue onward.

So Samantha and Tom REALLY start to like each other while Tom starts having the desire to have sex with Samantha. The condition is that he wants her to cry. After a lot of bullshit pages that I began to skimp through about them going to the movies or kissing, premature ejaculation, and other bullshit, we get to the true shit of this fucking novel.

The first time Tom and Samantha have sex.

Tom straight up tells her “I can only get off if I hear you cry.” Samantha fucking smiles and says she knows what to do. Turns out, Samantha has a fucking BDSM sex room in her fucking dorm room.

Tom is fucking in shock.

She undressed him and immediately, he fucking comes on her after she is done taking off his pants.

SHE STRAIGHT UP SMILES AND LICKS IT THEN LICKS HIM AND WHAT IS CONFUSING IS THAT THE AUTHOR SAID THAT IT GOT ON HER HAIR AND SHE APPARENTLY LICKS IT FROM THE TOP HER SCALPE

So she introduces him to the wonderful world of botched BDSM.

Are you ready for this next part?

Spiked testicle clamps.

“Trust me, darling, they will make you cum faster and harder!” says Samantha.

Instead of feeling intense pain, Tom feels INTENSE pleasure and he CUMS AGAIN.

“I felt the cum get forced out from my right testicle and immediately zipped all the way out of my dick and all over the floor.”

My mouth dropped.

Samantha places the next one on his remaining testicle and instead of cumming again, he says that he almost feels it come out but it doesn’t.

So now spiked clamps are on both of his testicles, and the next thing I know, he has his dick inside her, trusting in and out rapidly. These clamps are just straight up tearing up his ballsack but he’s too into having sex.

“Her inside felt warm, clean, and unused. It was then I realized that she was also a virgin. I heard a pop upon my next thrust and knew that I was the one who took her virginity and she took mine as well.”

Me inside my head: “I want to fucking die. God no. Please stop.”

So he straight up says it’s been like an hour and their still fucking each other and then it ends with him saying “I felt it… Closer… Closer! Closer! Ergghmm ugh! Ahh…” was what she actually fucking wrote.

I just glare at the kid. She knew EXACTLY what I just read.

I could feel her heart just sink to the bottom of her body with my facial expression.

I close the packet and tell her that I cannot, in good faith, publish this.

“Well, why is that?” the mother asks. The kid’s face tenses up.
“I really think you should review your child’s writing before presenting it to a publisher.”

I hand the rejected novel to her mother and tell her to have a nice day.

I didn’t even finish reading it. That was like halfway through the book too.

And that is the story of how I have lost even more innocence that I did not know I still had.

I hope you all enjoyed my suffering.