you should all send him stuff

shibolet3  asked:

Wait what con artist from 2014

I’d like to title this story “Swing And A Miss

Okay, so my high school had this program where seniors could leave school like a month and a half early and opt out of exams if they took on internships around the neighborhood, but not everyone wanted to/was eligible to do it. Back in like 2013, they had like 15 bored seniors stuck in the school, so the administration brought in this Professional Life Coach, left him in alone in a room with them for two hours to talk to them about like, self-esteem or some shit. All the kids were pulled out of their classes for this*, and later told the administration that they loved him, they really enjoyed the talk.

So, about a year later, we have a new principal. He’s supposed to set up an assembly for all the 11th and 12th graders, but he doesn’t know what to do. One of his coworkers mentions that there was a life coach that was a huge hit with the kids that didn’t do community study last year, so maybe he’d also be great for a larger audience. The principal basically thinks “okay, what the hell” and calls up and hires Jason C. Jean to come talk to the kids.

Now, it’s like, 10:30, maybe 11:00 in the morning, and two entire grades are getting shepherded to the main gymnasium, and no one wants to God damn be there. We ain’t got time for self esteem talks. We want to sleep. And this guy, watching us all drag our feet in and collapse into the bleachers was just like…offensively peppy. There’s a couple faculty members sitting behind him, the woman who suggested he be hired for this, the vice principals for the grades- but the principal himself kept getting calls so he was in and out the whole time.

Now, Mr. Jean was like…the chill “Just call me by my first name dude” history professor at college times 30. He was trying so fucking hard. I’m referring to him as ‘Mr. Jean’ in this story just to be disrespectful. So anyway, we all get in there, and he tells us right off the bat “You guys are totally allowed to be on your phones and laptops during this! I get it! It’s no problem, like really, I insist!” so while the faculty members are exchanging smiles that read ‘how do we kill that while respecting him’, all the kids are immediately pulling out their electronics and he’s starts his speech.

Now, again, I really wanna reiterate that he told us we could be on our phones- because when the news articles started coming out about this, I remember all these angry, annoying comments from old people like “Why the hell were the students on their phones in the first place! So disrespectful! These damn millennials and their social media!” like, they were completely ignoring the entire story and just focusing in on kids using the internet, and it Really Super Pissed Me Off, so. Again, we had permission for this (which also ended up being Mr. Jean’s fatal mistake).

So, he starts off this speech fairly normally, like ‘hi, I’m Jason, I’m a professional life coach and I wanna teach you kids about how to be The Best You!’ and like people were tuning him out and listening to varying degrees. Some kids (like myself) were kinda dozing off, and everyone was on twitter or facebook.

His approach to a self esteem speech seemed to be ‘let me tell you my entire life story for hours’ and like, at first I was like “I’m not really hearing this, I’m half dreaming right now” but the more I started making myself pay attention the more…bizarre and rambling his story got.

So like, for instance, he told us he drank a lot in high school. Like, a lot. But he didn’t use that as a ‘don’t drink or party too hard’ lesson, instead he was like “I was fourteen so I always called my parents to pick me up, and they weren’t mad because they knew it meant I could trust them. So remember, always tell your parents when you’re drinking!” and then it kinda got to a point where it sounded like he was encouraging partying and drinking and the like to the group of underage kids.

And then, he told us how he used to play baseball all the time when he was a kid, and at 16 reached a crossroads in his life where the Phillies wanted to draft him or he could go play football for Penn State. And he said he went with Penn State but later lost the scholarship for some reason and we’re like…really.

There was absolutely nothing coherent about anything he was saying- nothing that tied anything together, made a point, seemed like it had anything to do with an assembly on self esteem. He told us at one point he was making upwards of 7 million a year. He told us one time before college he was homeless. He told us he used to own a construction company and built his own branch of nightclubs himself, that he and his friend then ran. He told us he fought a shark and came out with no scars. He told us that he had less money now, because after surviving a work related accident- direct quote- “I fell almost 30 feet and I broke in half” - he decided to leave that industry and spend more time with his family.

So, yeah, I was pretty positive this was bullshit, but there were clearly kids in the room that were falling for it. But then he said something like…he and his friend got bored one day and started jarring up their own pasta sauce, and made a deal with wegmans or some store like that to start selling it, and now he has a pasta sauce empire. Like he spent 15 fucking minutes on this. The way he kept saying ‘pasta sauce’ was so annoying I was about to claw my ears out. But anyway, two girls in my grade wanted to find out what brand he was talking about, so they googled his name.

And then quietly gasped.

And then furiously started typing into their phones.

And remember- everyone, even though they were paying attention- was on twitter and facebook. All the sudden I see heads flying up and wide eyes and people whispering to each other. Mr. Jean doesn’t seem to notice the change and keeps rambling on, but I know something happened so I google him too and-

Okay so basically he’s 1) been arrested, 2) filed for bankruptcy like three times and 3) has been hailed as a ‘Swinger Guru’ by playboy.

EVERYONES SILENTLY FLIPPING OUT.

So by now, this is a fucking game- he still doesn’t notice anything wrong amongst the kids, so we’re all silently texting each other to fill each other in. Pulling up receipts. But still playing the part of politely intrigued audience members. The school faculty have no fucking idea what’s going on, until one of the students texts her mom, who happens to be the woman that convinced the principal to hire this guy. We see her check her phone, go wide-eyed, and she runs out of the fucking room presumably to either find the principal or hide in terror.

So Mr. Jean had been talking to random people intermittently throughout this speech, but we reach the ‘questions’ part of it. Everyone seems to silently agree that instead of just asking him anything outright, we should just see how good of a liar he was. So they’d be asking him stuff like ‘how much money did you make with ____ company’ and he’d give a ridiculously high number as people were sending each other reports of him filing for bankruptcy during that time. Or they asked him about his construction business which he said was great, and while he was talking about how great it was we were all reading his arrest report, from when a woman hired him to build her house, and he took her money and then like…just didn’t build anything. Wild. Someone asked him about his family and he’s extolling Christian virtues while we’re all on the website for his annual Swing Fest. People would ask him how he got certain jobs and he was making promises to hook kids up in interviews and shit. Everyone was loosing their God damn minds online and just barely holding it together in person. This man was so beyond full of shit- like, he was a God awful life coach but his dedication to lying was inspirational.

We eventually get to leave and everyone is yelling and cracking up and freaking out, all running to our classes to tell the teachers and the underclassmen everything, and the teachers are freaking out, alternating between horrified confusion and laughing hysterically. Before the school day even ended, someone had called a bunch of news stations. The principal was freaking out and denying he had anything to do with it, before calling some students to his office to see what exactly the kids had searched up on the guy…Because apparently teenagers can perform better background checks than school officials. It was all anyone could talk about for weeks.

A couple months after this, for my theater class’ showcase, I wrote and directed a skit called ‘Mason B. Mean’. It was a huge hit. The principal was in the audience. I’ve never seen a grown man look so dead inside. I made sure I was out of the room before he came up to congratulate the cast and everything. The next day, my theater teacher told me his only comment about the skit was a quiet, long-suffering “Why.” 😂😂

Annnnnnnnd that’s the time a Swinger Entrepreneur rambled on about pasta sauce and money in front of teenagers who knew how to use google for almost two hours.  

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/Montco_principal_apologizes_for_having_swinger_entrepreneur_speak_to_kids.html

SKAM S04E04 Clip 1 - Heartbreak

VILDE: No!

MAGNUS: There was something in it! Stop showing me your teeth. Stop showing me your teeth!

VILDE: Do you love me?

MAGNUS: You don’t think I love you? Don’t you think I love you, Vilde? Hey!

VILDE: You have a lion’s dick.

MAGNUS: I do! I love you so much we’ll be together for the rest of our lives.

VILDE: If you like it then you should’ve put a ring on it.

MAGNUS: Come on.

NOORA: You’re quiet today.

SANA: I’m a bit tired.

MAGNUS: Wanna leave?

VILDE: We’re going to Magnus’ place to fuck.

NOORA: Okay.

VILDE: Bye!

NOORA: It was nice to have a cup of coffee.

MAGNUS: Jump on my back!

NOORA: Aren’t couples in love so gross?

SANA: Yes. When are you going to tell me what happened with William?

NOORA: Now, I guess. I couldn’t testify against Nico.

SANA: Did the case go to trial?

NOORA: Yeah, in August. I flew out to Oslo, got ready and got on the tram. Then I got off the tram again, walked for 10 metres and took the tram back. And when I got back to London, William asked how it went and then I lied and said everything went well.

SANA: You should’ve told us. We would’ve went with you.

NOORA: Anyways.. The dismissal came in the mail. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone so disappointed.

SANA: But he must’ve understood that it was hard for you.

NOORA: Yeah, he understood. He said he understood and that it was fine, but I just saw he was so hurt. It was like all the stuff with Nico came back. After that he started working all the time and we almost didn’t talk to each other anymore. So I felt like he didn’t love me anymore. When he was at work one day, I just left.

SANA: Huh? Without saying anything? But you’ve talked since?

NOORA: I’ve tried writing him a mail like a hundred times, but every time I try to send it I just think that it’s better if we’re apart. It’s just become so complicated between us, so maybe we’re better off with someone else. Oh my God, if I’m going to think about him being with someone else, then I’ll just break. You’re so lucky because you don’t have to think about all that stuff. Heartbreak and stuff. Maybe I should just convert to Islam. Don’t you think Allah would like me?

SANA: I think he would dig you.

NOORA: Then I could’ve just married someone. I could’ve married that cute friend of your brother’s. That Yousef guy.

NO TOUCHING


(requested by anon)

Kai Parker x Reader
word count :
2 889
warning : smut
summary : Kai get’s injured and get’s horny so Reader has to ‘take care’ of him.
*not my gif
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2.35AM

Y/N woke up from a knock on her front door. She had fallen asleep on the couch in the living room reading a book. At first the knocks came from a distance , slowly waking her from her dream. Quickly she got up , rubbing her eyes on the way to the door. Suddenly she felt wide awake seeing her boyfriend , Kai Parker , standing there covered in blood.
“Hello sweetheart.” he said managing a weak smile , his breath getting caught in his throat seeing Y/N was wearing only a tshirt barely covering her lower half.
“Kai ! What the hell happened to you?”
There was sweat on his forehead and his hand held onto his chest. He looked as if he might faint at any moment which got her really worried. Kai was a hybrid , a vampire and there were very few things that can cause him to look like this - a werewolf bite or a piece of wood stuck inside his body.
“Oh nothing. Picked up a fight with the wrong guy. He shot at me with wooden bullets …” he said , swinging his hand across her shoulders. Y/N helped him onto the couch and quickly went to lock the front door. “The usual stuff. You should see what I did to him …“
She sat on the edge on the couch next to him. Kai turned towards her , his eyes drifting to her neck. He was hungry but there were more important things to do first like taking that last bullet about to puncture his heart out of him.
Y/N placed her hand on his chest trying to figure out of there was a wooden bullet there. “Did you get all the bullets out ?” she asked ripping his shirt open , sending buttons flying everywhere.
Kai coming over in the middle of the night after a fight with someone was far from unusual , and he didn’t seem to figure out how dangerous all of this was. Not only for the people who dared to pick a fight with a vampire / witch hybrid but also for him.
“You are not completely indestructable you know.” she muttered digging her fingers into the open wound searching for the bullet he obviously hadn’t gotten out.
Kai winced in pain , closing his eyes for a moment. Y/N was leaning in closer to him , trying to see where the litte sucker had gone and Kai got a good look at her open cleavage. The way she had ripped his shirt open a few moments ago only adding more gasoline to the fire he felt burning inside him. Her eyes met his for a moment and he felt his breath get caught in his throat again.
“Y/N .. care-ful.” he struggled to speak. “It’s getting clo-ser to my h-heart.”
“I am trying. Or do you think I want you to die.” she said , feeling her fingers wrap around the piece of wood. A moment later she pulled it out with a victorious look on her face. “Next time , try not to pick a fight with a guy who has wooden bullets in his gun.”
“Noted. Could I … I mean … ”
Y/N pushed her shirt down her shoulders motioning for him to feed. Purple / black veins flickered under his eyes as he sank his fangs into her coroted artery , her warm blood slightly dripping down her body. Kai pulled away in less than a minute , her thumbs wiping away blood from his chin. She got up , her shirt slightly pushed up her ass and he felt himself getting harder just looking at her. He knew she wasn’t doing any of this on purpose but it was still driving him as crazy as if it was. And was it just his imagination or she really wasn’t wearing a bra ?
Y/N headed to the kitchen , coming back with a towel and a bowl filled with warm water.
“Thank you.. for taking the bullet out.” he said , not taking his eyes off her as she dipped the towel , twisting it dry and started wiping away blood from his face. “I don’t know what I’d do without you in my life Y/N.”
She looked up at him , giving him a small smile. “Learn not to pick up fights ?” she teased. “Now stay still. As hot as you look covered in blood , I miss your pretty face.”
Kai smiled to himself , feeling her fingertips lightly brush against his forehead and cheeks as she cleaned up the blood from his face. Dipping the towel into the bowl washing it up and draining it before repeating again and again. Y/N pushed his jacket off his shoulders , folding it into a ball to be tossed in the laundry later and swung her leg over his lap for better access.
“You think I look hot covered in blood?” he teased.
“No.” she smiled shyly. “You look hot in general , covered in blood you look hotter.”
It was true. Probably if she told someone else this , they’d thing she had lost it but not Kai. With him she could be 100% honest about everything. She dipped the towel into the bloody water again starting to clean the blood off his neck , pushing his shirt off his shoulders. Kai suppressed a moan feeling her hips slightly move onto his crotch. Y/N started cleaning the blood off his chest , right where the bullets had been , when Kai grabbed her wrist.
“Y/N…” he said looking intensely into her eyes. He didn’t need to listen to her heart beat to know what he was doing to her right now. Kai wanted her , right this second.
Y/N felt butterflies flap their wings in her stomach and her breath getting shallow noticing the change in Kai’s eyes. Her heart was racing as Kai’s finger trailed her jawline , brushing her cheek with the palm of his hand before pulling her in for a passionate kiss. Y/N’s hips swayed onto his crotch as he pulled her towards him.
“No.” she said getting up. “No , Malachai. We are not doing this…not now.”
Quickly she got the bowl and the towel taking them to the kitchen. She braced her hands against the kitchen counter , closing her eyes for a moment and taking a deep breath before returning to the livingroom only then noticing the bulge in his pants. Y/N’s eyes widened a little then she looked at the ground only then realising what had happened. She was wearing just her shirt … , no PJ bottoms no nothing. It was hard to tear her eyes off the bulge in his pants ,but somehow she managed and sat on the couch next to him trying hard not to let her gaze drift to the bulge which somehow seemed to get bigger , or maybe she was imagining it.
Kai glanced at her , noticing she was biting her lower lip and then followed her gaze.
This is your fault by the way.”
Y/N laughed nervously. “Sorry … not sorry.” she bit her lower lip , her hand sliding between her legs teasing her folds through her panties.
Kai gulped. What had happened before might not have been on purpose but this definitely was. Y/N ran her fingers through her hair as if she wasn’t doing anything naughty , parting her legs a little to give him a better view as her fingers pushed her panties to the side and slid inside her.
“You are not helping.” said Kai in raspy voice , lightly rubbing himself through his pants remembering her ‘no’ from a few minutes ago. “I … I’m gonna go.”
“Not a chance.” she said grabbing his hand leanining in towards him , her hand slid down his chest towards his crotch. His length was hard alright. Y/N pressed her lips onto his , kissing him deeply and tugging at his lower lip at the end of the kiss. She lowered herself down his body never taking her eyes off him.
“Y/N .. my balls feel like they weight 30 pounds.” he groaned , grinding his hips onto her hand. “If you plan on stopping at any point and leav-”
Y/N pressed her finger onto his lips shushing him. There was a devilish spark in her eyes which only turned him more. Kai was looking at her , closing his eyes for a moment feeling Y/N hands rubbing him through his pants. She kneeled on the couch , her ass propped up as her shirt slid down her back a little. Swiftly her fingers undid the button and pulled his zipper down pressing her mouth onto his thick shaft through his briefs , exhaling her hot breath onto his shaft.
“Y/N …please I need you ..”
Y/N pulled his pants down as much as she could and then swung a leg over his lap.
“How much?” she whispered , her lips almost touching his. Kai put his hands on her ass but she pushed them away. “No , no …”
“More than you can imagine.” he replied. “I want to grab you and have my way with you for the rest of the night.”
Her hips grinded against his and every time she moved.Kai tried to put his hands on her again , a low growl coming from deep inside his throat every time Y/N pushed him off her.
“Let me touch you.” he said leaning towards her , wanting to kiss her.
Y/N fought the urge to smile. Usually things were the other way around - she was the one begging for him but now she had her chance to get him to play by her rules.
You , mister , are in trouble.” her hips grinding on him a little faster. “Picking up fights , coming home covered in blood …" she spoke in low voice. “What ? Did you think I’d let you have your way with me ? No.“
Kai brushed his fingers through her hair pulling her face down towards his until their lips touched briefly before she pulled away.
“No kisses too ?” he growled in frustration as her finger traced his lower lip. He moved his head towards her , taking in her finger into his mouth. Y/N’s eyes fluttered closed for a second as she bit her lower lip , knowing fully well what might be going through Kai’s head right now. She pulled out her finger , brushing her nose against his while she continued straddling him.
“You are such a tease.” he whispered , his eyes drifting between her eyes and her lips.
She swayed her hips on his crotch a little faster , before pushing him onto the couch. Y/N dipped her head , leaving soft kisses on his neck then down his chest , her hands snaking around it while never taking her eyes off his.
“It’s a bit stuffy in here , isn’t it ?” she said innocently slowly lifitng her shirt up. Kai’s eyes widened and he tried to touch her but she slapped his hands away. “No touching , remember ?”
Instead her hands cupped her breasts , playing with them right in front of his eyes. She closed her eyes ,arching her back a little as a low moan escaped her lips. Kai licked his lower lip , fighting the urge to put his hands on hers and assist her. The more she said ‘no touching’ the more he wanted to do just that. Even more - he wanted to grab her and have his way with her this exact second , but something stopped him.
Y/N leaned in sucking on his earlobe before kissing his neck and slowly trailing her way down his chest leaving kisses on the way down never breaking eye contact for more than a blink. Her fingers tangled into the waistband of his briefs before pulling them down. Kai’s hard length flopped onto his stomach and Y/N leaned in licking a bold stripe from his balls to the tip. A moan tumbled from Kai’s lips and she suppressed a smile focusing on her hands massaging his balls.
Kai could’t take his eyes off her. Y/N ran her fingers through her hair , moving it to the left , the tip of her tongue drawing circles on the tip of his shaft , her hands stroking him slowly and feeling him twitch. She was dragging it out enjoying watching Kai close his eyes his mouth hanging open.
“Please Y/N..” he growled , his hands reaching for her head as she swiftly avoided them.
“Nah-uh pretty eyes.” she said in a low voice , blowing a light stream of air onto his shaft before taking it in her mouth. Slowly sucking on his tip as if its the tastiest lollipop to ever exist on the planet. Kai reached for her head again , his fingers digging into her hair as he pushed her mouth down on him , forcing her to take his shaft all the way in.
“Sweetheart , you seem to forget who’s the dominant one in our relationship.” he moaned out , feeling her hands massaging his balls. Kai bopped her head up and down his shaft over and over again , tears starting to fill her eyes from the lack of air before he let go off her. Y/N took a deep breath an idea forming in her head , something she knew he wouldn’t be able to resist.
“I’ll make you a deal..” she said , her lips pressing onto his balls. “If you can resist touching me in the next half hour … ” she said taking his balls into her mouth sucking on them and ejoying the sounds coming from Kai’s mouth. “You get to have me any way you want.. anywhere you want… for a whole week.”
“Damn it Y/N.”
Kai both loved and hated how she was manipulating him in that very moment , knowing fully well there is no way he’d say no to that. Y/N licked another bold stripe , pressing the flat of her tongue against it , feeling his hard length twitch. Her eye contact was driving him insane. She was doing dirty things yet her eyes looked so innocent it was driving him crazier and crazier. He gave her a devilish smirk and in the next moment Y/N moaned out louder , closing her eyes for a second.
“K-Kai … that’s c-cheating.” she moaned out again feeling pressure on her clit as two invisible fingers entered her roughly , curling inside her slowly before pulling out and pushing in even rougher making her body jolt forward a little. His pumps were fast and deep , slowly curling the invisible fingers around her walls and repeating again and again.
“You said ‘no touching’.” said Kai , his hands behind his head. “I’m not touching you… and in about 20 minutes when I win , you should prepare yourself for a week of hot hybrid sex in the most unexpected places.”
His words sent butterflies in her stomach , even more so with his invisible fingers pumping in and out of her. Y/N tried to focus of what he was doing but it was getting harder with the burning feeling between her legs building up. She pumped his thick shaft faster and faster , while her hands massaged his bowls.
“Fuck Y/N..”
Y/N took him in her mouth again , lightly biting him. Kai groaned in response , his invisible fingers assaulting her faster and faster. He snapped his fingers and her panties flew off her. She felt herself starting to drip down her thigh.
Kai was watching the clock on the far wall , knowing only less than 10 minutes from now he’d win and get to have his way with her anywhere he wanted. He felt his shaft twitch in her mouth , knowing he is getting closer and closer to his release. His invisible fingers pumped inside her faster and faster , Y/N’s moans getting muffled none the less the vibrations from them were just about to send Kai over the edge and he fought the need to let go for a little longer , a few minutes only.
Suddenly the pressure on her clit and the invisible fingers disappeared , leaving her flustered. A low groan escaped her lips while she kept bopping her head up and down his shaft.
“And the clock strikes midnight … ” muttered Kai with a smug smirk on his face, pulling her up in vampire speed. Y/N was out of breath , her lips colliding with his in a passionate kiss while his hips pushed up , at the same time hers pushed down, entering her hard and deep with one thrust. He felt her walls contract around his shaft bringing him closer and closer.
“Fuck .. you are so wet , you’re dripping on me.”
Y/N shushed him with a kiss , her lips hungrily attacking his. Kai’s hands instantly found her ass helping her sway her hips onto him. He thrusted in hard and deep a few more times before he came in hot spurts inside her , not stopping until Y/N came screaming his name. Kai pulled her in for another kiss tugging on her lower lip at the end of the kiss. Y/N could see devils dancing in his eyes and the next second she found herself laying on the couch , magic holding her hands above her head.
“OH Y/N … ” he said sounding like a teacher scolding a student. “Look at yourself … you are a dripping mess. I’ll have to fix this straight away …”

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NOTE : (to the anon who requested it) I may have strayed a little from the original idea. I tried my best … sorry :(
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MASTERLIST March / April 2017
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Shy

Note: This one came out so cute at the end. It’s basically from everyone’s point of view except yours. I’m trying a different approach haha.

Request: 

  1. Request where Daveed is super nervous and can never get a word out around Y/N because he likes her so much. He writes a rap song about her that the rest of the cast discovers (without him knowing) and Rafael performs it while the rest of the cast does the back-up vocals for a Ham4Ham and it ends with Y/N kissing Daveed and asking him out. I’m sorry this prompt is so long, I just absolutely adore your writing. Thank you!

Word Count: 2157

Pairing: Daveed Diggs x Reader

Warning: None, secondhand embarrassment, Daveed being a shy lil bean

“Hey Daveed,” You greeted, walking into the room. “What’s up, Rafa?”

“Hey,” Daveed said softly, his brain automatically forgetting every word he’d ever learned.

“Hey Y/N, how was your day?” Rafa said, striking up a conversation.

“Eh, tiring, but I’m fine.” You sighed, leaning against the doorway Daveed’s dressing room. “What about you guys?”

“My day’s been great. I’ve just been hanging around. Talking to people, eating, writing, you know the drill.” Rafa chuckled.

“Nice.” You laughed. “What about you Daveed? How was the show?”

Daveed hesitated before responding. “It was good.”

“Good? That’s it? C’mon, you can do better than that, Diggs.” Rafa said, making Daveed shrug.

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Sexting in Open Court

@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg.  I hope it’s not too shit babe.
I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys. 

Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.

His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye

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The Rogue Squad Texting
  • Jyn: Literally 95% emojis. Mainly the knife and the tiny devil. She justifies it by saying that the team has so many native languages they should communicate with the universal thumbs up emoji.
  • Chirrut: Has Baze read the others' texts for him. Wierdly enough always understands exactly what point Jyn is trying to get across with sentence like "space ship, star, fire, cry face, thumbs up."
  • Baze: Full sentences. Always proper grammar and periods. Gets irritated when his kids don't immediately text him back to let him know they're OK.
  • Bodhi: Indecipherable acronyms and pilot jargon. Makes up for it by using a Lot Of CAPITALISATION and !!!! punctuation ????
  • Cassian: One of those people who literally. can't. text. at. all. His fingers always hit the wrong keys, spellcheck hates him, and something about texting really fires up the space!spanish/common disconnect in his brain. Sometimes just uses Google translate and sends crappy translations for his work stuff. Also can't keep track of who he's texting. 90% of the embarrassing things he's every done involve sending texts that should have ONLY EVER BEEN SEEN BY JYN to work colleagues. But it also means that he gets mixed up and sends super villains messages like "can you pick up eggs and milk gracias te amo :):)
Bullshit

Request- Hi cuties! Can I request a Namjoon angst/fluff where he never looks at you during sex and you begin to think he doesn’t enjoy it or like he doesn’t really like you? But he’s really just shy or embarrassed? Thank you love bugs! 

Thank you so much for requesting, sugar. I love this request, ugh Namjoon slayyyyssssssss meeeee! 

Enjoy! 

Originally posted by jinmini

OH MY GOD IM CRYING WHY IS HE SO CUTE OH MY LORD I NEED HELP WHY IS THIS BITCH SO FUCKING CUTE LIKE BITCH IM DYING FROM YOUR CUTENESS AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 


He’s pounding into you, his strong arms on either side of your head. Your looking up at him, he is so beautiful. You were drawn to him the moment you first lay eyes on him. He wasn’t very affectionate with you, you thought at the start it was just nerves, but its been a year. Namjoon never looks at you during sex. Never. He always make sure you cum, but once hes done he cleans up and goes to sleep. 

You never had let it get to you, but lately it has. Did he not like you? Was he not attracted to you? Some many thoughts ran through your head. Hes lolling his head back in pleasure, his moans making you come undone around him. Tightening around his cock, he empties his load into your tight pussy. Namjoon rides out both of your highs. 

He climbs off the bed tossing you a towel, he walks into the bathroom. You get off the bed cleaning yourself off, putting on a fresh pair of panties and your night shirt. You climb under the covers, your limbs tired. Namjoon walks out of the bathroom in shorts and a tank top, he gets under the covers with you and turns his back on you. 

A few minutes later you can hear his snores, knowing he went to sleep without saying a word kills you. You lay awake thinking of what you should do. It wasn’t healthy how you were feeling, you felt used. Of course Namjoon made you feel special, you loved being with him. He could always put a smile on your face, you just didn’t feel good enough for him. Did he just think of you as a really good friend hes fucking, but doesn’t want to be fucking? 

Its getting to much for you, you get out of bed, you quickly pack you items you had in Namjoons draws, you get dressed and leave his apartment. It may not be the most logical thing you have ever done. Most people would talk to their significant other, but you would not. You chose the run away, not wanting to get hurt. 

You arrive at you apartment, tired. You get into bed and just sleep, not caring your still wearing clothes. You close your eyes, letting sleep take you away from reality. 


You glut awake, hearing your phone ringtone blare. You sit up in your bed trying to see where it was. You pick it up from under the covers. You had 10 miss calls from Namjoon and over a dozen messages. You scroll down through some of the messages. 

Namjoon-

‘Where did you go? I woke up and you were gone?’ 

‘Did you go to work?’ 

‘Did something happen? All your stuffs gone.’ 

‘Did I do something to upset you?’ 

‘Y/N. please answer my calls. I’m really worried.’ 

You feel bad for not even leaving a note of a text, you knew he would get worried. You send him a quick reply before getting into the shower. 

You-  ‘I’m fine, Namjoon. Do you have time today? Could we talk? I think we should talk.’ 

You know you intend to break it off with Namjoon. Not wanting to feel like he doesn’t love you, when you have fallen so deeply in love with him. You get out of the shower just throwing on an over sized t-shirt of Namjoon’s and pjama shorts. You brush your tangled hair and walk into the kitchen, your doorbell rings. Knowing it is Namjoon you take a deep breath and answer the door. 

“What the fuck, Y/N? Why the fuck did you leave last night?” Namjoon burst throw your door as soon as you open it, slamming it behind him. You can see hes angry, its radiating off of him. 

“We should talk.” You state, walking into the living room taking a seat of the single seater, so Namjoon has to sit on the other sofa. He does. 

“What’s going on, Y/N?” Namjoon asks, his gaze focused on you. You look down at your hands, playing with your fingers. 

“I-I think we should break up.” You say it so low, you don’t think he heard you. But he did, he was just speechless. You look up to see his eyes filling up with tears. 

“Why?” 

“I just don’t want to be in a relationship right now.” Namjoon stands up running his hands through his hair. 

“That’s such bullshit! I knew you, I know when your lying and you’re fucking lying to me right now! I’m not leaving till you tell me the real reason you want to break up.” You neglected to remember that Namjoon could read you like a fucking book. You take a deep breath and decide to just tell him. 

“ I, ugh this is so embarrassing. You never look at me during sex. You never have, why? Are you not attracted to me? Am I bad in bed? Why even be with me if you don’t even like me, it doesn’t make sense. I want to break, because I have already fell deeply in love with you and I don’t want to get hurt. There will be a time when you finally decide to leave me for someone that your actually attracted to. So if you don’t mind could you please leave, so I can cry by myself and listen to Adele. I will leave anything you have here to your apartment some time this week.” You can feel you eyes stinging with tears, you try to hold them back. You stand up, going to walk to the door, but Namjoon stops you. 

“Are you fucking insane?” His hand his tightly wrapped around your wrist, hes towering over your small frame. His eyes boring into yours. You begin to cry, tears running down your cheeks. 

“Namjoon, please just leave.” You sniffle out, your hands reaching up to cover your face from him. He pulls you down on to the sofa, he sits in front of you on the coffee table. Your legs are in between his, his holding you in place. His hands are rubbing soothing circles into you legs. Your hands still shielding your face from him. 

“Y/N, please don’t cry. I hate seeing you cry and I hate that I’m the one that made you. I love you so fucking much, okay. I know I don’t show it a lot, but I do. So fucking much. I don’t look at you during sex, because I’m embarrassed.” Namjoon confesses. 

“Why would you be embarrassed?” You mumble through your hands. 

“I’m embarrassed, because my girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in the whole world, you’re so beautiful. I just don’t feel good enough for you. Look at Jimin and Jungkook, they both have amazing bodies, and I.. I don’t.” Namjoon looks down embarrassed. You tare your hands away from you face, you hit Namjoon on the arms twice hard. “What was that for?” He asks, rubbing his arm. 

“Why are you such a fucking idiot? I love your body so much. You are probably the sexiest man on the planet. Your the only one who makes me so wet that I’m dripping down my legs, and that’s just from seeing you bend over in tight jeans.” You giggles, cupping his face. You kiss his nose. “ I love you and your sexy body, please don’t be embarrassed, it should be me. You’re way out of my league.” 

“I love you, please don’t break up with me.” His strong arms lift you by your waist onto his lap. Your arms wrap around his neck, nuzzling your face into the crock of his neck, inhaling his masculine scent that drives you crazy. 

“Only if you cuddle me for the rest of the day.” You squeeze him tighter, he does the same to you. He stands up with you in his arms walking to you room. 

“Baby, I will never be letting you go. But we will be doing a lot more than cuddling tonight.” You giggle kissing the nape of his neck. 

“I love you, baby.” 


I am not okay, Nmajoon is trying to kill me with his being. I need jesus. I hope whom ever requested this, likes it. 

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PLL 7x18 Choose or Loose - Thoughts

- One of the best episodes of the entire series. Not just season, but series. Intense from start to finish. 7B: the season of NO DAMN FILLER. Well, aside from Jenna’s dress and Addison… but my gosh it feels good to tune in to episodes weekly where it’s just intense from start to finish. 

- TWINCER VIBES!!! Right after I post this, I’m going to go edit my Twincer theory post. We got so much in this episode. “Spencer” hooking up with Toby AND had a scar on her. Why would Spencer have a scar? We would know about a dangerous event Spencer did. But no. That has no explanation. Our Spencer does not have a scar. Also, “Spencer” was dressed in full black, almost like she just took her hoodie off and is wearing the underlay (like Aria was). Also, “Spencer” gave the girls new phones. Last time that happened, it was Mona giving Hanna a new phone, and Mona was A. I will DIE if Twincer is actually present right in front of our eyes, like attending the group meetings. And overall Spencer just wearing different clothes across the episode.

BIG EDIT that’s what happens when I stay up late to watch the episode.. I forget the basics. Happened last week too. Spencer got the scar from the windshield when Archer was killed, or from the gunshot wound. I think I got a bit ahead of myself with the Twincer theory stuck in my head!

- “Spencer” says to Toby “you know what its like to be the outsider. Removed from friends and family”. What made her say this? Nothing was said or done in this episode to prompt our Spencer to say this. Twincer?

- Mona Mona Mona. Ok, she comes in with answers regarding Aria. Good on her. But, there comes a point where “she’s Mona” isn’t gonna cut it. HOW did she find out it’s Aria? You saw her in the Brew holding an envelope… ok?? And?? Anyway. If they spent time explaining that, there would’ve been less time for the rest of the episode. Whatever, I get it. But it did slightly annoy me that the way they worked out Aria is involved is because Mona worked it out without telling us how.

- Mona is not AD!! She probably killed Charlotte.

- I liked the way the story with Aria’s betrayal paned out. Guys, I couldn’t even handle seeing arguments within the group over someone being an A minion… imagine if a liar was ACTUALLY AD. This episode just confirmed for me why, throughout all the years on here, I’ve been so against the theories that a liar is A. I don’t think there’s a lot of evidence and clues nor would it make sense but mainly I wouldn’t be able to handle it.

- They were VERY angry at Aria but honestly they had the right to be. Aria wasn’t just sending meaningless “I’m watching you” texts. She actually did shit. Bad stuff. And in my mind I was WAITING for Spencer to go up to her and apologise because Spencer, of them all, should get it. And she did!! I was so happy. That was good logical choices for these characters.

- Wait so is Marco gone for good? I was not shocked he took the case off. To me that shows he cares about Spencer and doesn’t have the guts to arrest her, which means all of Spencer’s condescending talk to him worked! Good one Spence.

- Welcome back Tanner. I love her. Tanner gets shit done. Her return brought me right back to 4A when she made a quote that 4 years later I still love - “I want to find out what it is about those 4 pretty girls that attract so many corpses” (or something like that). 

- Spencer did make a good point: why is Tanner so quick to assume the worst of the girls, when Tanner did learn and witness firsthand that there have been people trying to bully and harass the girls? In this case, the girls are guilty, but Tanner doesn’t know that… why can’t this be another framing, like last time? I believe the writers did a small error in character judgment. Tanner shouldnt be assuming the worst of the girls even amongst all the evidence. Someone frickn built a dollhouse for them once. If I were Tanner, I would consider that something similar is going on. Again, it isn’t - the girls did kill someone - but Tanner doesn’t know that. 

- Loved the element of a timer throughout the episode. That was a formula for a successful episode from 701 so it was a nice addition.

- I thought it was nice that no one said “Hanna you killed him, you give yourself in”. I kind of expected the writers to take that easy route. But, they didn’t, which is good, because that wouldn’t be true to the characters. I loved that scene where they all talk about each of their own contributions that lead up to that. Sure Hanna pressed the accelerator but how did they get there? All of them.

- Oh Aria. Your keys are in the trunk. Good luck driving off without having to open the trunk again. I think my car would start, as long as the keys are detected to be IN the car, but maybe it doesn’t work if they keys are in the trunk? PLL logic, idk. 

- I don’t know about anyone else but Aria’s phone calls with AD didnt make me cringe for once. Unlike the FaceTime calls. I thought the calls were actually creepy. But I’m probably the only one.

- You all know I’m here for the mystery and not the romance but my gosh did I appreciate the ships. All of them. The ending montage of all ships was just beautiful. I got a bit teary! (Because I know in 13 days this is all gone.) I don’t think a scene with the ships has gotten to me like that for probably years. No, definitely years. They nailed that. 

- NEXT WEEK!!! FFS CAN THEY STOP SPOILING THEIR OWN SHOW IN THE PROMO. I would’ve DIED if they told us who killed Charlotte, without having expected it! Now I know it’s coming and it won’t be a massive shock when they reveal it was Mona Oh and the “who’s coming for you” scene is being played next week.. 90% chance it’s just a dream. Ugh. Because who is possibly coming for Ali ?? They’re all in trouble? And why would she call herself Mrs Rollins? I can see them taking the easy way out and calling it a dream.

- Overall, honestly that was a 10/10 episode. Screw answers, they’re coming in 2 weeks. Heck, some even next week. Just judging it based on what it was, that was PLL at its absolute best. A LOT of mystery, and even good romance. Less than 2 weeks to go!

Trust Pt. 1

A Jared/Joker x Daughter Crossover Fic

Part 2

What happens when you wake up in another life? Another body? But you and the people you love are still out there? What happens when you see yourself and the person you love more than anything? What would you do to get them back?

What will Jared… the Joker… do to get his daughter back, from himself?


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Dating Namjoon 🥀🌹

Originally posted by namsizzle

Dating Namjoon would be like: 🤔


-long talks

-walks in the park

-coffee dates.

-laying between your legs

-reading a book to you

-“hey will you read this for me”

-you accidentally told him that he should go make his own food

-he nearly blew up your microwave

-him letting you listen to samples of his songs

-randomly singing to you

-I hope you’re into hiphop cuz you’re gonna hear it all the time

-cute morning texts

-sending you poetry

-if you do something he won’t be able to help himself. He’ll just laugh his ass off.

-teaching you new stuff he learns

-he could talk your ear off for real

-Namjoon can be just as dimwitted as he is a genius (it’s crazy)

-he tries so hard to think of you before he takes action.

-he doesn’t want his actions to effect you negatively.

-his dates tend to be sweet and well thought out.

-things don’t always end as he planned

-he does small things everyday to show you his love.

-he doesn’t want you to feel neglected cuz he knows how that will make you feel.


😒arguments


-he’ll say a lot of smart ass things.

-I can see him being jealous often and starting petty arguments

-he’ll probably be one of those people that doesn’t mind arguing sometimes because “it means you care”

-so when he’s feeling jealous he’ll start something up to see how you respond.


-namjoon probably won’t see himself as wrong at first so he’ll be stubborn.

-it’ll take a good point you’ve made and lots of thinking to change his mind.

-his apology will be creative and poetic


😏anniversaries


-he. Will. Spoil. You. Rotten.

-you’re his everything, so he’ll give you everything

-he’ll do something cute like recreating special moments in your relationship

-he’ll cook you a meal the best he can.

-he’ll take classes

-he will really focus on it

-he’ll actually succeed

-he will really make a good meal 😋

-he will keep asking if it’s good enough

-he’ll wonder if you’re pretending you like it to spare his feelings.

-lots of dessert 🍨😏


🦋Honestly dating Namjoon would be romantic and sweet. You will only improve each other. He will make you a better person. He’ll try to be an amazing boyfriend. Even if he makes clumsy mistakes and can some times be petty he really thinks a lot about how he can make you happy. 🦋

I hope you’re enjoying these so far. We are backed up with requests plus we have school and life. So I wanted to try to do something simple that I can do for you guys. Thank you for the support it really makes me happy. I’m a happy potato -admin Jazzi🥔

do you ever think about all the domestic stuff dan and phil do when the camera is off…like…..does dan ever make stupid jokes and phil giggles and punches him on the shoulder…does phil ever fall asleep on the couch and dan has to wake him up…….do they fight over the last slice of pizza…..do they send each other pictures of dogs they see when one of them is out…anyways im crying

Polaroid Hearts (Pt. 4) I

Summary: Ever hear of a love pyramid? It’s when the history major, a fine arts undergrad, and a culinary student all have a crush on you. So in your second year of university, who’s gonna steal your heart first? (A Bucky x Steve x Pietro x Reader story)

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Warnings: A couple small swears, some depreciation 

Word count: 3600 (oops)

A/N: Wow okay I had every intention to have a plethora of Steve moments in this and it just… Didn’t happen. So NEXT TIME, I promise, Stevie action all over the place. Hope you guys like this one!

Originally posted by tomhollandorbust

Bucky had a plan. He had stayed up for the better half of the night trying to think of the perfect way to get close to you. In the end, he was between bribing Natasha into casually letting him into her dorm room and hanging around until you came in and let him sweep you off your feet with something witty and clever and ultimately flirty, or he could get a job at that gelato place you liked so much.

Bucky was no stranger to how Natasha felt about him, so the former was looking pretty unlikely. Part-time job it was, then.

Meanwhile, Steve had to get in the races. If he kept at this pace he’d lose you to Bucky for sure, or more likely someone else before Bucky could learn how to deal with his disobedient tongue. He spent about half an hour trying to word his text to you perfectly, he might as well have been writing an essay back in high school with all the effort he put into it.

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SU Critical Idea

Hi, I know I’m new to the SU crit thing, but I just had a great idea. I know you know the whole “Bismuth should not have been bubbled” schtick, but hear me out. The entire episode plays out normally, Bismuth fight and all, but when Steven bubbles her, he starts to send her to the Bubble Room… and stops. He unbubbles her and she reforms and looks at him in confusion. “Why didn’t you bubble me?” Steven responds with just: “I’m not her.” They hug, cry forgive each other, Steven and Bismuth tell the Gems why Rose bubbled her, and Bismuth officially rejoins the Crystal Gems. I could also see some debates between the Gems on whether to fully trust Bismuth and stuff like that, but they do eventually make up fully in my version over time. TL;DR: Bismuth avoids bubble, crying, forgiveness and reaffirmation of Steven’s differences from Rose ensue. But that’s just my 2 cents, sorry for rambling.

Spilled Secrets (Baekho)

He’s scary. He seriously looks like a celebrity. He’s too intimidating. It’s a shame that Seventeen succeeded first.

He heard it all from the stage below. How could he not look intimidating? He was intimidated. He was hurt. After failing to hit his high note during the ranking auditions he was beyond broken. The only thing that kept him from falling apart was you and your constant encouragement. The auditions end and all 101 boys shuffle out, headed towards their designated living quarters. He says goodbye to his members, separated by their ranks. The other trainees split like the Red Sea when they saw Baekho walking down the hallway, luggage in tow, some peeking out from their own rooms. He enters his and finds his roommates already settled in. He greets them politely then roughly unpacks. His reaches for his phone as it vibrates in his pocket. He smiles when he sees your caller ID and photo, not hesitating to answer it. 

“Oppa! How is it? How are your dorms? Are you okay? Is everyone nice?” 

He chuckles, surprising his roommates. He sits down on his bed, back against the headboard. “Slow down, hon– Mom.” 

“Mom?” You laugh. 

“Yeah… People are listening, so it’s… Embarrassing?” 

“Oh, right. Anyways, I’m just worried about you.” 

“I’m okay. We’ll be alright… It’s kind of our last chance to make things work.” 

“I’ll always be here for you and NU’EST will come out stronger after this. I know it.”

“Thanks, you always know what to say. Are you busy tonight?” 

“No, but are you allowed to see me? It wasn’t a problem before, but the circumstances were a little different.” 

“It’s fine. I have nothing to lose, except you. I don’t plan on losing that much.” 

“Don’t say it like that. Mostly because that’s not something you’d say to your mother, remember? Although, thank you. I feel very important and loved.” 

“Shit, you’re right. Meet me tonight for dinner though?” 

“Time and place, I’m there. I love you.” 

“I love you too, babe– Baby Dongho has to get back to unpacking then.” You burst out into laughter and kiss the receiver. 

“Bye~” He clears  his throat awkwardly and sets his phone aside, heading to the bathroom. He has to be more careful, all jokes aside it would really be detrimental to get caught up in any scandals at this critical time. He comes back to his room and grabs fresh clothes for his date with you later. His roommates look at each other suspiciously as he exits. The scurry to Baekho’s bed and stare at his phone. 

“We shouldn’t be doing this…” One of the boys says hesitantly.

Another sighs, “it’s fine, he’ll never know. I just don’t believe that was his mom.”

A third boy stands above the other two, arms crossed. “He probably has a passcode so what’s the point?” The second boy presses the home button and it lights up, a photo of you posing cutely fills the screen and the boys gasp. “Why are you so surprised? He’s been in the idol game for a long time, you think he wouldn’t have had a girlfriend by now?” 

“But we’re not really supposed to…” The first one purses his lips. “We have to make sure no one else knows. It was none of business in the first place.” The third boy throws his arms in the air.

“I had no part in this. I didn’t see or hear anything.” The second boy nods and turns the screen off before Baekho returns. The three boys return to their beds and watch as he puts his phone in his pocket then heads out the door. 

“It doesn’t hurt to follow him though, right?” The second one asks. The three boys look at each other and smile. 

“Let’s do it.”

You swing your feet back and forth while sitting on the park bench, the Spring breeze tickles your skin. When you hear footsteps approaching you instinctively look towards the sound and smile brightly when you see Baekho walking towards you. You run up to him, nearly tackling him with your hug. He picks you up and kisses you, sets you back down and kisses you again. 

“I missed you~” You grab his arm and rest your head on his shoulder as you walk towards the restaurant. 

“We were apart for less than 48 hours; this was probably the shortest time ever.”

“And that means I can’t miss you?” He opens the door for you and you enter, taking your seat. “Hey~ Answer me,” you whine cutely, earning nothing but a blush from Baekho. 

Baekho pays the bill while you admire his profile as he talks to the waiter. You heart hurt for him, knowing how difficult if must be to have to compete with actual rookies. 

“Is there something on my face?” Baekho laughs as he turns back to you.

“No, I’m just admiring you.” He reaches across the table and pinches your cheek. 

“Well don’t. It’s embarrassing.” 

“Why~?” You pout. “Everyone gets to stare at you on TV, but I can’t?” 

“That’s because I don’t have to watch them stare at me with puppy eyes.” Meanwhile, from across the restaurant, Baekho’s roommates peer curiously at you. 

“Heol~ He’s being so cute and smiley with her, but he was so scary at auditions.”

“I wonder what they’re talking about. Shit, they’re coming this way!” You and Baekho walk right past the three boys, trying to hide their faces. 

“You guys…” Baekho stops beside their table, pulling you back.

“What’s wrong?” You look at the three boys sheepishly hiding their faces with menus and cups. You tilt your head to one side, confused. 

“We’re sorry!” The three boys collapse to the floor on their hands and knees, begging for forgiveness. “We were curious and we saw your lock screen photo and we followed you. We’re sorry!” Baekho sighs, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly. 

“Get up off the floor, everyone is staring. We don’t want this to show up on the news tomorrow morning.” The boys do so, not lifting their heads. “It’s fine. Don’t worry about it,” his tone still cold.

“We won’t tell anyone, hyung! We swear!” The boys put their hands over their hearts and you can see them shaking. 

“Why do you have to pretend to be so cool?” You laugh, “the look like they’re about to piss themselves.” 

“I’m not! You know this is how I am.”

“Hmm~ I don’t know about that. You’re pretty cute with me.” The boys smile to themselves and bow again. 

“Ah… It’s fine guys. She’s been my girlfriend for years, so it’s not really a secret or anything… I just don’t want people to harass her.”

“Let’s all hang out then!” You smile at Baekho almost threateningly. Make new friends. He could read it in your face. “You guys are roommates, so you guys should get closer. We’re going to a movie then I’ll send you boys on your way home. Don’t want any articles about you guys partying to get out.” You take two of the boys by the shoulder and start walking. You look back at Baekho who snorts.  Even if your date was cut short, it reminded him how much he loved you for always thinking about him.

“Yeah, okay. Sure.” He mumbles to himself as he follows you out. This is really why he loves you. 

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I’ve never watch PD101 so I don’t know how all the stuff works, but hopefully that’s not distracting.

Companions (with a secret crush) react to Sole asking them for advice on how to tell the person they like that they like them?

So this is long over due, sorry guys, I’ve been in the mood to write, but at the same time I want to write about specific thing, but I promise to try to not forget about this blog. I swear. - Alex

Girls:

Curie - An absolute sweetie about it, she would just tell Sole to be themselves. “That’s what I like most about you, monsieur/madame. You have a great big heart and whoever has you is a very lucky person.”

Cait - Doesn’t really know what to say since she doesn’t really think that she is the ideal person for sole compared to Nate/Nora. “I don’t know, not to experience with this whole love thing. How ‘bout you do things that they enjoy or something?

Piper - Blushes at bit as she thinks about her crush on Sole, trying not to be too obvious. “Well, what about you do what you do best, blue? Be all old fashion and give them a sweet date. That might really show them that you like them.”

Magnolia - Would be the total mom friend, would encourage you to tell them upfront but to be careful not to get their heart broken. “You be careful with that heart, doll. You only have one and it would be painful to see it get broken.”

Haylen - Would try to be all professional, but be a little bit fingerling that her Sole has a crush. Though it may pain her, she will want to help plan a date. “You have to treat them right, it’s a harsh world out there but everyone needs a moment to feel like nothing bad is going to happen.”

Glory - Would be the least to show any distress about Sole having a crush and not know who it is, but would still be curious. Her advice to Sole would be to grab the bull by the horns. “Life is short in the Commonwealth, hell everywhere, there’s no point in hiding your feelings.”

Boys:

MacCready - He and Lucy got together in a strange way, but he would use it to help him help Sole, trying not to reveal that he had a crush on Sole. “My best guess is to show them that you love them, do little things to show your appreciation and your feelings.”

Danse - Would be professional about it, claiming that it would be unwise to have any relationships to serious since they were with the brotherhood, but would still support them. “Not many brotherhood soldiers have relationships outside of our faction, but if they are willing to accept you, despite the fact you are with the brotherhood then they should be sufficient for one of your caliber.”

Hancock - While he is experience in more ways then one, he seems more of the type to take what he wants and if they want it back then he’ll keep it. He’s not one to force things on unwilling people. “If I was you, I would kiss them right on the spot. If they kiss back, you at least know that they’re attracted to you and if they’re willing enough to spend the rest of their life with you, I say their a keeper.

Preston - He’s sweet, we can all agree with that. When it comes to Sole’s feelings he always puts them first, shoving his own feelings aside and helping Sole as best as he possibly can. “General, I think that they would like it if they went out somewhere with you. Somewhere were you aren’t the general, somewhere were it can be just you and them.”

Nick - This old bot is reminded of how the original Nick and Jenny got together and despite it not being his own memory, smiles. “Kid, I have to tell ya, it’s an ugly world out there. Show them something beautiful to forget the ugly, that’s my advise.”

Dogmeat - This precious little pancake will wag his tail and bark at Sole. He will even help Sole get their crush no matter what. How he does so is Sole will tie a little note around his neck, send him to their crush for them to read and guide them too Sole. What a sweetheart!

Deacon - Ah, asking the compulsive liar, Deacon will constantly change his mind on what Sole should do to impress their crush. One day he’ll be like, “Kill a Deathclaw in their name!” Others he’ll say, “Send them on a goose chase all over Sanctuary to find you.” Or “Get a tattoo of their name on your body, that’ll really get them.”

X6-88 - Doesn’t know what to say since this kind of stuff is not the sort of thing that the institute teaches their synths, especially coursers. He’ll just be his old blunt self, but what’s not to love about that? “I’m not sure what you are asking me, sir/ma’am. Just tell them that you like them, if they don’t reciprocate then they aren’t worth your time.”

Codsworth - This old fashion robot is a lot more helpful than one would think. He’ll try to bring out Sole’s experience with their own spouse and ask them how they got together. “Sir/Mum, how did you get with your better half? I think it would be a splendid idea if you did something like that to show the person you like that you truly care about them.”

Strong - Doesn’t know what the hell Sole is talking about. “WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME HUMAN? WHAT IS THIS CRUSH THING? YOU HAVE CRUSH ON BROTHERS? YOU SHOW THEM CRUSH OFTEN?”

Maxson - May act like some sort of God and that nobody can touch him but when Sole confesses that they have a crush he is actually very honest in his advise. “Knight, I am only saying this from experience, it would be unwise if you had a relationship with anyone. We’re soldiers we risk our lives everyday, we can’t guarantee that we will come back.”

Gage - Being a raider, Gage has always taken what he wanted. When it came to the Overboss asking about such advise he would be harsh, yet honest, with his reply. “Boss, just take them. Kiss them like you mean it, show them how you want them. If they don’t want you back then screw ‘em.”

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Okay, so I did my best, I know it’s short but I did a lot of characters. This has been in my draft for a long time, a really long time. The reason I only did Gage is because I don’t have the other DLC characters so I have no idea what they are like. Either way I hope you enjoyed! :)

- Alex

anonymous asked:

So i don't think i've seen you do this (i might be wrong so if I am, feel free to delete this lol) but headcanons of the paladins + reader as their best friend? (i haven't seen much non-romantic stuff for the paladins and. i crave it.) (also love your blog!!!)

I haven’t done this yet, so thanks for asking!! <3 I agree, there should be more platonic paladin x reader stuff! (these hcs include your bff memes)

Shiro

  • you guys are workout buddies! you always go to the gym or on runs together
    • you hate working out/training tbh but he makes it fun and more bearable
  • when you guys can’t sleep you’ll text each other links to awful 80′s music videos and memes (which is often bc shiro never sleeps)
    • you send him this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrUN7mBonK0 all the time and he HATES IT but never fucking recognizes the link so he always sees it
    • “Massive Combing Robo” becomes your inside-joke with him and no one else understands it (see link above to understand)
  • loves giving u piggyback rides

Pidge

  • you guys marathon 80′s mecha/fighting anime together no matter how fucking terrible they are
    • some shows include Star Blazers, Battle of the Planets, Combattler V/Combattra, Ronin Warriors/Samurai Troppers (lots of generic shogun anime tbh)
  • your favorite inside joke/meme with them is when you say shows that clearly aren’t anime are good anime
    • Pidge: “Blues Clues is clearly the best anime, it was voted #1 in Japan in 1999.”
    • You: “Um, ex-fucking-cuse me, Cory in the House is the best anime in history because it stays true to the manga.”
    • Pidge: “Please, everyone knows that even Johnny Test is better than that.”

Hunk

  • every time you guys go to a new planet for stuff y’all need, you both go out of our way to find the weirdest “souvenir” possible
    • hunk likes to bring you weirdly shaped rocks and you love them
    • nothing you find can ever beat his weirdly shaped rocks
  • LOVES making super overly-complicated handshakes
    • similarly, likes making you do those weird patty cake games everyone knows from elementary school as a “good luck” thingy before missions (ex: “lemonade *clap clap clap* ice tea *clap clap clap* coca cola *clap clap clap* pepsi *clap clap clap*)
  • loves cuddling (platonically; tbh he cuddles with everyone but he loves cuddling with u the most!!! bc ur his bff)

Keith

  • You train together but you never get far bc u always bring up some awful memes/jokes that makes Keith lose focus and die laughing
  • can’t sleep? you’re ‘bout to send Keith about 10 new “We Are Number One” remixes
    • in response he sends memes of people getting slapped to the beat of “holla back girl” or the gamecube start-up animation followed by someone getting fucking punched
  • you made friendship bracelets for the two of you
    • Keith: “I’m not much of a jewelry person.”
    • You: “that’s fine, you don’t have to wear it-”
    • Keith: “no stfu I’m wearing it everyday for the rest of my life”
    • he wears it all the time he literally WILL NOT take it off, it’s super frayed and damaged but it shows he really treasures it

Lance

  • whenever you ride in his lion w/ him he tries to sing the thomas the tank engine theme
  • you created a secret handshake that involves a LOT of dabbing
  • you guys watch a lot of monster factory and game grumps together (you’d think Pidge would like them the most…but ur wrong…IT’S LANCE HE’S THE SECRET GAME MEMER)
  • you guys cry a lot together. just. crying.
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Word Count: 1.9k

Pairing: MOC!Dean x Reader 

Characters: Dean, Sam, Death (and of course the reader)

Warnings: Lil’ bit of angst, tiny bit of violence, platonic Sam-fluff, swearing, pregnancy

Summary: Sam and the reader find Dean who summoned Death to send him away. What happens when Dean has to make a decision about whether or not he should kill his brother. Will he be able to protect the reader and his unborn child? Does the reader have a say in all of this?

A/N: Heya everyone! I’m back with the fourth part of “We can fix this”. I’m so freaking proud that I wrote this one in time and I enjoyed writing this part a lot! Thank you guys for reading, liking and reblogging my stuff! You make me so so happy!! Have fun with this chapter and lets see if I can pull another one out my sleeve for you…Feedback is highly appreciated guys! Lots of love xx

Catch up here: Part 1  Part 2  Part 3


Where we left off:

“Look, Sam… Yes I am pregnant I’m very aware of that but if there is one thing I sure as fuck will not do, it is to sit around while waiting for you to miraculously save my baby daddy, got it? So get in the damn car.” I spoke with a strong voice as I sat in the driver’s seat.

The engine roared as Sam sat shotgun. He didn’t even try to resist me.

Y/N on her period was bad but a pregnant Y/N was ten times worse and he was not about to start a war he would lose.

My mood changed from being afraid to being unyielding and tough. I was not about to let that green eyed idjit sacrifice himself because he thought he had to protect me.


The younger Winchester and I drove silently to the destination Dean had asked Sammy to come to. The drive was longer than I expected. Neither of us tried to break the silence, both he and I drifted away into our own thoughts.

Dozens of questions popped up in my head.

What was Dean trying to do? What was his plan? Obviously, he could not kill himself since that would turn him into a demon again. What other option was there?

Whatever he was planning on doing, I would do everything to stop him. The Winchesters had a tendency to sacrifice themselves but I had enough of that.

This had to stop once and for all.

By disappearing, Dean would not do our unborn child any good. A baby needs its father no matter what. He had known life with a father who was not present all the time. How could he believe that he was acting the right way?

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Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Reader is a transguy, so a man in a female body = Bucky x male reader)

Words: 4.379

Warnings: insecurities, angst, fluff

A/N: This is my first post about such a topic and I thank you, anon, for this request. It was quite interesting for me. I hope you will like it! For everyone else: if you don’t like to read something like that, then don’t to it! I don’t want to read any hate about this subject. I’m serious: NO HATE!

Can I please request a transguy reader x Bucky where the reader is shy and believes bucky wouldn’t like him as a guy and he feels insecure when he’s around him. If that makes any sense, can it be angst and fluff. Thankyou


Y/N’s POV

Different, freak, odd, fucked-up, strange, crazy, alien, creature, worthless, unimportant…

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