Just imagine Patton wearing this shirt. He’d be the happiest Gay Dad and absolutely tell as many puns as he possible could while wearing it. Just imagine all of the possibilities.
“Now let me be perfectly queer!”
“Bi the way, Roman…”
“I’d sure appreciate a deminstration, kiddo!”
“Why don’t you come here and we can share a nice embrace!”
“Would everyone like pancakes?”
“My son just came out as transgender. I guess you can all see right through me now, since I’m…transparent!”