you scared the shit out of me

Hey I found this self-portrait from like, eons ago, saved in my drafts and it’s like 130 am so here you go.

My name is Sneks and I’m a pan girl who doesn’t take care of her hair but always has eyeliner on and last halloween I was drunk and someone tore out my nose ring by accident and I love Pickles the drummer heyoo.

i’ve been playing Hitman: Absolution today and it’s all fun and stuff being really sneaky but cHRSIT i don’t recommend doing it just before you go to bed I’M SO ON EDGE HELP

anonymous asked:

i cant stop thinking about the chapter at the mall in yuts?? like. shigaraki dishes out his Scary Ass Smile and thinks "im gonna scare the kid shitless hahaha" but midoriya suddenly pulls out one of his best too??? "is that the all you got? look at me. im 12 and i could stare down that piece of shit endeavor with only 0.3% of this smile here. step up your game, fuckhands mcmike."

Without saying too much, let me just say that I am also really excited about the mall confrontation in YUTS. It was one of those scenes that was in my head before I even started writing this story in the first place.

anonymous asked:

I'm not even into Voltron, I don't ship any "problematic" ships, and I'm actually against them for the most part (I won't shit on people who ship it, it's just not my thing). But antis scare the fuck out of me because they have warped such a complex issue into a black and white us vs. them mindset. It's also pretty disturbing how a lot of antis are young teens, but the more popular ones are adults in their 20s. So they're manipulating these impressionable teens into their toxic mindset. Creepy.

This is exactly it. The main issue with antis is the cult mentality they have. Legit you don’t have to like ships you just need to mind your own business and not hate people for their ships. It’s just such a creepy environment of manipulation it’s worrying and needs to stop

anonymous asked:

37 for Myler please (GODDAMN im obsessed with this ship rn, plus i just finished All my exams AHHHHHHH I HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME I CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO RUNNING MY BLOG) -Thejockthenerdthemustang

37. “When I look at you, I see my whole world, and that scares the shit out of me.”

Tyler groaned as his doorbell rang. He’d finally convinced his parents to go on a weekend vacation so that he could have some time to himself. He didn’t have anything in particular planned, he just wanted to laze around the silence and cool of his house for a day or two without interruptions. Yet here he was, only two hours after they left, getting interrupted by an unknown person at the door.

He tried to peak out his window to see who it was, but it was raining way too hard to see. From the little silhouette he got he could see the figure had no umbrella, and he was suddenly terrified it was a stranger hoping to take refuge. It was with that thought, and another knock on the door, that Tyler jumped, racing off towards the visitor. He looked through the little peep hole before he opened. It was too dark to see a face, but the lights reflecting out the window showed the school logo, so he reluctantly turned the outside light on and unlocked the door.

He hadn’t at all expected Montgomery De La Cruz to be standing there, the boy who out of the blue kissed him a couple days before- after throwing him into a locker beforehand of course. Tyler swallowed nervously, and tried not to notice how hot Monty looked, his white shirt stuck to his damp skin, water drops dripping from the tips of his eyelashes.

“Got caught in the rain?” Tyler guessed, simply to make small talk,

Monty shook his head, “not exactly, I came to talk,”

“You couldn’t have drove?”

“I didn’t have time. I had to get over here and say it before I lost the courage… look, I don’t know if you’ve figured this out yet… but I don’t hate you. I know I treat you like shit, I’m sorry, it’s my stupid coping mechanism, and it’s a piece of shit and I’m an idiot, I know, but I didn’t know what to do… this has never happened to me before- like with anyone, I got scared, and I… look, when I look at you, I see my whole world, and that scares the shit out of me. It’s no excuse for everything I’ve done to you, just the truth , and I just… I thought you should know,”

“You ran all the way over here in the pouring rain just to tell me exactly what that kiss told me two days ago?”

“Don’t be a little shit, I’m soaked here… look, I’m not expecting you to invite me in with open arms, but at least give me a chance to try and win you over,”

“What? So I can be your dirty little secret?” Tyler questioned,

“Well… I don’t know… I guess we can figure that part out later. For now I just want you to know that I like you, and I don’t know why the fuck that is, but I do, and-”

“I’m not opening my arms for you,” Tyler deadpanned, “but I am inviting you in to give you a chance at winning me over, on one condition! Stop pushing me into lockers at school,”

Monty grinned, “deal.”

About my Fright Night post last night...

@anirishman

You know when you’re in that strange state of having already woken up, but being so tired that you’ve just gone back to sleep? Well, it was during that time this morning that I had a dream. Or, a nightmare, of sorts.

I was in that scene in Fright Night that I posted about last night that creeped me out so much. Only, the one running away wasn’t Ed.

It was me.

I was standing in that kitchen with Jerry. Whimpering, scared, trying my hardest not to cry. My hands had found their way to my face, wringing in anxiety.

“You’ve been watching me.” There’s that pause as he leans forward with that creepy fucking face and the whispering. “I’ve been watching you.” It’s that kind of shit that overwhelms me with adrenaline and fear, that makes my stomach flop. “It seems fair.” Just like the scene from the movie, I turned and ran, eyes wide as a deer in headlights, breathing heavily as I ran up the stairs for my safety. But here’s where some things began to change. Somehow, I’ve managed to end up with a fire extinguisher in my hand. How, I don’t know, but all I know is is that I must have just grabbed it on the way. I’d looked around trying to find the best place to hide, ducking into one of the bedrooms. Meanwhile, Jerry had began to walk after me. Well, stalk. He whistled as he moseyed his way up the stairs, and he was citing ‘Ring Around The Rosey’ in a soft, deliberately slow and creepy sing-song voice as he got closer.

WHY RING AROUND THE ROSEY? WHY???

He sniffed the air for my scent when he reached the top and turned and slowly walked into the bedroom that I had ran into. He couldn’t see me, I had hidden myself in the cupboard (closet), sitting on the floor with my knees to my chest and breathing shaky breaths, fire extinguisher at the ready. Not exactly the best hiding place, but it was all I could think to do in my state of mind! He sniffed the air again and chuckled.

“Hiding.” Grinning, he began to walk slowly around the bedroom, ‘looking for me’. “I know you’re in here. Come out, come out, wherever you are.” He could have EASILY found me in my pathetic little hiding place and do what he wanted with me, but he knelt down to check under the bed, as if we were playing a ‘game’ of hide and seek.

REALLY!? YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME, JERRY!? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?

Upon standing, he sniffed the air again, turning his head in one direction, then the other. Then he slowly turned toward the closet I was hiding in, a smirk taking over his face as he chuckled again, his dark eyes glinting. My stomach flopped, the butterflies intensifying. He didn’t know it, but he was looking directly into my eyes, I could see him through the slats in the closet door. I was scared, my breath was shaky, but I couldn’t look away. Please, no.

“Really..?” He began a painfully slow, calculated stalk toward the closet. One step, two step. Slow. “Did you honestly think, that you could hide from me?” I tried my best to steady my breathing, but by the grace of God, it was hard! I was whimpering, just hoping it was quiet enough so he couldn’t hear me. “You can run. You can hide. But you can’t escape.” As he got closer and closer, I began to shake in terror, still whimpering. God! How DARE he terrorise me like this! My scent was getting stronger to him, because he sniffed the air again, letting out a heavy, satisfied sigh before smiling and chuckling again. “You smell good. You smell REALLY good.” Was, was I supposed to take that as a compliment..? I’m so confused! “I bet that you taste even better.” One more step, and he was now directly in front of me. I held my breath, just hoping, PRAYING that he was thinking that maybe he had made a mistake. But then…

He reached out slowly, took hold of the knob, and opened the door. And got a face full of fire extinguisher powder as I screamed in fright! He stumbled backwards, I got up to run as he coughed and tried to wave the excess powder out of his breathing space, but then I got an idea. He turned to me, and I rammed the bottom of the fire extinguisher into his face as hard as I could (THE SOUND IT MADE OH MY GOD SUCH A CRACK-UP), knocking him to the ground. Without hesitation, I dropped the weapon and bolted out the door and down the stairs as fast as I could.

And, that’s it. I survived one of the most creepy dreams/nightmares that I have ever had.

DAMN IT, JERRY.

Roommates (M)

Originally posted by bwipsul

╳ Pairing: Jimin x Reader 

╳ Genre: (one shot) smut and kinda fluff & angst ??

╳ Summary: Being roommates with your best friend can be fun until one day you look at him differently. 

(this is something that I found that I had written months ago and just decided to post it!!)


The day you looked at your best friend as more than a friend, you knew you were screwed. It happened out of nowhere. You just woke up one morning and looked at him differently. You were never going to tell anyone, you weren’t stupid. That would just lead to Jimin being freaked out and nothing being the same. Risking your friendship with Jimin was not worth the little crush you had on him.

Deciding that you couldn’t fall back asleep, you got up to start the morning. Walking into the kitchen to get some breakfast, you didn’t notice your best friend standing there.

“Holy shit! Jimin, you scared me!” You yelled, clutching your chest.

“What’s gotten you so jumpy?” Jimin asks, laughing while opening the refrigerator

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Guide to Borderline
  • How to figure out what a borderline means in texts;
  • Nevermind, it is not important: It really is important as fuck but I am afraid that you are not gonna get it and I won't be able to explain.
  • x
  • Ok. : I am pissed off to the point of one more wrong text and you are out of my life so quick that you are not even gonna notice it for a week.
  • x
  • Do you really think so?: Stop joking and tell me what you really think in honesty this is important.
  • x
  • I am fine: I feel shit like usual but to explain you that I usually dont feel good so that is my default setting is gonna take shit ton of time so I am lying.
  • x
  • No I am not mad, just a little hurt: I cried my eyes out and probably still crying and blaming myself for everything even though you are the asshole.
  • x
  • You don't have to: I would love it if you do the thing but I am scared that you secretly don't want to do it so I am giving you an escape. But please don't take it I will get sad.
Them finding out you are pregnant with their child

PETER PARKER

Originally posted by spiderholland

  • actually melts
  • “Are you for real!?”
  • you show him the pregnancy test
  • And you assuring him that he will be a great father
  • “Peter, we are not naming our child Tony”
  • “I’m just saying-”
  • “No.”
  • Deciding to tell Aunt May
  • She is really happy and supportive 
  • “I mean, the making process was fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”

STEVE ROGERS 

Originally posted by talkinboutmyimagination

  • will not stop smiling
  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • Not even a single worry
  • And when you get insecure as a mother, he will be there to tell you that you are just fine
  • The Avengers freaked out, but Tony just smirked
  • “I heard you that night”
  • You got to paint the baby room together
  • “It was the most fun I've ever had”
  • “It’s because I was there”
  • Everything went smoothly as if you planned it

BRUCE WAYNE 

Originally posted by itsyourboystiffyliveat

  • As if he didn’t have enough kids at the manor
  • “Oh shit”
  • You’d be in tears because you were scared that something will go wrong trough out the process 
  • But of course, he was there to help you cheer up
  • ALFRED BOUGHT YOU NINETEEN TESTS, SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE
  • HE ACTUALLY STARTED JUMPING AROUND
  • “I will take care of it as if it was mine, Miss [Y/N]”
  • “I think I'll be fine Alf.”
  • You wanted to make sure the child didn’t find out about the bat
  • it ended up as the sixth robin…

BARRY ALLEN

Originally posted by fireworkofdec

  • As if you weren’t freaking out to tell him
  • he seemed angry to you for some reason (that wasn’t true ofc)
  • but that quickly escalated to a tight hug
  • “I’ll make sure this child lives the best life possible”
  • you had to go furniture shopping together 
  • You were both so happy when you saw the decorated room after so much work went over it
  • You imagined the small child running around
  • After it was born, you both tried to get time and take care of it
  • you would read her/him stories to bed
  • all your insecurities flew away

TONY STARK

Originally posted by varied-marvels

  • O boi
  • How did that happen  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SEX EVERY WEEK OR ANYTHING  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • you tried to be serious, but Tony wasn’t at all
  • he just kept smiling and giggling like the giggly bitch he is
  • but you still love him
  • “Okay so….what are you doing”
  • “I’m planning the-”
  • “NONONONONONONONO YOU ARE NOT TURNING MY CHILD INTO A ROBOT”

(NOT MY GIFS)

about shiro not backing keith’s story in bom: i think there’s other factors that a lot of people overlook. namely, the fact that shiro’s response isn’t just him reacting to an isolated incident–its him finally putting together the pieces after a long time of dealing with constant doubt and concern. because he knows something’s up with keith. in season 2, he’s the only one that does. on two separate occasions, he takes keith aside and tries to talk to him, to ask him what’s wrong, to try and get him to open up. and every time keith shuts him out? you can see the fear on shiro’s face, can see that he feels like they’re slowly drifting apart and he’s losing keith

these two strike me as friends who probably used to tell each other everything. so the fact that keith is refusing to talk now, that he’s forcing this distance between them? shiro doesn’t know what to think. and when he sees keith has this alien knife and is maybe part galra? maybe isn’t even from earth at all? shiro is very quickly finding out that this person he’s very close to, someone who he thought he knew everything about, is quite literally becoming alien. his best friend is suddenly a stranger, and he’s questioning whether he ever even knew him at all  

looking at shiro’s face here, he looks just as panicked as keith. despite how good he is at improvising and acting, he doesn’t even have it in him to scrape together an excuse or cover story. he’s genuinely shocked, and just blurts the words out without thinking. “I…I don’t know”–he hesitates, stumbles. he’s seeing the person he thought he was really close to in a whole new light, and he doesn’t know how to handle it

and keith? when he’s down on the ground, the first thing he says is “Shiro, you know me.” becuase he’s trying desperately to bridge that gap, to make shiro see–to prove that, even if keith’s going through some shit, even if he doesn’t know who he himself is, he hasn’t changed. the person shiro knew is still the same. 

also, look at shiro’s face after that exchange. that doesn’t look like someone who just sold out or distrusts their friend. he takes the time to look at keith and kinda check in, to see how vulnerable and scared he looks (scared because he thinks shiro doesn’t trust him)

before he goes right back to glaring and confronting the bom

he then tells keith theyre leaving and starts walking away. he realizes there’s some kind of conflict here between keith and the bom, so he tries to separate them. if he really didnt trust his friend, he would’ve insisted he either 1 hand over the knife or 2 started asking a bunch of personally invasive questions–after all, this is the person that insisted on morally grey mind control interrogation to extract information from a galra. 

instead, he sees how honestly hurt and confused keith looks, so he gives him some space and tries to quickly remove him from the situation 

and when keith insists on staying? shiro’s worried look in the background there? even if he doesn’t understand what’s been going on with keith all this time, he’s clearly concerned, clearly cares. he backs off a bit and let’s keith say his piece, because he realizes just how much all this means to him. shiro doesn’t interfere again until after he hears keith’s life will be on the line, and immediately tries to get him out of there 

he goes right up to keith’s side when he tries to reason with him, and we get a repeat of that shoulder touch thing these two do so much. shiro especially does this to keith a lot, and it honestly seems like a kind of grounding thing. he reaches out to keith, tries to tell him that whatever’s going on his life isn’t worth it, holds onto him to offer some kind of comfort. the way shiro tries to convince him here reminds me a lot of that thing joaquim said in an interview, about how “shiro is sort of the only thing that can really calm him down and keep him in check.” shiro very much tries to do that here, sees that keith is angry and upset and tries to keep him from making a reckless decision. 

was shiro really taken aback and hurt initially? i think so, yes. but once he kinda has a bit of time to recover and think things through he’s still thinking of keith and trying to help him as best he can–this is also why he doesn’t try to stop him again until it’s absolutely necessary, because he respects keith’s volition and understands the importance of that autonomy. when push comes to shove, regardless of the situation, shiro still steps up to protect keith 

Spoilers, sweetie.

The other night, one of my players started asking me (our DM) nosy questions about upcoming plot points.

Player:  I’m just saying, I think my character needs a girlfriend to show up. It’s important to me.

Me: [laughing] Oh, man, trust me on this one:  I have a whole lot of things worked out, and you’ll be surprised by what’s waiting for you down that road.

Player:  … see, when you say it like that, it scares me.

Me:  You should be scared! Or maybe not. I don’t know. I have no idea what the future holds.

Player:  Except you do! That’s actually the whole point!

From the Waxing Table

harry stripped in the behind the album vid and i… got some feels about it… so enjoy harry’s pain kink mixed with a bit of waxing :)

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I’m in love with you and it scares the shit out of me. I’m scared you don’t feel the same way, I’m scared you don’t want me as much as I want you. I’m scared of me getting attached to you. I think - I hope - you do though. Feel the same way. It shows up in the little things, like the way you kiss my forehead or stick out your tongue at me or tell me your feelings and dreams or put your hand around my waist when we’re passing through waves of people or reach out to hold me closer when we’re sleeping or let me into the more private parts of your life - like meeting your family.
Adult World (Jungkook smut)

Originally posted by nochuie

Description: You reveal to your friends that no one except yourself has ever made you cum. Jin in particular finds this interesting and dares you and Jungkook to go to the sex shop down the street and purchase a sex toy, for your own benefit of course.

Pairings: You x Jungkook, You x Taehyung, Jungkook x Taehyung (you know how truth and dare goes)

Basically: Taehyung is a cocky lil shit who features quite a lot. Jin is a mean lil shit and Jungkook is a very helpful lil shit ;)

Genre: Smut, Angst, Fluff (so much smut, like damn this was hot to write)

This fic includes: A brief boy on boy scene, swearing, alcohol, sex toys, explicit smut

Word count: 6k


“You’ve got to be kidding!” Jin practically howls with laughter, doubling over himself and nearly falling off the couch with laughter. You’re about to tell him off but Jungkook beats you to it.

“Shut up. It’s not that big of a deal.”

Jin sits up straight, looking down at Jungkook, who sits next to you on the floor, opposite Jin. He wipes the tears from his eyes, his laughter finally dying down. “Hey, don’t you think you should talk to me with a bit more respect?” He prods teasingly, but Jungkook doesn’t seem in the mood, his previous lighthearted spirit vanishing upon Jin’s insensitive comment.

Jungkook’s tone is excitingly stern, but not rude, “Yeah, I’ll show more respect when you show more respect to Y/N.”

You laugh, “Don’t worry about me, Jungkook. I don’t think I can take Jin very seriously, not when I highly doubt he’d even know how to make me or any other girl cum.”

The circle of friends in Taehyung and Jungkook’s apartment erupt into comical ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’.

“You got damn burned!” Jimin says, leaning over the bottles in the center of your various seated positions to high five you.

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BTS Reaction to Your Cat Watching Him During Sex

Incognito;Hello~ if you still do request could you please do a reaction to BTS? How would they react when their s/o’s cat comes in during sexy time and just intensely stares into his eyes and the cat doesn’t want to go away?

Note: RATED M to those baby armies! Nonetheless, requests are open! I will be closing them soon, and only accepting the first 20 that interest me, so go request!! *pls have manners when you ask, or else it will be deleted ((-:*


Jin ➳ He was kissing your torso, making his way up to your chest, up your neck as goosebumps began to rise from the wet trail and finally, to your lips. He was humming, slowly positioning himself to your entrance and when he glanced to the cat bed just to find the once sleeping cat now glaring at him, the man couldn’t help but chuckle softly. “What’s so funny?” You asked, wondering why he was suddenly tittering and not making any further move.

“Oh, nothing.” He said, staring back to the cat and giving him a cute expression.

Originally posted by yoongiski


Suga ➳ He was filled with ecstasy, fingers digging into yours hips with your chest pressed onto the bed as he slammed into you from behind. His eyes were closed, and as he could feel his climax coming — he was even more turned on by your mewling that resonated around the room and boiled his insides to the core. Opening his eyes, he witnesses your cat staring right at him, meowing loudly and he immediately stops while flushing red.

Looking up, you ask him why he stopped and he could only feel stupid from mistaking your cats moans for yours. “Please,” he says, slipping out of you, “get your cat out of here.”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned


J-Hope ➳ Your legs were wrapped around his torso, and he held you perfectly as he thrusted into you against the wall. It felt soo good, you were really amazing and he couldn’t be any happier. Biting your shoulder as he began to quicken his pace and move more powerfully, he felt something very furry purr against his leg before he..screamed.

He dropped you, you falling straight on your bottom before you would scream at him for interrupting something intimate — until he would begin to sputter and point to your kitty in defense. “Your cat scared the shit out of me!”

Originally posted by ineedakpopgif


RapMonster ➳ His hands were working around your body, focusing on pleasuring you and slipping your clothes off as he kissed you passionately. And while he slid his boxers down his ankles, leaving your lips to leave kisses to your cheek to your chin and down your neck while positioning himself — his eyes fluttered open just to find your cat’s eyes boring into his. He froze, giving the cat a look as you smacked him for stopping.

“Your cat keeps staring, I’m not just going to give it a live porno here.” Namjoon mumbled, and when you told him it was okay, he could only give you a ‘are you serious?’ look.

Originally posted by earlyconf-i-moved


Jimin ➳ He laid on the bed lazily as you sat on top of him, moving painfully slow as he tried to beg you to go faster and when you wouldn’t comply — he grabbed your hips to thrust deep into you himself. With one eye closed and a smile gracing his lips to hear you cry out, his attention averted towards the door and back to you, only to snap back towards the door to find you cat laying provocatively as it stared at him intently.

He stopped, earning a cry of disapproval from you before he bursted into a fit of laughter. “Tell your cat to leave!”

Originally posted by sunglow1004


V ➳ He was sitting down with you bouncing on top of him, his arms wounded around your waist as your lips stayed attached to each other’s, kissing fervently and impatiently before he laid you down and intertwined your fingers together. Smiling towards you, he began to move slowly and when your fingers tightened around his, he began to pound into you — that is, until your cat jumped on the bed and began to drill it’s eyes into his.

“Why is..” He was flustered, quickly picking you up off the bed and walking out the door. “We need to go somewhere..better.”

Originally posted by apgujeon


Jungkook ➳ Jungkook noticed your cat sitting in the corner and watching his every move like a lion, making sure the boy did nothing to harm you but; he just didn’t care. His mouth was latched onto your neck, sucking as he moved into you and when your cat graciously jumped onto the bed, Jungkook moved away from your neck with a plop! only to slow his pace just to pet the furry animal.

“He’s so cute,” Jungkook would comment  before moving his hands back onto you, “but not cuter than my kitty.”

Originally posted by bwiboo


Masterlist

The Big Chomp

Backstory: so we’re playing the Tyranny of Dragons campaign and through dumb decisions and deliberately ignoring DM hints, we end up right in the middle of a big ol’ cult layer full of bosses and enemies. We’re kind of screwed. Our lovable bugbear fighter, our evil and horny elven sorcerer, and me our Far Too Chaotic dragonborn Cleric or Tymora.

Our Bugbear Fighter takes out the boss pretty quick but we’re still surrounded by 12 Kobolds and 2 Beserkers.

Dragonborn Cleric (Me): Okay so. There’s 6 flying Kobolds yeah?
DM: Yup
Dragonborn Cleric: Okay and how grouped together would you say they are?
DM: Oh they’re huddled up, Bugbear scared the shit out of them.
Cleric: Oh fantastic. I cast spiritual weapon
DM: Alllrighty what’s your weapon.

Cleric: A giant copy of my head
DM: … What.
Cleric: Tymora doesnt have any weapons associated with her. So I want to summon a gigantic floating version of my head right beside these flying kobolds.
DM: A-alright. What now?
Cleric: I roll to vore.
DM: Oh god.

*rolls high enough*
*hits every kobold down to one hp*

DM: Okay, god. All the flying Kobolds look like theyre dying and the non-flying Kobolds are so stupid they’re just attacking this big ghostly head.
*On my next turn *
Cleric: So now alllll the kobolds are grouped around the head yes?
DM: Jesus, yes.
Cleric: I roll to cronch

*rolls high*

DM:… In one mighty chomp you have managed to vore every single kobold to death in your mighty ghostly jaws. The big head swallows, satisfied, and the beserkers look distinctly ill
Sorcerer: I don’t know about anyone else but I’m aroused

There Needs To Be More Gay Greasers

Give me boyfriends having a smoke outside of the local diner together, staring straight ahead but their hands lightly dangling by their sides as their pinky fingers touch.

Give me silly tropes like buying each other milkshakes and sharing one at an empty diner at midnight

Give me rumbles where one boy is getting the shit kicked out of him and the other jumps in because ‘no one fucks with my boyfriend’

Give me hard kisses afterward because 'You scared me so fucking much, you asshole’

Give me gangs of social outcasts who are more accepting of homosexuality than socs, because those squares can get bent if they mess with my brothers.

Give me jacket swaps

Give me hot make out sessions in the back of a car at the local drive in movie.

Give me two boys lighting each other’s cigarettes with heat in their eyes.

GIVE ME GAY GREASERS

fuckboy » jjk » m

» request: nope

» genre: smutttttt

» author’s note: i was hoping to be able to get to 5k words, but unfortunately that didn’t happen :’) anyways, i still think this is the longest scenario i’ve written which i’m kind of proud of tbh ?? i really like this one and i hope you all do too! feel free to request any sort of au scenarios and i’ll be sure to write it !

» word count: 4.3k+

» warnings: fuckboy jungkook, sexting, phone sex, oral (female receiving), dirty talk, praise kink, unprotected sex

**nsfw under the cut

You sigh to yourself as you collect the randomly discarded articles of Jimin’s clothing scattered through the house. You roll your eyes as you grasp a pair of his underwear, tossing them into the basket which has now grown heavy with the weight of his dirty laundry. “Seriously, Chim, is it that hard to pick up your clothes?” You ask as you walk into the living room, picking up an old t-shirt from the back of the couch; you stop in your tracks once you finally look up.

“Sorry, Y/N.” Jimin flashes you a sheepish smile, but you are no longer worried about him. Your eyes travel to the other person in the room, Jeon Jungkook; he leans casually against the wall, taking a sip from a bottle of water. “Have you met Jungkook?” Jimin asks you casually, flicking through the channels on the television as you glare at his friend.

“I don’t think so,” you say truthfully; you’ve never met Jeon Jungkook, but you’ve heard of him, many times. Most recently, his antics had been called to your attention by a close friend of yours, and to make a long, long story short: Jeon Jungkook is a fuckboy.

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Hard to Get - Thomas

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Thomas/Reader

Word Count: 9,016

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Kinky Thomas, Multiple Orgasms, Oral (both receiving), Bondage, Hair Pulling, Public Oral Sex, Masturbation, Thomas’s giant dick pressing into his jeans (cause hot damn we all know it does)

Notes: Some cute lil nonnie said they wanted me to write another Thomas smut. So kinky Thomas it is. Thanks @stilinski-jpeg @minhosmeanhoe and @dylan-trash-tbh for yelling at me to write this so much. Otherwise I would have kept procrastinating. I hope this is worth yelling at me so much. 

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