WWE Warforged Wrestling Entertainment
CONTEXT: 4 man party into a corroded farmhouse turned swamp with a plant that hosted corpses nearby. After making constant dex saves and plowing through doors. I’m playing a warforged paladin with built in armor that weighs a little under 800 pounds. What happens next may not be expected
DM: You make your way down the stairs first, testing the strength of each step beneath your weight. Make a dex save every 5 feet down.
Warforged(me): *rolls above 10 most of the way down* Not to worry citizens, I will give my life before you!
Rogue: What if that thing controlling the corpses is causing this house to crumble?
DM: You hear an eerie screech echoing from somewhere below you.
Warforged (OOC): Now you’ve done it…
DM: Everyone make a dex reflex save
Rogue: *rolls 12*
Ranger: *rolls 14*
Wizard: *rolls 4*
Warforged: *rolls 20*
DM: Both the (Rogue) and (Ranger) keep their balance, however (Wizard) starts to tumble into the now gaping hole in the center of the main hall. (Warforged) as you rolled quite high and are near him I’ll give you a free action before the encounter.
Warforged: (OOC) I wish to push past (Wizard) and elbow drop into the hole.
DM: Okay, roll me an acrobatics check
Warforged: *rolls 20 again*
DM: Oh.. uuh okay, you make a great leap crushing the wood boards behind you. Elbow out, diving towards the gaping hole…
Warforged (OOC): I wish to start playing “Electrifying” out of my voice synthesizer.
DM: As you turn on your mysterious new aged robot music the screeching from the basement of the farmhouse is soon replaced by a large splatter followed by “DO YOU SMELL, WHAT (Warforged) IS COOKIIIIING?”
Rogue (OOC): I’m never playing with you again…
Ranger (OOC): And not experience the first wrestler of the Warforged Wrestling Entertainment world?!