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the only child mr. h has to watch for is the idiot who runs the city.
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bonus:

(Yes, This WOULD Happen)

Marinette: We can’t talk right now, we’re in public!

Tikki: But Marinette this is really im-

Chat Noir: HOLY SHIT!

Marinette: *frantically shoves Tikki into her purse*

Chat Noir: MARINETTE! WAS THAT A KWAMI?! DID YOU STEAL LADYBUG’S KWAMI?! HOW COULD YOU?!

Marinette: r u f u c k i n g s e r i o u s

anonymous asked:

why do you think black and white the best episode if you don't mind me asking?

  • GUNCHUCKS
  • SUN WUKONG
  • THE SPIT TAKE WHEN SUN TALKED SHIT ABOUT THE WHITE FANG AND BLAKE WAS LIKE “I used to be a member”
  • sun stayed with blake for an entire weekend not knowing her at all and she let him stay by her side and they kept each other company and he didn’t push her to tell him about her past he waited patiently until she was ready to tell him??? he expected nothing in return??? he figured out she was a faunus at first sight, found her late at night after running away, and decided to stay with her and more importantly she let him
  • hate me all you want but if sun hadn’t found her blake wouldn’t even be in the damn story now she would have run away again
  • “I’M COMBAT READY”
  • it introduced blacksun and nuts and dolts aka the only ships that ever mattered
  • THE GUNCHUCKS
  • SUN AND BLAKE VS ROMAN….PENNY VS THE WHITE FANG….NOTHING IS EVER GONNA TOP THAT!!! NOTHING!!
  • The choreography holy shit
  • I’m being serious have you seen the comparison between the final scene and the scene w/ the music it was choreographed to?? that’s fucking magic
  • PENNY POLENDINA
  • SUN’S WEAPON, AKA THE STAFF AND MORE IMPORTANTLY THE GUNCHUCKS
  • Blake backstory
  • “i stole you some food” “do you always break the law without a second thought?” “hey weren’t you a part of a cult or something?” *blake glares* “ok too soon”
  • sun stomping on roman’s face after throwing a banana peel on him and then playing the wf lackeys and roman like a fucking fiddle
  • THE SEISMIC SHOCK WHEN SUN SLAMMED HIS STAFF ON THE GROUND
  • “Leave her alone” damn boy trying to act cool
  • SUN FOUGHT AGAINST ARMED CRIMINALS WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!! 
  • t h e g u n c h u c k s
  • “oh you mean the faunus girl!” “uh what?”
  • “the cat ears?” “what cat ears? she wears…a…bow…”
  • THE TUMBLEWEED
  • “she does like tuna a lot”
  • YANG AND WEISS ABANDONING RUBY ALONE W/ PENNY
  • *tumbleweed blows past them again* “it sure is windy today” TRUE COMEDY
  • “these kids just keep getting weirder and weirder” god i miss roman
  • this screenshot

and did i mention our lord and savior, sun’s gunchucks?

RFA HEADCANONS: His favorite thing to do with you~

Headcanon: His favorite thing to do with you~

Jumin:

Jumin is a S U C K E R for cats. Everyone knows this. While he loves Elizabeth 3rd to death, he also loves to take you to an animal shelter every now an then. Of course, the first time you had went..he wasn’t very fond of the idea. He thought it would be disgusting..but, the excitement on your face had convinced him to go. After all, how could he say no to that face?

He ended up falling in love with every..and I mean EVERY cat there.

You had to practically drag him out of the shelter by the time you were done.

“(y/n). Just look at this one real fast! She’s beautiful..”

“Jumin, you’ve said that about every cat here, let’s go.”

~~

Zen:

Zen is extremely talented. He’s described to be the perfect man, after all. So, it’s no surprise that that boy can dance. Oh boy, can he dance.

Even if you aren’t good at it, he still loves to dance with you. If you’re struggling, he will pull you up on his feet, carefully moving the both of you around the room.

He just loves watching you tilt you head back as you laugh. There’s nothing like seeing your gorgeous smile as he dips you.

Of course, his lil dip will end up in the both of you practically making out~ but that’s a story for another day.

“Eek! Zen! Don’t drop me!!”

“Don’t worry, princess~ I’ve got you. You’re safest in my arms, anyways.”

~~

Yoosung:

Let’s be real here. You two are N E R D S.

You two love to play games together. He loves to see the concentration on your face when you get into a game. A lot of times, he will surprise you with a new game that he bought with his own money. And you bet your ass that you two will be battling to the death as you play it together.

“Shit, no! Gahh..i’m dying, send help, send help!”

“Ohhh, (Y/n). Looks like I’ll be beating you to- OH CRAP, NO! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!”

“Heh~ oh, my bad. Didn’t realize that was you~”

~~

Jaehee:

C O F F E E D A T E. Trust me, you can’t go wrong with a date. She loves to take you out on little coffee dates, followed by one of Zen’s musicals.

Just something about seeing you impatiently try to take a sip of your coffee, and then letting out that little “eek” of yours when you burn your tongue..was oddly cute to her.

“Careful, (Y/N). It’s hot, you kno-”

“EEK! OH DEAR GO- I mean. Uhm. Wow. That’s hot. Aha. Just like you~”

“What am I going to do with you, (Y/N).”

Usually ends with you two kissing. She loves to kiss you when you taste like coffee~

~~

Luciel:

ALRIGHT, YOU TWO ARE NO DOUBT aNd I mEan nO dOubt..going to be pulling pranks on each other. 24/7, this lil red headed hacker is going to be pranking you when you least expect it. You even keep track of how many wins the each of you have. Sadly, You’re always a point or two behind him.

What can you say, he’s a master. But you know..Ohh, you know..you’ll be beating him one day. (Don’t take that wrong. OOPS I DID. I need to stop, lmao.)

And he LOVES his advantages. He loves how you lightly ball up your fists, as you playfully punch him when he gets you.

“HAHA, SORRY, (Y/N)!! I COULDNT HELP IT..! GAH! A B U S E! BOYFRIEND ABUSE, ALERT ALERT, I NEED LIFE ALERT!”

“I’LL GET YOU LUCIEL, AND YOUR LITTLE CHIPS TOO!” You usually say, grabbing his chips, and running to your bedroom, locking the door behind you.

“MY HONEY BUDDHA..! NO!!”

~~

Bonus: V:

V loves to take photography. It’s one of his favorite things to do. His favorite thing to take pictures of..? Well. That would be you~

He loves to take you out to nice places, Even on your laziest days. Just to take pictures of you making cute little expressions..

It even motivated him go get his eye surgery. He knew he wanted to see you grow old with him. He had to.

Wearing sweats and one of his over sized shirts? Oh god, he still finds you to be the most beautiful woman.

Once, he’s even taken a picture of you brushing your teeth.

“What are you- V! I'MBRUSHINGMYTEETh! I HAVE LITERAL BED HEAD! STOPPP!”

“And somehow..you make even that breath taking~”

~~

Bonus: Saeran:

This boy. THISBOY. He is so awkward when it comes to relationships. But his favorite thing to do with you?

Literally anything. He just wants to know that you are there for him. He needs your support at all times.

But..if he had to pick a favorite..

Cuddling.

Now, it doesn’t seem like him that he would be one for cuddles 24/7..however..

He feels secure when you’re in his arms. He loves to know that you’re with him, that you’re safe, and will not leave his side.

“Saeran, what are yo- oh. oH. Wow, you smell really good, aha.”

“I borrowed some of Saeyoung’s cologne. Just..relax. I want to hold you for a little while..”

~~

HOPE YOU ENJOYED~ THIS WAS MY FIRST HEADCANON LIKE..EVER.

YOU CAN REQUEST ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, OR A ONE SHOT, OR ANYTHING. LITERALLY, I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. Pls request 😂😂🔫

anonymous asked:

hi adam. i went through your /answers for over an hour this morn and found some good ones that helped me out. thx. my Q is... have you ever been in a ~deep~ relationship and dumped? (i remember you mentioning being the dumper) i'm in deep depression because of it. don't feel like i could be loved again. or that anyone will look @ me with the amount of love that they did. i am incredibly stuck and it's been months. i do go to therapy. but days off, i feel so alone (even with support). any advice?

in the past, i would be the one to get broken up with or things fizzle off, so that’s what that joke is about. but honestly i had a lot of like 1-2 month crushes or whatever but nothing actually serious until my current relationship i think. a lot of that was just being younger and kind of a mess, etc.

i think it’s important to remember that the love you felt is proof that love exists. it’s hard to feel that and then lose the relationship that brought it into your life. but some people don’t even know what exists yet and maybe don’t even believe in it. so i think there’s a real value in knowing and though that’s what is killing you right now, it’s also how you know you can feel it again. it’s real, it exists and it is out there. of course you will meet someone new. you will grow to love other people. you will grow to love yourself more! you will keep growing and feeling and, i know it s u c k s to hear this, but you will be okay. 

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 (i’m doing this one for MIRA.)

BASICS.

FULL  NAME : Mira Kathleen Colburn (former alias, Nora P. Retwood)
NICKNAME/S : None at the moment
AGE :  verse dependent; default is 39.
BIRTHDAY : August 12th, 1977
ETHNIC  GROUP :  Caucasian / white.
NATIONALITY :  American.
LANGUAGE/S : English, a tiny, acquired-in-passing amount of several others (spanish, french, etc)
SEXUAL  ORIENTATION :  abrosexual (Abrosexuality is defined as a “fluent” sexuality in that that the sexuality is always/frequently changing, usually between the same sexualities. In example, an abrosexual female can switch between homo, hetero, pan, and asexual, so that a few days she can be a lesbian, followed by a few weeks where she is ace and not attracted to anybody, followed by a time of pansexuality where anybody could be found attractive.) Mira herself tends to fluctuate between hetero, homo, and ace. she also fluctuates a lot on the sex repulsion scale, especially post her traumatic experiences.
ROMANTIC  ORIENTATION :  abroromantic (same as above but regarding romantic attractions).
RELATIONSHIP  STATUS :  single. 
CLASS :  working-mid class; presents herself unfailingly as upper
HOME TOWN / AREA :  born in new orleans, louisiana, usa
CURRENT  HOME :   EXTREMELY verse dependent. defaults are either texas or georgia, usa
PROFESSION : as per, very verse dependent. has dabbled in acting & theater, modeling, law enforcement consultant, undercover operative for the ATF, performing her mentalist bit from the carnival (where she grew up & performed until the age of 17) in bars and clubs, and as the host of her own short lived television show.

PHYSICAL.

HAIR : brown
EYES : brown
NOSE :  a little on the wider side, not terribly large.
FACE : prominent cheek bones; generally the more prominent, the worse she’s been doing (hasn’t been eating/sleeping as well, etc). small lines around the eyes and a hint of dimples with a wide smile. most signs of middle age are well hidden by makeup at all times. moderately defined chin.
LIPS : a little on the thinner side, but well defined. often wears red lipstick, of varying shades.
COMPLEXION : Pale.
BLEMISHES : probably a few spots covered by makeup, here and there, on her skin, but for the most part, her complexion is clear.
SCARS : on the inside of her right arm, a scar runs from just above her elbow up towards her armpit. it was incurred via a knife in a bust gone wrong, one which resulted in captivity & rape. it is part of the reason she does not wear very short sleeves.
TATTOOS :  None.
PIERCINGS:  just for earrings, lobe piercings.
HEIGHT :  5 ft 1 in (154 cm).
WEIGHT : 131 Ibs (59 kg or 9.3 stones).
BUILD : short, but not stocky; she is not tiny, but also not considered ‘overweight’. has relatively even curves.
FEATURES :  smooth but also somehow a bit angular; she has great control over her expression at all times, and she doesn’t like to allow herself to appear too much so- she usually holds a softer expression in place to balance it. 
ALLERGIES :  none
USUAL  HAIR  STYLE : long and flowing, lightly styled- mahimum length, mid back, minimum length, shoulders. (although a lot of my icons depict it much shorter lol whoops)

USUAL  FACE  LOOK :  

tends to maintain a pleasant expression most of the time; almost never is she seen with an expression that is indifferent, scowling, or otherwise negative. there is a vague sense of calculating about it, and her eyes are always watching. the expression is also unreadable- the cover-all-mask for whatever real expression didn’t make it to her face.


USUAL  CLOTHING : done up, a lot of red (or, more rarely, yellow or blue) accents paired with neutral tans, grays, blacks, and whites. dressy but not ballroom dressy; never casual, never t shirts or denim. a lot of makeup, but not in a made up sort of way; more a no makeup look that take fifty different products. name brands, things that look, (maybe are) expensive. a lot of jewlery- necklaces, bracelets, rings. usually does not wear dangling earrings, but always wears studs. heels on a daily basis. mostly dresses, nice tops with slacks, pantsuits. following the experiences that gave her the scar, she does not expose much, if any, skin, and she always dresses in layers. if you see her w/o her nails done, w/o makeup on, in something less than presentable- something is terribly wrong.

PSYCHOLOGY.

FEAR/S :  vulnerability, loss of power/control, being controlled, being manipulated, not being taken seriously, dependency. she does also suffer from ptsd following her experiences with the scar situation. she can be triggered by things like, men with powerful personalities trying to control her (or doing anything she may perceive as such), or getting too close to her; being touched when she was not asked if it was okay, did not see it coming, or is uncomfortable with the person touching her, being caught off guard by anyone in any situation. she also sprouted a fear of flying, which is based solely on an intense, triggering level of discomfort with the security measures proceeding the flight itself.
ASPIRATION/S : she’d really just like to be happy. she’d like to be happy, and she’d like to not be alone. she’d like to move past her trauma without letting them change who she is because of it. she also does enjoy helping, although her methods of helping people out are rather unorthodox and may or may not appear incidentally threatening at some point in the process.
POSITIVE  TRAITS :  intelligent, kind, tends to withhold judgments, makes people feel at ease, usually (seems) cheerful, willing to help, loyal to people she feels some attachment to.
NEGATIVE  TRAITS : sometimes stubborn, closed off about important things, untrusting, secretive, tends to write off people she does not like to an absurd degree (for example, telling people her mother is dead, because they don’t get along), has the ability to be manipulative, to control a situation too much, etc, can be somewhat morally ambiguous, doesn’t take no for answer.
ZODIAC :  Leo.
TEMPERAMENT : calm, collected, seems to be quite easy going (whether she really is beneath the surface is anyone’s guess). keeps a level head in crisis. generally keeps a somewhat neutral opinion on most things (outwardly); and is as such generally non-threatening.
SOUL  TYPE / S : the scholar: curious, analytical, & knowledge-seeking.
ANIMALS : the fox. unassuming, seen as perhaps cute or approachable, but also has an air of wildness- an animal that should not be tamed, perhaps cannot be;  an animal with immense cunning, which people can sense deserves some respect for its capabilities.
VICE  HABIT/S : always deflects the point away from herself, in a way that most people will never even notice. you may talk for hours, tell her your entire life story, and never realize that she didn’t even give her name. 
FAITH : has no personal opinion. interested in the various faiths of the world, open to all of them, but claims none of them herself.
GHOSTS ? :  rather indifferent..
AFTERLIFE ? : also rather indifferent
REINCARNATION ? : same as above
ALIENS ? :  would love to debate the topic, and assumes it’s probably likely, but is still personally rather indifferent..
POLITICAL  ALIGNMENT :  on the progressive side of things, probably. Chaotic Good.
ECONOMIC  PREFERENCE : ? ? ?
SOCIOPOLITICAL  POSITION : ? ? ?
EDUCATION  LEVEL : did not graduate high school. due in part to the degree to which school bored her, but mostly due to a constant, moving home in the carnival and her mother’s insistence that the money she made for her was more important than education. this has limited her career options greatly (although she could have forged her way into college, she doubted she’d be able to pay for it). she is greatly ashamed of this, and has strove to rise above her carnie roots considerably. she speaks in a i read the dictionary for fun sort of way, rarely using a five letter word if she can think of one with seven. and since she does have and utilize a memory palace of sorts, she has memorized a lot of such words. in general, she strives to be well read, well informed, and appear to be very much an upper class member of society. it is partially personal preference, yes, but at least sixty-percent compensation.

FAMILY.

FATHER : unknown; random carnival goer her mother seduced. probably because she thought he had money.
MOTHER : clara colburn.
SIBLINGS : none.
EXTENDED  FAMILY : unknown.
NAME  MEANING/S :  of latin or slavic origin; mira may mean admirable, peace, the sea, the light, or female ruler. she was named for the meanings ‘the light’ and ‘the sea’.
HISTORICAL  CONNECTION ? : none.

FAVOURITES.

DEITY : none.
MONTH : September or november- the fall, but not october, because she’s not into halloween..
SEASON : fall. a time of casually layered clothes, her favorite colors, (except for blue, unfortunately) and spiced lattes.
PLACE :  somewhere with a lot of other people, where she cans hoose to interact with them or not- someplace calm, but still busy, like the beach, a cafe or coffee shop, the park, etc.
WEATHER :  on the cooler side- the 50s-60s F. ( 10s-20s C ). weather for jackets, sweaters, scarves, boots, etc.
SOUND : gentle waves washing over the sand on a beach, the hum of a crowd of people doing whatever it is that humans do, rain splashing onto an umbrella on a cool september day.
SCENT/S : sweet smells that are not fake or sickeningly so. perhaps a scent such a wisteria, or rose; but also, the smell of the beach- the scent of coffee- or perhaps even that distinctive smell of autumn.
TASTE/S :  has a secret love of terrible carnival and fair foods, due to her past and the memories associated with them, but eats them very rarely. enjoys soups, salads, wraps, those sorts of things. lighter cuisine is more her forte; large, heavy comfort foods are not generally what she’s drawn to having. enjoys fresh vegetables and fruits, grilled meats, etc. also loves deserts, as long as they aren’t sickeningly sweet.
FEEL/S : smooth and cool; silk, smooth cotton, something with a high threadcount.
ANIMAL/S :  somewhat indifferent to animals, pets in general, etc.
NUMBER :  none
COLOUR :  blues, yellows, and a lot of fall/earth tones- grays, tans, sometimes even a forest green or a an apple red.

EXTRA.

TALENTS :  observation, reading other people (anticipating their emotional reactions, reading body language, watching for their subconscious tells, controlling and communication with her own ‘subconscious’ tells, which is useful in manipulation, etc) controlling a situation/what someone does or how they respond without their knowing it or realizing it. good at lying. good at memorization. plays the smallest bit of piano, good with things like makeup and fashion, a relatively good actress, very good at the practice of mentalism. knows how to pick locks, forge a signature, read lips, understands morse code, able to accurately guess someone’s name, age, weight, height, etc by just looking/interacting,  knows how to change a tire, can tell what someone is writing by watching the top of the pen, almost always knows when you’re lying, can perform countless tricks that imply she is capable of “reading your mind”, and a lot of other strange little skills that are not necessary, have little practical use, but which she has picked up anyway.
BAD  AT :  true genuineness, being vulnerable, showing real emotion (rather than filtered or fabricated emotion), staying out of other people’s business, actually trusting someone, relationships, maintaining friendships, managing things that make her personally uncomfortable, blending in, making or keeping something simple, knowing what to do with children or animals, managing stress, not catering at least somewhat to other people’s wishes, anything technological (computers, smart phones, etc- they lost her after email machines if we’re being honest), video games, anything physical (sports, running, etc), does not know how to ride a bike (and is secretly ashamed of it), cooking, normalcy, making things inexpensive, changes on a fundemental level, doing anything in a hurry.
TURN  ONS : intelligence, kindness, openness, cheer, a trusting nature. her ability to trust you (this one’s a rip off bc she blames u if she doesn’t when she’s the one with trust issues), uniqueness, gentlness, soft touches/kisses/etc, no expectations placed on intimacy. (which she is skittish of following her trauma).
TURN  OFFS : rudeness, competitive nature, forcefulness, any man who is large and projects a powerful vibe (post trauma), controlling people (mun, coughing violently: WHO ARE YOU TO TALK-), a lot of expectations, anyone she doesn’t trust (basically everyone then), any sensed ulterior motives.
HOBBIES : people watching, interacting with strangers, checking out new things, going to museums and art galleries and the like, reading at the beach, to some degree reading in general, fashion and makeup, going for walks just to enjoy the air, seeking out different coffees (she’s a bit of a coffee snob, but also enjoys tea), knows how to embroider and does occasionally make it a hobby, generally performing/being the center of attention.
TROPES :  I WISH I COULD ANSWER THIS BUT….. I’VE ALREADY SPENT LIKE AN HOUR ON THIS IF I GO LOOKING FOR TROPES IT’LL BECOME THREE RIP
AESTHETIC  TAGS :  light things, things with a lot of white in them, examples of solitude among people (like coffee shops, a small apartment overlooking a busy street, etc), the ocean, water in general, rain, designer fashion, the click of high heels, royalty.

FC INFO.

MAIN  FC/S : Rachel Weisz !

ALT  FC/S :  Naomi Watts (blonde fc; for the parallel lines verse; potrays the mira under the alias of nora retwood)

OLDER  FC/S :  none
YOUNGER  FC/S :  aubrey miller (child), coner dwelly (teen), rachel weisz (from 20s and up!)

VOICE  CLAIM/S : i don’t actually have one. her speaking voice is measured, calm, unhurried but not slow. she has a soft louisiana accent, dulled from the years since she’s lived there, which tints certain words a bit, and she makes a point to speak in a way she considers to be upper class. her tone is usually even, but expressive; she doesn’t shout or growl or squeal or any such thing unless the circumstances are genuinely dire.

because you didn’t get one :(

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H O L Y   S H I T

AMBER WTF THE FUCK I DON’T DESERVE THIS I DON’T DESERVE YOU

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