you ruin everything and i do not like you

Underappreciated Birds Shoutout

There are a lot of bird species out there who are underappreciated because they’re ‘common’ or ‘filthy’ or some other such garbage. So I wanna talk about some of the more underappreciated and show that they’re all real bros.

Pigeon

Probably by far the most underappreciated. I frequently see kids trying to chase them and kick them, and sometimes see adults attempting to kick them. Meanwhile these small pidge friends just want your love (and crumbs). Everything people complain about pigeons is stuff that they’re responsible for, minus poop. As for poop getting on everything? Gtf over it. It’s just pigeon poop. Your entire life wasn’t ruined because one day you got a little on your favourite jacket. Hate the fact that they fly at your face? Yeah, I bet you look like a real hero flailing around like an airborne jellyfish. They’re not gonna hit you. Unless they do, in which case it’s gonna hurt them way worse than it does you. They don’t want to get close to your stinky human face. Except they kinda do, because they love you, and pigeons are cuddle monsters. Love them back, they deserve it.

Chicken

We eat chickens and their eggs, and a lot of people when they see pet chickens are like “So when you gonna eat them?” or just assume you only keep them around for their eggs. For the latter, roosters are completely useless as pets. Y’know, except for every rooster I’ve seen which range in personality from cuddle buddy to I WILL END YOU. Not to say hens aren’t exactly the same. A chicken will not hesitate to take you down if you give it reason to. These birds demand respect. If you don’t give it, you might end up at the wrong end of their claws.

Magpie

This one is more in the UK I guess. For some reason… people absolutely hate magpies. The excuse I always hear is that they’re always raiding nests and are responsible for the decrease in population of so many bird species. Meanwhile, everyone’s cats are totally being nice and not laying a paw on a single featherball, because they are completely beloved and would never hurt a bird. But hey, I digress. Magpies are extremely intelligent. They have problem-solving skills that a bunch of humans I’ve met would fail at. Fortunately, the hatred seems to be dying down for them as their intelligence becomes more well known and it’s now known that they’re NOT the cause of the bird decline.

Vulture

Oh nooo, it only eats dead things and it’s bald and gross and ew. Yo, number one, they’re bald because if they weren’t THEN it’d be gross. D’you really want a stinky bird covered in matted rot-clogged feathers? And number two, you may just owe vultures your freaking life. They are so essential it’s ridiculous. Rather than being disgusting, those guys are cleaning up rotting carcasses for your sorry ass so that you don’t end up diseased. Animals die. A lot. Without our good bird friends out there to do the dirty work, that shit would pile up to the point where everything gets diseased and stinks worse than a bowel movement after a dodgy meal. May not be such a big deal now with how humans live in cities and stuff, but think back to our older human societies and how vital disease-free water is for example.

Seagull

Seagulls are… uh…

…seagulls…

…okay yeah, seagulls are assholes. At least they look happy when they’ve nicked your food. That’s nice I guess?

anonymous asked:

so, i'm 1/2 of a popular ship, right? and like. EVERYONE LOVES THIS SHIP because it's gay and it's canon and like. alright. whatever. you do you, but. it is not healthy. at all. she ruined my mental health and then blamed me for everything bad IN SOURCE CANON. it wasn't a healthy relationship. and i get that you guys are happy about it and all, but. it wasn't a healthy ship. she wasn't a morally good character. stop attacking people for pointing out that it wasn't healthy, is all i'm saying.

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“Look, I expect you to be profession if at any circumstances your personal life for some reason get involved in work - that’s why I asked you these questions. I can see you’ll put your girlfriend in 1st, sometimes it can ruin everything in our job, so don’t try to do anything stupid okay?”

“look, whatever happened in your past, which I don’t care, it’s not I am going to do the same, alright? like I said, I am aware of the consequences of having a personal life, but I’m not leaving her just because you say it’s dangerous - I can perfectly separate things. And you shouldn’t let your past haunt you like this, if you made a mistake, it doesn’t mean it will be happen again - you’re a young woman - find someone and be happy again, Paige! “

You know what I’m so sick of the LGBTQ+ community doing this whole gays vs straights fuckery in the YOI fandom.

I’m a lesbian (who happens to like yaoi/BL.. don’t worry it confuses me too) and I’m so so so sick and tired (in the YOI fandom specifically) of people being like “straight people ruin everything” or “You’re just fetishizing them” or whatever other BULLSHIT spills out of your brains through your keyboards. Why are you so against straight people supporting us and enjoying this show with us? I’ve been watching this show with 4 VERY VERY straight women and a straight man and they’ve shown nothing but love and support for these characters and their relationships. The LGBTQ community is so ass backwards because you want people to love and support us but then you make straight people feel like they aren’t wanted or that it makes you uncomfortable to be around them. To be honest you’re not much better than the homophobes out there. Get off your high horses you’re not special snowflakes because you’re gay or lesbian or pan or WHATEVER. So this is my post saying to all straight people PLEASE ENJOY YURI ON ICE HOWEVER YOU LIKE. If you want to scream at your TV for them to fuck then do it, if you want to tear up because you love their pure relationship then do it. Don’t let anyone feel like you are not allowed to enjoy this show just because you aren’t apart of the LGBT community 

(Oh dear)

:) next week’s promo makes me concerned that perhaps attempting to trick a genius like that isn’t too clever of an idea, Oswald.
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Boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks. Visitors scored on the home rink. Everything seems to be wrong. I’mma do a mashup, keep going – lately and I said what about newspaper mentioned cheap air fare breakfast at tiffany’s she said I think I remember the film I’ve got to fly to Saint Somewhere and as I recall, I think closing time we both kinda liked it I’m close to bodily harm time for you to go out to the places you will be from and I said well that’s one thing we got you guys are ruining it. Keep going, this is super. Twenty degrees closing time and the hockey game’s on you don’t have to go home but you can’t this is a nightmare sync, you’re ruining it stay you’re ruining everything here Nobody cares no you’re doing great they are way too far gone AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT people are not going to be able to isolate this BREAKFAST AT CLOSING TIME AND put it on YouTube BOAT DRINKS CAME IN. I’m gonna start over. I’m gonna start over. If you keep going, I’m gonna start over. Okay. Okay. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO HOME Twenty degrees and the BUT YOU CAN’T hockey game’s STAY on HERE. Nobody cares BOAT DRINKIN’ they’re all way too far gone BOAT DRINKIN’ I’m just gonna edit this out. Start again right now – okay – BOAT DRINKIN’ BOAT DRINKIN’ boat okay, here we go drinkin’ Twenty degrees BOAT DRINKS and the hockey game’s on let’s do a round BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS boys in the BOAT DRINKS I’d like to go where the pace of life’s boys in the band slow with the boat drinks you’re ruining it BOAT DRINKS BOAT DRINKS boys people love my singing, and you’re in the band ruining it for them JUSTIN FUCKIN’ WE’RE DOING A /ROUND/ Stop – stop singing DAH DAH DAH I’m gonna start all over Travis, shut up. Travis shut up. Boat drinks. I’m starting over this is the beginning again okay boys in the band ordered boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boys in the band visitors scored on the ordered boat drinks home rinkboys in the band ordered boat drink it won’t sync up when you’re doing that, you’re ruining it. You’re ruining the song. No, we’re doing a round. Okay, okay. There’s no round. Try it again. It won’t sync properly. You’re just making bad audio. Okay, okay. Okay here we go. Boat drinks. Boat drinks. Boys in the – I’m gonna start again. Boat drinks. No I’m trying to do an echo. Boat drinks. It’s not gonna sync, it’s gonna sound like garbage. Starting again. Boat drinks drinks drinks drinks boat drinks Boys in the band ordered boat drinks boat drinks drinks drinks don’t use it too early [off-key] visitors scored on the home rink everything seems to be wrong fine Rob, just fine fine isolate them out for the rest of it. I’ll just take off my headphones, that’s fine. Twenty degrees TWENTY DEGREES AND TRAVIS WE CAN SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT and the hockey game’s on HA HA HA Nobody cares hey everybody, Jimmy Buffet they’re too far gone SUCKS screaming ‘boat drinks’ somethin’ JUSTIN’S PILOTED BY FART SPERM JIMMY BUFFETT IS A something to keep them all warm GARBAGE ARTIST He’s a fartist! Nobody can hear that. Go print out a Buffet song lyrics chart I’d like to go where the and go throw it in the fuckin’ garbage pace of life’s slow, could you beam me somewhere, Mr. Scott? I’m gonna put all of Jimmy Buffett’s songs on a jump drive and flush it down the toilet any old place here on [laughing] Earth or in space ah, Justin, can you hear this? You pick the century and I’ll pick the spot. This is all fair use, Jimmy James. I know I should be leaving this climate I’ve got a verse but can’t rhyme it – ooh. What about Tuesday’s with Morrie? I gotta go where it’s warm. Alright now – now you guys can sing all of this part ‘cause we’re just gonna repeat great. Alright. I’m gonna skip the last verse, alright, here we go we’re just gonna repeat ‘I gotta go where it’s warm’. I gotta go where it’s warm. I gotta go where it’s warm. I gotta go where it’s warm. [Jimmy Buffet recording: boat drinks, boys in the band ordered boat drinks] Go, keep fuckin’ singing! Drinks. [Jimmy Buffet recording: visitors scored on the home rink] visitors scored on the home rink IS THAT IT? You’re doing great. Everything seems to be wrong. And resolve the chord progression. I’ve gotta go where it’s warm. And the end of the show. Boaaaat drinks. No, God. You resolved it. Boat drinks? Booooaaaa – please resolve it – ooooooaaaat driiiiiiinks. (whispering) boat drinks. My – my anxiety is through the fucking roof right now.

About Felix

Listen. Making a joke, however tasteless they may be, doesn’t make someone a fascist. It doesn’t mean they hate x group of people. It doesn’t make them a bad person.

No one here thinks the jokes Felix made are funny. None of us thinks they’re okay. Even Felix himself expressed regret and apologized for them. But if you think it’s okay to drag him through the mud like these big-time corporations have been doing, you might need to look at everything again and maybe, just maybe, rethink your position on this situation.

I can’t fathom how someone can think it’s okay to potentially ruin someone’s life/career just for making a couple tasteless jokes, and still think they’re the good guys.

Unbelievable

Okay, so. I’m getting really tired of the idea that “true” Star Wars fans “know” that TFA was a terrible movie, that Jar Jar Abrams singlehandedly ruined the franchise, that Rogue One was everything TFA wasn’t or whatever. I’m honestly sick of it.

I grew up watching Star Wars. I can remember being in diapers and seeing Darth Vader on the TV screen, and I remember my parents taking me and my brother out of school early on opening day to see RotS. I loved Padmé, and Luke, and all the Skywalkers. I was a fan for years, and when Lucasfilm announced that they were sold to Disney and there would be new movies coming out, I was over the moon. More movies! Oh man! I wonder what they’ll do next! I was optimistic even when people on the Internet were screaming about how Disney would turn Star Wars into a musical cartoon. Having seen The Avengers and enjoyed the Pirates of the Caribbean series, I knew Star Wars was in good hands under the Mouse.

TFA came out, and when I saw it…it was even better than I hoped it would be. I was giddy and ecstatic over it all in a way I hadn’t been in a long time. In fact, I saw it a total of five times in the theater, a very rare thing for someone who sees most movies once in the theater and is okay with never watching them again. To this day, when I pop in my TFA Blu-ray, I enjoy it just as much as that first time at the movies. It’s just…a really great film to me. I love it a lot. And it’s so special, especially since it introduced two of my favorite characters to me. I think JJ Abrams did a great job with Episode VII, and the professional critics who made the movie sit at over 90% on Rotten Tomatoes would agree with that idea.

You’re not a “better” fan for hating TFA. You’re not “edgy” for trashing on JJ Abrams and claiming that anyone who enjoys the movie doesn’t “get” Star Wars. You can hate the movie all you want, of course; everyone has their own reasons for disliking what they dislike, and I’m not about to force you to like something you don’t. However, what I will tell you to do is to let go of this idea that “true” Star Wars fans only like certain Star Wars movies, that certain movies deserve to be disregarded while others should be placed on a pedestal if you want to keep your Official Star Wars Fan Badge™. Guess what? TFA exists! TFA is an official Star Wars movie! People who enjoy TFA…are real Star Wars fans!

Anyway, I love TFA, and I’m so, so excited to see what happens next in Episode VIII. It’s a great time to be a Star Wars fan!

the signs as sad quotes from various sources
  • aries: "Hey God, if you're there, my life has really sucked. So please, for once, let me have a sweet dream."
  • - Puella Magi Madoka Magica
  • taurus: "Meeting you was the best thing that ever happened to me. You made me so happy. I don’t want you to be lost or afraid or anything like that. From here on out, I know things might be hard sometimes. But no matter what may await, please don’t regret meeting me."
  • - Clannad
  • gemini: "Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark."
  • - The Green Mile
  • cancer: "Don’t go. Don’t go. Please don’t go. Please don’t leave me behind."
  • - Your Lie in April
  • leo: "I ruined everything. The only thing I can do is make sure no one gets close to me"
  • -Kotoura-san
  • virgo: "It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen."
  • - Kanon
  • libra: "Artax you're sinking! Come on, turn around! You have to now! Come on, Artax! Fight against the sadness, Artax! Artax, please!"
  • - The Neverending Story
  • scorpio: "Upset? I'm not upset. You have no idea how much pain I'm in. It's like being cut open every day, bleeding onto the stones. I can't understand how any of you failed to see the blood...."
  • - Warrior Cats
  • sagittarius: "Take her to the moon for me. Okay?"
  • - Inside Out
  • capricorn: "They were weak. That’s why they died. We were weak, too. That’s why we couldn’t save them."
  • - Terror in Resonance
  • aquarius: "Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold."
  • - The Outsiders
  • pisces: "This is the end of my dream. My wings forgot how to fly, since I only kept pretending to flap them. Is there a meaning to wings that can’t fly?"
  • - Air
Angst Starters

[Tw: suicide, abuse, murder.]

“Can’t you see I’m hurting you?!”
“Damn it… Oh, fuck… What the fuck did I do?”
“Just leave. Please.”
“I am not your fucking kid to look after!”
“You could have pretended to actually care.”
“I’m not the one who ruined everything!”
“What do you know about my damn life?!”
“Fuck you!”
“This is not a game. You can’t be doing this to people!”
“You weren’t there when I needed you the most?”
“Where were you?! Tell me?”
“You fucking cheater!”
“You shouldn’t have saved me! I’m not worth living!”
“You’re weak!”
“You have nothing without me.”
“Who the fuck is going to love someone like you!”
“Don’t touch me ever again!”
“I will break you.”
“I’m a terrible person!”
“You can’t always run away from your problems!”
“What have you done for me?”
“No, I’m fucking done with this.”
“You’re on your own. I’m not going to risk my ass for scum.”
“I have to do this.”
“You made me do this!”
“Just leave!”
“You’re insane.”
“I know… I know… I’m so fucked up.”

i am literally 100% sure that ultimately it was lily who asked james out like

  • james is matured and he’s like “okay you’re gonna ruin it all if you ask her out”
  • because they’re friends
  • honest to god friends
  • who actually talk and laugh and have meaningful conversations and honestly james doesn’t think he could handle it if he messed everything up
  • so he just kinda sits there in love with her
  • so in love
  • and lily’s over here like “i so do not love him”
  • “no really marlene we’re friends i don’t love him”
  • “okay yeah he smells really nice and i really love that thing he does with his hands when he’s thinking and it’s really really cute when he runs his fingers through his hair and have you seen the way his ass looks in those quidditch robes”
  • “but i do not love him”
  • and marlene’s like “you’re a fucking idiot”
  • and james decides that he has to at least try to move on so he starts dating amelia boot
  • and lily can’t figure out why it bothers her so much but she avoids them at literally all costs and she just can’t see them together and she sort of feels like she’s going to throw up and god fucking damn it she loves him
  • “don’t say i told you so marlene, you bitch”
  • “i soooo told you so”
  • but now james is with amelia and it’s too late and lily doesn’t know what to do
  • so she just kind of sucks it up and tries to hang out with him except it’s so hard because she really really wants to kiss him
  • (his lips look really soft)
  • but she can’t and it’s killing her and she kind of thinks amelia hates her?? or, at least, she sends her dirty looks from across the table
  • and james can’t figure out why amelia doesn’t like lily because everyone likes lily until one day amelia sits him down and asks him to stop talking to her
  • “you’re still in love with her, james, and you’ll only get over it if you stop talking to her”
  • james doesn’t think that’s physically possible
  • so they break up and sirius gives him a knowing look but james keeps quiet about the reason because the last thing he needs is for lily to find out that he still loves her
  • lily is ecstatic
  • “i think it’s kind of awful that you’re this happy about your friend breaking  up with his girfriend”
  • “shut up mary”
  • but they’re at the three broomsticks a month later and it’s just the two of them and they’re waiting for the usual bunch and lily decides she’s going to do it
  • she has to because she can’t live like this for the rest of her life. she can’t let james potter slip away
  • “do you love me?”
  • and oh shit it comes out so wrong that was not what she wanted to say not at all she was going to invite him to get butterbeer later and oh god her cheeks are turning the color of her hair and she thinks she’s going to sink into the chair
  • james thinks he might be dying
  • “do i what?”
  • lily’s already fucked it up this much, she might as well keep going
  • “do you love me? because i do. love you, i mean.”
  • and then she stares at her hands and waits
  • and waits
  • and waits
  • and then she looks up because what is taking the asshole so long to reply?
  • he’s just grinning at her. smiling, as if she’s just told him he’s won a million galleons or signed to play with the chudley cannons
  • “yeah, yeah i reckon i’ve loved you this whole time”
  • “pay up, moony. i told you she’d be the one to confess first”
  • “god damn it sirius”
  • my future child: mommy what did you like to do when you were younger?
  • me: *painful flashbacks of reading ACOMAF in one night, reblogging everything in the tag, reading all the fanfiction and eventually setting up a fan account and get even more ACOMAF feels*
  • me: uhh.. *sweat drips down forehead* i liked to read books sweetie
And the sad, tragic truth is that people never change, no matter how much you want them to.
—  D.P
  • Kala: Why do you have to do that?
  • Wolfgang: Do what?
  • Kala: Ruin everything?
  • Wolfgang: I don't know. It's my nature?
  • Both: *chuckle*
  • Kala: No it isn't.
  • Wolfgang: No?
  • Kala: You have something good and beautiful hidden inside you. Just as I have something dark and wicked inside me.
  • Wolfgang: We're perfect for each other.
  • <b> Rhysand:</b> Feyre kissed me!<p><b>Cassian:</b> Ohmygods ohmygods!!!<p><b>Mor:</b> Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Cassian, get the wine. Rhysand, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?<p><b>Rhysand:</b> Oh, it ended very well.<p><b>Cassian:</b> [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.<p><b>Mor:</b> Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?<p><b>Rhysand:</b> Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh gods, and then we just sort of sunk into it.<p><b>Mor:</b> Ok, so, were you holding her? Or were her hands like on you?<p><b>Rhysand:</b> No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my wings.<p><b>Cassian/Mor:</b> Ohhhhh.<p><b></b> In the next room [Feyre eating while Amren swirls a goblet of blood]<p><b>feyre:</b> And, uh, and then I kissed him.<p><b>Amren:</b> Tongue?<p><b>feyre:</b> Yeah.<p><b>Amren:</b> Cool.<p>

riverdale drinking game: take a shot every time

  • token gay character says or does something that serves no purpose other than to remind the audience that he is gay
  • queerbaiting 
  • someone fawns over archie 
  • a minor character is cast with an ethnic minority actor so the show can claim diversity without compromising its ragtag group of upper-middle class white kids (disclaimer: i know veronica isn’t technically white but i think it’s even worse that she still ‘passes’ as white because it’s like they didn’t want to fully commit to a non-white veronica…… if that makes sense)
  • a female character acts like a bitch because the writers can’t differentiate between writing a bitch and writing a strong female character
  • archie is half naked because abs 
  • jughead is weird and broody because source canon doesn’t matter, tropes must be filled at all costs 
  • a scene or character is a less well executed carbon copy of a scene or character from mtv’s scream 
Always (7 and 41 w/ Peter Parker)

7. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

41. “My life is my own to ruin.”

Requested by @doodlegrunge


You were spiralling out of control and Peter knew it.

He watched helpless, as you went from being bright and happy to a shadow of your former self. He didn’t know what to do. He should have seen the signs. 

Your parents were fighting. A lot. At first it was over petty things, like leaving the odd items of clothing everywhere. Then it escalated. They were arguing 24/7, over anything and everything. They didn’t split up though. They just said that it would be a messy divorce and they didn’t want that. But their arguing had forced them to stop paying attention to you, their only child. So you started doing things to grab their attention; staying out late, partying, drinking.

You tried to act like everything was fine when you were at school and round your friends. You didn’t tell them what was happening at home. You didn’t tell Peter.

But he still found out. That’s why he was on his way to pick you up from a party that Flash was holding. He hated Flash, but he was doing this for you.

As the taxi pulled up outside Flash’s house, Peter jumped out and beckoned for the driver to wait, to which the driver nodded.

Peter pushed his way past the teenagers making out on the lawn and into the house. He spotted you straight away. You were hard to miss. He had known you his whole life and he knew you like the back of his hand. He would spot you anywhere.

Peter made his way over to you and grabbed your arm, which made you turn your head to face him, a confused look on your face.

“Peter, what are you doing here?” The smell of alcohol on your breath.

“I’ve come to take you home.” He shouted over the music. 

You pouted like a child. “Don’t wanna. I’m fine here.”

Peter sighed. “Please, Y/N? It’s getting late. What will your parents think?”

“They don’t care about me, Peter.” You stated, you were drunk, but not drunk enough to forget your problems.

“But, I do,” He smiled. “Please?”

You smiled back. “Just for you.”

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Now see what the fuck has happened?! I hope you fuckers are proud of yourselves. Spreading rumors and hate, ruins everything for the rest of us. Especially international fans who only get to see their idols through their posts on Social Media. You so called fans believed some trifling ass people instead of thinking like rational fucking human beings. YOU ARE ULTIMATELY BUSINESS! YOU ARE FANS! YOU DO NOT GET TO JUDGE THEM ON THEIR PERSONAL LIVES! YOU ARE NOT THEIR GIRLFRIENDS NOR WILL YOU EVER BE! YOU DO NOT GET TO DICTATE WHAT THEY CAN AND CANNOT DO! GET. THE. FUCK. OVER. YOURSELVES!