you rock my world!

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.

For the bittersamgirlclubTop 5 Challenge: Top 5 Most Heartbreaking Sam Moments. Well, thanks to the BSGC for this cruel and unusual prompt. If you’re interested in my thoughts on these five horrible moments then by all means, read on…

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100 ways to say “I love you”:
1. You are beautiful.
2. I love your smile.
3. Here, let me get that for you.
4. I love seeing you wake up in the morning.
5. You are amazing.
6. I love (this) about you:
7. Stay safe. Text me when you get there.
8. I love when you do (this):
9. I think you’re beautiful when:
10. You’re too good for me.
11. I don’t deserve you.
12. I care about you.
13. Don’t put yourself down like that.
14. I adore you.
15. I can’t stop thinking about you.
16. Seeing you makes me smile.
17. I need you by my side.
18. I’m thankful for you.
19. You make me a better person.
20. You complete me.
21. Have a good day at work!
22. You’re the light of my life.
23. Seeing you makes my day.
24. I get butterflies every time we talk.
25. I’m so lucky to have you; I don’t know how I got so lucky.
26. You set my heart on fire.
27. I’ll walk you home.
28. I love to make you happy.
29. You’re my soulmate.
30. You’re my best friend.
31. I can’t wait to see you (again).
32. You mean the world to me.
33. You’re my rock.
34. I value you.
35. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
36. I love being around you.
37. Pull over and let me drive some.
38. Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.
39. I want you.
40. You complete me.
41. You’re my happiness.
42. Do you need anything?
43. I want to hold your hand and never let go.
44. You’re the only one for me.
45. You are my heaven on earth.
46. Every time I look at you I fall in love all over again.
47. Drive safe.
48. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
49. Forever isn’t too long, because I know I’ll be with you.
50. I’d rather argue with you than kiss someone else.
51. You look great today.
52. I love that _______ on you.
53. You look cute when you push your glasses up.
54. I’ll always be here; I’m here for you.
55. My heart hurts when you’re not around.
56. I can’t think of what my life would be like without you.
57. We’re perfect for each other.
58. I cherish you; you’re more important than anything else in my life.
59. I will love you until I die, and even after.
60. You’re mine.
61. I support you.
62. I’m addicted to you.
63. You’re perfect in my eyes.
64. Take this; it’ll help you feel better.
65. I can’t wait to see you.
66. You’re the only one for me.
67. I’m crazy about you.
68. I had an amazing time with you.
69. I feel so lucky to have you.
70. I’ll never let you go; I’ll never want to.
71. I hope this moment never ends.
72. You leave me breathless.
73. I’d do anything for you.
74. Seeing you happy makes me happy.
75. I’m sorry for hurting your feelings.
76. You always find a way to make me smile.
77. I can’t put what I feel for you into words; it’s too great.
78. I still get jealous even though I know you’re mine.
79. I’m listening to you.
80. I made this for you, I know it’s your favorite.
81. I’m excited and nervous for tonight with you.
82. I got you your favorite candy.
83. I’ll always care about you.
84. I made you breakfast.
85. I can never stay mad at you.
86. I love your eyes; they’re gorgeous.
87. I love that outfit on you.
88. You look so cute.
89. You’re the highlight of my day.
90. How’d you sleep?
91. Your smile makes my heart go crazy.
92. I hate seeing you cry.
93. It’s my job to make you happy.
94. I want to spend more time with you.
95. I’ll fix it.
96. I hate when we argue.
97. You’re the only person I want to live my life with.
98. You drive me crazy (in a good way).
99. I’m proud of you.
100. I trust you, I always will.

- L.L.
—  via @thoughtlessinspirationss on tumblr

Calling Stydia, Bellarke and Bughead ‘The Holy Trinity’ is my new favourite thing.

--Mr."Hardly" Perfect--Another poem for Thomas Sanders! <3

Your dark brown eyes,

leave me hopelessly hypnotized.

That cute crooked smile,

melts my big heart into a pile.

Your adorkable personality,

makes me forget the harsh pains of reality.

Every fandom you’re apart of has me love you even more,

my deep love for you is like an open door.

My ears can’t help but ring,

of every beautiful song you sing.

I’m always left in a gaze,

when you act out in those community plays.

You’re just far too sweet,

for us not to meet.

Your quirky humor,

makes me wish I would’ve found you sooner.

You’re everything I want and more,

you’re the only one I truly adore.

Every little thing about yous got me Sherlocked,

because of you my worlds been rocked, harder than by The Beatles.

Without you my heart is filled with piercing needles.

I need ya more than you know,

without you I wouldn’t know how to go.

You are my one true love,

my purest Turtle Dove.

It’s hard to fathom that such a being like you exists,

at the end of the day you’re the only one I’ve missed.

You, with all your “flaws”, know how to work it,

this is why you are my Mr.”Hardly” Perfect!

TFLN #14

Hi, I’m the queen of dramatics, so please enjoy this TFLN about today’s events. 

In which Harry is pregnant and aloft in the air, and the missus becomes single for 20 minutes.

Also, TFLN requests are open.

Harry. Missus.


You have 30 seconds to explain why you are harnessed onto a fucking crane!

You said you were filming the damn video, not sacrificing yourself to God!

Have you lost your mind?!
Don’t ignore me! I know what you’re doing! It’s no wonder you kept the theme of the video a secret.
You better not have fallen and died…

Bet you gonna wish you were dead when you get home.

How come you hate rollercoasters and fireworks but here you are, ascending to Heaven like you’re in a reenactment of Peter Pan!

If I would have told you about it you wouldn’t have let me do it.

YES, because I care about your damn safety! Jesus Harry, give me like a year’s advance before you do something like this… My heart…

Noted :)

And what if the rope snaps? I refuse to raise our children alone!

We don’t have any children, love. x

And we never will because you’ll be lucky to ever stick your penis anywhere ever again after you’re through there.

You’re bluffing.

Am not. Just moved all of your stuff out. Already found someone to take your place. They’re quite nice.

Mhm. Sure.

Bet you they can’t give massages like me…

Your massages are like a C+.

But they always end on an A+… if you catch my drift…

Yeah, only because you pop a boner because you’re fondling my ass the entire time.

But you aren’t denying I rock your world ;)

That’s what you say when I rock your world ;)

What the fuck is this?!



Not likely, love. x

Did you really have to do this? My anxiety is through the roof…

It’s aesthetics, love. When you see the video you’ll understand. x

OH! And speaking of our children…

Wait, what?

Harry, no…

I’m pregnant.

That’s wonderful, dear.

It said it won’t come out until you forgive it’s daddy.

That’s not how it works, Harry…

How would you know? You’ve never had a kid.
Exactly. Now, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you and scared the shit out of you, and I promise to tell you the next time I plan to do something involving me flying hundreds of feet in the air.

You take your songs too seriously.

That I do. Now, all I need you to do is kick the prick out that took my spot, and everything will be fine and dandy.

Harry, you won’t believe it, but… I was actually joking… Insane, I know.

What?! Fooled me, love. x

Just get your ass home and away from cliff sides. Don’t need you tripping over it with your damn Bambi feet.

The imagery is kind of hilarious…

Don’t. No. Just finish up and come home. x


Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.

Her passion for her roles. Her tears are genuine. She can express desperation, fear, self-harm, self-hate, rejection, heart-ache, longing and love so beautifully. (Gifs are all mine.)

anonymous asked:

Waiiiit! You've only ever had one pick up line used on you?! Dramatic gasp. Do your legs hurt? Because you've been running through my head all day! What time do you gotta beback in heaven? Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you! Was that an earth quake or did you just rock my world? There's something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number on it.

STOP OH MY GOSH WHO ARE YOU????????????????????

  • Dean: So what’d you think?
  • Castiel: It was good.
  • Dean: That’s it? Good?
  • Castiel: I enjoyed it. When you told me I was going to be *air quotes* “losing my virginity”, I didn’t think you meant showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time.
  • Dean: Sorry, I should have said you were about to have your world rocked on my couch. Anyway, thanks for watching it, it’s one of my all-time favorites.
  • Castiel: It was very entertaining, despite the glaring story problem.
  • Dean: ...Story problem? You, oh, Cas, what a clueless little angel you are. Raiders of the Lost Ark is the love child of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, two of the most gifted filmmakers of our generation. I’ve watched it 36 times, I defy you to find a story problem. Here’s my jaw: drop it.
  • Castiel: All right. Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story. If he weren’t in the film, it would turn out exactly the same.
  • Dean: Oh, I see your confusion. You don’t understand. Indiana Jones was the one in the hat with the whip.
  • Castiel: No, I do, and if he weren’t in the movie, the Nazis would have still found the ark, taken it to the island, opened it up, and all died, just like they did.
  • Dean: *jaw drops*
  • Castiel: Let me close that for you.

anonymous asked:

I'm a virgin! I'm a virgin with a very embarrassing question that I barely have the guts to even google. Ok, here goes? Are orgasms from sex better than orgasms from masturbating? How do they compare? I'd like some realistic expectations before I find out for myself. Like, the ones I give myself feel pretty good, but are very, I don't know, practical? I hardly rock my own world, you know. So that can't be it, right?

That’s a really interesting question, anon, and I definitely had to stop and think about it for a minute. The answer is yes, it’s better in many cases, but it isn’t necessarily that the orgasm is better. I think that masturbation is, in a lot of ways, utilitarian. The working woman’s orgasm, if you will. Your bread and butter. 

Whereas sex with someone you care about and are aroused by is more of a sensual experience. The long and luxurious meal. There is a lot more pleasure in ways that aren’t just orgasm. There is tactile experience of skin, a whole lot of sensory experiences, a lot of warmth and goodness and vulnerability. 

Now, think of the orgasm part as being full from the meal. That the meal did the job. You may get just as full from either meal but you’re going to feel a lot more decadent and satisfied from the three course delicate feast than the utilitarian meal. 

Will the orgasm *itself* feel better every time? Not necessarily. But you’re going to have a whole lot of stimuli with it that will make the experience holistically much better :)

Hope that helps!