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My thoughts on the signs - from a Leo

Because why not *pretends pol actually follow my blog*

Aries: You guys are awesome, you’re a bit rash sometimes but we get along really well we laugh together and its a good time, it’d be better if you weren’t so alpha all the time.

Taurus: initially you’re pretty decent but you never change, and you think everyone should do thing the way you do - all traditionally and sometimes you back stab with those bulls horns of yours

Gemini: you have a lot of enthusiasm, about everything you have enough energy for the two of us and its nice to be around someone who is (generally) so happy, but when you get moody, I’m gone I can’t do that shit… Just understand that my max excited is like one one hundredth of what yours is. But I like you

Cancer: omg you are so fragile, and snappy… I’m not going to treat you like glass I will be brutal, I’ll tell you when ure being a cow. But do not get all cry baby on me. You can be too manipulative too but all that aside you care a lot once you put your selfishness aside… Just bc I’m spending time with other doesn’t mean I forgot you

Leo: I love u guys you understand me but also kind make me sick bc u show me how bad I really am, like so loud and vain…so sometimes is hard to get too close to another Leo.

Virgo: I really want to like you guys. You are such sweethearts. I have so many almost best friends who are Virgos but some things always off… You take things too far I think or too personal…loosen up I’m joking, I dont like being touched but it has nothing to do with you BUT dont get too cray either bc when u do… I just can’t understand

I know a few of you and most of you are really rad people super fair and kind and I admire that but other are just petty jerks who play devils advocate all the time and think they can convince you to see things their way… You magical debating skills dont work on me, just bc you can justify it doesn’t mean it works for everyone else.

Scorpio: fun we get along well. Your really skiddish though which is irritating, but its also fun to make you squirm to poke at you and see how much of that mystery you’ll expose… We have good times even if you get a little cynical sometimes. Pretty wise and smart too. But also stupid u think you’re worthless and also think so highly of yourself its like a scorpions outer shell just dont, you look dumb you dont need it, you’re pretty rad. Can be a little too pushy/controlling

Sagittarius: you are infectious. You are so playful just like us Leos, but sometimes you take it too far and it because a more like embarrassing us or mocking us and thats not cool… Also you’re brutal honest is hard to handle but as a Leo I really appreciate it. You know just when to be serious but you throw no pity parties either. Sagittarius is perf.

Capricorn: idk what it is about capis but you always seem to pity yourself and isolate yourself as loner and then you complain that ppl ignore you or leave you out or walk all over you… Stop letting them! I feel like capis need a back bone and a good compliment to boost their self esteem. Sea goats are beautiful too

Aquarius: Ive tried to dislike you but even with a reason I cant. I just think so highly of you I justify all your actions and I think your great hanging with you is as easy as breathing. Life’s better with an Aquarius in it. And was even better is you dont change around different ppl its a good thing. Some of the most true ppl out there and so interesting.

Pisces: there is something fishy (pun intended) about you. You seem nice but I get this slimey (pun intended again) feeling from you like you like me to my face but only do it bc of a,b or c… Its never anything big (like cancers sometimes) but its unsettling… You are good people I think but lions and fish aren’t meant to be friends.

After a little bit over about two months on this blog, I've gained and lost so many followers, and I can proudly say that today I reached 325 followers, which is crazy to me because I'm really not all that great. I'm actually a total loser, and I feel so sorry to anyone and everyone that follows and/or talks to me, because you have to deal with my annoying-ness. That being said, I decided to make a forever follow post, to show my gratitude to all 325 of my followers, and to show some thanks to a select few that really shine on my dash not that you all don't shine, I'm just too lazy to tag all 325 of my followers tbh.

These Are The Nastiest Skank Bitches I Have Ever Met. Do Not Trust Them, They Are Fugly Sluts

smithrps - bae, ilysm. i don’t really know what to put here, because i’m horrible at typing my feelings and such, but you mean a lot to me and all that jazz, and yada yada yada. you already know all this. :)

eriofrp - dOBBYYYYY. so we met like two months ago and at first i was like v intimidated by you, but then i figured out that you’re a little shit. we stopped talking for a few weeks, and then we got reacquainted so we could do another plot about a polyamorous relationship, and even though we haven’t even started that plot yet, we talk pretty much everyday, and that’s pretty cool i guess. and i guess you’re pretty cool too. ily

nialler1x1s - rozaaa, you beautiful human being. you’re literally the sweetest person ever, and ilysfm. you make me smile, and you’re cute, and you can saaang and your accent is v adorable and i enjoy our conversations about zayn and about how cute niall’s booty is <3

marzofrps - listen here u little thottie, ily. i enjoy our conversations even though u always ditch ahem and u make me laugh and u relate to me on a spiritual level. ur the only person i can really rant to about my dislike of ships and celebrities that everyone seems to love, and u listen to me lose my shit over zayn and u match my enthusiasm and batshit craziness over him, so god bless u bitch

dev1x1 - learn how to reply to your texts and IMs, you little shit. but frfr, i was really intimidated by you the first time we plotted, because i’m shy around people i don’t know, but when i warm up to people i lack a filter, something you obviously know by now xD and yeah, you’re like the only one who’s up like 24/7 and when i’m bored at 3 in the morning i know that i can text or IM you and you’ll be there when you’re answering your shit

ashtondear - i almost didn’t recognize you because you changed your url bitch, so you’re lucky i was kind enough to go through my messages to find you. but yeah, aside from that, ily bella. even though you suck at replying on kik, because you never check your kik because you’re a little bitch. but really, we have so many plots going on, and we haven’t even continued the first one we started, but that’s cool bc i can live vicariously through our headcanons <3

dxvinwrites - you’re such a qt, and idk why you think i find you annoying or don’t like you, bc i love you and we’ve plotted so many times but we never follow through with those plots, and that’s okay because talking and plotting with you is pretty awesome, so i’ll take what i can get

robbierps - “i hate you, dick face. go fuck yourself, and i hope you step on fifty thousand legos and fall on a cactus and into a vat of lemon juice.” which in swahili means ily

masondyerps - i’m so tired of u liking my shit, like who gave u the right?? but i’ll forgive you bc ilysm and i enjoy our conversations and our plots and we really need to get started on those ziam, lirry and stylescest plots okok.

nicole-rps - you’re like one of the best people i’ve ever met here on tumblr, and i love you bunches, and i love our talks on aim and i love delix and just everything and you’re fun to talk to and we talk about real shit and it’s all just pretty cool. you’re pretty cool <3

casanovawrites - ok so we never talk anymore, but i still consider you a really really good friend, like a best friend, and i love you lots and i miss talking to you, and i keep meaning to message you on aim but for some reason i don’t and i have to fix that mhmm <3

bettrps - i almost forgot to add you in this and dfkjsd i’M SORRY but i didn’t and here you are! we have two awesome-tastic plots rn, and i love them so much and dfkjsd thank you for blessing me with your amazingness, and thank you for telling me that it is possible to have wifi in a mobile home xD ily

sammyroleplays - ugh you’re such a cutie ok? never stop being cute. you’re so sweet and nice and i really enjoy talking to you on kik, and i really love the plot that we have right now and just ugh ily

spookyassists - bitchfuccckkk ily<3333 you’re literally the bae like you make my day when we talk, and you’re hilarious and we need to talk more, and you did the graphics for my blog, and they look flawless and perf and ilysm

stilinskiirps - you suck, but i still ly, even though you acting flakey and donT WANNA TALK TO NOBODY ANYMORE. stop acting brand new >.>

sammierps - baaeee, ily. you da realest mvp. i’m starting to get hella tired and sleepy, so i’m sorry for cutting this little note short, but you know that ily and you know that you can always message me on aim to chat or plot or whatever :*

My Lovely RP Partners, Or People I've Talked To A Few Times And Would Love To Talk To Again

tiffanyassists - mcqueenrps - willettrps - spooky1x1s - saraof1x1 - writingmalik - niall1x1s - myersofrp - osbornerps - ddlovatosrps - buttrps - jennaof1x1 - xavier1x1 - deathbytomlinson - teixeira1x1 - 1x1nshit - frantarps - radhelps - mellyrps - creativekaitlyn - fandomxwhores - hemmingssrps - gonzo1x1 - narryrants - tommofrps - tommoassists - gleekywolfrp - allanarps - malikofrp - hemmingsrph - hemming1x1s - georgie1x1s - cjassists - uhrps - scilestalks - shannrps

The People I See On My Dash That I Want To Talk To/Plot With, But LOL I'm A Shy Little Shit

benzofrps - harrehspeaks - laurps - wickedofrp - fionaroleplays - woah1x1s - ashleybrps - ashstymestrps - niallrpt - rayarps - pikachurps - 18rps - grimmersofrp - tomplots - ansolorps - bina1x1 - stephanierps - salemrps - rpnightingale - fistzarry - harryofrph 

This is just a small list of the people that follow me that make my day a whole lot brighter when I look at my fash. If I could list everyone, I would, but that would take hours and I've already been working on this for like an hour and a half and I don't have the attention span to do it anymore xD Buuut, I'm v thankful to all of my followers and friends. I love you all <3 OH! And credit to eriofrp for making this beautiful graphic for meee.