you re so weird

backtowutheringheights  asked:

I just read your "20 steps" post and I just want to say that I'm so happy you're being published. This might seem weird since I don't know you but I'm feeling proud of you, because I've been following you for a long time, I've seen how hard-working you are and knowing that your novel will be read by many people makes me excited and so happy. You really deserve it, M. And I can't wait to get my hands on a copy. And thank you for sharing your experience with us. Have a nice day <3

Thank you for your kind words! It’s been a very long journey and I’ve been lucky to share it with so many people who have been so invested in my work and supportive of my success. I hope the book is everything you hoped it would be! 

What Each Sign Wants to Hear

ARIES: “You look so hot.”
TAURUS: “I’ll always be by your side.“
GEMINI: “You’re crazy!”
CANCER: “I don’t need anyone as long as I have you.“
LEO: “You’re the most beautiful!”
VIRGO: “I need your advice.”
LIBRA: “You’re the only one who can make it!”
SCORPIO: “It’s hard to stay away from you.”
SAGITTARIUS: “Let’s go on a trip together!”
CAPRICORN: “I believe in you!”
AQUARIUS: “You’re so weird!”
PISCES: “Sing me a song!”

Weird Taboos

by Saṃsāran

So you’re in your room and you decide to pleasure yourself. You are in the middle of it and your kid brother walks in. You are so embarrassed! 

But why?

Sex is the most natural thing in the world. Yet, it is something we do in private. My wife would even kick the dog out of the room before we made love. Now, here is the weird thing. Not every culture has this taboo. In some tribal cultures, everybody lives in one big space. Couples are having sex all the time and they have no privacy and nobody seems to mind. Northern European people once lived in communal longhouses just like this. 

In the Amazon, there are tribes where families all live together and sex goes on all the time. Women and men are very nearly naked all the time. Yet the sight of a woman eating, to a man, is considered taboo and a man would be scandalized if his wife ate in front of the men of the village. Menstruation is another one. In many cultures, women are sequestered in a special hut during their menses. The idea that a person could bleed for days just plain freaked the men out. I remember my politically incorrect Dad saying they should bring that custom back. Apparently, my 5′2″ mother scared the hell out of him during her time.

In Japan, women cover their mouths when they laugh. Yet men and women will bathe together with no concern over nudity. In ancient Rome there were long rows of toilet seats for public use with no partitions, no stalls and men and women used them at the same time.  I guess what I am saying here is a thing is taboo because we all agree that it is. It seems like most taboos center around some bodily function which we like to keep private. Eating, sex, going to the bathroom or, like in many Native American tribes, seeing your mother-in-law are all forbidden somewhere.

We humans are strange critters.

Friend: Do you have a Tumblr?

Me: *pictures her seeing my Tumblr* *proceeds to panic* No, I don’t have a rock tumbler! God, you’re so weird! I love it! *smiles innocently*

Friend: No, I mean the website…

Me: *scoffs* Of course they have a website dedicated to making rocks shiny! Of course! *laughs as she makes a mad dash for the door*

  • saeran: omg guys i cant believe you're daring me to kiss yoosung
  • rfa: but we didn't say-
  • saeran, grabbing yoosung's face: this is so weird. omg. can't believe you're making me do this
  • rfa: saeran, we didn't tell you to-
  • saeran, leaning in: crazy. can't believe it. you guys are so wild

anonymous asked:

I originally came across drunk chara because of star but because I'm impatient I found you're blog so that way I wouldn't have to wait for the videos, I could see them when they were posted. Does that sound weird? Also you're amazing and so is your art

Nah most people  find the blog this way anyway

thanks though!

youtube

I… Didn’t know this existed? I feel like people /should/ know??

I mean it gets weird towards the end but:

Cosette: “you’re so hot!”
Enjolras: “thank you!”
Marius: “thank you so much”
Cosette: “i mean, you both are but i’m gonna go with this one he looks less likely to die”
(*enjolras throws his arm up and leave* *so does everybody else*)

Or

Javert: “go on. Kill me like the convict you are.”
Jean valjean: “no. You’re free to go. Have a nice… Life.”

BTS Reaction || Coming Home And Seeing Their Girlfriend Topless In Front Of A Mirror, Holding Her Breasts And She Casually Asks Them If they Think Her Boobs Are uneven
Similar Reactions:

| SVT | EXO |

J-Hope

“Your boobs are great, but I feel like we’ve got a bigger problem now”


Jimin

*Smug*
“No honey, they’re–”
*Get’s shy*
“I can’t do it. It’s not time for you to walk around shirtless!”


Jin

“You’re so weird”


Jungkook

“Oh, umm…”
/ ~BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS~ /


Rap Monster

“Are you seriously asking me such a useless question?”


Suga

“Your left breast is a bit bigger”


V

*Was eating as he walked in and didn’t see you until you asked him*
“Boob? What boob? Your boob?”


[ MORE BTS REACTIONS ]

tips for ppl with hyperempathy from a fellow hyperempathetic pal

• dont be afraid to blacklist tags on tumblr about negative stuff. even if it’s incredibly important, i know it makes me v stressed out

• it’s ok to hate drama and not want to watch tv shows/movies/whatever that include arguments or fighting.

• a lot of people nowadays who aren’t kids like stuffed animals so people won’t really think you’re all that weird if you bring your stuffed animal everywhere

• it’s ok if your empathy fluctuates!! it’s ok if you only feel empathy for inanimate objects!! it’s ok if u have hypoempathy! all ‘not normal’ levels of empathy are super ok and there are lots of people who experience them

• hyperempathy isn’t always a bad thing. we have a lot of love in our hearts. always try to remember that

Halloween with Dan & Phil (Holiday Special)

How did my halloween go? Well I didn’t answer the door because I’m scared of little kids so… grEAT.

What about you guys? or have you not had it yet because of timezones omG

i like butts

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Dan:

“I just got a text from Louise saying that she’s going to kill us for not coming to the party.” Dan laughs and tightens his grip around you waist.

The two of you were just eating a bunch of candy while watching movies in the lounge. Neither of you could be bothered to get dressed up and attend a party this year, so you decided to stay home and just enjoy each others company.

You smiled creepily, thinking about all the socialising you missed out on by not going to the party.

Dan lifts his head up to look at your face and laughs, “Why are you smiling like that? You’re so weird.”

You wriggled slightly and Dan tightened his arms even more, keeping you in place.

Dan was in a cuddly mood tonight, so you ended up doing a weird couch-spooning thing, but it was nice.

“Says you!” You laughed. “Mr, ‘fuck my ass I just asexually reproduced I was so jump scared that life found a way and it came out of my ass’.”

Dan laughs loudly into the crook of your neck and ends up wheezing, making you laugh at him.

The laughter dies down after a few minutes.

“I love our relationship,” Dan says honestly, “I love how we can give each other shit, but at the same time accept each other in every way possible.”

You smile softly and nodded, kissing his hand.

“Me too.” You replied wholeheartedly, thinking about how you’d even rather do this over a halloween party any night.

And Dan was thinking the same.

(this doesn’t really have much to do with halloween but oh well its cute as heck)

Phil:

Phil paused the movie you and him were currently watching, it was a horror movie since it was halloween, but you were just on your laptop and Phil was playing a game on his phone, neither of you paying much attention to the movie.

“I’m just going to hop in the shower, I won’t be long.” Phil gets up from the couch and you reply with an ‘okay’ before continuing to scroll through Tumblr.

About 10 minutes later you heard the shower turn off, and then Phil walking to his bedroom to get dressed.

Another 10 minutes later you realised Phil still hadn’t come back, so you decided to see what he was doing, since you were waiting for him so you could play the movie again, not that it mattered.

You placed your laptop on the couch and walked to his room.

“Phil?”

There was silence.. and then suddenly..

“BOO!”

You paused in your tracks and turned around calmly.

“Damn! I wanted to scare you..” Phil said and laughed, bringing you into a hug and swinging you back and forth slightly.

“The main thing is that you tried.” You smirked and wrapped your arms around his neck.

Phil chuckled lifted you up bridle style and carried you back into the living room, where you both sat in your positions on the couch.

“Thanks for making me feel better.” He threw a piece of candy at you and it hit you in the chest/boob.

You shrugged and picked it up before eating it.

Phil kissed your forehead and leant his head on your shoulder, wrapping his arms around you from the side.

“This is why you’re my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.”

Too much? The Omake
  • Laying in bed
  • Natsu: ya know, I'm starting to think you only want me for my little soldiers
  • Lucy: little...soldiers..?
  • Natsu: yeah, like a baby making machine
  • Lucy: ...little...😂
  • Natsu: *pouts* Lucy I'm trying to have a serious talk and you're ruining it😤
  • Lucy: the fire dragons...little soldiers...*gasping for breath* 😂🤣
  • Natsu: you're so weird 🙄
  • Lucy: don't worry Natsu. I love you for more than just your fire dragon 🤣
  • Natsu: really Luce? And you call me immature 😏
Cuddling w/ Tom! POC

***Now taking requests!

  • Tom dragging you to his trailer after a long day of shooting.
  • “I can’t believe we still have like 5 hours left.” You whine
  • Despite being tired himself, Tom picks you up bridal style and carries you into his trailer
  • Tom flopping on his couch and waiting for you to join
  • You head snuggled in the crook of his neck as he pulls the blanket over you two
  • “You smell great.” You say 
  • “You’re so weird Y/N.”
  • “But you love me and all my weirdness.”
  • “That I do.” He says kissing your forehead.
  • Tom burping
  • You pushing him and falling off the couch
  • “Ow”
  • Tom laughing at you and pulling you back on the couch
  • “That was disgusting Tom!”
  • “Sorry, you know I get gassy when I have Mexican food.”
  • Tom playing with your hair
  • “Why do you always get to be the big spoon?” You ask
  • “Because I am big spoon qualified.” He retorts
  • “So your saying I can’t be the big spoon?”
  • “Fine, Y/N!”
  • Tom reluctantly switching positions
  • Tom resting his head on your tits 
  • “This actually isn’t bad.” He says poking your boob
  • “You’re so silly.” You laugh
  • You play with Tom’s messy hair causing him to fall asleep 
  • You two fall asleep in each other’s arms.
  • “Wake up love birds.” Haz says.
  • You look up to see Harry, Sam, Paddy, an Haz all standing over the top of you two.
  • “Gross!” Paddy says.
  • “Shut up!” Tom says helping you up.
  • “I’ll see you back on set babe!” You kiss him and push through the Holland brothers ruffling their hair. 
EXO’s Reaction to when you first meet them vs. you being comfortable around them

Beware, there are a lot of gifs.

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Minseok:

*Very, very shy. He is just a very shy bug when you two first meet. His friends forced him to go sit with you because he told them you looked cute. You gently smiled at him and a conversation started.*

“Sorry if I scared you…the guys brought me here…Ummm, do you like coffee?”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

*Your comfortable self shocks him a lot when he first sees it. But over time, he learned to just roll with it.*

“You’re just so weird sometimes…wait, scratch that, you’re so weird all the time.”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Junmyeon:

*When he first meets you, he’s charming you already.*

“Excuse me, may I buy you a drink?” (oongya oongya oongya.)

Originally posted by suhomysuho

*But when you two are really comfortable with each other, his embarrassing dad side comes out. He doesn’t even care if you’re being embarrassing yourself, he just wants to have fun.*

“No no! You have to do it like this!”

Originally posted by holykyungie

Yixing:

*Total flirt when you two first met. You were shy and very cute reading alone that he can’t help but go talk to you.*

“So, what book are you reading? Want to go get a drink?”

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

*By the time he finds out that you’re a lot weirder when you’re comfortable around him, he doesn’t judge you because he loves you with all his heart and you can do no wrong.*

“How did you do that dance? Do it again, I want to see!”

Originally posted by derphans

Baekhyun:

*Honestly, he’s just his usual self in front of you when you two first met but slightly reserved. He saw you at one of the important, boring events and tries to make you laugh. It worked.*

Originally posted by tipannies

*When you are actually comfortable around him, his actual, released puppy self comes out. Always excited and full of energy. When he spots you dancing down the hall, he’s join you no matter what.*

“I can do that move way better! Watch and learn, rookie!”

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Jongdae:

*When you two first meet, you were sitting at a casual shop. He thought he’d come over and say hello, being polite and cute as he charms his way into your heart.*

“Do you mind if I drink with you?”

Originally posted by everybodyloveschen

*Soon enough, two you become drinking buddies. The most hilarious conversations erupt when you’re both drunk so he decided to set up cameras around the house to capture those moments. And more ;)*

“Cheers! To our beautiful relationship and our ability to tolerate each other.”

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Chanyeol:

*Very quiet when you two first met. He’d send shy smiles your way and you’d do it back. He recommended some good songs and you recommended some good songs, not long after, you two sit by the window at the music shop and go over your favorite tracks.*

Originally posted by sehunsbabygurl

*When you are comfortable around him, however, he’d be done with you half the time. Hanging out with you is like being with Baekhyun on steroids. At some point, he’d just let you do whatever to him because he can’t stop you.*

“What..what are you trying to do with those wrist bands?”

Originally posted by frozen-asian

Kyungsoo:

*You were playing ping pong alone when he noticed you. He shyly went up and asked if you wanted to play with him and that was how you two got together.*

“Am I going easy on you because I just met you? Pffttt, of course not…”

Originally posted by kyvngsoo

*When he realized you’re actually clumsy af but cute af, he doesn’t know what to do. You bump into things around the place and sing very loudly when you do chores.*

“If she breaks another dish…istg..”

Jongin:

*Charming boy. You were karaoke-ing with your buddies when he heard you sing one of EXO’s songs.*

“Wow, you can do Baekhyun’s high note very well…can you dance?”

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

*No. You cannot dance. Well, cannot dance good. You dance all the time and he loves it. No matter how bad it is, he will dance along with you.*

“That was actually the closest you’ve gotten to dancing the right part in Growl. Keep eureurong-ing.”

Originally posted by intokai

Sehun:

*Shy boi. His cute smile drew you in. He bought you some snacks when you forgot your wallet.*

“No, no. Don’t pay me back. Please don’t..”

Originally posted by exoissimo

*When he actually found out about your comfortable side, he’s always confused and amused.*

“Why do you repeat every. single. meme. you find on Tumblr dot com? Where do you even find them in the first place?

Originally posted by chensoomyun

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I hope this was cute. I know there are a lot of gifs and I’m sorry. Most reaction requests pls.

MASTERLIST

Accidents Happen

“I don’t even know how it happened Dean. It just kinda…did.”

"Wait, wait,wait.So you’re telling me” Dean leaned against the kitchen sideboard and chuckled “Y/N slipped and fell after a hunt and you decided that’s a good time to kiss her?

"Umm I guess so… We were both just really buzzed after a job well done and she tripped over her own damn feet so I caught her and we ended up face to face and yeah…” the tallest Winchester awkwardly smiled and shrugged

“You’re so weird, bro.” Dean rested his hand on his brothers shoulder, proud as hell. “I’m glad you finally did it at least, about damn time. So Y/N took it well then I take it”

“She’s.. uhh..She’s in my room waiting for me” Sam rubbed his hand along the back of his neck and beamed toward the floor, in a poor attempt to hide his happiness.

“What? Well why the hell are you in here, go Sammy! God knows you’ve made her wait long enough” Dean shoved his brother playfully toward the doorway

“I was just getting water, I think we’re gonna be in for a long night” his chuffed smile never fading

“Okay, never say that again. I don’t want to hear about my baby brother violating one of my best friends.” He lobbed a water bottle towards Sam, ushering him out of the room 

“Just go already”

Sam half sprinted out of the kitchen toward the bedroom