you rach you lose

Can someone please explain to me why the FUCKING FUCKING FUCK I need to grovel to 28 strangers at Walgreens, United Healthcare, and Downtown Women Ob/Gyn to get a fucking package of Estrostep?!?!??

Like, are there people taking all 28 pills at once and tripping balls that I am not aware of? Can Ortho be used to make meth? Are people ‘tussin on Seasonique?

FUCK YOU, DADDY STATE.