you people are so nice aaa have all of my hugs

We had just finished our first quest, where none of us really were experienced DnD player, and I did some feeble attempts at solid DM'ing. The goal of the quest had been to find an antidote for a farmer’s son who had gone into a magical coma.

(ps: due to an inside joke, Winnie the Pooh is in the party like, just there. Christopher Robin is the farmers son who fell ill. The party coloured winnie the pooh neon pink. I don’t know why.)

DM: You reach the farm. You don’t have to roll shit to figure out these peeps are poor. They have a cow and a goat in a small pen that don’t look too hot. Oh, and there’s a donkey tied by the door to their shedlike home.

Elf Ranger: guys i think these peeps are super poor.

Half-Elf Cleric (only good aligned partymember): oh my god really????

DM: just as you say that, the door creaks open, and a thin, a bit aged man peeks out, and when he sees you, his eyes go wide and he steps fully outside, and he says “Are you the ones my daughter sent to- have you found it? Did you find the antidote for my son?”

Half-Elf Cleric: Hello we are here to speak to you about Jesus Christ- I mean, Njord. That’s my deity, right?

Elf Ranger: Yeah, the word of Njord.

Dward Fighter (whose alignment is sorta fuzzy): Yeah we got some antidote dude but uhh time cough up some gold pieces, aight

DM: So- these news fills him with both glee and fear. He sinks down on his feet-

Half-Elf Cleric: What was he on before

DM: -His knees. He sinks down on his knees, and he brings his hands together in your typical prayer like- he’s begging you. “Please, we have… nothing.”

Tiefling Warlock (Chaotic Neutral): sad trombone

DM: “Please, I- I have but one son, he and my daughter are- we won’t be able to do the amount of work- we need him!”

Tiefling Warlock: “Shall we move on, my fellows?”

DM: As you guys speak about this, Winnie the Pooh slides down from /Half-Elf Cleric/’s shoulders, where he’s been perched, and sort of waddles forward, past the begging father, and into the house, to join Christopher Robin.

Half-Elf Cleric: AWWWWWW

Dwarf Fighter: Ey he didn’t swipe the antidote from us, did he?

DM: No- no, you still got that.

Tiefling Warlock: I would’ve Eldritch Blasted his ass if he had.

Half-Elf Cleric: I think we should just give them the antidote.

DM: Like- just to clarify: the antidote is not like- a valuable thing. It’s just this one specific conconction for this particular- you won’t get more cash out of this anywhere else, nobody is gonna run up to you and go “oh, my father is in a magical coma and needs an antidote that-!” like. It’s literally worthless except for these people.

Tiefling Warlock: But we won't have to help someone pro bono.

Half-Elf Cleric: *annoyed sigh* I don’t give a damn about money.

Everyone except her: *horrified gasps*

Dwarf Fighter: … well, you guys do got a nice ass-

Everyone: WHAT

Dwarf Fighter: the donkey. You got a nice donkey.

DM: You… want the donkey.

Half-Elf Cleric: IS IT EEYORE

Everyone: YES we want the donkey.

DM: … The man looks at the donkey and then at you, and he goes “I- If it is a trade between the life of my son and my donkey, it’s- then it’s yours.” And- and Eeyore looks up at you all-

Everyone: YES IT’S EEYORE

DM: -and he goes “I figured I was going to get sold anyway…”

Half-Elf Cleric: AWWW

DM: and the farmer goes “AAA” cus he didn’t know he had a talking donkey

Dwarf Fighter: eyy hasn’t he seen Shrek talking donkeys means cash

DM: yeah well that doesn’t matter now cus he’s giving him to you guys

Dwarf Fighter: right you are

DM: and the man unties Eeyore and he sighs deeply and he goes “this surely won’t make things easier for us… but in exchange for my son… *sigh*”

Tiefling and Dwarf: oh stop moping around jesus hell

Half-Elf Cleric: EYY if I have a ‘set of commoners clothes’ can i give them to them cus they look poor right

DM: I guess

Half-Elf Cleric: EYYYYYYYYYYYY

DM: but then you’d be naked

Half-Elf Cleric: NÄÄÄIJ in that case fuck it you don’t get shit i’m sorry i tried

DM: -and you just start taking of your clothes to give them to the man, but you realise halfway through what you’re doing and you get dressed again

Tiefling: cover yourself, woman

DM: so- let me get this straight. You guys literally have a box on wheels that you pull along with you, and it is filled… with the golden heads of a pair of statues AND YOU WANNA TAKE THIS POOR FAMILYS DONKEY.

Tiefling: survival of the fittest, honey *grabs rope with Eeyore on the other end*

-they go inside and give Christopher Robin the antidote-

Christopher Robin: what the fuck

DM: And the family all rejoice at the awakening of their son, and they turn and thank you, and they’re in the middle of hugging you all when the farmer murmurs “They… they took the donkey.” and the whole family just. Goes quiet-

Dwarf Fighter: fucking tattletale?

DM: - and the mother sort of sinks down on her chair and she whisperes “How will we surviv-”

Tiefling: Oh for fucks- “look, woman, if you don’t shut up I’ll Eldritch Blast your ass-”

Half-Elf Cleric: “HEY WHAT”

DM: The woman gasps loudly and pales-

Dwarf Fighter: “Yo what’s the problem don’t you want a talking donkey”

Half-Elf Cleric: “I meant the whole threatening to KILL HER actually”

Tiefling: “I wasn’t threatening her, I was just stating a fact”

DM: That if she wouldn’t shut up you’d kill her?

Tiefling: It’s a very known fact.

DM: Winnie the Pooh is looking at Christopher Robin with such glee; it’s really indescribable how happy he’s looking, and he’s hopping around happily and he’s climbing up on the bed to give him a big old hug, and Christopher Robin, he goes- “What the- could you guys like take the bear away from me.”

Everyone: “WHAT”

Half-Elf Cleric: “Isn’t he like with you?”

Christopher Robin: “Wh- no? I just went into the woods and he just came up to me, and I found this ruin and he just followed me? And then I got stung by something and that’s all I remember? Could you like take him away he’s a bit creepy. And why is he pink?”

Half-Elf Cleric: “Well uhh he’s yours now. You don’t have a donkey anymore, so-”

DM: And this sorta comes as news to him cus when the father told the fam he had just woken up so he was a bit disoriented so now he goes “Wh-Why is-? What happened to our donkey?” And the father, he goes “Well, son, it was their demand to give you the antidote… and-”

Tiefling: “By the way… can we get this transaction on paper?”

DM: - and the boy turns to you incredulously, and he goes “But-! You can’t! We need that donkey, without it we’ll die!”

Dwarf: “You’re young and strong, boy, time to saddle up.”

Tiefling: “You got a bear now.”

DM: - And Christopher Robin starts to cry too, and he goes “You might’ve saved our lives, but you’ve killed our family-”

Dwarf: “Anywho, gots to go.”

DM: So, you go to leave the shedlike home, and the athmostphere is next to devastated-

Dwarf: “Okay, okay, I ain’t okay with this. We go here and save your life, and you guys are devastated? Really?”

Tiefling: “I agree entirely. Ungrateful runt.”

Cleric: “I-”

DM: “And Chrisopher Robin slams the door in your face.”

Cleric: “No, I was- I was gonna whisper to him “I didn’t want this, I wanted to let you have it for free-”

DM: -Okay, so you whisper that, and he just stares you down, and he shakes his head, and tears are falling down, and he just spits out “You’re just as bad as them for letting it happen anyway,” and he throws the door shut in front of your face after doing that.

Cleric: “GODDAMNIT”

DM: okay so like just to state- like, you guys are super welcome to just. give them something on your own accord, like, out of your own pocket, you picked up som gold in that temple, so if you want to-

Cleric: I WANNA GIVE THEM 100 GP

Tiefling: WHAT “NO, NO, DON’T” ok so I try to pursuade /cleric/ not to do it.

DM: You- you can’t roll to make another player do stuff they don’t wanna do.

Tiefling: Okay, uh “Hey, /cleric/. Don’t do it.” There, you’re pursuaded.

Cleric: … yeah, nah. I give them the gold.

DM: So- you hammer on the door and you shout “I GOT GOLD FOR YOU” or something like that, and Christopher Robin opens the door, and once he sees the gold you’re extending, he- he is so happy. He takes the gold and he goes to hug you, and the entire family comes out and does the same, they can buy like 3 donkeys now i dunno how GP works in dnd yet uhhh so-

Tiefling: Fuck this, I eldritch blast Christopher Robin.

Cleric: NO YOU DON’T i stand in the way.

DM: -Fine? Uh, roll an attack roll.

Tiefling: Twelve.

DM: You miss. You hit the ground.

Tiefling: … don’t I hit the house at least?

DM: NO YOU- WHY DO YOU WANT TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

 Cleric: WHY WOULD YOU STILL ROLL WHEN I WAS STANING IN THE WAY- YOU TRIED TO KILL ME

Ranger: All of this for a donkey

DM: Nah, dude, you got the donkey. This is because /Cleric/ gave them 100 GP

Ranger: Oh okay

Dwarf: Yeah, but they’re super ungrateful. Bastards.

Cleric: Yeah but we can’t KILL THEM for that??

DM: so the family, they- after the attempted murder, they run back into the house. 

Dwarf: Did they take the gold?

DM: Yeah.

Dwarf: Rat bastards.

DM: Does /Tiefling/ want to keep his spree of ‘teaching people some manners’ going or?

Tiefling: Nahhh. But he does cast sleep on /Cleric/ cus he’s pissed.

Cleric: haHA i’m a half elf and I can’t be magically put to sleep!

Tiefling: Nvm then I’m tired.

DM: So- you guys walk away from the house, and just for a moment you hear the door opening and then quickly closing-

Ranger: No

DM: -and you turn, and- Winnie the Pooh has been tossed out of the house.

Dwarf: THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT when Njord taketh a donkey he giveth thee an illuminescent bear, and they just TOSS HIM OUT

DM: - and Winne the Pooh sits on the ground very- very sadly. Had he had tear ducts, he would cry a single tear. He is on the ground-

Ranger: Still pink?

DM: Still pink.

Cleric: :’(

Ranger: ugh FINE let’s take him with us.

DM: You go and pick him up, and he is so happy. So, so happy.

Dwarf: what are we, collecting Winnie the Pooh characters?

DM: He’s on /clerics/ shoulder again-

Tiefling: Can’t we put him on Eeyores back?

Dwarf: Can’t we put EEYORE on WINNIE THE POOH’s back?

DM: You put Eeyore on Winnie the Pooh back, and you now have a donkey on top of a bear on the ground. They are not moving.

Cleric: Oh dear.

DM: And Eeyore sighs and goes “I knew I’d be too heavy”

Everyone: “AWWWWWW”

Lena x reader (I could use a little bit of you right now)

Originally posted by awitchpire

Request: Lena x reader : where you’re kara’s sibling and lena has a crush on you

a/n: this prompt was so fun to mess around with, so thank you for that!!! I feel like there was so much potential for ALL the dumb ideas and I just got so excited. Also, just assume you’re Alex’s biological sibling or something, nothing too deep. You’re a fam and it’s happy, that’s it LOL. I just absolutely love the Danvers sisters dynamic, and how much better is it if you get a little part in it too?

I’m a really big fan of Lena falling for someone who has pretty much the most Mundane daily routine. Like, her entire life is so full of Greatness and Legacy and constant threats of being killed, but really? Imagine being the person who gives Lena that so very desired sense of normalcy, and being the one to balance her life out like that. Imagine her coming home from L-Corp and just being able to be ordinary. I like that a lot, I think Lena deserves that

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There are two facts you can rely on in life and it follows as such: 1. you’re about as adorably oblivious as your older sister, Kara. 2. Your other sister, Alex, will stop at absolutely nothing to constantly remind you of that aforementioned fact.

You weren’t the prone to getting hit by errant cars or finding yourself dealing with shady people type of clueless - you would in fact say you are a bit too aware of your surroundings for that, a lot in part having to do with having an alien and also a special forces secret agent in the family. But that’s all technicalities.

You wouldn’t even argue with your annoying big sister, Alex, if she’d ever say you were oblivious when it came to taking a hint and realizing that people were hitting on you - it seemingly took a lot for you to realize that, and that left for a plethora of laughable situations in retrospect whenever the three of you went out together.

Keep reading

The Joker x Reader - “Mrs. Frost”

Frost’s cousin got engaged and he needs to go to the engagement party in Nebraska. Since he doesn’t have a girlfriend, Jonny wants you to pose as his significant other, this way he doesn’t look stupid. Of course The Joker doesn’t like the idea, but dammit, your best friend needs help.

Best friends saga: http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153980061476/the-joker-x-reader-best-friends

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155111386826/the-joker-x-reader-dirty-details

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/156162705436/the-joker-x-reader-the-wedding

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/155431527926/the-joker-x-reader-forgive-and-forget


“Absolutely not!! NO! No way!” J grumbles when you ask to go with Frost. “You’re my girl, not his!” he hisses, feeling the blood running through his veins faster.

“Come on, baby, pleeaseee, you know he just broke up with his girlfriend and he can’t go alone,” you pout, slowly rocking your body in front of him, trying to appear as adorable as possible.

“I’ll let you know when I care,” he growls, unhappy at the situation.

“You gotta be nice to him sometimes, J. He’s the best man we have, you know that,” you go and sit in his lap, strategically placing a kiss on his neck, one of the weak spots you so well know about.

“I am nice,” he replies, taking a deep breath, suddenly warmer.    It’s working.

“Like when, baby?!” you try to find an example and can’t find any in your recent memory.

“He’s still alive, I didn’t kill him yet! Isn’t that nice of me?” J scoffs, proud of his achievement. “Like, what other proof do you need??!!”

“Please, boss, I promise I will take good care of her; it’s just for 2 days,” Jonny finally speaks, trying his luck. Man, he really doesn’t want to show up there without anybody by his side.

“Maybe you should have held onto your girl the way I hold on to mine, hmm? I still have her because I know how to treat a lady,” he scoffs, making sure his hair is slick the way it’s supposed be, overconfident in his boyfriend material skills.

Ha!” escapes your lips before you can stop it.

“What is that supposed to mean, Pumpkin?” The Joker puckers his lips, waiting for an answer.

You don’t reply, just kiss the sensitive spot again, breathing on his skin for a few seconds and that sends shivers down his spine.

“Please baby, I really want to go…yes?” you move your hand under his unbuttoned shirt, caressing the soft skin while giving him the look. Ahhh, the look: that’s the secret weapon you use when you really want it your way. This is one of those times that require special strategy: all gloves are off because your best friend needs help.

“Ummm…no…” he whispers but his determination went down a notch. His eyelashes flutter while you keep on staring at him with that naughty, devilish smile on your face.

“I’ll go crazy on you if you say yes, you bad boy,” you bite your lip, winking at him and signal Frost to get out with the free hand behind your back.

He gulps, slapping your thigh, pretending not to care:

“You always go crazy on me, Princess.”
“Yeah, well, think of that times four…hmmm?” you smirk, pulling on his bottom lip and he grins, intrigued:

“Times…four?”

Even five!” you are fast to add, your hand sliding down his waist as you kiss his neck, biting the soft skin from time to time. He purrs, enjoying the sensation and you already have some insane things in mind for him.

Jonny closes the door behind him, trying not to make a sound. “Poor Y/N, the things she has to do for me. I don’t deserve her; she really is the best friend someone can have,” he thinks with pride and if this was a movie, there would truly be some heroic music playing in the background.

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“Oh, wow, you have such cool tattoos!” Frost’s family remarks after you were introduced as his girlfriend about 15 minutes go. There are probably about 30 people at the house. Smalltalk started on the way to the living room and it cracks you up they have no clue about what he does for a living. He’s not really close with anybody so he barely sees them from time to time, that’s why they are oblivious to his lifestyle. And he wants it that way. But for certain events like this one you just have to man up and go with the flow- in this case go with your boss’s girl.

Property of J, I Love J, J+ Y/N, J & Y/N Forever… Wow, Jonny, she has so many tattoos with your name, I think it’s super cool,” his cousin gets excited while reading them. If they only knew it’s not about him… but since Joker and Jonny share the same initial, works like a charm. At least no one but your real boyfriend can see the Property of Joker tattoos scattered in different…places on your body, otherwise they would be intrigued on why Frost’s name is not there.

“He is one lucky bastard,” you blur out, holding onto his arm and when his grandma gives you a disapproving glance you correct yourself immediately. “Aren’t you honey?” you sweetly smile, pecking his shoulder. Grandma seems to like that and she nods in agreement.

“I really am lucky, she’s amazing you guys,” Frost kisses your temple, addressing everyone and they all go “awwwwww”. One of the aunts touches your hair, mesmerized:

“I really love your hair, sweetheart, it’s so bright. Does it take a long time to do?” she admires you bright red locks with neon green tips.

“No, not at all. J helps me, I mean Jonny,” you fix your tiny mistake even if you didn’t have to, sipping from your drink.

“When are you guys getting married?” his oldest uncle suddenly asks and you kind of roll your eyes. Frost is fed up with this dumb question they ask every time he brings someone over at the rare gatherings he attends so he spits out:

“We’re getting married soon, I asked yesterday and she said yes.”

“Oh my God!” the relatives scream and rush over to hug you both. “Congratulations, this is great!” You are speechless and pinch his arm so hard his eyes get teary.

“So, Mrs. Frost, when will the happy event take place? Soon after our wedding, I hope?” the groom-to-be excitedly inquires.

“Aaa, we don’t really know yet,” you grin, trying to keep your composure because you didn’t expect this shit.

“Look at the sparkler Jonny got her,” grandma takes your hand, studying the huge diamond ring that The Joker got you for your 3 year anniversary. You just wear it like a wedding ring.

“Good job, my man,” the guys shake Frost’s hand and pat his back. For the first time ever you just want to kill him.
“Jesus, would you just kiss your blushing bride?” his niece giggles and pushes the two of you together.

“Blushing??!! Who?” you repeat, confused while Jonny barely brushes your lips against yours so it won’t look awkward. The crazy niece reaches her hands and presses your heads together, resulting in a better kiss. You want to laugh on how stupid everything is when your eyes wander to the back yard for a few moments and your heart stops: The Joker just sits there, staring at you with his mouth open, shocked, not even blinking and probably not breathing at this point.

“Fuck!” you whisper in low voice in Jonny’s ear, not that you need to keep it down with everyone whistling and clapping. “Don’t make any sudden moves, J is watching us. He’s outside.”

“Oh, crap!” Frost gets startled, believing he’s already dead and this is just an afterlife dream.

“Don’t move I said, he can smell fear,” you whisper again, and when you look one more time, J is gone.  “He’s not there anymore,” you sigh, worried, leaving Frost’s arms.

People start talking and asking you two questions in the same time, that’s why you don’t hear the doorbell ringing.

“Hey, Jonny, your best friend is here. He said you invited him to our party,” grandma’s voice resonates in the living room while introducing the green haired man to everyone.

“The youth today”, she thinks, displeased at his appearance but still smiling.

What scares Frost the most is The Joker’s wide smirk that doesn’t go well with the murderous sparkle in his blue eyes.
“Y-yes, I invited him.” Jonny nervously stutters. “Everyone… this is Jay.”

All the relatives introduce themselves, analyzing the new comer because he sure looks interesting to say the least. The younger girls snicker and elbow each other, really liking his clothes and the toned abs showing from under his almost completely unbuttoned purple shirt.

“He’s so hot,” you hear them whisper behind you and it makes you whimper, feeling sorry for them.  “If you only knew the devil that he is, little girls”, you have time to think before you see him heading over towards you and Frost.

“Well, well, well, bestie,” The Joker takes a deep breath and hugs Jonny. “Finally made it to the party, I didn’t want to miss on the fun.”

Frost panics but there is nothing he can do. People start mingling and talking, probably the main subject being the dude with the pale skin.

“Sir, I can explain,” he tries to start the conversation, not raising his voice on purpose because he doesn’t want the others to hear.

“What was that?” J turns his ear, sarcastically pretending not to hear.

“Baby, please, it was for the show, you know that,” you signal both of them to follow you to the other side of the room for a little bit more privacy. You sure hope he won’t explode soon.

“For the show??! What show?!” he pants, irritated, facing both of you when you reach the back wall.“You fucking kissed my girl Frost???? You dare touch what’s mine???!!!! Thank God I decided to follow you here and keep an eye on things. And look at what I have to deal with… Would you also like her in your bed???!” he snaps, cracking his neck and you know this is not good.

“N-no, boss, of course not, I swear!” Jonny starts to sweat from all the emotions he’s going through and none of them are pleasant.

“Baby, please, “you go and take his arm, trying to calm J down because the relatives are sure glancing towards your little group even if they pretend not to care.

Suddenly, someone’s kid, a boy around 6 years old comes and tugs on J’s pants, trying to get his attention.

“Mister Toxic, do you like my drawing?” he lifts up his hand with the paper, smitten with that wild hair color.

“Huh?” The Joker glares down at the child, confused and enraged about the other problem also.

“I think he refers to your toxic green hair, baby,” you pet his arm, hoping he won’t go insane.

“Get lost, kid!” J grumbles at the kid and the boy gasps, noticing his silver teeth.

“Waaahhhh, Mister Toxic, are those bullets ?!”

“Go away I said!” he wants to push the kid away and Jonny intervenes, yanking his arm and taking him to his parents because he knows it won’t end pretty if this continues.

“So,” the future groom playfully punches J’s shoulder, interrupting. “Are you going to be Jonny’s best man?” he chuckles. “Him and this pretty lady getting married, I bet you are excited as hell, am I right?”

If the Joker’s would have a detachable jaw, it would definitely be on the floor right now.

“Say what?!” he narrows his eyes, watching Frost coming back to you. “Jonny boy, I heard you’re getting married?” he snorts with murder in his mind and you are ready to do something if needed.

“J, it’s not like that and you know it,” you reply and the groom looks confused. Something seems very out of place.

“This is MY woman!!!!” he suddenly loses it, shouting so loud that everyone’s eyes turn towards your small group. He points at you, furious as hell:” SHE IS MINE and she has what she needs right here, do you hear me Frosty boy?” The Joker takes your right hand and places it on his crotch, holding it tight on the spot. You are at a loss of words and so is everyone else.

“Oh, dear Lord!”, “What the…?…”, “ Did he just…?” you hear people muttering and it pisses you off he dares to ruin everything with his childish, entitled and possessive behavior. AGAIN.

“Christ Almighty!” you see grandma making the cross symbol, horrified at the scene unfolding in front of her eyes.

You pull your hand away and in the heat of the moment you go and grab Frost’s crotch, taking him by surprise:
“He also has what I need right here, so there’s no difference!!!!” you yell, irritated to the maximum.

Grandma faints and falls to the ground with a loud thud, a few relatives rushing to her side.

“You…You son of a bitch!!!!!” The Joker unexpectedly charges at Jonny, punching his lights out before he can defend himself. “Let’s go!!!” he forcefully drags you after him, while the family steps aside, not wanting to mess with the crazy guest that looks like is going to kill them all.

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“He also has what you need, huh?” J shoves you in his car, fastly blinking because he sees dark spots, that’s how enraged he is. “Nobody has what you need but me, is that clear Doll?!”

Needless to say he definitely proved his point once you got back to the penthouse. Think about the wild stuff he usually does to you times six. Maybe seven. You couldn’t wear high heels for a week because you couldn’t really feel your legs.

God, the things you have to go through for your best friend, but if you won’t, then who else will?

And, yes, if this was a movie, that heroic music would start playing again right about…NOW.

Also read- MASTERLIST:

http://diyunho.tumblr.com/post/153664676321/joker-x-reader-masterlist

Portal portal meets camp camp

Ava/blue: Sudden thought. What if the crossover between camp camp and portal portal went the other way around?? Pp!max who is in the middle of trying to fight daniel. Daniel causes a major malfunction with the portals. Next thing Pp!max knows he is finally outside. But just, pp!max being mistaken for cc!max trying to run away?? But the other campers are like,
“Your clothes?? What is that strange device you’re holding? You look like max but you havent yelled at us yet?? wHO ARE YOU?? Cc!gwen finds pp!max and drags him to camp (he appeared a little bit away from it).
Ollie: Poor pp!max has no clue what the hell is going on.
Onyx: Being forcefully grabbed and dragged away seems awfully familiar….
Ava/blue: Pp!max is just internally screaming.
Onyx: oooohh no! He isnt even sure about cc!gwen since she hasnt casted herself in a very positive light.
Ava/blue: poor pp!max is AMAZED and SHOCKED that he is outside. Be he is also freaking terrified.
Onyx: of course kinda predispositioned to behave around david. But gwen is a new factor entirely!
Ava/blue: its so many people at once. Plus the unwanted touch and OTHER HUMANS?????? Plus the emotional mess that is having to fight A GIANT ROBOT THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU.
Pp!max is on the verge of a emotional and mental breakdown. Someone save him pls.
Onyx: oh god if he hasn’t broken down already he definitely is right now. Of course since this is cc!david’s first interaction he’ll probably try to physically comfort pp!max but it makes it 100X worse.
Ava/blue: ABSOLUTELY. //IMMEDIATELY FLASHBACKS TO ALL THE TIMES PP!DAVID HAS TRIED TO ‘HELP’ MAX
Onyx: of course there is no moonrock floor to use the portal gun on so, and they are probably in a cabin. So there is no immediate escape.
Ava/blue: pp!max would probably kick all their asses if he wasn’t a mess rn.
Onyx: like a caged animal tbh.
Ava/blue: id imagine that the cc!crew would realize that what their doing isn’t working.
Ollie: AWWWWWWW
Onyx: since he’s been fighting for survival since day one
Ava/blue: so they give him space.
Onyx: gwen would probably notice first tbh, psychology major?
Ava/blue:^^^ YEP
Ollie: YES
Onyx: manhandles cc!david to back off and everyone else is just kinda standing there dumbfounded.
Ava/blue: everyone wont stop staring at pp!max and its starting to make him uncomfortable.
Onyx: probably cant stop looking at him because he shouldn’t be there
Ava/blue: how much you wanna bet pp!max is covered in scars?
Ollie: watch pp!max not even talk, but make small noises instead.
Onyx: probably even snarls.
Ollie: HAHA ohmygod he goes to base animalistic instincts and growls. They’d DEFINITELY know its not their max by then. They’d sooner think he and nikki traded bodies.
Onyx: anything to look threatening to these people he has no idea how to interact with.
Ollie: what if like. Nikki is the one to calm him down?
Ava/blue: OH MY GOD YES.
Ollie: because she has the whole interspecies communication thing. And can probably communicate beyond words.
Onyx: use submissive gestures to get her point across that she means no harm.
Ollie: HAHA she gets on the ground and rolls over
Onyx: no teeth baring
Ava: Nikki is just like, step aside. I GOT THIS.
Ollie: D'AWWWWW
Onyx: since our poor bean hasn’t really seen smiles save for those that literally brought them pain. He just doesn’t understand human facial expression that well.
Ollie: Nikki keeps her mouth closed when she smiles and after max warms up to her she goes to gently touch his arm. He pulls away uncertain..
Onyx: because teeth baring in literally any other species means a threat gesture.
Ollie: and she just nods and does it again and he sits there, taking in the she’s touching him, and he slowly calms down.
Ava/blue: nikki eventually softly hugs him.
Ollie: Y E S
Onyx: and it isn’t hurting and he can get away
Ollie: YEAH she totally demonstrates that he can break away first.
Onyx: lotta failed attempts before this of him shying away and putting distance between them, nikki lets him.
Ollie: and she yells at the campers who start to circle
Ava/blue: cc!nikki and pp!max is a brotp i didn’t know i needed until now
Onyx: they give him a separate tent to retreat to. Its empty, no one allowed in without permission since god knows this kid wasn’t allowed boundaries before.
Ollie: He’s comforted by nature because you know, too much technology. So he takes walks into the forest with nikki
Onyx: brings back all sorts of leaves and stuff back to his tent.
Ollie:!!!!!!!! So he and nikki have a need for nature that’s so cute
Onyx: he might even obsess over texture since he’s used to smooth white walls.
Ava/blue: tbh i highkey headcannon that pp!max tends to cradle his right arm, because he’s so used to carrying a portal gun.
Ollie: ^^^^^ BOTH OF THESE THINGS
Onyx: different leaves, pieces of bark and stones all litter the inside of his tent.
Ollie:… guys
Onyx: he likes to pick them up randomly to just examine and feel them.
Ollie:…………guys
Onyx: yeah?
Ava/blue: yes?
Ollie: when he finally decides to let nikki on she’s COMPLETELY HONORED.
Onyx: oh yes!!
Ollie: like her eyes get all wide and starry.
Onyx: she probably makes an effort not to touch anything tho. Wants to establish that it is his stuff and he doesn’t have to share it.
Ollie: BUT HE DOES GIVER HER THINGS. HE DROPPS THINGS INTO HER HANDS
Onyx: that it wont be taken away from him….. like mr.honeynuts.
Ava/blue: awww because he never really got to have things of his own!! Personal belongings are nonexistent in aperture science.
Onyx: David might try to get him nice blankets and stuff. Nikki might actually tell him or he might notice that he likes different textures.
Ollie: AWWWWW! Im a sucker for hurt/comfort so like. Cc!David hurting for pp!max and trying to keep his distance so he doesn’t make him uncomfortable. And just being sad and asking nikki about him all the time.
Onyx: i’d imagine pp!max would favor really fluffy stuff like fleece.
Ava/blue: HE LOVES SOFT THINGS.
Ollie: YEAH SOFT AAA, he’s never felt a soft! What is a soft?
Ava/blue: EVERYTHING AT APERTURE IS EITHER SMOOTH OR ROUGH (debris)
Onyx: FLEECE PJS, also they might try to get pp!max new clothes. No more nasty jumpsuit.
Ollie: the first thing they try to do is get him a camper outfit
Onyx: he might even view it similarly to a jumpsuit
Ava/blue: his jumpsuit must be so dirty. IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE THIS BOY WAS CLEANED
Onyx: because it has a logo, and its practically mandatory to wear it. Over half the campers wear it. So he might wear it at first, but starts to piece it together as being a uniform.
Ava/blue: ok but, nikki and gwen slowly helping pp!max talk. And gwen figuring out what happened to pp!max through what little he speaks about it. And, what’s mentally and emotionally wrong with him.
Onyx: and scars
Ava/blue: they notice the scars early on.
Onyx: this bean needs a full on fleece pj set tho. He is wearing cloths. They might notice worser ones underneath.
Ava/blue: some scars are too clean looking (lazers) some are from bullets a few from being nearly killed.
Onyx: burns
Ava/blue: He’s definitely covered on bruises and cuts as well.
Onyx: acid is a hazard, he might have almost fallen a few times.
Ava/blue: absolutely!! There is no way to get through many tests without trial and error
Daisy: omg i love this….. what is cc!david’s first reaction to the scars?
Ava/blue: OH GOD HE WOULD BE HORRIFIED
Onyx: maybe whimper
Ava/blue: so many scars on such a small child
Onyx: probably paralyzed by so many past wounds.
Daisy: AWWWWWWMAXX
Ava/blue: I feel like they would be wondering what would cause a child to act so feral and wild towards others and when they see the scars its just…….. ‘Oh’
Onyx: how do you think pp!max would react to the actual lake? The only large bodies of liquid he’s seen literally melt skin and bones.
Daisy: i wonder if max would super freaked out by people seeing his scars or just he’s so used to them.
Ava/blue: second option. He’s a lab rat essentially so he is definitely used to it.
Ollie: OH! He’s not used to others not being used to the scars. So they all gasp and step back a little and he tilts his head in confusion.
Onyx: he thinks there is something else wrong with him, i’d figure. Did he not do a good job? Did he break a rule?
Daisy: He sees them and he’s like ”……where’s your scars?“
Onyx: when he gets somewhat past being touched he might check nikki closer for scars.
Ollie: and she has none and he starts to sense something is up.
Onyx: Pushing up her sleeves, closely examining sections of skin for lasting damage.
Ollie: AWWW thought lets be honest, its NIKKI, she has SOME scars.
Onyx: but nothing like his. No too clean ones no acid burns. And most are relatively small and faded.
Ava/blue: pp!max’s scars are so much more fresh.
Onyx: do you think the labs were sterile?
Ava/blue: i would think so.
Onyx: hell he might be getting infections when he meets the cc!crew
Ava/blue: OH LIKE THE OLD LABS AND STUFF? BECAUSE HE WOULD DEFINITELY GET INFECTIONS DOWN THERE.
Onyx: cuts without access to medical supplies?
Ollie: OH NO
Onyx: the laser wounds might not be as bad since they were cauterized.
Ava/blue: no access to medical supplies and no one to help him.
Onyx: he’d suddenly just feel so sick and not understand whats going on.
Ollie: and it’s like a time urgent thing so nikki has a lot of pressure to get his trust because they have to treat the wounds.
Onyx: god. Imagine how he’d react to his body fighting the infection! Pus in wounds is something he hasn’t seen before and doesn’t know it’s a natural reaction. Redness that gets worse and swelling that doesn’t go down.
Ava/blue: he would be so terrified
Onyx: dizziness, he literally thinks he is dying and could honestly be on the path to it.
Ollie: and then right when he trusts Nikki, she has to start treating him. And what is this liquid she is putting on his arm?? WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH??? WHY IS NIKKI HURTING HIM??
Onyx: he’d probably collapse due to dehydration because of his fever. Fever fucks with your system, makes you really dehydrated.
Ollie: ok but what if he and nikki have a COMPLETELY non-verbal argument. Like, he’s angry with her and shoving her away and she acts super submissive but then she gets angry too. And eventually she grabs him roughly by the arm and gestures to it. And he looks at it and realizes that he is healing.
Onyx: he isn’t as sick he feels better.
Daisy: AND HES SO SURPRISED “they…. they dont look the same.”
Onyx: heck he probably has crap immune system being in a mostly sterile lab.
Ollie: and he slowly looks back at her and she softly touches his arm just like the beginning.
Daisy: And she smiles “Their getting better max. We’re going to help you feel better!”
Ollie: oh fuck i just got a REALLY longwinded storyline.
Ava/blue: TELL US OLLIE
Daisy: OHOHOHOHO
Ollie: my brain just fucking completed a plot. Ok so like…

After a while he gets to know all the campers, they all understand how to gesture and understand him, david being the last of all. He slowly learns to separate GLaDOS david from cc!david. They get an understanding and he learns about all their personalities and they become close with him, but we’ve been forgetting about the other max. He’s in a lot of trouble at the facility. PP!max reveals more and more about the facility and everyone at camp becomes more worried then ever, guessing that is where CC!max is. They’re eventually able to put the facts together and nikki IMMEDIATELY starts a rescue mission to save cc!max. She’s about to go without pp!max, but in the last moment he grabs her arm, like she did for him and nods. She gives him a pointed look like “Are you sure?” He sighs reluctantly and squeezes her arm and she smiles.
Ava/blue: (does pp!max still have his portal gun?)
Ollie: (he could! It wouldn’t change the story i have in mind!)

When they get there, pp!max is their only navigator. He knows exactly where cc!max is being tested. The campers are there, using those crazy talents of theirs to pass through. But things get tough and eventually pp!max has to take the lead. He starts using what he has learned about the campers’ personalities against their respective turrets. He’s able to defeat their counterparts. Because he knows them.
Onyx:(god how horrified the others would feel when they meet their doubles.)
ollie: (HAHAH RIGHT.)

And he eventually gets to where cc!max is. He’s screaming at pp!david, as pp!daid is trying to talk to him and break his spirit.
“But Max, this is good for you! For us! For all of us? R i gHt??!!” /zaps/
Pp!max drops down to the floor in front of pp!david and cc!max.
Pp!david: “You’re back!! Oh wonderful!” Pp!max glares at him, and then boss battle ensues. The campers try to help but it is ultimately pp!max vs pp!david.
Daisy: (AND EVERYONE IS CONCERNED FOR BOTH OF THE MAX)
Ollie: though cc!David ends up in the fight.
Onyx: (cc!david would feel like absolute shit.)
Ollie: cc!David and everyone go and comfort cc!max while the portal portal two fight.
Ava/blue: (EVERYONE FEEL SHIT SINCE THEIR ROBOT COUNTERPARTS HAD A HAND IN THIS)
Onyx: (BUT DAVID WOULD FEEL THE WORST)
Ava/blue: (HE WOULD)
Daisy: (OMG DAVID WOULD FEEL SO B A D)
Ollie: eventually pp!max is able to defeat pp!david through something he learned about cc!david only when he was able to open up to him. Which in a way is unnerving to Cc!david but he’s also touched that pp!max?? Actually listened to him?? But in the last second as the facility is falling to pieces pp!max gets stuck under debris as the others are escaping. And as if it were a final act to solidify the trust, cc!david frees him and carries him to safety. The first time he’s actually made contact.
And then towards the end of it all, pp!max is now back at the camp with the others and cc!max is now traumatized much like the other max was, all the other campers go to help him and offer comforting words. But pp!max just waves them all off, he gestures to cc!max in a sort of “come on lets take a walk in the woods” way.
The end.


EXTRA!!!!!!

Ollie: imagine like- cc!david able to give lectures to his portal self. OHMYGOD WHAT ABOUT CC!DAVID WORRYING HE MIGHT BECOME HIS PORTAL SELF.
Ava/blue: OH M Y G OD
Ollie: “kids… im not… ignoring your needs am I?? Am-am I overworking you with activities?? Y-You know what?! Break time… no activities today” //hugs arms and walks into the counselor cabin.
Ava/blue: OOOOHHHHH GWEN WOULD TOTALLY COMFORT HIM!!
Ollie: AWWWWWW
Ava/blue: pp!max would definitely talk to david eventually as well.
“becaUSE FIRST OF ALL. YOU’RE ALREADY BETTER THEN HIM BY WORRYING. second of all YOU’RE HUMAN. SO YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HUMANS NEED TO LIVE. third of all, NONE OF THESE ACTIVITIES ARE INTENTIONALLY LIFE THREATENING. Fourth of all, YOU’RE HUMAN. mistakes are meant to be made!!” Even pp!max understands this.
Ollie: AWWWWWWWWW
Ava/blue: THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF THE SEASON 1 FINALE. MAX MAKES DAVID FEEL BETTER.
INSTEAD OF MAKING DAVID FEEL BAD AND SEE REALITY.
IN THIS CASE. PP!MAX IS TRYING TO MAKE DAVID TO FEEL BETTER AND SEE REALITY. /OH THAT PARALLELS ARE BEAUTIFUL/
Ollie:OWNXOWMXAOXKDNOXNWOXNAOZ AWWWWW.

AFTER TWO DAYS. I FINALLY. GOT THAT WHOLE DAMN CONVERSATION WRITTEN DOWN. @portalportalau HERE YOU GO EVERYONE WHO WAS CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT WE CAME UP WITH!!
THIS WAS FOR ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE ❤

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anonymous asked:

these are two separate things but;; headcanons for a polyamory relationship between male!mc x zen x seven [and possibly saeran??] ? "D + how would the RFA react to the male!mc cuddling up to them during a thunderstorm and flinching/slightly jumping every time it thunders??/the male!mc being afraid of thunder?

Hello anon! I have yet to do poly HCs so this was a bit new to me! To include Saeran, I had to make it so Seven and him didn’t do anything sexual since that’d be incest (they are twin brothers ; w ;) so I hope you understand. I hope that you liked my HCs! I also really liked writing the other RFA reactions to male!MC being a cuddle bug aaa :) Super cute! Enjoy~ This includes some NSFW!


Polyamoreous Relationship Zen + Seven + Saeran HCs
♥ Saeran and Seven would compete for your affections. Even though they haven’t seen each other in years, they still hold that brotherly sense of competition between each other.
♥ Zen would try to charm you with his looks and his flirting skills and Seven would just make funny faces behind him to make you laugh. Zen wouLD GET SO MAD THAT SEVEN’S DISTRACTING YOU FROM FOCUSING ON HIM.
♥ Going out in public with the boys is a mess. Since you only have 2 hands, there’s always one boy left out and they all compete to hold your hand.
“Zen, you held his hand last time we went out!! It’s my turn.”
   "He wants to hold my hand though. Cause, I’m beautiful~“
   ”…“
(NSFW) I don’t think there would be many threesomes in the relationship, Saeran isn’t that sexually active to begin with and Zen would want  you all to himself. Zen and Seven do compete though on how many times they can make you orgasm. It’s been an ongoing battle.
♥ People often ask you guys if you all are like friends or even brothers. It’s kinda irritating but Seven and Zen will just kiss you on your cheeks in front of the person who’s asking and it shuts them up.
♥ All the boys are very competitive when it comes to you. Every single night you are torn between watching Zen practice his lines and act, watching Seven hack and make jokes, or hang out and talk to Saeran.
♥ CUDDLE PUDDLES! At the end of a long day, all three boys will just want cuddles with you and they probably won’t even care if everyone is in on the cuddles.

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Dating Lee Taeyong Oh yea

i lOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH!!!! I have an endless amount of headcanons oh boy here we go

- yOUR MOM
- hes like your mom
- seriously
- hes so protective of you omg
- “ did you eat today? ” “did you sleep well?” “do you need anything?”
- constantly texts you while hes gone
- when youre sick he gets all worked up and buysyou teddy bears, makes you soup, brings your medication, makes sure you have enough blankets, EVERYTHING
- always nags you to clean up after yourself lmao but its cute
- if you slightly mention something that you want, hES GONNA GET IT
- he can get jealous, too
- like youll be talking to another member and you lightly touch them and taeyong flips out
- “did you just hug jaehyun”
- he wouldnt be SUPER jealous and protective, he would still let you do whatever you want (most of the time), but he’ll still show people that are being too flirty that youre already taken
- he cleans eVERYTHING
- like you dont even have to worry in the slightest about cleaning the house bc he already did it
- you come home and everything is spARKLING
- it always smells nice, too
- anime dork
- hes always coming up to you when you come home like “you wont believe what happened in this anime i just watched”
- or like when youre both at home you like to binge watch studio ghibli movies aaa
- you get all cozy against him and you watch movies until you fall asleep
- and then he carries you to your room and asdfghjkl hes such a gentleman ??
- he always does stuff for you and its so nice
- ok hES SUPER FRICKIN SWEET AND CARING
- he’ll always make sure youre happy before the two of you do ANYTHING
- when youre sad he does anything to make you happy again
- most of the time its aegyo
- TAEYONGS AEGYO ASDFGHJKL
- ok and
- imagine kissing lee taeyong
- theres only two types of kisses: soft and passionate, or rough and needy ;)
- theres no in between
- hes romantic, too
- he’ll always take you to nice places like coffee shops, nice restaurants, or just sets up a nice scene out in the backyard with lights and candles and the two of you will just make smores or something
- the two of you also like taking photos together
- like you have a wall just dedicated to each others photos and its so cute
- but taeyong gets sad, too, like when talking about his past and stuff
- like seeing taeyong cry breaks your heart
- so you hold him and run your hands through his hair and tell him heart warming and funny things to get his spirits back up
- or acting cute
- thats works every time
- anyways
- you also like to help him write songs
- but youre not very good at it and make up weird things
- “(Y/N)…that doesn’t make any sense”
- but he enjoys your presence anyways
- when he sees you with little kids his heart stops
- or even if its just the younger members of nct like jaemin or chenle
- taeyong thinks its so ??? cute ???
- he would always bring up kids and how much of a good mother you would be
- and you just blush
- you guys are soulmates tbh
- so cute

waa !!! taeyong is the love of my life i had to force myself to stop writing or else it would go on forever haha;; but writing these headcanons is so fun asdfghjkl

Mistletoe Kisses - a Jaehyun Scenario

fluffmas prompt list

Day 3: Christmas Shopping - Winwin

Day 4: Movie Night - Ten

Day 5: Dancing - Ten

Day 6: Decorating the Tree - Taeyong

Day 7: Drinking Hot Cocoa - Mark

Day 8: Ice Skating - Taeil

Day 9: Mistletoe Kisses

Member: Jaehyun

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Ten’s Christmas parties were always full of surprises. Something out of the ordinary always seemed to happen, not in a bad way, though. It was always good or weird surprises that put a smile on your face. Like for example, last year Ten brought out a giant gingerbread house, and the year before there was an actual reindeer. Yeah, Ten goes over the top with his parties, but that’s one of the reasons you look forward to it all year.

You knocked on the door of Ten’s apartment and ran your hands through your hair, making sure it was okay.

“Yay, ________’s here!” Ten exclaimed as he swung open the door, and he gave you a quick hug.

You said hello to your friend and he let you in. You scanned the crowded apartment, seeing all of your friends, refreshments, and the Christmas decorations scattered across the entire apartment.

But, one thing made your heart flutter. While scanning the room, your eyes fell on a certain brunette that never attended one of Ten’s parties before. His name was Jung Jaehyun.

You knew that he was one of Ten’s friends, and you knew him personally as well sincr you and him would often share the dance studio. You were a particularly good dancer, but you thought Jaehyun was even better. You’ve known Jaehyun for a few months, and in that time you’ve gotten to be fairly close, but you two never hang out outside of the studio.

You would say that you have a small crush on Jaehyun. No, actually, scratch that. You had a giant crush on Jaehyun. His soft looking hair, kind dark eyes, palr skin, and his dimples that appeared whenever he smiled or laugh; it all made your heart feel like it was going to burst.

But you knew for sure that Jaehyun didn’t feel the same way. He just treated you like a good friend, and whenever the two of you talked about your love lives, he would always say that he’s,“too young” or, that,“work would keep me away from my significant other”.

It did make you a bit sad, but you were happy just being friends with the boy. Work is important, after all.

You decided to make your way through the crowd to meet up with Jaehyun, excusing your way through the ocean of people.

“Hey, Jay!” You called once you got to the brunette. He turned his attention from the person that he was talking to that you knew was Winwin, and a smile quickly took over his face, showing his beautiful dimples.

“Hey, _______! It’s nice to see you here.” He greeted, looking down at you since you were rather short, and he was 6 feet of pure beauty.

“It’s nice to see you here, too. Actually, why are you here all of a sudden? You never came to any of Ten’s past parties…” You tilted your head to the side.

“Ah, usually at this time of the year, I was doing stuff with my family or doing things for work, so I could never make it. Luckily, I have nothing going on today, and I actually had something to take care of while I’m here.”

Then, the two of you engaged in a conversation, passing back and forth stories of what happened in the time that you guys haven’t seen each other.

After what felt like hours, since you got so lost in talking to Jaehyun, he went to the living room to sit down, since you were both standing the entire time, and you followed, since your legs hurt like hell.

A relieved sigh left your lips as you fell onto the soft couch right next to Jaehyun, and you began telling a story about how Ten brought that reindeer to the party two years ago.

Suddenly, you were cut off by the warm feeling of Jaehyun’s lips being pressed to your own for a quick, yet very passionate kiss. When he pulled away, your jaw dropped.

“J-Jaehyun..!? What was that for?

You stammered, a light blush spreading across your cheeks.

Jaehyun laughed and pointed to the lowered wall above you, and you looked to see a mistletoe hanging above your heads.

“You know what that means.” He laughed. “And, I purposely brought you here. I’ve been meaning to confess to you…and I thought doing it here would be a cute way to do it.”

Your face lit up with a smile. “But..you never showed interest in me…?”

“I just wanted to keep it a secret so I could surprise you! So…what do you say? Will you go out with me?”

You locked eyes with Jaehyun and giggled before cupping your hands around his face and pulling him in for another quick kiss.

“I take that as a yes.”

This year’s annual Ten’s Christmas party surprise wasn’t a polar bear or Santa himself, it was something more simple, but still surprised you; a kiss from Jaehyun under the mistletoe.

Boyfriend! Seungkwan

- buys u lots of food first of all

- and likes to feed it to you

- likes to impress you by leaving like a 30% tip but calculates it wrong and leaves 300%

- sings to you all the time

- just for doing random things too

- ♪y/n is vacuuming and they look real cute♪

- lots of pecks on the cheek aw

- always runs up to you and hugs you when he sees you

- no matter what

- buys you flowers

- “flowers for my flower”

- will actually fight anyone who is rude to you in the slightest

- hansol has to hold him back but ya boy boo seungkwan can be dangerous if anyone is rude to you

- buys u soup when ur sick

- buys you guys matching sweaters

- well not the same exact sweater but the same sweater in different colors y’know?

- shows you vocal warm up exercises even if you’re not a singer

- but he thinks you look cute doing them and appreciates that you’re taking interest in something he does

- loves taking pictures with you

- likes to look back on all that pictures you guys have taken over the the time you’ve been together

- will eventually make you a scrapbook full of those pictures and give it to you for christmas

- makes you coffee when you’re tired

- also hugs you a lot in general

- he likes holding you in his arms and the feeling of you being close to him

- on your birthday he invited you to the dark practice room

- when he turned on the lights it was just him and holding a microphone

- he gave you your own little personal concert

- “this is the most important thing i’ve had to practice for”

- when he’s done the rest of the members hold up a large banner that says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N! :)”

- when you’re sad he tries to rap to cheer you up

- “YOOOOOOOOOO Y/N”

- if that doesn’t work he will definitely let you vent and be a good listener

- dates with seungkwan never end the way they’re supposed to and they’re kind of great that way

- amusement park dates can end in laser tag somehow

- one time you played laser tag with seungkwan and the members

- he picked you first to be on his team of course

- he was good at hiding places and surprise attacks

- “go ahead i’ll cover u”

- is your laser tag bodyguard

- sends you snapchats of hansol & seokmin doing stupid stuff

- also sends you tons of selfies which are always nice

- “hi y/n! have a good day i love you”

- took you to meet his mom and he was so excited

- “my favorite two people are meeting aaa”

- loves that you get along with his family really well

- he does miss them a lot when he has to leave home

- but he does have you and he loves you a lot alright

Stereotypes About INTJs

We’re Bitterly Sarcastic All the Time

Not necessarily true. I’m only sarcastic 90% of the time. 

Truthfully, sarcasm comes naturally to me. It’s easier, and more amusing for me than simply saying giving a simple statement. For instance, during a final, a friend of mine asked how to divide 230 by 25%. I shot him a look. We were in college. Now, I could’ve texted:

230/4

But it was much more fun to say:

It’s not like we’ve learned fractions yet, us still being in kindergarten. 

As of late, I’ve realized other people find sarcasm annoying. It doesn’t particularly bother me. I think of it as a gentler alternative to calling someone an idiot, which isn’t socially acceptable either. But sometimes, you have to call someone out for asking a dumb question so they don’t waste your life with more dumb questions if they’re an adult (children excluded). I think LMGTFY was invented for the INTJ who’s probably been used as the personal database for far too many of their classmates in an effort to be nice. The ISTJ is another type who, I’ve noticed, is pretty astute with sarcasm. Severus Snape is a prime example. Low Fi and high Te are why we’re so outspoken and not quite aware of how it effects others. Condescending comments however, piss me off, particularly when you’re trying (or not) to belittle me. Condescension /=/ Sarcasm. 

We Don’t Have Emotions

Oh, but we do. And they’re probably tied to jealousy, feeling left out, feeling ignored, or being (once again) condescended to. We take our competency very seriously. If you’re ignoring us in favor of someone we consider inferior (again, not a tasteful word, but that’s what it feels like in the moment), we’re probably pissed. If you forget something we consider rather important, our opinion of you is going to go down.

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“You could just play it on emulator.”

“I know.”

“Or you could pick up a GBA, at, like, GameStop, maybe. Or any pawn shop. Or ebay.”

“I know.”

“The battery on those things are a total motherfucker, it’s gonna eat, like, at least 10 bucks.”

“I know.”

“And that game is… ancient. There’s way better stuff.”

“I know.”

“So why are you playing that old ass game, on that old ass gameboy?”

“Because,” I said, breathing out with the same kind of frustration he was throwing my way. “This is what she gave to me.”

My thick left thumb pushed hard on the well used Up button on the black, rough plastic of the d-pad. My right thumb stayed at the ready over the candy red buttons, waiting for a reason to press down. The harsh green screen did its best to sear my eyes, but I just blinked, shifted my big thighs, and kept on playing with the tinny music ringing out.

I moved my monster named ‘Dana’ up and around the town, my body leaning harder into the red brick wall of Doe High School in the dead of summer vacation.

“So I’m going to fucking play it.”

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