you only want two children right

I want to thank my wife, Blake, who is sitting right there, who is everything to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me - second only to this star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It’s the Hollywood Walk of Fame, cut me some slack here… You make everything better, absolutely everything in my life better. You’ve given us two of the most incredible children that I could ever hope to have. You’ve made me the father of my dreams when I thought I only had fun uncle potential. So thank you. I love you.
—  Ryan Reynolds about his wife Blake Lively during his speech at Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony

anonymous asked:

Could you do a scenario where Kuroo has a giant crush on the reader and has tried to tell them multiple times (Christmas, New Years, etc.) but never found the right time when they were alone and managed to them tell on valentine's day?

KUROO has been waiting all year for this…literally. Whether it was volleyball practice or his own mom, something or someone did not want you two together. He actually wanted to tell you his feelings on White Day, but the volleyball captain had to get Yamamoto out of trouble since he was his only witness, and that was only last year. 

There were numerous times where he wanted to confess but something always came up. On Children’s Day, he asked you out to a movie as friends and maybe get dinner afterwards to hype himself up for the confession, only to get himself grounded the day before. The next time Kuroo tried to confess to you was at the Star festival. Everything had been fine that day and you were honestly having a good time, Kuroo was about to speak until his team showed up at the festival too. 

He had other chances to confess to you, like Thanksgiving or Christmas, but you had gotten yourself a boyfriend before he could get a word in. It is now February 14th, and Kuroo could not have cared less for such a holiday in all his years. Sure, he gets chocolate from other students but he knows that yours will never end up in his pile. Kuroo fakes a smile as another student has confessed their love for him.

“I’m sorry, I don’t feel the same…” Kuroo says, hoping the person in front of him doesn’t cry. They don’t but they do sniff little as they hand him the chocolates they made the night before.

Kuroo only leaves once the person is out of sight, putting the chocolates in the pile of other chocolates he has gotten throughout the day. Sighing to himself, he makes his way back to the roof where Kenma and the rest of the team are waiting for him to finish lunch. He only stops when he hears your voice.

“–Oh, Nakamura-san? We broke up on New Year’s,” you say to one of your classmates. “I caught him cheating on me. He told me he was spending the day with his family but I saw him at the shrine with someone else.”

“Really? What type of douche did you go out with _____-san…” You classmate says, making Kuroo nod his head in agreement.

Yeah, what an ass, Kuroo thought, frowning when he remembers how happy you were when you and your ex started out. 

“Have you thought of going out with another guy though? I mean, it has been over a month,” your friend says, sticking a straw in their juice box. “How about that volleyball captain? What was his name, Kuroo? He wouldn’t stop talking about him when you first met him.”

Your face flushes a deep scarlet color and Kuroo had to put a hand over his heart to make sure that it’s still beating. Did he hear what he thought he heard? He’s not dreaming, is he? Just to make sure, Kuroo pinches himself. Holy shit, I’m not dreaming.

“Shut up, you make it sound like it’s a bad thing,” you mumble. You put a hand to your face in hopes to get it back to its original color.

“It is when you’re pining over someone and not doing anything,” your friend argues, smirking when you blush once again.

“Whatever, I’m going to get a juice box,” you say, making your way to the vending machine and your little group laughs.

Not wanting to get caught from eavesdropping, the bed headed captain takes a few steps back and starts walking towards you, making it look like he just got there.

“Oh, hey _____!” Kuroo greets you, being unable to contain his grin. You jump in surprise before blushing when you realize that it was Kuroo who was calling you.

Speak of the devil, you thought, nervously playing with your sleeves. “Hey Kuroo, what’s up?”

“Nothing much, just wanted to know if you’re free today at 7 o’ clock?” Kuroo asked, trying to seem nonchalant.

You blink in response and it makes Kuroo nervous. Maybe he heard wrong about you liking him? There’s no other Kuroo but him at school…right?

“Wait, are you asking me out?” You ask, hoping you didn’t sound desperate.

“Yes, I am,” Kuroo confirms before he starts babbling. “I mean unless you don’t want to and that’s cool, I thought I could ask out the person I like on Valen–”

He didn’t even get to finish because you interrupted him by pulling him by the collar of his shirt to kiss him. “Pick me up in front of my house and you have a date.”


To the woman my husband loves. If you’re reading this, then it must be true, he loves you without a shadow of a doubt or else he wouldn’t have given this to you. I can only hope that you feel the same way about him that he does about you. I wanted to write this letter because I wanted you to know one very important thing; I’m so glad he’s found you. I only wish I could be there some how to met you, and maybe in some ways I am. Outside of my husband and my two beautiful children, you are the most important person in the world to me because I am gone and they are yours now. You need to take care of them; make them laugh, hold them when they cry, stand up for them, and teach them wrong from right. The thought of you it gives me hope; hope that Alex remembers what it feels like to be young and in love, hope that josh finds someone to fish with again, hope that Lexie has someone to help her on her wedding day. I hope that one day my family will be whole again. And most of all hope that somehow I’m there with all of you, watching over all of you.

rawring-rainbows  asked:

Please get your hate out the soriel tag and into the anti soriel tag no one wants to see your shit logic over two characters who obviously care about eachother very much in game sans and tori are great pals I love soriel I know it wouldnt happend cannonly but itsa sweetship you wouldnt like it if i went off reminding you that tori hated what asgore did to her children and was terrified of him so why the fuck would he ever get back with him (: sucks doesnt it? please get in the right tags ty!

And this is exactly why I tag my posts. Not only is it the subject of the post but it educates ignorant people such as yourself.

Let’s analyze the flaws.

“two characters who obviously care about each other”

Yes. So much so that they don’t even know each other’s NAMES. Even Sans admits that he promised to protect Frisk purely as a friendly favor to an old lady. Their friendship is VERY similar to a familial bond. Not a marital one. Not only that but their personalities would not work well as more than friends.

“Toriel hated what Asgore did to her children and was terrified of him”

Not once does she claim to hate him or be scared of him. You also seem to forget that she left her race and likely caused several monsters to die. Monsters “fall down” when they lack hope. The whole purpose of Asgore’s actions was to free all monsterkind and give them hope.

“why the fuck would she ever get back with him”

SEVERAL reasons. I will list just a few of them for you.

They work together happily. Thus, reconciliation is possible.

The fact that Asgore is rebuilding their relationship means that it won’t plateau.

Statistically, many relationships are the result of working together or in similar fields.

Frisk calls Toriel their mother and in a conversation with Gerson suggests that if Asgore was their father maybe he wouldn’t age. So already, Frisk canonically views them both as their parents.

“Take care of mom and dad for me, okay?”

Toriel most likely feels just as much guilt as Asgore but has hid it more.

Toriel leaves several hints that she misses Asgore. Their houses remain identical despite the fact she could have redecorated.

She also picks up his hobby of gardening to help fill the void.

The two are still connected as seen in the Asriel boss fight. Their souls are still linked even after a few decades.

Their time spent apart was barely even a fraction of their lives.

And again. That is only a FEW.

“Sucks doesn’t it?”

Not at all. You proved absolutely nothing other than the fact that your grammar and spelling is atrocious.


Yes, your hate mail certainly does feel like gratitude. *Eye roll.*

044; dad!taehyung

“I’ll drive you to the hospital.” (044)

“No, hey, hey, stop it! Give your brother back his toy. You have your own,”

“Jung, I’m not going to ask again,”

“Alright, that’s it. Give it to me,”

You’re not too sure if Taehyung’s the right person you should be calling right now but at this point, he’s all you’ve got. Or rather, he’s the only one you want to have by your side. Everyone else seemed to be busy and even though Taehyung’s booked with tending to your two children (freaking angels, but devils sometimes, depending on their mood), you’re left with no choice.

“Sorry, love. You were saying?”

“They’re causing a ruckus, huh?” You snicker, finding humor at how breathless he is and he shakes his head even though you can’t see it, “I don’t even know where she gets the strength! She just woke up!”

“Yeah… energy of a lion, um, say… could you…—”

“Jae! You put that down right now or I’m going to—good. Now stay quiet. I’m on the phone with mommy,”


“I wanna talk to mommy!”

“Well you’re not going to because you’ve not been good. Behave and maybe I’ll consider,”

That gets the both of them to sit quietly in their seats and then Taehyung has a breather to talk to you properly when the silence bestows. “I’m really sorry but, what did you say?”

“I… kinda need you to come take me somewhere right now,”

“Right now?” Taehyung’s voice squeaks with surprise but it’s not that he doesn’t want to. He gulps and glances over to the two pair of eyes staring at him expectantly and he sighs, asking softly, “Baby, what’s wrong?”

“I can’t really explain to you like this but I need you to take me to the hospital,”


“If you haven’t noticed… I hadn’t had my period for two months now and I’ve been feeling a bit off lately so—“

Holy shit,” You can tell Taehyung’s pieced it together quick, so quick that you don’t have time to explain when he—“Kids! Uncle Jimin’s going to come over to take care of you for a bit! Daddy’s going out!”

“Where’re you going?!”


“I’ll explain later!” You hear loud thuds here and there, the opening of the door, then Taehyung hollering Jimin! Get over here and watch my kids! I need to go somewhere! On cue, you hear Jimin shouting back you don’t pay me! But then Jimin walks over anyway because he curses at Taehyung so clearly that you can hear it over the phone. Just as you’re about to ask if Taehyung really is coming, he rushes it with a yelp as he trips on his shoelaces that he quickly ties it out of the way before his sentence comes, “I’ll drive you to the hospital so just stay there and I’ll come by quick. I can’t believe this is happening!” You hear him squealing and you smile widely, relieved at his reaction.

“You’re excited?”

“Am I?!” He’s a bit too loud, then his voice goes back to normal as he clears it, “I’ll show you how excited I am when I see you but for now, I’m hanging up! I’ll see you in a bit!”

“Okay, Tae. Drive safely and—“

“I love you too! Oh my god!” You hear him cheering on the other end before the call ends and you smile, somehow already having telltales as you rub over your tummy as you remain on the chair of your office.

“He’s already coming to get you, isn’t he?” A voice speaks over your shoulder and you already know who it belongs to, “You know him, Joon-ah. He sounds excited already,”

“That’s great, isn’t it? He loves kids, more so when it’s with you,”

Smiling to yourself, you nod, “Yeah, it’s great.”

And great was just an understatement when the doctor confirms that it’s a girl and Taehyung’s running down the streets screaming he’s going to have another daughter.

We made a cut without precision
And we stitched it up the best two children could
But we were ruled by indecision
And we pushed and pulled more than two people should

When you want me I am here
When you change your mind again and disappear
When it’s settled and all is clear
Oh, you change your mind again and want me near

So do me damage or do me right
We could be the ones who see the other side
So do me damage or do me right
We could be the only lovers left alive

you know what i want? i want new-found dad scanlan to offer vex’ahlia and vax’ildan a comforting word or two. i want new-found dad scanlan to tear sildor a new fucking asshole for the way he treats his kids because he knows now what it means to be a father and this certainly isn’t it.

like yeah percy can tell sildor off for being the rich asshole he is but the bottom line is we’ve got DADLAN STANDING RIGHT THERE and if you think he’s gonna stand idly by while his other children are treated coldly by this man who’s only tie to them is blood, YOU’RE DEAD WRONG.