you need to stop with the cute

Ben: Harry, my dude. I love you man but you need to stop telling everyone you’re Ruby’s mother. 

Harry: oh. sorry. it’s just we’re so bonded it feels that way sometimes. 

Ben: just no more, k? 

Harry: got it! no more mommy talk. 

Harry: hey adam, have you met Ruby? 

Harry: isn’t she beautiful? 

harry: …I birthed her. 

Face-timing with Peter Parker would include..

- his phone lagging for like 2 minutes

- “hello .. hello (y/n) .. (y/n) are you there??”

- its his first smartphone ever you cant blame the kid

- him not knowing the difference between facetime video and facetime audio

- waking up for school and seeing that he called you at 3 am 

- him blowing into the microphone when you pick up

- him yelling at you when you pause



- peter drops his phone alot

- he’s just rambling to himself half the time

- the type to facetime you when he’s stopping criminals

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O l i c i t y 

A r r o w  6 x 06

I hope you don’t mind that I’m here.  I mean, William said he was kind of getting sick of Raisa. And the ice cream for dinner? It was Rocky Road, so, technically, the nuts should count as protein and… - Felicity - rambling  :)

I’m so happy you’re here. - Oliver - knows how to stop the rambling. ;)

Me, too. - Felicity

anonymous asked:

Did you know, that the feeling of needing to squeeze something super cute really hard, is actually a defense mechanism we have. We instinctually are trying to kill it, so it stops being so super cute, since the cuteness is compromising our survival, because we lower our guard. But because our intellect is so high now, we are now fighting that instinct, because we know it won't hurt us. Thus Cuteness Aggression. I'm thinking that's what Jack is going through, the cuteness aggression.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

EXO Reaction to their girlfriend always taking pictures in secret of them

Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


“So…. all this time… you’ve been taking pictures of me? No no… I’m not mad… I just hope I look good in them… I mean of course I do… look at me” *This boi*


*He actually finds it very cute* “Well aren’t you adorable? You never stop to amaze me babe… You are girlfriend goals”


“Taking pictures of special moments hm? Well I guess we need to make more special memories so you can take pictures of them, what do you think? I love spending time with you”


“Funny how I actually do the same with you… I guess we are really meant to be” *And don’t worry, if you ever miss a chance to take a pic, he’ll probably take it*


“Oh… taking pics again? What do you think of this pose hm?” *He’d start posing for you every time he sees you with you phone*


“Please tell me you aren’t exchanging pictures with my mom… please… I don’t want you to see those embarrassing pictures of when I was a kid..”


“Aigoo jagi! You are recording again? You should have told me before so I could look more presentable… I just woke up… fine fine.. I’ll blow you a kiss, but just for you okay?” *Gets mushy when he knows you are recording or something*


“Well.. I actually have a whole archive dedicated to you… us… funny how we’ve been doing the same this whole time and hadn’t realize earlier”


“Been taking pictures you say? … In secret… when I’m not aware of it… just.. don’t.. don’t show them to Baekhyun.. don’t give me blackmail material please…” *Really worried here*


“You are taking a picture again aren’t you? Fine fine… I’ll smile for you” But come here, let’s take it together” *It’s impossible for him to not notice*


*Blushing so hard* “I’m actually flattered baobei… I can’t believe you dedicate so much time to me.. to us… I want to see them one day, remember all those times with you”


*Is actually used to it* “You know.. I was thinking… we should make a blog about us… that way those pictures and videos can been seen by everyone… it would be cool, don’t you think?”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

The one and only owner of my heart, I love you. I love every little thing about you. I love your cute smile, your magical eyes, and I love your gentle touch, and I love the warmth I feel when I am by your side. I can’t stop thinking about you. I need you by my side. You complete me . You mean the world to me. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. You are the one I’ve always wished for. I never thought that I would ever meet someone as special as you. I love each and every moment I share with you . I yearn to be with you … Forever!

I cut a few paper hearts, one for each day my heart has belonged to yours. I will do it forever, til my last day on this earth but I want you to know that my love for you will remain for all eternity, even when I will not be here anymore. I love you with all my heart, my mind, my body and my soul. You are the only one for me. I love you, always have and always will.

Prompt List 2

My first prompt list can be found here 
Send in a number(s) and I’ll try my best. Like before it doesn’t have to be a wwe superstar, I’ll take request for anybody. 

1. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
2. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
3. “I’m too sober for this.”
4. “Stop being so cute.”
6. “That’s starting to get annoying”
7. “Tell me you need me.”
8. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
9.“If you had asked me to stay, I would’ve.”
10. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
11.“Go to hell.”
12.“You’re too good for this world.”
13.“I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I’m going to take care of you.”
14. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
15.“My hobby is making fun of you when you talk.”
16. “ You’re breaking my heart, babe.”
17. “ I don’t know why I married you.” 
18. It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!
19.“Don’t you dare look him in the eye.”
20.“It doesn’t matter. You’ve moved on and I have to be okay with that.”
21. “I always want to kiss you.”
22. “ I love you. I hope you know that.”
23. “God, you’re so beautiful.”
24.“You can lie to yourself but don’t lie to me.”
25. “If you’re so cold, why didn’t you say something? Come here.”
26. “I just want to take care of you.”
27.“If you make one more stupid pun, I will literally stab you.”
28. “I guess time flies when you’re with somebody you love.”
29. “I think it’s adorable how easily you blush.”
30.“You may be an idiot, but you’re my idiot.”
31.“What are you so happy about?”
32. “I know you didn’t mean it, but it still hurt.”
33. “Why didn’t you tell me? I thought you trusted me.”
34. “Stop yelling and listen for a second.”
35. “Like what you see?”
36. “I think I might be better off without you.”
37. “You’re so perfect. And I’m so fucking lucky.”
38. “I’m so, so sorry.”
39. “You’re putting words in my mouth!”
40.  “Look me in the eye and tell me you love me.
41. “What you did what stupid and dangerous and scared the hell out of me.”
42.“I need more time.”
43. “I’ve been thinking about you all day.”
44. “Please don’t leave.”
45.“That’s not what I meant and you know it!”
46. “Can I at least take my shoes off before you pounce on me?”
47. “I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now.”
48. “ Oh my God, do that again.”
49. “You think she’s cuter than me?”
50. “I’m going to be late because you can’t keep it in your pants.”
51. “ I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit”
52. “Aren’t you supposed to be the adult? “
53. “ I’ll just tell your mom on you. “
54. “ If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.“
55.“You are my sunshine.”
56. “ You’re out of your damn mind.”
57.“Please don’t shut me out.”
58. “ This is where you impress me, right?” 
59.“Do you ever follow directions?”
60.“You don’t get to pick and choose. You’re stuck with me.”
61.“Don’t look at me like that.”
62. “ But, I said I love you.”
63. “ I could beat you up, you know that right?”
64. “ I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.”
65. “ We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.”
66.” Can you be romantic for once? ”
67.” I knew you’d be mad. ”
68.” Stop looking at me like that, weirdo. ”
69.” Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise ”
70. “ That SOOO classifies as a date.”
71. “you’re you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.” 
72. “ You’re an idiot. I married an idiot. “
73. “ Be brave, sweetheart. ”
74. “ That’s a fact, Jack.”
75.” Delete it. Now. ”
76.” Well, you’re a prick ”
77.” I’m sorry, but that was adorable. ”
78.” You have cold, you’re not dying. ”
79.”She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.”
80.” Sing to me, please. ”
81.” We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill. ”
82.” Do you ever stop smiling? “
83.“When I’m with you, I’m home.”
84.“Wow, you look… amazing.”
85.“Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken.”
86.“Can I kiss you?”
87.” I cheated. ”
88.“I’m not drunk enough for this.”
89.“Go back to sleep.”
90.“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”
91.“Are you going to talk to me?”
92.“Yell, scream, cry, please, just say something, anything.”
93.“Can we just pretend like we’re normal for once?”
94.“I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
95.“You make me feel alive.”
96.“Take my jacket. It’s cold outside.”
97.“If you don’t want to talk about it then say so. Don’t lie and pretend to be fine when you clearly aren’t.”
98.“Please shut up. Just shut up.”
99.“Don’t look at me like that.”
100.”Kiss me.”
101. “I hate how much I love you”
102.“You’re always on my mind.”
103. You’re lucky you’re cute”
104. “You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”
105. “How can you still look so attractive while crying.”
106.” This is your fault by the way. ”






I’m going to get a pit bull or something just to piss her off.

I’m going to get a pet just to piss her off.

She says, “You already have the fish!”

No I don’t.

Those are the shitty family pets that we got to keep the tank clean and happened to be the only ones to survive.

They can’t even keep the shitty tank clean.

They’re boring as fuck and you can never see them.

I want a pet that I can, I dunno, actually PET.

God I hate her.

eddie kaspbrak is not weak.

i’m tired of seeing this stereotype floating around that eddie can’t take care of himself because of his size or whatever. eddie is not a weak, fragile, defenseless boy. he isn’t delicate, he’s not a damsel in distress, and he doesn’t need richie, or anybody else for that matter, to come “save” him.

for starters; when pennywise traps eddie and is going to eat him in the neibolt house, eddie has a broken arm and is terrified for his life. he doesn’t have anywhere to go, he’s alone, and he’s about to die. instead of accepting his death, what does eddie do with his only good arm??

that’s right!!! he slaps the shit outta pennywise!!! and look at him! he’s scared out of his mind, yet he still does everything he can to stop pennywise from killing him. even with a broken arm (which must be excruciatingly painful) and the terror of possibly being killed any second, he still has the courage to PHYSICALLY FIGHT BACK. he doesn’t need richie to protect him!! he can do it himself!!!!

another note; after richie’s speech in the sewers when he grabs a bat and swings at pennywise. when the rest of the losers are taking shots at the clownfuck and fighting him, most of them all have some kind of weapon. all except one. and who’s that?? that’s right!!! my boy eddie kaspbrak. pennywise vomits on eddie, which would be one of the only physical contacts that pennywise makes during the fight, and instead of freaking out like a hypochondriac would, you know what he did??

thats RIGHT!!! he kicked the shit out of pennywise!!! RIGHT. IN. THE. FACE. instead of picking up a weapon, eddie swings at pennywise with all of his might. sure he’s tiny and cute and pocket-sized, but that does NOT mean that eddie is a “smol weak bean who must be protected uwu” eddie is a hotheaded, brave, independent boy and we shouldn’t be erasing that!! he doesn’t need a knight in shining armor to come rescue him, he is perfectly capable of protecting and standing up for himself!!

in conclusion; stop pretending that eddie is weak or fragile, just like his mother thought, because he is far from it. eddie physically defended himself against pennywise on multiple occasions, and he isn’t afraid to fight back when needed. he may be small, but he is fierce.

eddie kaspbrak is the exact opposite of weak and i will fight anybody who says otherwise.

I don’t make commentary posts like this but after the bomb I really want to say something about the interpretation of Lapis’ behavior in Raising the Barn.

I find it ridiculous that there’s lapidot shippers posting images and gifs from the bomb of Lapis desperately trying to taking Peridot with her to space and finding it cute. Like no, the point of the episode was to show that Peridot shouldn’t feel obligated to bend to Lapis’ every will, and what does Lapis do in response when she doesn’t get it her way? Steal all of Peridot’s things, plus the very place she called home, and bounced.

The message this episode SHOULD’VE conveyed is that Lapis isn’t emotionally mature enough to handle an intimate relationship. Peridot was probably one of the closest friends she had on Earth, and even after all that time she still expected Peridot to be the sole benefactor of their relationship. Peridot gives, and she takes. And the moment it stopped being like that, she left Peridot behind and took everything Peridot had with her (minus Pumpkin but she didn’t exactly want to go either, not like Lapis bothered to respect that).

The message is that Lapis can’t handle intimate relationships. She’s hasn’t grown much from the Malachite incident; the only difference was that she forcefully got her way with Jasper by bounding her at the bottom of the ocean and venting her hatred out on her, while with Peridot she was handed her way on a silver platter. But at the end of the day, indirectly or not, they both gave her a sense of control and entitlement.

Lapis can’t hold a healthy relationship (romantic or otherwise), at least not with the behavior she’s expressed towards Peridot in the bomb. She still has loose ends with Jasper, after all– and, in my opinion, until she goes back and fully take responsibility for the damage she left on Jasper (and pushing her away is definitely NOT taking responsibility) she’ll never be able to maintain a healthy relationship with anyone else.

So, please stop making any of her interactions with Peridot in the bomb ’cute’. They were borderline manipulative at best.

Voltron Quotes Inspired by Shit My Friends Have Said

Lance: I’m garbage but like ~Gucci~ garbage. Like I’m dead and disgusting inside, but I’m still beautiful as fuck. Try me bitch, I can and will steal your man.

Hunk: I’m sad so I’m eating my feelings, but eating so much makes me more sad which just causes me to eat more DO YOU SEE MY DILEMMA?!

Allura: I’m growing out my hair in hopes that one day I can use it to strangle my enemies

Keith: Do you think anyone has ever tried to fuck a knife? Hey don’t give me that look just hear me out!!

Shiro: Stop calling me the dad of the group! I just want the sweet release of death, I can’t take care of you children!! I mean it, stop-alright yeah okay, I’m the dad. Sure whatever. Daddy needs a drink.

Pidge: You know what I wanna hear? Stephen Hawking talking dirty. What?! Technology is sexy, don’t kink shame me!

Coran: Have you ever been attracted to facial hair? Like sure that guy is cute, but his beard? …damn.


Slav: There’s a 47% probability that I’m pissing you off.

Zarkon: Oh god I hate them. Well, I don’t really hate them. I just want their cat. Do you think they’ll be pissed if I just stole it?

Lotor: If my hair gets messed up, I’m killing all of you and taking over the world. I spent three hours getting ready, and I will not hesitate to stab a bitch if they come too close.

short sentence prompts part 2
  1. “I’m sorry I scared you, I didn’t mean to.”
  2. “Eyes on me.”
  3. “How dare you?!”
  4. “Please never stop smiling.”
  5. “It’s starting.”
  6. “Stop talking.”
  7. “I’m stuck, I’m stuck!“
  8. “You need to see this.“
  9. “Do you understand now?”
  10. “I want to, so badly… but I can’t tell you“
  11. “I never want to see white walls ever again.”
  12. “Criss cross it.”
  13. “Tell me what you’re feeling.”
  14. “I agree.”
  15. “Stop harming yourself like this!”
  16. “My heart beats for you.”
  17. Help.”
  18. “I can’t wait to hug you.”
  19. “Take it.”
  20. “Don’t cry, baby.”
  21. “Every inch of you is breathtaking.”
  22. “No way in hell.”
  23. “You died!”
  24. “You got this.”
  25. “Do not. Tempt. Me.”
  26. “Cute, but still fucked up.”
  27. “That’s not yours.”
  28. “We are not friends!”
  29. “Thank you for making up my mind for me.”
  30. “Stop being so attractive!”

To him,

The lucky man she ends up with,

Love her. With every ounce of your being. Make sure she knows you love her and care for her. Do the small things. They’ll go a long way. Treat her like a princess. She’s the most amazing girl and deserves the best. Buy her flowers randomly, especially daisy’s, those are her favorite. Or if you really wanna make her happy dye some roses with a bunch of cool colors but make the prettiest rose purple. That’s her favorite color. She’ll smile huge and not know what to say but she’ll love it. Buy her candy and put on a movie. She loves air head bites and watermelon sour patch, she can eat the whole bag in 1 sitting. Order a pizza. She loves pepperoni and pineapple. It sounds weird but it’s actually pretty good, but be careful because she’s allergic to normal pineapple. Let her lay her head on your chest and play with your hair. Let her listen to your heart beat. It’ll calm her heart when she gets nervous. Tell her how beautiful she is, she should hear that multiple times a day because she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. If she has an anxiety attack, make sure she knows it will be okay. Be there for her the whole time. Comfort her. Hold her. Try to get her mind off of it. Play music, especially Big Jet Plane. That’s her favorite song and it’ll calm her heart beat. Take her on dates and hype her up. Tell her how gorgeous she is and how when your with her it’s like the stars align and everything is perfect. Tell her that she’s your daisy in a field full of wild dandelions. She’s a rarity. There is no one like her so make sure she knows that. Massage her feet. I know it’s random but she likes it. Kiss her feet, let her know that there is nothing about her you don’t find flawless. Everything she finds as a snaggletooth, you should love with all of your heart. Let her know you’re thinking about her at random times throughout the day. It’s cute. When you drive past daisy’s on the side of the road, be ready to stop because she loves to pick them. If she ever tells you she needs to stop picking them, don’t let her. It’s one of her favorite things to do. When she’s mad at you, kiss her. Don’t go to bed mad at each other, fix the issue, trust me it’ll be worth it in the morning. Let her paint on your back, she always wanted to do that wth me but never got the chance. I wish we did but she will love to use your body as a canvas. Let her take pictures of your eyes. Everyone’s eyes have a different story and she loves taking close ups of them. Let her wear your deodorant, especially if you wear Old Spice Fiji, she loves the way it smells. Take her to pick strawberries. Eat them all and make some cool desserts with them. She loves Nutella so make sure she has some with her strawberries. Fall asleep with your faces right next to each other. Hold her hand wherever you go. Draw circles on her body with your fingers. Whenever she is self-conscious about her body, make sure she knows she was made in the image of God. Make sure she knows how beautiful she is. Kiss her in the places she’s worried about. Kiss her everywhere. Kiss every one of her fingers and then kiss them again, she loves it. Support her. With whatever she wants to do. She’s so determined to be successful and needs a strong man behind her pushing her forward. Be a man of God in her life. Lead her closer to God because that’s the most important thing in this world. Make her feel safe. Make her feel at home. Treat her like a queen because she is a queen and she deserves the world. Love her with ever ounce of your being, I mean everything you have. You’ll never meet anyone like her ever again so don’t let any moment pass without taking it all in. Take pictures of her randomly. Fill your phone with thousands of pictures of her and then send them to her at random times telling her how beautiful she is. Don’t rush her, let her take her time. You can’t rush love. Let it come naturally. Just never give up on her. Fight for her. But promise me this. Promise me you won’t hurt her. Protect her heart and take care of her. Please. She deserves the world.

Calling out the zodiac signs

Aries - There’s this thing called sharing, you should try it.

Taurus - Boring, boring, boring 😴💤

Gemini - You guys are actually compulsive liars.

Cancer - Emotional manipulation and playing the victim isn’t cute.

Leo - Your constant need for attention and validation is unbecoming. Way too needy….

Virgo - Stop criticising (“helping”) other people and worry about/improve yourself.

Libra - There’s something called a backbone and an opinion, you should find ‘em

Scorpio - Stop acting like you don’t care when you clearly give all the fucks, you’re only spiting yourself.

Sagittarius - You guys dish it but you really can’t take it.

Capricorn - Not everything is about status and what someone else can do you for you.

Aquarius - Cutting people off just because you’re scared that they’ll get too close and you’ll be vulnerable is actually pathetic.

Pisces - Just stop being a mess, please!

grocery shopping with reddie would include:

  • eddie having a mini panic attack every time he turns around and richie isnt next to him anymore
  • richie running around the store, grabbing nearly everything unhealthy and shoving it in the cart
  • eddie pinching his nose and telling his boyfriend to “stop being a fucking idiot.”
  • richie continuing to be a fucking idiot just to see eddie mad, because his darling eds is too cute when frustrated
  • eddie telling richie to put back things they don’t need
  • “put it back, richie!”
  • “I need this!”
  • “what could you possibly need a 4 gallon container of butter for?!”
  • “….toast.”
  • richard.”
  • eddie telling richie to put everything back
  • richie somehow finding the intercom of the store and yelling, “eddie kaspbrak is my baby daddy, ladies and gentlemen.”
  • eddie kicking him in the shin
  • getting to the checkout and seeing 4 tubs of ice cream, in which richie just pretends to be interested in off-brand gum
  • eddie telling richie to grab something from the back of the store for him
  • eddie paying and leaving richie at the store
  • richie laughing and calling bill who of course, is with stan, and asking to come pick him up
  • “eddie left me at the store.”
  • stan saying, “I’m surprised he didn’t do it sooner, I would’ve.”
  • richie getting home and seeing eddie on the couch eating one of the cartons of ice cream and watching cartoons
  • eddie glaring at him while saying, “sit down and shut up.”

I’m playing the Citadel DLC and omg I dont even know what my favourite part of my squad line up is like:

- “what do you know about the mercs?” “they have guns and they don’t like me”

- “I heard you fell through a fish tank” “we’ll talk about it later” “shame, I liked that restaurant” “WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER” 

- Liara stopping her thought process to get turned on my Shep’s outfit and Shep just fukin GRINNING

- Joker not letting the decoy thing go

- Tali’s whole speech about the sushi place??? like its so cute and dramatic and then “is there anything you can even eat there?” “not the point, sheperd”

- Shep says “drugs” in a realy funny way she sounds like a pta mum

- Vega ordering a fuCKING PIZZA I JUST. I have a new love for Vega

- I didnt know how much I needed Wrex yelling “Uncle Urdnot has a present for you!” and calling everyone princesses until now

- Ash and Garrus havin a lil Mako/Hammerhead team rivalry 

- when theyre yelling “we have the better sheperd” and Liara just yells “and better looking!” I just omg


- Badass shooting line up

- Brooks before she was a bitch

- the options being I will end you and I will end you painfully and who are you so i can end you

- “I should go” 

- Garrus’ little “awh I was hoping to get picked” 


- why does shep know so much about traynors toothbrush

- “remind me to reimburse her for that” “okay. Sheperd?” “LATER. Remind me later”

- Wrex looks adorable squished in the vent

- theres something super satisfying about a showdown on the normandy

- both joker and shep alling it “my ship” is so cute


- why is joker so aware of his pancreas