- sirius: james... i need to tell you something.
- james: oh cool, is it that you're gay?
- sirius: i'm gay. wait, you knew?
- james: sirius, dear, i've heard moaning coming from moony's bed every night for the past six months while your own bed is hardly slept in. despite what mcgonagall says, i'm not stupid.
- sirius: fucking h-
- james: i don't want the details.