you need evidence

im not here to make friends, which is good because historically my friends are all idiots
Withdrawal

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER | YOONGI VERSION 

WORD COUNT: 9K

Yoongi had been your brother’s supplier for years, you were familiar with his name and reputation but never cared enough to meet the man who was indirectly tearing your family apart. That was until your brother got himself into trouble, real trouble, and you found yourself on Yoongi’s doorstep with a very tempting offer. If he cleared your brother’s debts he would get the one thing he never even knew he wanted.

You.

warnings: graphic smut, dirty talk, rough sex, dom!yoongi + sub!reader, spanking, substance abuse, physical violence, family issues, threatened non-con & strong language

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I'm totally not thinking about the extremely flirty body language between Alex and Maggie after Alex got her job back. And I'm also totally not thinking about the activities they partook in when they got home

JUMP ON BOARD ANON WE ARE GOING FOR A RIDE!

So i just need to pick apart two things about Maggie’s body language from this AMAZING scene.
First of all, the not-so-subtle way she checks out Alex, looking her body up and down as she says, “Though you do…” before calling her “arm candy”. You are about as subtle as an air horn Maggie…

AND THEN. OHH BOY. THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS. And it’s really subtle and most people would probably look over it but here i am to point it out to all you Ride or Die shippers….
When she says, “…make good arm candy” she protrudes her chin out and leans her head back as she says “arm candy”.

So you might be asking… well cool. But why is that significant Jess? BOIIIII I’m about to bring in some body language SCIENCE.

According to body language experts: “Jutting out the chin towards a person exposes it and says ‘Go on, I dare you, try to hit me and see what happens!’ This can thus be a signal of defiance, if not towards the other person then instead towards some situation or person in the conversation.Often, when a person is feeling confident, their chin will jut out slightly as they hold their head up and maybe tilted slightly back.Jutting may also exposes the teeth and is a thus a threat to bite which may be added to an aggressive display.”

Maggie is confident and almost challenging Alex while complimenting her. I’ll let your imaginations run wild there…SO if you need more any more evidence of them getting it on immediately after this–THERE YOU HAVE IT! I mean if you weren’t already sold by the hooded eyes and overly sexual glances. I mean I’m not trying to say their sex is kinky… but I’m saying their sex is KINKY.

Boundaries [m]

Genre : Smut / Angst
Summary : You work for Zhang Yixing as the nanny of his kid. In a moment of idiotic judgement you both break the invisible boundaries you’d both set. Was it for the better or the worse?

Sequel : The Blurring Lines

Your eyes were threatening to close at any moment, but you couldn’t so you willed them open. Just a few more minutes and plus it’d be dangerous to fall asleep right here. Jie could wake up any second and she’s lately been prone to  the odd night terror here and there.

As you worked through another slice of apple, you saw the orange light from his car streaming in through the curtains. Finally, he was here. You thought to yourself as you placed the slices into Jie’s container. You’d resorted to late night prepping for you and Jie’s day out, out of boredom.

You heard him hanging up his coat before he came into the kitchen. “Hey, thanks for staying. Sorry for being late, the traffic was just playing games.”

You waved your hand, “It’s alright, I don’t mind staying.”

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Confidential

A NIGHT TO REMEMBER | NAMJOON VERSION

WORD COUNT: 7K

What started out as a fun and easy way to pay off your college debts eventually meant living with a man who’s name you did not speak. To others, he was Kim Namjoon — the owner of several multi-billion dollar companies with a cold personality and a yearn for perfection. To you, he was that very same man, cold and distant, except you were strictly instructed to call him one thing and one thing only.

Daddy.

warnings: graphic smut, dirty talk, rough sex, dom!namjoon + sub!reader, daddy kink, oral sex, fingering + strong language

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-slams fist on table- INCLUDE 👏 ENDOGENIC 👏 SYSTEMS 👏 IN 👏 SYSTEM 👏 THINGS 👏 THAT 👏 HAVE 👏 NOTHING 👏 TO 👏 DO 👏 WITH 👏 TRAUMA 👏  ASPECTS

this is all the evidence you need that Annabeth is the rule breaker and Percy is the goody two shoes who doesnt want to get in trouble (because at 13 he’s already tired of it)
© Sea of Monsters

Imagine waking up with Jensen on your birthday.

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: Fluffy fluff, fluffy smut, language

Word Count: 1,633

A/N: Written for the lovely @torn-and-frayed cause it’s her birthday, hopefully it still is when I’m done editing (I MADE IT, BARELY!) I think EVERYONE wants to wake up to this on their birthday, let’s be real ladies. 

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#hogwartsreread debate

Chapter Two Discussion Question: Can you forgive Dudley since he’s primarily a product of his surroundings? What about Petunia? How do you feel about her knowing her hatred of magic stems from jealousy?

I’m so drunk right now and all I can think about by seeing all the caryl gifs you amazing people do is that we have evidence that they are romantic af right in front of our eyes. They are so gonna be together someday. Caryl on!!!! ❤️

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A Crossroad Deal (1)

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Summary: After getting out of a long term relationship, you try to move on with your life. However, having spent the last three years unavailable, you are not sure you know how to get back out there again, let alone if you even want to. That is, until you meet Jeon Jungkook, the barista at your college coffee shop. He is more than happy to help you wet your toes in the dating scene again, but at what cost?

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Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: A little of everything

Word Count: 7k

College!Jungkook, somewhat FuckBoy!Jungkook

Warning: language

A/N: The genre is for the whole story over all and not just this chapter. There will be fluff scenes scattered within chapters though. The story starts off slow but picks up with the more chapters added! I hope you enjoy =)


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Political Astrology Observations

1.I found that the Midheaven sign was the strongest indicator of success when it comes to politics/presidency/public figures. The most prevalent midheaven sign among U.S presidents was Cancer. Water signs and cardinal signs were in the lead for midheaven prevalence in Politics. The reasoning to explain this was the idea that citizens want a person who shows initiative, family values, and the need to nurture the population. The second most common midheaven was Capricorn.

2.  Libra was the most common ascendant(which makes sense given cancer midheaven being the most popular). The second most common ascendant was tied between Taurus and Virgo. These rising signs are naturally seen as charming, calm, and helpful. A great face for the leader of the free world, right?

3. Scorpio risings are not found in a single presidential chart…

4….but Scorpio suns make up more than 11 percent of the heads of governments worldwide.

5.The next two sun signs that control our world would be Sagittarius and Leo. They actually had a tie for second place. This is interesting because in America’s presidential history fire signs have the lowest turnout with Aries being last in the running. Probably better if Arians stick to running sucessful businesses and being trailblazers in the creative/atheltic realm.

6.Worldwide Virgos are in last place for the position of leading a country. I have talked about this before, but mutable energy does not lend itself well to running a business/country/etc. Mutable signs do better in a support role. If you need any evidence of that look at America’s newest leader. Though astrological placements should not be held accountable for incompetency.

7. The most common zodiac sign for house members was Gemini. For Senators it was Scorpio. For congressional democrats it was Libra. For congressional republicans it was Gemini. For presidents it was Aquarius.

Feel free to correct/add on information!

(Information compiled from several sources)