you must be kidding me lol

the signs as Arrested Development quotes
  • Aries: You must teach me. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
  • Taurus: Marry me!
  • Gemini: She calls it a "mayonegg".
  • Cancer: I've made a huge mistake.
  • Leo: We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
  • Virgo: Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children! ♪ Amaaa—... This isn't a fever! ♪ ziiing grace... I can't even see where the knob is! End scene.
  • Libra: I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here.
  • Scorpio: I don't know what I expected.
  • Sagittarius: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
  • Capricorn: Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
  • Aquarius: I suppose I'm, uh, buy-curious.
  • Pisces: It's a great day... for being sad.

Ted the Animator: “Why does her arm teleport in front of the sticks, let alone twice in one scene?”

Carl the Animator: “…wait, is arm teleportation not a traditional fairytale witch power?”

Ted the Animator: “…your parents must have given you some pretty weird books as a kid, Carl.”

anonymous asked:

So I saw the comment about shipping Kurama and Genma in Reverse and yes, I'm totally down for that. But can you imagine the chaos/destruction that would follow? Because then Kurama and Genma's *kids* would be together and Genma may not be the resident shinobi den mother in Reverse but you can't tell me he isn't adopting ALL the Root babies. Lies. And Root babies teaming up with jinchuriki/Uzumaki baby siblings would be terrifying. I don't think the shinobi world would survive lol


Just imagine what Genma/Kurama would be like, and then imagine Genma/Kurama/Zabuza. If double the kids is chaos, triple them must be insanity.

  • Child Romano: Italy! Why are you always cleaning, doesn't that bore ya?
  • Child Italy: well, it does, but Mr Austria asked me to do so, so I must comply~
  • Child Romano: fuck that, you must rebel! Do that sign that I taught you yesterday, the sign of freedom and voice!
  • Child Italy: oh, okay, big brother~
  • Austria: Italy, I told you to clean this before the guests arrive-
  • Child Italy: Mr Austria! *sticks up two middle fingers*
  • Austria: *eyes twitching*
  • Spain, in the distance: ROMANOOOOO!!
  • Akaashi: *got really drunken*
  • Bokuto: c'mon, Akaashi. U must have to wake
  • Kuroo: you should take him home with you *giggle*
  • Tsukki: that's right. You know his address, right?
  • Bokuto: ugh, alright
  • Bokuto: *take Akaashi out to the bar*
  • KuroTsuki: *smirk*
  • Bokuto: Taxi!
  • Bokuto: *Put Akaashi in the taxi*
  • Bokuto: here the money and here his address. Thank you sir. Akaashi, get well soon
  • ...
  • Akaashi: ...
  • Akaashi: is he fucking kidding me? How dense and naive he is!! *wake up*
  • ...
  • Kuroo: why u comeback? Where's Akaashi?
  • Bokuto: i send him home with taxi. How kind i am hahahaha
  • Tsukki: i want to kill this stupid saint owl!!
introducing the... PITTSBURGH PENGUINNNS ❤️

this is proof that i in fact have no life

lazy & g, are seriously so cute like just watch these gifs. (you can’t even say their not cuties.)

like seriously who even is this gigantic weirdo ?

oh look at that eye contact 

kiss me underneath the mistletoe  🎶

“me and g have a good chemistry going” heard it here first guys

oh hey geno. annddd nealsy’s #18 sweatshirt

sid & g, aka two headed monster 

reason Evgeni Malkin goes out after Sid ? 

“me three years super league" 

g went to cheer the kid on ☺️

"whats 5 on 3 in Russian ?” “5 on 3”

WHIRL magazine gets it. 

he plays better with sid. ❤️


sid and his plane buddy flower 

and thennn last but defiantly not least mr flower and mad max

yaayyy “best friends, best friends till the very end" 

mad max? nonono happy max ❤️

"the banana”

“i tell him everyday” what more do we need?


Call me an idiot if you must….but these are my ships. 😂

Dahmo - well yeah Momo is a touchy peach but it’s different when she is talking about or talking to Dahyunie. Priceless ship. Dahyun might like Sana but no worries guys, she likes Momo better,she just can’t show it that much she thinks Momo likes Jungyeon lol. 😂

SaTzu- Sana, the maknae flirt lol jk. Sana likes Tzuyu best and Tzuyu wishing for Sana not to flirt so much. Kek. 😂

MiChaeng - at first a one-sided love but became mutual. Real.

2yeon - r u kidding me? U don’t know? Husband and wife ya’ll. Lol.

God Jihyo too busy to handle the gay. I don’t own the pics.

@pwnage101 : So do you ever plan on having more kids with Ink?
S'mores/Me: Oh my god, Jace I just had 2 kids and you are hoping for me to go through labor AGAIN!?
Jace: Yep!
S’mores/Me: Get out of here.
Jace why must you be so weird and crazy? when my children (Spree and Koda) grow up I will make sure they don’t go anywhere near you cus your a crazy shipping sinful Aunt!

lostdreemurr  asked:

⚠ - is it me? (lol no I couldn't pick him up). Must beeeee the fluffy goat. (because it's fucking hilarious).

send ⚠ to pick up/carry my muse


“uhhh…” He just sort of clung to Asriel like a damsel in distress. He was quite light, actually, about 30 pounds because, hey, he was only bone. No muscle or flesh or fat to add on the extra 100+ pounds he looked like he was. Still, he was anxious about this for his size.

“c-can you put me down now, kid?”

it’s easy to fight something that doesn’t want to fight back, you absolute fucking mug.

you must be brain dead if you’re hittin a horse and thinkin that you’re the bigger man because you’re beating something that doesn’t want to fight you. you’re trash and that’s all you’ll ever be. this applies to people, too.

in truth, this especially applies to people. we don’t need to fight for dominance anymore the way animals do, we don’t need to harm each other so if your dumb ass decides to beat someone cuz they’re younger, smaller or weaker then you i truly hope you get everything that’s coming to you, you fucking scum.

there’s always a way to teach someone/something without pain. if you’re incapable of performing such a task without distributing pain then you’re a fucking fool and need to reevaluate your whole life because you’re clearly doing something wrong.

you don’t need to control something/someone through pain. if you were fit for the job you wouldn’t even consider it.

so my band was at practice trying to decide what song to cover and i suggested piano man and the guys working on tech stuff must have heard us because piano man then started blasting in the auditorium and we were all singing along and dancing when suddenly in the middle of the song IT SWITCHED TO NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP I KID YOU NOT WE GOT FUCKING RICKROLLED BY THE TECH GUYS AND THE GUITARIST RAN BETWEEN THE CURTAINS AND YELLED ‘DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME’ AND THE VOCALIST STARTED DANCING AND THEN ANOTHER BAND WALKED IN TO PRACTICE BUT WE WERE STILL BEING LOUDLY RICKROLLED AND EVERYTHING WAS A MESS but what about you guys how was your day

Name Tag Meme

Rules: Enter your answers, then tag 10 people! Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. . If the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use the same word twice.

I was tagged by @angel-in-me (why me? ok, just for fun))

Name: Alexandra 

4-letter word: Arch

A boy’s name: Adrian

Occupation: Author

Something you wear:  A t-shirt XD

Food:  Apple

Something in a bathroom:  Air filter for tooth brush tool o.0

A place: Australia

A reason for being late: Anime

Something you shout: After all this time? ALWAYS

Movie: Amazing tour is not on fire

Something you drink: Alcohol (kidding). Actimel probably :3

Animal:  Aardvark (lol)

Type of car:  Aston Martin vanquish

Title of a song:  Arsonist’s Lullabye - Hozier

I’ll tag some people @silverchaosus @imaginarynadya @strngghost @fruitererer

WOW holy crap I got tagged by @kaomojikun thanks

Star sign: Scorpio

Height: 5′7″ I believe? (I don’t know much about the American measuring system I’m 168 cm)

Last thing I Googled: “when was nailpolish invented”

Favourite music: Indie shit and lofi hiphop

Favourite artist/band: Dude Joji af (And Tin Hat kinda)

Last movie I watched: Rogue One (I don’t know anything about Star Wars please don’t confront me about it)

Last TV show I watched: I’m watching South Park right now lmao it’s the creek episode it’s pretty good okay don’t judge me

What I’m wearing right now: A Minecraft shirt. That’s it. You’d think I’m kidding but nope.

When I created my blog: Dude who fuckin knows like just short of a year ago I think? I have the worst perception of time lol

Do I have another blog?: Yeah I have a shitton but NO ONE MUST KNOW

Do I get asks regularly?: No because I’m not famous enough (please send me asks I’m so lonely)

Why did I choose my URL?: I’ve been using it for a while lol. I think it came to me while I was making a fuckin minecraft youtube channel and I wanted to be an LDShadowlady copy so I was like “huh marshmallow fluff is cute right” so I just switched the words around but I ended up liking the name so here it is

Anyway I tag @marryx79 @emmixart and uhh @tigeraiacaramello because they binge my blog a lot and I don’t know anyone else who can tolerate me.

I was tagged by @shefollowedfires thank you, Em, this was interesting to do! I’m going to try and make more of an effort to do the things people tag me in.

rules: enter your answers then tag 10 people! use the first letter of your name to answer each question. real answers only. if the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice.

name: Kate
a four letter word: Keel
a boy’s name: Kevin
an occupation: Kennel Worker(??)
something you can wear: Kevlar
a food: Kale
something you find in a bathroom: Kleenex
a place: Kaiteriteri
a reason for being late: Kids acting up? (I don’t have kids lol, but I’m sure this is a good reason.)
something you shout: Kick ass!
a movie title: King Kong
something you drink: Kahlua
an animal: Koala
a type of car: Kia
title of a song: King and Lionheart - Of Monsters and Men

I’ll tag @abbykomskaikru @thematic-kane @catalan1 @griffinskane @marcusandhisgriffin @tinkbooklover

@furiroad tagged me in this so here we go!

rules: answer and tag ten people. use the first letter of your name to answer each question. real answers only. if the person before you had the same initial, you must have different answers. you can’t use the same word twice.

name: katy

four-letter word: kite
a boy’s name: kenneth
an occupation: king? lol
something you wear: knickers
food: kumquat
something you find in the bathroom: kid’s toothbrush??
a place: kroger
reason for being late: kickin’ back
something you yell: knife!!!! when someone has a knife
movie title: king kong
something you drink: kool-aid
an animal: koala
a type of car: kia
song: kiss the girl from the little mermaid soundtrack

everyone do this cause it’s fun and stretches your brain!!!!!!!

lthyl  asked:

OMG THAT IS SUPER WEIRD??? Ahahah yes come to Venice, that must be a sign lol also I GOT JEON JUST BECAUSE HE DOES SOMETHING WEIRD TO MY COMPETITIVE SPIRIT OK *whispers "how the hell did the kid get that license when he can't even stay in his damn line"* Anyway, that sounds so nice, the fluffy you and the fluffy Nala going around in the park :') ah, so peaceful, it's good that you can relax a bit!!! Oh and thank you, I hope you can write nicely too tonight ^^ -1

(btw, how did it turn out that horror story? the concept disturbed me quite a lot tbh) Also, I saw the ask about “Te quiero” and in Italy we have sth similar “ti voglio bene” that is in between “i love you” (which in Italy we say only to our partners, since it’s a very intimate way of see it) and “i care for you” only that it’s more intense than the latter and more platonic that the first. Tbh I love that some things can’t be translated in other languages, idk, it makes things special :’) 2/2

tbh I really think you could write something inspired by your city! you could write such a lovely atmosphere with that, and so accurate too :’) I really wanted to write something set in barcelona, but I can’t remember the city that much - I hope I can go back sometime soon and get inspired by it. and I’ve actually been running with nala so MUCH haha, but she’s actually faster than me lmao and she tires me so quickly, but it’s good exercise, and I plan on training more with her so I can keep up (besides I’m feeling guilty since I’ve eaten too much junk food for like 3 days straight. I rlly need the exercise rip)

also, the horror story… *nervous laughter* I NEVER FINISHED IT, WHAT A FAIL. but honestly I was enjoying the story and I think I can take it to a fic in english, maybe. idk.. even though the narrative was turning out fine, I felt like I was rushing it since I only had 4 days, plus it was my first time writing in spanish in years and I didn’t want it to turn sloppy. besides, no way it was gonna be 5k D: I got to 1k and there characters were barely starting their conversation haha

anyway, to give you a brief description of the plot, the story started with this boy attending therapy for the first time to talk about his nightmares (which involved a monster/murderer called the whistler, the one I told you about, which is an urban legend of his town) and the nightmares started after his best friend, a girl he was in love with, died in mysterious circumstances. but as he talks to the therapist things start turning creepy, the woman starts messing with his head and he starts wondering if the nightmares are actually real, and if he’s murderer starring his own dreams. here the plot got kind of fuzzy (I wanted to write whatever came to mind here haha) but the therapy was actually another nightmare, and when he wakes up from it he’s covered in blood and he doesn’t know what’s real anymore since he just starts seeing things everywhere. I was supposed to finish the story by revealing the monster was actually his (dead) best friend, who was purposefully messing with the boy’s head to turn him to her side. IDK, this is way too creepy honestly HAHA

also, ti voglio bene sounds really beautiful! tbh yes, it’s really interesting to get to know these untranslatable words, and like you say they make a language special :’)

Things that must've happened at Nintendo
  • employee: Sakurai-san, the results of the Smash Ballot are in
  • Sakurai: What are the results?
  • employee: just as you'de expected, sir: Geno, Goku, Snake, Shovel Knight and Ridley
  • Sakurai: Good thing I already had them prepared, isn't it?
  • employee: Also, one kid submitted: "lol smash sucks and sakurai is stupid i hate fire emblem characters"
  • Sakurai: Delete them. And bring me a copy of Fire Emblem Fates