you means the world to m e

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HONESTLY BLESS SUBARU FOR REALISING THIS IS NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING FAI WOULD WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE

AND BLESS KUROGANE FOR TRYING TO HELP HIM THROUGH IT BY PHYSICALLY KEEPING HIM UP

Because I know this was partially what Kamui told him to do, but it’s also the opposite of what Kamui said. He wanted Fai “held down”, but Kurogane is keeping him up. Kurogane isn’t restraining Fai, he’s supporting him, and the difference between the two is 100% goodness. 

Also, let’s recap:

Helpful people: Kurogane, Subaru

Unhelpful people: the room full of people who just casually watched this whole thing happen

Even less helpful people: Kamui, describing the process for everyone watching

I suppose if you wanted to be kinder to Kamui you could say that he’s saying this to Kurogane, as a way of reassuring him, but I am very much less inclined to assume the nice option where Kamui is concerned. 

anonymous asked:

so I'm new to the eighth wonder of the world that is preath and also to the soccer scene in general. i'm learning fast but i was just wondering if you were somewhat aware when preath happened?? i mean what were the first signs that this sublime happening was taking shape? love, a portland native that just went to her first thorns game last year

hey hey! welcome to the wonderful world of woso :)

so fun fact, i actually quit tumblr from like sept. 2015-july 2016 and therefore missed the inception of tc. so imagine my surprise coming back to this:

in july (”posing with teammate tobin heath”)

when i left, the world had a much different landscape (i.e. relationships and things) and i couldn’t believe my eyes, but by this time tc had been on people’s radars for several months (since at least february when, from my understanding, they became more than just a little idea)

so i guess if you’re asking for a particular moment, personally, it would’ve been the body shoot. i was sold from that alone because i mean, how many people go to their teammate’s naked body shoot? (also suspicious how these pics was promptly deleted)

but if there was aaaany doubt left, backtracking and finding this cande lit dinner gem pretty much sealed the deal for me

^taken in your native town :)

if you’re talking generally, i suggest taking a look through dahlkemp’s masterpost. that’s pretty much everything in one place. and there’s a lot of portland goodies :)

anyway hope this was somewhat informative. have fun on your soccer learning journey! if you have any other questions about these two or soccer in general, feel free to ask away

happy thanksgiving and go thorns 🌹

hula-hoopist  asked:

(If you have the time) you should do a book rec list!!

$Definitely!! I’m just going to include the ones that I’ve read that have resonated with me personally, so please feel free to message me for specific recs (Scifi, romance, wlw, etc) and i’ll look into making a more refined list for you.  Reading is truly such a positive outlet, regardless of age, and I really hope there is something on here for everyone to love as much as I did.

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz.  Aristotle is an angry teen with a brother in prison. Dante is a know-it-all who has an unusual way of looking at the world. When the two meet at the swimming pool, they seem to have nothing in common. But as the loners start spending time together, they discover that they share a special friendship—the kind that changes lives and lasts a lifetime. And it is through this friendship that Ari and Dante will learn the most important truths about themselves and the kind of people they want to be. 

This book is so important.  It follows two Mexican-America boys, through the 80s in Texas, and at the very heart of all of it, is a love so pure and intense, it made me genuinely choke up with how intimate it was. (Try not to fall in love with Dante, I dare you, you will fail, just as hard as Ari)


Girl Mans Up  by M-E Gerard. All Pen wants is to be the kind of girl she’s always been. So why does everyone have a problem with it? They think the way she looks and acts means she’s trying to be a boy—that she should quit trying to be something she’s not. If she dresses like a girl, and does what her folks want, it will show respect. If she takes orders and does what her friend Colby wants, it will show her loyalty.But respect and loyalty, Pen discovers, are empty words. Old-world parents, disintegrating friendships, and strong feelings for other girls drive Pen to see the truth—that in order to be who she truly wants to be, she’ll have to man up.

Girl Mans Up is such a great book about gender identity for queer girls.  Pen is amazing narrator, and having it in the first person perspective is perfect for seeing just how frustrating it is to be a girl that doesn’t fit the gender role she’s expected to. (She also has a girlfriend who she stays with in the entire book and they have a wonderful relationship, no one dies 10/10)


Whatever: or how junior year became totally f$@ked by S.J. Goslee @pantstomatchJunior year is about to start. Here’s what Mike Tate knows:His friends are awesome and their crappy garage band is a great excuse to drink cheap beer. Rook Wallace is the devil. The Lemonheads rock. And his girlfriend Lisa is the coolest. Then Lisa breaks up with him, which makes Mike only a little sad, because they’ll stay friends and he never knew what to do with her boobs anyway. But when Mike finds out why Lisa dumped him, it blows his mind. And worse―he gets elected to homecoming court.With a standout voice, a hilariously honest view on sex and sexuality, and enough f-bombs to make your mom blush, S.J. Goslee’s debut YA novel Whatever. is a fresh, modern take on the coming-out story.

I’m honestly 100% certain there isn’t a summary that could do Whatever justice. I read this book because another librarian I work with suggested it to me, and I haven’t laughed out loud so much at a book since the Georgia Nicholson Diaries.  Mike is a bisexual teen who frequently doesn’t shower and hangs out with the most endearing group of straight boys you could possibly conjure up.  This book also has incredibly refreshing male/female friendships and the sweetest sibling relationship between Mike and his eccentric little sister, Rosie.

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. Simon Snow is the worst Chosen One who’s ever been chosen.That’s what his roommate, Baz, says. And Baz might be evil and a vampire and a complete git, but he’s probably right.Half the time, Simon can’t even make his wand work, and the other half, he starts something on fire. His mentor’s avoiding him, his girlfriend broke up with him, and there’s a magic-eating monster running around, wearing Simon’s face. Baz would be having a field day with all this, if he were here–it’s their last year at the Watford School of Magicks, and Simon’s infuriating nemesis didn’t even bother to show up.

It’s Harry Potter but funnier and Harry and Draco end up together!! Actually, it’s Simon and Baz, but honestly it’s what all of our thirteen year old selves were starved for, like junkies of fanfiction.net, just looking for a fix.  I’m always a little hesitant of YA romance novels with vampires (For good reason, I think we’re all a little jaded still), but Baz is my Favorite Vampire™.  He’s funny and sarcastic and moody and just a little bit lonely, the poor thing. 


The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater @maggie-stiefvaterEvery year, Blue Sargent stands next to her clairvoyant mother as the soon-to-be dead walk past. Blue never sees them–until this year, when a boy emerges from the dark and speaks to her.His name is Gansey, a rich student at Aglionby, the local private school. Blue has a policy of staying away from Aglionby boys. Known as Raven Boys, they can only mean trouble.But Blue is drawn to Gansey, in a way she can’t entirely explain. He is on a quest that has encompassed three other Raven Boys: Adam, the scholarship student who resents the privilege around him; Ronan, the fierce soul whose emotions range from anger to despair; and Noah, the taciturn watcher who notices many things but says very little.For as long as she can remember, Blue has been warned that she will cause her true love to die. She doesn’t believe in true love, and never thought this would be a problem. But as her life becomes caught up in the strange and sinister world of the Raven Boys, she’s not so sure anymore

This sort of sounds like a lovey dovey romance novel right? It’s not. There’s magic, and psychics, and dead Welsh Kings (this medieval lit major was shook), and the most fleshed out characters I’ve read in a series in about 8,000 years. I didn’t think I could fall in love with a group of spoiled prep school boys, and neither does the main character Blue, but here she is with her four husbands. 


Timekeeper by Tara Sim. In an alternate Victorian world controlled by clock towers, a damaged clock can fracture time–and a destroyed one can stop it completely. It’s a truth that seventeen-year-old clock mechanic Danny Hart knows all too well; his father has been trapped in a Stopped town east of London for three years. Though Danny is a prodigy who can repair not only clockwork, but the very fabric of time, his fixation with staging a rescue is quickly becoming a concern to his superiors. And so they assign him to Enfield, a town where the tower seems to be forever plagued with problems. Danny’s new apprentice both annoys and intrigues him, and though the boy is eager to work, he maintains a secretive distance. Danny soon discovers why: he is the tower’s clock spirit, a mythical being that oversees Enfield’s time. Though the boys are drawn together by their loneliness, Danny knows falling in love with a clock spirit is forbidden, and means risking everything he’s fought to achieve.
But when a series of bombings at nearby towers threaten to Stop more cities, Danny must race to prevent Enfield from becoming the next target or he’ll not only lose his father, but the boy he loves, forever.

I didn’t think steampunk was my thing, but I see maybe I was wrong.  Or maybe I just really love this one particular steampunk book.  Danny is so full of moxie and sarcasm and nervous sweating and tea it’s easy to see why Colton falls for him.  This book also tends to tackle really heavy subjects without you realizing its done just that.  

How Ryden Probably Broke Up #46

Brendon: Holy shit, I think I broke my ankle! Oh Jesus, it hurts so bad Ryan!

Ryan: …

Brendon: owwwwwww Ryan, do something!

Ryan *giggling*: does that mean your ankle is the world?

Brendon: what?!

Ryan: cause I know the world’s a broken bon-

Brendon: D E A T H I S C O M I N G

2P!Japan Boyfriend Headcanons

((*sweats* high-key been avoiding him in case i mess up [[,: givin’ it my best shot, friends )) ((I had a lot of asks for these and took a pic, but my stupid laptop is the worst [,:))


⦁ What’s that? You’re dating t h e Kuro Honda??
⦁ *high-pitched 90’s anime screech*
⦁ THIS FINE PIECE OF JAPANASS IS AAAALL YOURS
⦁ He doesn’t have time for messin’ around,,, bUT HE CAN MAKE SOME BOOYAH
⦁ “you have until april fifteenth to come and get these hot pockets until they’re gone forever” “the fuck did you juts sa y to m E”
⦁ kuro is the most standoffish, blunt, judgemental, sassy fucker
⦁ but he sure does love hot pockets
⦁ no one knows why, and it has ruined many nights of friendship with him and the Italy brothers
⦁ he is actually very insecure about his dating ability, so if you’re able to loop him in for the long run – you must be something special
⦁ kuro is more open than kiku about personal space, but only with people he handles; you’re luckily one of them and he is quite affectionate despite his discouraging demeanour
⦁ to anybody else, it would seem as though the relationship is not meant to last; to him, he’s already planned your wedding
- if he tells you he loves you then you know you’re in it for the long run
⦁ kuro has a lot of trust issues due to failed past relationships (romantic, business, platonic, etc), so that’s what makes him seem very distant and cold
- he is neither of those things with you
⦁ he LOVES PDA way too much
- he wants E V E R Y O N E to know you’re his
- he can’t afford another one that got away
⦁ because of this, he might come off as a bit overprotective or even possessive at times, but he means well
⦁ he wants the best for you for sure and is always there to support you, even if he isn’t very vocal about it
⦁ thIS FUCKER IS SMUG AF
⦁ HE’S ALWAYS SMIRKING BECAUSE HE'SCHECKING YOU OUT
⦁ HE THINKS YOU’RE THE MOST PERFEC T PERSON EVER ANd wonders why you’re with him??? he thinks he sucks??????
⦁ it’s true he is a very sexual and intimate person, and if you’re not about that then it might take him some time to adjust
- don’t worry; he would never do anything you’re not comfortable with!
⦁ if the PDA thing is A Problem, let him know!!! he doesn’t like forcing people to do things and will attempt to tone it down as much as he can
⦁ japanass is a sucker for cuddling and smooches, but he is the most tsundere about it
- do it anyway; he’s always ready!
⦁ he loves netflix and chilling (like, actual chilling, but wont pass up a diddle ;))) ) with you
- it’s like a friday night tradition
⦁ you’re bound to get stuck on one of his crazy escapades
- I feel as though he has a h o t motorcycle as well
- Luciano feels Left Out and eventually gets one
⦁ he KNOWS you think he looks good and is NOT ashamed to call you out on it
- i mean, come on
- he’s fuckin s m e x y
- DEM BODY TATTOOS AND MUSCLES THO
⦁ he loves art, especially nude ((**SPOILER ALERT** he actually hates the sexualization of nude models!!)) so if you’re willing he will DEFINITELy draw you
⦁ i know throughout the fandom everyone thinks he’s into hentai, but i’ve always headcannoned him to have been into it in his cringey teenage years and it’s followed him to adulthood
- he Hates The World because of this lmao
⦁ he is a memer
⦁ im so sorry
⦁ i feel like he’s a sugar daddy, but he doesn’t flaunt it
- he probably goes to those dimly lit rich people clubs with Luciano and Flavio
- will totally take you to cool and secret places no one knows about with him
⦁ like i mentioned earlier, he doesn’t have time for messin’ around
- i mean like “no shit”, y'know?
- if there’s something going on he doesn’t want to beat around the bush. just say it
⦁ he will also not hesitate to tell you if you’re being stupid about something
- that sounds harsh, but he doesn’t have much of a tolerance for idiocy
⦁ he is the biggest fucking weeb lemme tell you
⦁ he complains about weebs all the damn time but little does anybody know–
- like, he’s literally the guy that has a katana collection
- he totally says it’s for decoration and he had it imported by his family from japan
- it’s from naruto
⦁ probably had a crush on yu-gi-oh!
⦁ he loves classic games like the first Mario Bro’s and Zeldas
- is definitely into horror
- like, any genre
⦁ he will make you watch horror movies with him just so you cling to him
⦁ is a game developer on the dl
- if you’re into video games, he’d secretly send you demos to beta test
⦁ probably has a deviantart from middle school
- he regularly updates it with his fanart from his trash fandoms
⦁ “hates” mainstream animes
- fucking sobbed during Free!Eternal Summer
- ships viktuuri hardcore
⦁ loves spooning
- hates being little spoon and no one knows why
⦁ i feel like he likes to listen to people attempt to speak japanese and would find it adorable if you did
- he likes cute things
- you are a cute things
⦁ idk man i wasn’t so sure about him, but
⦁ i feel like he’d be just??? so great??? and he’s so underrated??
⦁ kuro honda everybody

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—English fanlyrics—


“Darling, you’re dreaming.”    Waking or sleeping means nothing to me.

If you can see it… it’s powerful, real…                  (I see…red…white…)

If you can feel it… it’s clear as can be…           (I feel…heat…light…)

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anonymous asked:

Any good OtaYuri Mafia AU recommendations? Thanks!

Hey there! Sure, here you are! We couldn’t find too much, but I hope these will do it! :)

Originally posted by otabaeyurio

Mafia AU

Weight of the World (pending title) by  ayuhime -  3477, E (WIP)

Summary:

Otabek and Yuri, born into powerful crime families, think their secret of being lovers is safe until a decision beyond their control changes everything.

Yuri learns that he should be careful what he wishes for.

~*~This is heavily inspired by arcsinx’s “When the Fly Meets the Web.” Please go read it if you haven’t already!~*~

Empty Spaces by  Meicdon13 - 477, T

Summary:

Stars on the knees mean that he will kneel to no one. Otabek and Yuri know that’s not true, but Yuri gives them to him anyway.

they call me cheap champagne by  kiranstein - 3795, M

Summary:

In which Yuri exacts the kind of justice he believes in and Otabek is only minorly inconvenienced by the failings of the human body.

When the Fly meets the Web by arcsinx - 4348, E

Summary:

The woman, Otabek’s wife, a pretty young thing with a weird accent, looks over her shoulder at Yuri. She doesn’t pull a face, doesn’t make her hatred for him visible. Yuri hates her all the more for it, for making up this fake, innocent, flowery persona, batting her eyelashes at Otabek to tell him his weird friend was glaring at her again. As though she didn’t know. As though no one knew Yuri Plisetsky and Otabek Altin have an affair.

Keep You Around by ashapoop - 997, NR

Summary:

Otabek Altin and Yuri Plisetsky can’t be together, can’t be in love, and yet they also can’t not be. Despite being in rivalling gangs, they have a love that nothing else can hold a candle to. // Inspired by Halsey’s newest song.

No Church in the Wild by LaMaldita - 1192, M

Summary:

Being the personal bodyguard of a Russian mafia heir comes with its challenges. But when that heir is renowned hellraiser Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek’s job can be a migraine waiting to happen. And when his charge starts crossing a line, all trouble and sultry eyes, can Otabek bring himself to stop him?

We’re in a World, Our Very Own by Erushi - 5164, T

Summary:

“Isn’t Timofeyev trying to get a toehold in this city?” Yuri retorts. “Shouldn’t you be out there trying to do something about it?”

“My orders are to stay with you.” To make sure you don’t do something stupid, hangs in the air between them, unsaid.

It nettles. “I’m fifteen. I’m not a child.”

“I never said you were,” Otabek responds, straightening. “Although you should square your shoulders when you shoot.”

Or: The Mafia AU in which Yuri is the heir to the Plisetsky family, and Otabek is his long-suffering bodyguard.

stop giving len’s pinky ring to random characters who aren’t mick or himself

  • Baby: J-J-J
  • Mom: Come on you can do it. Juice?
  • Baby: Ja- Ja-Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's 🎶beautiful🎶. In the year negative a billion Japan might not have been here. In the year negative fourty thousand it was here and you could walk to it, and some people walked to it. Then it got warmer, some ice burgs melted, it became an island, and now there's lots of trees! because it's warmer. So now there's people on the island, they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology like stones and bowls. Ding dong, it's the outside world and they have technology from the future (bronze age) like really good metal and c r a z y r i c e f a r m s. Now you can make A LOT of rice like really really quickly. That means if you own the farm you own a lot of food which is something everybody needs to SURVIVE. So that makes you king. Rice farming and rice kingdoms spread across the land. All the way to here. The most important kingdoms were here(hi), here(chikushi), here(izumo), here(kibi), here(yamato), here(koshi), and here(kenu). But this one (yamato) was the most most important, ruled by a "heavenly superperson" called (emperor) for short. Knock knock. Get the door, it's RELIGION. The new prince (prince shotoku) wants everyone to try this hot new religion (buddhism) from Baekj. "Please try this religion." He said. "No." Said everybody. "Try iiiittt" He said. "No." Said everybody again, quieter this time. And so the religion was put into place and all the rules that came with it. Then the government was taken over by a new clique and they made some reforms (Taika Reforms) like -making the government govern more and -making the government more like China's government, which is a government that governs more. "Hi China." They said. "Hi dipshit." (hi "wa"(dwarf)) Said China. "Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?" Said Japan. "Like what?" Said China. "🎶How about sunrise land?🎶" (nihon) (Japan) and so they stole China's alphabet and wrote a book about themselves. And then they made lots of poetry and art and another book about themselves. Then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for awhile. Right here (kyoto). And they conquered the north finally. Get that squared away. A rich hipster named kukai is bored with modern buddhism, visits china, and learns a better version (zen buddhism) which is more 🎶spiritual🎶. He goes back, reinvents the alphabet, and causes art and literature to be 🎶great🎶 for a long time and the rural palace turned into such a dream world of art that they really didn't give a shit about running the country. So if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals? 🎶Hire a samurai🎶. Everyone started hiring samurai. Correction - rich important people hired samurai. Poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai. The samurai became organised and powerful. More powerful than the government. So they made their own military government here. They let the emperor still be "emperor" but the shogun is actually in control. BREAKING NEWS the Mongols have invaded China. "We've invaded China" said the Mongols, "Please respect us or else we might invade you as well." "Okay" said Japan. So the Mongols came over, ready for war. Then died in a tornado. But they tried again and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese but then died in a tornado. Then the emperor overthrows the shogunate, then the shogunate overthrows him back then moves to kyoto and makes a new shogunate (ashikaga shogunate). The "emperor" can still dress like an emperor if he wants that's fine. 🎶Now there's more art🎶. Like painting with less colors, collaborative poetry, plays, monkey fun, tea parties, gardening, architecture, flowers. It's time for "who's going to be the next shogun?" Usually it's the shogun's kid, but the shogun doesn't have a kid. So he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun, he says "✔ok." But then the shogun has a kid, so now who's it gonna be? Vote now on your phones, and everyone voted so hard (onin war) that the palace caught on fire and burned down. The shogun actually didn't care, he was off somewhere doing poetry. And the whole country broke into pieces (sengoku jidai). Everyone is fighting with each other for local power and it's anybody's game. Knock knock, it's Europe. No, they're not here to take over (yet). They just wanna sell some shit. Like clocks and guns and 🎶jesus🎶. So that's cool, but everyone's still fighting each other for control. Now with guns!! and wouldn't it be nice to control the capital (kyoto)? Which right now is puppets with no one controlling them. This clan (imagawa) is ready to make a run for it, but first they have to trample this smaller clan (oda) which is in the way. Surprise! the smaller clan wins and the leader of that clan (oda nobunaga) steals the idea of invading the capital and invades the capital. And it goes very well 👍. He's about halfway through conquering Japan when someone who works for him kills him, then someone else who works for him kills them. And that guy (toyotomi hideyoshi) finishes conquering Japan. And then he confiscated everybody's swords. And made some rules (no having a sword (or a gun) no climbing the social ladder pay taxes). "and now I'm going to invade korea and then hopefully china" he said and failed, and also died. But before he died he told these five guys (council of 5 elders) (ukita hideie, uesugi kagekatsu, mori terumoto, tokugawa ieyasu, maeda toshiie) to take care of his five-year-old son until he's old enough to be the next ruler of Japan. And the five guys said, "Yeah, right. It's not gonna be this kid. It's gonna be one of us. Cuz we're grownups. And it's probably gonna be this guy (tokugawa ieyasu) who happens to be way more rich and powerful than the others. A lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him. They have a fight and he wins. And starts a new government right here, 🎶Edo🎶 and he still lets the "emperor" dress like an emperor and have very nice things, but don't get confused, this is the new government (tokugawa family) and they're very strict. So strict they closed the country. (sakoku 鎖国 closed country) No one can leave and no one can come in. Except for the Dutch if they wanna buy and sell shit, but they have to do it right here (dejima). Now that the entire country was not at war with itself, the population increased a lot, business increased, schools were built, roads were built, everyone learned to read, books were published, there was poetry, plays, sexy times, puppet shows, and dutch studies. People started to study european science from books they bought from the dutch. We're talking geography, skeletons, physics, chemistry, astronomy, and maybe even electricity. Over time, the economic and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow down. Knock knock. It's the United States. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats. "Open the country. Stop having it be closed." Said the United States. There's really nothing they can do so they signed a contract that lets the united states, britain, and russia visit japan any time they want. choshu and satsuma hated this 👎. "That sucks." They said. "This sucks!!!" and with almost very little outside help, they overthrew the shogunate (boshin war) and somehow made the emperor (emperor meiji) emperor again and moved him to Eto which they renamed "Eastern Capital". They made a new government, which was "a lot more western" (-new york times review). They made a new constitution (meiji constitution) that was pretty western. And a military that was pretty western (large). And do you know what else is Western? That's right, it's conquering stuff. So what can we conquer? Korea. So they conquered Korea. Taking it from its previous owner, china, and then got a little further and Russia rushes in out of nowhere and says, "stop, no, you can't take that we were gonna build a railroad through here to try to get some warm water." and Russia builds their railroad, supervised by a shit ton of soldiers. And then when the railroad was done they downgraded to A FUCK TON. Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade. And Japan says "can you maybe chill?" and then Russia says "How About Maybe You Chill?" Japan is kinda scared of Russia. You'll never guess who's also kinda scared of Russia. Great Britain! So Japan and Great Britain make an alliance so they can be "a little less scared of Russia". Feeling confident, Japan goes to war against Russia (russo-japanese war) just for a moment and then they both get tired and stop. 🎶it's time for World War 1🎶 The World is about to Have A War. Cuz it's the 1900s and weapons are getting crazy and all these empires are excited to try them out on each other. Meanwhile, Japan has been enjoying conquering stuff and wants MORE. the next thing on their list is this part of China (qingdao) and lots of tiny islands (palau, marianas, carolines, marshall islands). But all that stuff belongs to Germany, who just had war declared on them from Britain because Britain was friends with Belgium which was being trespassed by Germany so they could get to France to kick France's ass because France is friends with Russia who is getting ready to kick Austria's ass because Austria was just about to kick Serbia's ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria's ass. Or... actually they shot him in the head. And Britain is currently friends with Japan, so you know what that means. Duh. 🎶japan should take the islands🎶 which they wanted to do anyway. So they called Britain on the tele(gram) to sort of let them know (can we take the islands thanks). Then they did it. And they also helped Britain a little here and there with some errands and stuff. Now the war is over and congratulations Japan! you technically fought in the war which means you get to sit at the negotiating table (paris peace conference) with the big dudes where they decided who owns what. And yes, Japan gets to keep all that shit they stole from Germany. You also get to join the post-war mega alliance 🎶the League of Nations🎶 whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world. The great depression is bad and Japan's economy is now crappy. But the military is doing just fine and it invades manchuria. And the League of Nations is like, "no, don't do that, if you're in the league of nations you're not supposed to take over the world!" and Japan said 🎶"how bout i do anyway?"🎶 and Japan invaded more and more and more and more of China. and was planning to invade the entire East. You've got mail! It's from Germany, the new leader of Germany. He has a cool mustache and he's trying to take over the world and needs friends. This also got forwarded to Italy. They all decided to be friends because they had so much in common. 🎶it's time for World War 2! (the sequel)🎶 Germany is invading the neighbors then they invade the neighbor's neighbors then the neighbor's neighbor's neighbors who happen to be Britain said 🎶"holy shit"🎶 and the United States started helping Britain because they're 🎶good friends🎶 and they started not helping Japan because 🎶"their friends and our friends are not friends" "plus they're planning on invading the entire ocean"🎶 the United States is also working on a large very huge bomb (atom bomb). "bigger than any other bomb, ever™" just in case. But they still haven't joined the war. War looks bad on TV and the United States is really starting to care about their image. But then Japan spits on them in Hawaii (pearl harbor) and then challenges them to war. They say yes. And then Germany, as a symbol of friendship ❤, declares war on the United States also. So the United States goes to war in Europe. And they help the gang chase Germany back into Germany and they also start chasing Japan back into Japan. And they haven't used the bomb yet, and they're curious to see if it works. So they drop it on Japan (hiroshima). They actually dropped two (nagasaki). The United States installed a new government inspired by the United States government. With just the right ingredients for a 🎶post-war economic miracle🎶 and Japan starts making TVs, VCRs, automobiles, and camcorders as fast as they can and also better than everybody else. They get rich. And the economy goes wild. And then the miracle wears off. But everything is still pretty cool I guess. 🎶Bye🎶

anonymous asked:

i want more aesthetic in my life, but it seems expensive and exhausting. TEACH ME UR WAYS SAN PAI

oh goodness, it’s been a while since i’ve been called a “senpai” but i’ll try my best to advise! “aesthetic” could mean lots of things, so i’m not 100% certain what the word means for you? i’m a hopeless romantic with an inherited eye for design and i’m a very firm fan of the treat yoself mentality so, for me, there’s a neat lil circle of a venn diagram between indulging in what makes me happy & what i find aesthetically pleasing. 

i’d recommend little luxuries that make you happy, as well as finding things that make you happy in the world! i.e: listening to piano instrumentals walking home late at night, looking up up up at the stars from beyond the street lights and thinking about how nice it’ll be to curl up into bed once you arrive. take yourself to places that make you happy - cafes, museums, bookstores, parks, wherever makes you happiest - and surround yourself with whatever objects and styles delight you. i buy myself flowers and wear my trench coat much too often and bring rosebud salve and postcards with me whenever i travel. 

so tl,dr: if you’ve ever stopped to ask yourself “I know this will make me happy, but is it really necessary?” that is 100% what you should indulge in. not just for the Aesthetic, but for your own sake. live a life Oscar Wilde would be proud of

Block B as Boyfriends (AMBW)

@blackprincesskorea asked:

If you know block b can you do a reaction of how boyfriend material they would be dating a dark skin girl? Please

I’m not really that fond of Block B knowing them as a group, but I hope you enjoy!

FYI: Gifs are not mine, I will be linking them to where I got them soon! I searched them up because Tumblr didn’t have the gifs I necessarily wanted.

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He was supposed to be an  a n g e l  but they took him from that  l i g h t  and turned him into something  h u n g r y ,

something that  f o r g e t s  what his hands are for when they
aren’t  s h a k i n g .

He will  l o s e  s o  m u c h ,

and you will watch it all happen
because you had him first,

and you would let the world
break its own neck if it means keeping him.

Start by wiping the blood off of his chin and
pretending to understand.                                                                                      

Repeat to yourself                                                                                                

“ I  w o n ’ t  l e a v e  y o u ,

I  w o n ’ t  l e a v e  y o u ”                                       

until you fall asleep and dream of the place                                                             where nothing is  r e d .

W h e n  i s  a  m o n s t e r  n o t  a  m o n s t e r ?                                                

O h ,  w h e n  y o u  l o v e  i t . 

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anonymous asked:

i love your art so much?? like the comics and stuff are fantastic and i'm sndhwahsjsbdjd about them

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! Oh my g o d s!!!!!!!!!!

Anon said: Thank you for always providing us with such good soft kiribaku 😍 also, I’m obsessed with the Bakusquad in big comfy sweaters in that last comic! Omg they look so cute

!!!!!!!!!! I’m happy you liked them!!!!!! *O* big comfy sweaters are my weakness, honestly hahaha

Anon said: Hello! I adore your comics, they’re all so good I cri. There’s not a single comic you’ve made that I don’t like. They’re all just so cute and you always draw things I could see happening in canon. It’s like you understand every character so well and is able to draw them in character because of that, if you know what I mean?? And also your art is so pretty and unique I just!? I lov.

Welp count me as a gross sobbing mess on the floor holy heck this ask killed me - thank you??? so much?????? This means a whole damn lot to me!!!! And made my whole day 300x better, really, thank you!!!! <3<3<3

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anonymous asked:

Excuse me ahem I'm going to need an entire post about what Victor does at restaurants now that you mentioned it thank you yes here's your payment *cries uselessly over the perfection of your writing*

Firstly, he’s that guy who learns the server’s name. “Hi, Tiffany,” he says to the blonde waitress, waving her over. “Could you tell me what your soup of the day is?” The waitress blinks at him, not used to customers using the name that is so neatly printed on her name-tag, but begins explaining the soup anyway.

He makes…. such bad puns….. they’re so bad…… He spills a droplet of water on himself and laughs, “This one is on me.” Victor orders a salad. “Lettuce eat.” The server is crying internally. Yuuri is crying internally. The world is crying internally.

Every time he goes to a restaurant with Yuuri – and I mean, every time, ev e r y t i m e – he says, “Come here often?” Yuuri blushes every single time, without fail. The effect never seems to wear off, even if Yuuri’s outward exasperation does seem to increase. He’ll roll his eyes, lean across the table, and kiss Victor to shut him up. Victor grins, proud and in love.

Victor likes to order for Yuuri because he has this weird idea in his head that it’s the most romantic thing in the world. Yuuri indulges him, but they almost always end up switching meals because he doesn’t like whatever Victor ordered for him lmao.

He takes everything home. The butter, the bread – all of it. Yuuri helps him.

@forovnix and I had a headcanon that Victor tells every single restaurant they go to that it’s Yuuri’s birthday so that they can get the free cake. Eventually, restaurants start catching on. “This is your husband’s sixth birthday in the past two weeks,” they’ll say. // Victor clears his throat. “Oh, sorry, I meant to say it’s my birthday.” // “This would be your third birthday,” they answer. Eventually, he is banned from several restaurants around Saint Petersburg and his mug shots are posted on the inside of bathroom stalls, which read “Will lie about birthday.

Taeyong as your brother would include:
  • he would be a great big brother 
  • you two being best friends 
  • asking eachother for advice 
  • if you ever had a problem he would want to be the first person you talked to
  • picks you up from school or other places
  • buying you stuff from cities he had concerts in
  • he would be always looking after you 
  • he would scold you if you didn’t listen to him or you wouldn’t do something he wanted you to 
  • “have you eaten??”
    if you would say no then he would buy you a lot of jummy food 
  • him begin really protective over you
  • he would be texting you everyday just to know how was your day
  • he would want to pick a great boyfriend for you but you wouldn’t listen to him ofc
  • he would has your picture in his wallet
  • when he gets upsed he always looks at your shared photography when you two were babies
  • he would always treats you like a baby 
  • “y/n even if you’re going to be 30 and you’ll be married and have a lot of kids you will be always my little baby sister OKAY”
  • he would talks a lot about you with a big smile on his face to his members like how great, kind, funny, beautiful and smart you are 
  • but then his face gets seriously and he said ‘’but if you ever hurt her i will end all of you i promise’’
  • BUT THEN HE SMILED AGAIN AND THE REST ARE LIKE ‘’??? OKAY WE BETTER DONT LOOK IN HER DIRECTION”
  • just kidding not really
  • he would want to protect you from this ugly world 
  • like if someone says something mean to you he would be always ready to fight them 

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M A S T E R L I S T S

// zoey xoxo

charelleysrp-deactivated2017081  asked:

Eisuke and prompt no. 89 — Please Ms. Dori.

The Meeting
Eisuke Ichinomaya x MC
Includes: Mitsunari Baba, Ota Kisaki, Soryu Oh, Mamoru Kishi
Rating: G
Prompt #89: “I’m not leaving you!” - Send me a Pairing and a Number

One day, I arrive early at Tres Spade to serve Eisuke his coffee as usual. I’m not in uniform yet, but everyone knows by now what our relationship has become. I’m always anxious to see him despite how long we’ve been together. As the elevator takes me to the penthouse, I straighten my clothes out. Nothing fancy, but you don’t want to look less than perfect for him.

When I arrive at my destination, I hear a few voices. The other bidders are there and they’re talking with someone I don’t recognize. I decide to make them all coffee then since they’re there.

“Ah, if it isn’t my favorite princess,” Baba says as he come up from behind me. “Come to see us caffeinated?”

“Yes,” I say as I set six cups on a tray along with the finished pot of coffee and all the cream and sugar they could use.

“Ever the considerate hostess.” Baba always sweet talking to me just told off my shoulder as I take the tray to the common area where the bidders are.

I can see they’re talking to a very gorgeous woman that’s shamelessly fawning over them all. But she seems particularly close to Eisuke. I can’t overreact as it could be a business partner.

“Sor, you simply must join me one day for dinner. I’ll make it worth your while.” Okay, she really is hitting on everyone.

“Now, now, princess. Do you really want that frown to turn you upside down?” Baba was doing his best to divert attention from Soryu as the mobster was looking about ready to kill.

“That frown can turn me upside down anytime,” she said with a wink before turning to me. “And who is this little cutie?”

“Just one of our maids,” Eisuke said as he sipped his coffee with a satisfied look.

“Only just,” the woman said with interest and a hint of something more. “She doesn’t seem like it and you know I have an eye for woman.”

What?! I spilled some of the coffee and apologized profusely as I cleaned it up.

“Anyway, it’s an ever grateful pleasure that you’re letting me use your hotel for my show.” She then stood and was much taller than I. Eisuke stood to walk her out. “Let me know if you ever need company. I’ll surely make it a time to remember.” She then caressed his face just before the elevator doors closed.

I cast my gaze down and serve the others. Why wouldn’t Eisuke want to be with her? Tall, beautiful, fashionable, clearly has a way with words… I sigh inwardly and try not to be noticeable when Mamoru spoke up. “Why the sour face, kid?” His lazy face greeted me as I looked up.

“Nothing’s the matter. Just have to get to work soon that’s all…”

“Last I checked, you work for us so, technically, you are at work,” Ota pointed out with a smirk. “If you do a good job, Koro, then maybe I’ll give you a reward.” Usually that would phase me, but all I did was finish cleaning up and carry the tray back to the kitchenette.

Footsteps come up behind me. “You really think I would go for someone like him?”

“Huh?” I turned to him surprised. Him?

“Technically, yes,” Soryu grumbled in on the conversation. “Till his operation anyway.”

I was confused and it was clear on my face. “Soryu, you’re confusing the pup.”

“How can she not notice with those manly hands?” Mamoru smirked with his cigarette half cocked between his lips. “That was Michelle Leboux, only his name is spelled M-i-t-c-h-e-l.”

“You mean the big up and coming fashion designer?” I couldn’t believe I didn’t notice before that that was the first major transgendered designer of the fashion world.

“And he’s one of the newest attendees to the auctions,” Soryu said matter-of-factly.

“I thought we agreed we would refer to her as ‘she’,” Baba frowned as if they were speaking ill of her.. him…

“Well, she isn’t here so she won’t know, now will she?” Ota put great emphasis on the word as if to run it in Baba’s face. A grin played on his face as if he was hiding a giggle.

“Regardless of gender, it was merely business. She always comes here and flirts with everyone. She actually has a soft spot for Soryu and Mamoru.” Now there was a wicked grin on Eisuke’s lips as the mobster and detective groaned in unison.

“Leave me outta this,” Mamoru protested. “Broads are all trouble, whether they are broads or not.”

Soryu remained silent, but he didn’t have anything more to say.

Ota and Baba started snickering and making fun of them.

“Anyway, you already know who you belong to and I already have what I want.” His voice was like a soothing balm (along with the guys messing with each other) to my heart and I relaxed as I turned back to Eisuke. “All you have to remember is to stay by my side and nothing or no one will come between us.” Damn that smirk of his. Always winning me over. He kissed my cheek, a rare tender moment when he’s usually more flashy. Taking my hand, the man I love led me to the stairs and and to his penthouse suite despite my protests I had to go to work. He was the boss, after all, so there was no use trying to fight him over what he wanted me to do.

Having a rough day? Here’s a few words from some of our faves (3.0).

This is the third version of this post and this post, this time featuring the more “problematic” faves (i.e.: the villains). Enjoy!

Rafe Adler

“Damn it, if I could buy you a way out of this and straight to happiness then I would do it in a heartbeat, no matter what the price. And I’m sorry I can’t. But just know that I will stick with you through this right to the end if it means I can see your smile again. I don’t screw over my partners”.

Harry Flynn

“Chin up, love. The world’s not always as bleak as it seems, ‘specially when you’ve got a charming, handsome mate like me to help you out, yeah? Suppose it also helps that you’re not half bad yourself. Never met anyone with quite the spark you ‘ave. So don’t let this defeat you, cause… quite frankly, it’d be embarrassing for the both of us”.

Asav

“Look sharp. Think of the issue at hand. You better damn well go and fight this thing hard. Trust me, you don’t need me. You’re a judicious individual in your own right, but my help is always there if you want it. Together, we can persevere, and we will make it work”.

I hope you all liked this one! I apologise if this one isn’t as great as the other versions; I’m not great at writing the softer sides of our favourite villains!

Tagging: @mrscocoachaos since you requested Rafe and Asav! Also tagging @tennantmademedoit (because I know how much you love Asav) and @reservedravens (because I know how much you love Flynn).