you make my puns come true

Getting in the holiday spirit
  • Mika: hey, Yuu-Chan! I wanna sing something for you
  • Yuu: oh, really Mika? I'd love to hear it!
  • Mika: -clears throat and starts singing-
  • Mika: I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need
  • Mika: I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
  • Mika: I just want YUU for my own, more than YUU could ever know
  • Mika: make my wish come true
  • All I want for Christmas is YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
  • Yuu:
  • Yuu: you've been waiting a the entire year to make that pun, haven't you?
  • Mika:
  • Mika: ...yes

ask-smokescreen  asked:

Is it true that organic chemistry is really tough? I heard bots who study it have alkynes of trouble.

Your awful sense of humor aside, organic chemistry is only as hard as one makes it out to be. It being ‘organic’ does not immediately imply that we as a mechanical species would have any harder time comprehending it than other races.

Those fancy artists... Maximoff X Reader

Originally posted by avengersavalanche


Characters: Wanda Maximoff,Pietro Maximoff

Word Count: 387

Drabble Friday, Maximoff’s x reader. Readers setting up her art exhibition display when Pietro knocks her off the chair causing her to slightly injure her knee, Wanda and her exaggerate to make Pietro feel really guilty.

“So as you can see,my works are heavily influenced by Daguerreotypes,but I’m giving them more of a modern ‘selfie’ expression,mind the pun.” You stand proud at the front of a crowd that has come to see your art display. You’ve always believed a night like this would never happen,a dream.But this dream has come true.You scan the audience to spot Pietro and Wanda,who promised they would come.

“Miss (Y/N), could I get an interview after this?” A reporter calls from the crowd.

“Sure,just let me finish up.” You promptly give him a reply.

“Now I’d like to leave you with something…” You say as you stand up upon a chair.

“Art has imporved drastically over the past couple of decades,and in my personal opinion it’s still expanding.But we must strive to always make different art,something that stands out.Like Arbus,I could frame each and everyone of you in a corner and post each separately,all would turn out well,but it would be too similar and dull.That’s how art dies,when originality and expression leaves.Strive to keep that passion,and art will continue!” You finish your speech to a round of applause,I giant smile brims along your face.

After the applause dies down,the crowd disperses to go look at your exhibit.

A blur zoom pasts you,making you lose balance and begin to rock back and forth.

“WOAH!” You cry out as you crash to the floor.

“(Y/N)!” Wanda calls out as she runs to your aid.

“Are you hurt?” She is very gentle with you.

“Just my knee…” You wince as you try and move it.

“PIETRO!” Wanda shouts out to him.

“It’s fine,no need to bother him…” You try and get up,but she pushes you back.

“No, let’s play with him for a bit.” She winks at you.


“Oh no,sorry (Y/N)!” He sounds genuinely concerned at your distress.

“What am I going to do now?” You ask,trying to sound as in pain as possible.

“You’ll have to cancel the exhibit,you can’t continue…” Wanda nearly giggles in giving that performance.

“I HAVE AN IDEA! I’LL CARRY YOU!” Pietro exclaims,without a second thought he hoists you on his shoulders.

“You’ll carry me for three hours?” You ask,sceptical.