you make me want to marry you
Like Real People Do - Chapter 1 - xiaq - Check Please! (Webcomic) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Because apparently I now have two WIPs. And I just. Want Kent Parson to be happy.

“I’m not married,” Parson says.

Eli squints at the nonsequitur.


“So does it have to be Swoops or will any hockey player do? Because I’m a hockey player. And I like food.”

Eli is probably gaping unattractively at him.

“I don’t–you want to take me on a date?”

“Sure, why not? I mean. I’d hate for you to drop dead tomorrow without fulfilling your bucket-list wish.”

“Jesus, Kenny,” Troy mutters.

“You,” Eli says. “Kent Parson. Want to take me on a pity date.”


Troy makes a long-suffering noise. “Alright, I’m going to let you kids figure this out. I’ll see you later, Kenny.”

“Yeah,” Parson says distractedly. “See you tonight.”

They stare at each other for a moment and Eli realizes that the magazines and billboards must airbrush Parson’s freckles out which is a shame because they’re pretty damn cute. Especially when he wrinkles his nose at the awkward silence between them.

“You’re serious,” Eli says finally.

“Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?”

“Because you’re Kent fucking Parson?”

Parson runs a hand through his damp hair which does nothing to dissuade the cowlick right above his left eyebrow.

“Why does everyone say my name like that?”

Five Things Tag

Rules: you’ll have to tag 15 people at the end of this challenge

Thank you for tagging me @literally-just-yoongi-trash

five things you’ll find in my bag: 

  1. keys
  2. mints
  3. wallet
  4. too much shit but i use it all 
  5. phone

five things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  1. way too many unread books (i’m working on it)
  2. too many stuffed animals on my bed
  3. lots of pink things
  4. clothes everywhere lmao
  5. just a lot of girly stuff

five things i’ve always wanted to do:

  1. learn spanish
  2. learn french
  3. play any instrument
  4. SEE BTS LIVE :(((((((((
  5. marry min yoongi (keeping emma’s answer because big mood)

five things that make me happy:

  1. BTS
  2. music
  3. my friends
  4. the color pink
  5. discovering new things

five things i’m currently into:

  1. this book i’m currently reading called When Dimple Met Rishi
  2. Lorde’s new album
  3. bettering myself
  4. BTS
  5. idk what else tbh lol

five things on my to do list:

  1. school shit ugh
  2. read more often
  3. to stop accepting things i’m not okay with
  4. travel
  5. keeping my inner peace


@savageyooongi @marksblackwife @jungkookies-babygirl @kpoptrashandproud @fly-with-hobi @akookieforhobi @so-trash-it-hurts @queen-nightingale @minniemouse0111 @neptunite-dreams @crazy-sweetheart @monstajaebum @dulcetflor @vodka-queen @subliminalignorance

Of course ya’ll don’t have to do it just thought I’d tag you.

anonymous asked:

If it's okay, a scenario with Kuroo wanting to marry his foreigner gf but his parents are totally against it, threatening to disown him and stuff, looking down on his gf. And no happy ending. Idk how to make this even more angsty but I love your angsty posts so much so feel free to do whatever you want with it. <3~

This is some good angst request, thanks ;u;

“Tetsurou, I don’t think we should do this..” You say pulling the sleeve of your shirt to cover your engagement ring. “I know how against they are with you marrying me, it’s probably for the best.” 

Kuroo holds your hand tightly in his as he stands outside his parent’s home, giving you a reassuring smile. “It doesn’t matter, we’re already engaged.” He gives you a quick peck on the lips before knocking on the door.

Squeezing his hand tightly, you try to ease your breathing as you waited for the door to open. Kuroo notices this and he brushes his thumb against the back of your hand to comfort you.

“Oh, Tetsurou! Come in,” His mother says with a forced smile as Kuroo thanks her, entering with your hand intertwined with his. You smile and nod in acknowledgement as you quickly enter behind Kuroo, sticking close to his side as you watch his father sitting down at the dining table.

Kuroo stands patiently in front of the table with you practically clinging on to him as he waits for his mother to join in at the table. Your heart is racing but you try to stay strong for Kuroo’s sake.

“Mom, dad, this is (Name), the girl I’ve been telling you about.” He says using his free hand to gesture towards you. “Hello,” You say quietly with a polite bow before standing up straight again to look at them.

His mom and dad do not look pleased and it scares you because you didn’t want to be separated from him, you love him, you’re going to get married to him!

As you were too busy in your own thoughts, his mother speaks up. “Oh, is that your engagement ring?” Jumping slightly at the sudden question, you look down at your hand before nodding. “Let me see it,” 

Looking up at Kuroo, he gives you a nod and you gently release his hand before walking over towards his parents, sticking your left hand out for his mother to observe the ring. “Very beautiful,”

“Thank you, I love it a lot too.” You respond pulling your hand back. 

“Tetsurou, we talked about this. You will not be marrying her.” His dad states firmly and you quickly head back over towards Kuroo. Kuroo wastes no time and interlocks your hand with his again.

“Dad, as much as I love you and mom, (Name) and I are going to get married,” Kuroo says looking over at his father who shakes his head in frustration. “She’s not Japanese Kuroo, she’s a foreigner. Foreigners are going to ruin the Japan culture!”

“She is not going to! She’s always wanting to explore with me about the culture and she always wants to know more.” Kuroo responds back and you squeeze his hand.

His dad scoffs, “You don’t know anything Tetsurou. You are not getting married with that woman and that’s final!” Kuroo’s dad slams his hand on the table as he finishes that sentence and you can feel your body shaking as you hold in the tears that are threatning to fall.

“Tetsurou..” Looking up at him, you can see his bottom lip shaking as he stands his ground looking over at his father. Your mouth opens to say something, but before you can let it out, Kuroo wraps his arms around you tightly, pressing your body to his.

“I can’t let you go..” He says quietly into your ear. A tear drops from your eye as you listen to how broken and desperate he was to be together with you. He was hurting so much becasue of you.

You press gently on his chest as you pull away from the hug, pressing a kiss onto his cheek as you look up at him, “It’s for the best Tetsurou..” He shakes his head at you as a tear falls from his face, landing on the floor between the two of you.

“No, we can still make this work.” You frown up at him, you want to agree but nothing good was going to come out of it. 

Looking down at your hands, you gently slip the ring off your left hand, holding it for a bit before you place it in his. “I can’t see you be hurt anymore.” You wipe the tears on his face before you quickly press a kiss on his lips. 

“I’m sorry.”

Kuroo’s eyes widen and his grip on you tightens as you try to leave, “Don’t,” His voice is desperate and you want to stay, but you can’t. “Tetsurou, it’s not going to work. I know how much you love your parents and as for me, you could always find another girl to replace me,” you say with a small smile as another tear slips from your eyes.

“No, I can’t! I love you! It can’t be anyone else..” You close the space between him with a warm hug before you pull away, your hand slipping from his, “I’m sorry..” 

Not bothering to look at his parents as you leave, you turn and head out the door as Kuroo stands in his place trembling with your engaement ring in his hand.

“I can’t replace you.”

anonymous asked:

Heeey, can you link me to that fic where louis need to marry so he “orders" Harry on the mail? Thank you so much! I also want to send you so much love for how much you use your time to help us, thank you! You make us really happy!! 💞

I think it’s put the stars in our eyes    


Five Things Tag

Rules: you’ll have to tag 15 people at the end of this challenge

Thank you for tagging me @myhusbandhobi @thatnerdyblondegirl and @sopeonthestreet (Breanna, you tagged me 100 years ago agjskdlg I’m sorry!!)  

five things you’ll find in my bag:

  1. Way too much change
  2. Phone charger
  3. Earphones
  4. Wallet
  5. Crumpled up receipts 

five things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  1. Clothes all over the floor
  2. BTS posters
  3. Piles of books (I used to read so much more RIP)
  4. A popcorn machine my aunt got me that I’ve never used because I’m too lazy
  5. Honestly just a bunch of crap everywhere I’m such a mess

five things i’ve always wanted to do:

  1. Get it together
  2. Get it together
  3. Get it together
  4. Get it together
  5. Marry Yoongi

five things that make me happy:

  1. Min Yoongi
  2. BTS
  3. Doing nothing/sleeping
  4. My dog
  5. Talking to my mutuals (also sometimes bullying my mutuals but always out of love)

five things i’m currently into:

  1. The TV show Superstore
  2. Wonder Woman
  3. Going on angry rants about Trump/Republicans/misogyny/racism/etc. 
  4. Min Yoongi
  5. idk i have no hobbies or interests or (keeping Ginny’s answer)

five things on my to do list:

  1. get a hobby or an interest or (keeping Ginny’s answer)
  2. Figure out want I want to do with my life
  3. Read more
  4. Stop being so sad and lonely and emo all the time
  5. Catch up on all the recent BTS vlives

Tagging @ttaegiis @agustdlightsmycigarettes @ralph-mountainlodge @yoonmin-smile @hobiscuteelfnose @kihyunseyesmile @fangirlingprobs @cocoratscha @jayonthestreet @agust-kook @loveofmylifejin @thereisnofuckingreason @socialily @siiriisi @daegusoftboys

So, picture this:

I’m sitting in the living room, writing. My teenage roommate is in her room, probably reading idk. Fiancé is in the kitchen, banging around in preparation to make food. He’s pretty far away from both me and roommate. I hear him yell: “Hey, what do you guys want me to make for dinner?”

I respond with the obvious answer: “chicken nuggets!”

Teenage roommate decides to butt in: “you guys are too old for chicken nuggets!”


“It’s not time to make a change,
Just sit down, take it slowly,
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to go through,
Find a girl, settle down,
If you want, you can marry,
Look at me, I am old, but I’m happy…

All the times that I cried,
Keeping all the things I knew inside,
It’s hard, but it’s harder to ignore it,
If they were right, I’d agree,
But it’s them they know not me,
Now there’s a way and I know that I have to go away,
I know I have to go…”
~ Father and Son by Cat Stevens

Happy Belated Father’s Day everyone!! 

Sorry for the lateness, my computer’s been glitching and I finally got around to fixing it; I had a father-daughter day with my daddy so decided it would be a nice occasion to finally post this!

The forehead-to-forehead sign of affection has always meant a lot to me, I share that with my parents every once in a while, and since I read Donatello7′s The Day the Music Died fanfiction series and since GotG Vol. 2 confirmed the father-son relationship between Peter and Yondu, I thought about making a short series of drawings in honor of it. 1/3, actually 2/4 if you count my previous drawing of Yondu, Peter, and Kraglin:

Expect more soon!! :D

Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.

((Feel free to add your own. Have fun~ ))

I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

kids are fucking wild

i work at a daycare/day camp thing with six and seven year olds

-*points to my ring* are you married?
me: how to i explain that i am 16 and im dating a piece of shit

-“are you a boy or a girl?”
me: what makes you think im a boy or a girl?
kid: you have short hair!
me: girls can have short hair!
me internally: gender is an illusion my children

-*kid pickpockets the radio from my coworkers pocket and presses the button* “can we order pizza?”

-me: our craft today is making snakes out of paper!
me: sure!
other kid: can it bite me i want to go home
other other kid: i got bit by a python once
other other other kid: yeah sure craig

-i herd the kids outside and they all hang out by the door waiting to go inside. when i ask them why they say that its hot out. its only 84 degrees

-me, to my coworker: oh i get off in ten minutes
ten minutes later: “REY IS LEAVING EVERYONE TACKLE HER OR HIM” (they didn’t believe me when i told them i was a ‘girl’ so now use “her or him” when referring to me. i dont correct them because they are on the right track)

By Way of Spontaneity (Part 1)

Summary: On a whim, Bucky declares you to be his girlfriend to his grandma and mother. They’re eager to meet you and he asks you to pretend to be with him for just one dinner with his family. But is that really all?

Word Count: 680

Warnings: None.

A/N: This is sheer K-Drama content lol. So it’s gonna be fluffy and full of craziness. I hope you all like it!

Originally posted by seabasschino

Kicking his shoes off, Bucky plops down on the couch, swinging his feet until his legs are off the floor and he crosses them. Taking a deep breath, he stretches enough to pull his phone out of his pocket and unlocks it, perusing through his various social media apps. He’s scrolling through the wedding pictures of a former high school classmate of his when he hears a sharp whistle.

His grandmother’s stern face is what he sees as his head snaps towards the sound. She’s got her lips pursed in a tight line and her brow furrowed. Bucky smiles. “Hey, nana. You look beautiful today.”

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My sister sent me a short response to a prompt she was given to write about privilege and it’s beautiful and important so I wanted to share it with you all: 

“It wasn’t until my older sister admitted to me that she had always felt a smudge of jealousy of my role in our family that I realized I was privileged…privileged compared to my very own sister. And by “role in my family” I mean that my sister perceived me to be the perfect traditional daughter who would someday be married to a man and have biological children and make my parents happy grandparents. 

You see, my older sister is gay, or “lesbian”, to use proper terminology. And while my parent’s completely accept her for who she is and love her and I just the same, I understand that this ‘traditional’ path will always be much easier than hers. That isn’t her fault and it isn’t mine – it’s just the privilege I was born into. In today’s society being gay or lesbian is becoming less of a controversial issue, but people who identify with these sexual orientations still face everyday challenges in regards to embracing the person they love – something I never had to face in my life.

Because I am straight, I have the privilege of walking down the street, holding my lover’s hand without receiving long stares or multiple double-takes. I have the privilege of comfortably telling people about my boyfriend when they ask me if I am dating anyone, instead of having to “come out” over and over again. I have the privilege of being friends with multiple girls, and those girls never assuming me being nice or being a good friend is me trying to come onto them. I have the privilege of posting a picture of myself kissing my significant other without being over-sexualized by men. I have the privilege of never having to fight to have the right to marry the person I love. I have so many privileges associated with being straight, that it’s easy to overlook how much courage it takes to embrace identifying as anything different. But, because I have recognized my privilege, it has only made me admire my sister even more for her strength. For her ability to overcome those everyday challenges and full-heatedly be proud of the person - of the lesbian - that she is. She has truly inspired me to embrace and love everything that I am - and everything that I am not.” 

Hamilton Ship Proposals


Alexander: *bends down on one knee*

Laurens:*gasp* Oh my god yes!

Alexander: What? I was just tying my shoe.

Laurens: Oh.

Alexander: By the way while I’m down here.

*Alexander pulls out a small box from his pocket*


Hercules: So um… I want to… ask you… I mean it’s okay if you say no… I will completely understand… But.. would you make me-

Lafayette: Stop right there, of course I’ll marry you.


Jefferson: Hey James, what was your last name again?

Madison: Thomas, we’ve known each other for a long time, you know that my last name is Madison.

Jefferson: *pulls out a small box and gets down on one knee* Ever thought about changing it?

NHL!Bitty, Part XII -  ‘A Stanley Cup Wedding’

The Schooners win game seven and dethrone the defending champion Falconers to claim Seattle’s first national title. 

Eric was definitely not expecting Jack to propose immediately after losing.

(A rework of the ‘Game 7 PVD vs SEA’ prompt that totally retcons some NHL!Bitty stuff, so timeline-wise: the Falconers took the cup Eric’s second year with the Schooners. The Schooners win the following season.)

NHL!Bitty Masterpost

Game Seven. Third period. Eric’s running on adrenaline, blue Gatorade, and rage.

Jack and the rest of the Falconers first line are racing to catch up, but Eric is ‘criminally fast’ (thank you ESPN for the lovely descriptor), and it’s almost too easy to whip the puck to Carter and wait for the siren.

Snowy can’t stop it. The Schooners will win in regulation. 

For a brief, terrifying moment, Eric sees Morin’s breakaway as the death knell of his relationship. He has flashes of Freshman year and he thinks ‘Jack is going to hate me’.

Eric closes his eyes and waits.

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YOI Future!Verse ABO AU, Visual Headcanon Web Charts #01

So I always wanted to make one of these. Turns out my headcanons for the most part are WAY too wordy for these things and uh, they’re a bit of a mess >.>;; BUT I hope nonetheless that they’re somewhat fun to read even if barely legible, it was fun to make ^ ^;

1. Super basic relationship chart of the core members of the lovely poly family in this AU.

2. “Adults Think,” the color of each adult indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

3. “Kids Think,” the color of each OC kid indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

There’s obviously a lot more to it than what could be crammed in the lil text boxes, but a gist and pretty much the first things that immediately popped into my mind regarding their interactions. 2 and 3 also mostly show their thoughts while the kids are younger, which will change a bit as they grow up, to be covered in a future post.

*Recommended you right click view image to see full size bc the text is tiny oops

Because the text is so illegible, text only versions of charts 2 and 3 beneath cut, all elaborated quite a bit because I’m so rambly oops:


IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s Yuuri-centric polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri’s married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

BASICS of this AU

INTRO to how ABO works in this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.


Please keep ship bashing out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.




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Possessive/Obsessive Spouse Sentence Starters

“You’re mine. Don’t forget that. You promised.”
“Til death to us part. That’s what our vows said.”
“Did you really think this would ‘get better’ after we married?”
“I’m allowed to be obsessed with you, I’m your husband/wife.”
“You should quit your job. You know I can take care of you.”
“Don’t go in today. Stay in bed with me.”
“Mine, mine, mine…”
“No. You can’t go out tonight.”
“I don’t care if you’re just friends. I don’t want you seeing them again.”
“Do I have to lock you up, darling?”
“You will never have to worry about anything ever again. I’ll make sure of it.”
“I’ve been fair to you so far, haven’t I?”
“You’ve been such a good wife/husband so far. Don’t get silly ideas now.”
“I called your work and told them you quit. Now you’ll never have to leave~”
“Where are you going? Why didn’t you tell me?”
“You’re late. Tell me what you were doing.”
“You had better not be lying to me, darling…”
“If I find out you’re cheating on me, I’ll kill him/her.”
“You’re so beautiful. I can’t believe you’re mine.”
“I still can’t believe how perfect you are.”
“I worship you.”
“No one else is allowed to see you like this.”
“This sight is for my eyes only. Don’t forget that.”
“ I’m going to hunt down the person that was your first…so that they know you’re mine now.”
“I want people to see the marks I leave on you. So they know you’re taken.”
“You belong to me and no one else.”

Writing Prompts

• I wanted to completely disappear.
• You went so far down the rabbit hole.
• Well, there are the monsters.
• What do we want to focus on?
• What happened at the time?
• There was no contact between them.
• You may recognize the name.
• It’s tiny, isn’t it?
• What are you working on?
• Are you blowing things up?
• Are we in trouble?
• Can I come in?
• Would you lend it to me?
• Is it a secret?
• What are you testing?
• It’s very rare.
• Who tracks these things?
• What’s making that sound?
• It happens every day.
• It’s too cold in here.
• What do the reports say?
• Is it a good theory?
• I want to tell you about my life.
• Can we get married tonight?
• It’s a good enough explanation.
• What are we hearing?
• That’s a little atypical.
• We are very slow.
• It was just a bright spot.
• What can cause suck explosions?
• Stop giggling!
• Is it hilarious enough?
• I have the best idea.
• Look, bubbles!
• Where did you hear that?
• Can you solve it?
• It’s just math.
• Where have you been to?
• Are you throwing rocks?
• He can’t stop talking.
• I love your left eye.
• I’m hearing what you’re saying.
• Maybe I could just change my name.
• One day I’ll run out of possibilities.
• Does that ever happen?
• Where do I place it?
• Help me disappear.
• We saw none of that.
• Did it fall off?
• Who was there to light it?
• Let’s have fun.
• Is it too random?
• I want to punch it.
• You are very specific.
• That’s the answer.
• Do you remember the number?
• I came for you now.
• Just say no.
• It’s a good mix.
• Cuddles are good.
• That’s exactly the problem.
• Is it a serious situation?
• It can be very loud.
• Where are the sources?
• Why would they lie about it?
• Can someone tell me?
• You can email me.
• Do you want to watch it?
• It’s a storm.
• What a waste of my time.


Kane & Toews: forever linked (x)

requested by @musainrules <3

They’re getting married.

With the sweat on his back sinking uncomfortably into his costume, Victor’s first and only thought is that they’re getting married. There are cameras flashing at them at blinding speeds as they hold up their medals, recording their every move, and the reporters yell for their attention. Victor drowns them all out.

Victor can’t exactly spare anyone a second of his glance.

Not when from the top podium, his fiancé holds up his gold medal with pride and just a hint of overwhelming disbelief, still in shock that he actually won. 

Not when Yuuri looks down at him with twinkling dark eyes and a breathless, slow grin, sweat beading at his hairline, looking like a masterpiece that has come to life. 

Not when he stares at Victor with his chest heaving, beautiful brown eyes shiny with happy tears, as if to say, Look at me, Vitya. Look how far I’ve come.

The sight makes Victor’s throat run dry, makes his gut flutter and his heart hammer inside his chest with the bruising force of his adoration. It makes Victor want to say, Happiness and a gold medal looks beautiful on you, solnyshko.

It makes him want to say, you make me fall in love with you again and again.

It makes him want to say, you are everything I’ve ever wanted.

It makes him want to say, please marry me. Please stay forever. I love you, I love you, I love you—

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  • Benvolio: I don't want to marry you
  • Rosaline: I don't want to marry you either
  • Benvolio: okay first of all, rude
  • Benvolio: and secondly, let me step into your personal space with /that smile/ and flirt with you even though I don't want to marry you, just as a reminder of what you will be missing, look how cute I am, let me flirt some more and make puppy eyes at you