you make me laugh but it's not funny

  • taehyung: *does something exactly in sync with jimin*
  • jimin: yes soulmate connection at its finest
  • jungkook: *does something exactly in sync with jimin*
  • jimin: *slams table* FUCKING STOP IMITATING ME YOU OWE ME RESPECT YOU-
  • lance pointing to a trophy: what's that for
  • keith: oh i did trick riding when i was a kid
  • lance: trick ri- like what?
  • keith: like handstands and stuff, i guess.
  • lance: ...handstands. i've never seen you do a handstand in your life.
  • keith, shrugging: it's easier to do on a horse.
  • lance:
  • lance: who are you
We first met when we were 15. Back then, I didn’t have a clue on what love was. I doubted its existence. I was a complete cynic, equating love to myths.
If this was a fairy tale, this is where I would say we fell in love. This is where I say I saw you, and I knew. But this isn’t a fairy tale. It didn’t start with love at first sight. Somehow, that makes our story even more beautiful.
If someone had told me back then that I would fall so deeply in love, I would have laughed my head off. If someone had told me it would be you, I would have dismissed me as irrationality. Funny how life works.
random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

yknow that shit allistics do where they randomly say shit like “hey do you wanna be my friend??? 😝😝😝” in that fucking stupid mocking voice so they can laugh at your awkwardness and stupidity when u dont know how to respond bc of your autistic traits??? bc they assume youre too fucking dumb to understand sarcasm and malice bc ur autistic??? yeah its fucking evil and it makes me feel like shit constantly please hardblock me if u do this or think its funny lmao

ronan and gansey lose a bet to henry and have to dress like each other for a day. gansey’s bright polos are all way too tight on ronan and ronan’s ripped jeans cling to gansey’s thighs but bunch at the ankles because they’re too long and it’s absolutely hilarious. blue and noah can’t stop laughing and adam takes a photo to commemorate, which quickly makes its way around to the whole gangsey and becomes pretty much everyone’s phone lockscreen for the foreseeable future

If You Like Be More Chill...

Here are some more songs you might like by Joe Iconis!

Kevin : This song is sung by Andrew Rannells (a god) about being bored in Brooklyn. Plot twist song with a catchy tune that I sing in all my free time. Features this breathtaking ending and amazing chorus.

Jeff : Jeremy Morse sings about spying on his neighbors. Its funny and awful on the surface, but gets extremely interesting. It has some amazing one liners and moments that really make you think about this character and his life.

Party Hat : MK Lawson and Eric William Morris have this amazing chemistry that is reflected perfectly in a story about a lonely girl and a cat. Its unbelievably charming and well done. The fact alone made me laugh that Eric was playing a cat.

Blue Hair : Jordan Stanley has a young boyish charm that is beautiful and gorgeous and I love this song. Its about a boy who decides he wants to make a statement and just dyes his hair blue because he can. Its actually from one of Joe’s other musicals called The Black Suits. Highly recommend. 

The Goodbye Song : Jason Williams. Deep song. Kinda sad. I sing it and pretend I’m on a stage all the time. This song is gorgeous and I don’t really know how to explain it, but its basically this song about a death and how the person dying wants everyone to be okay when he’s gone. 

Right Place/Wrong Time : Eric William Morris and Katrina Rose Dideriksen both have amazing voices that work so well in presenting the concept of the song. They sing about how they always seem to be missing their chances even when they might have talent. 

Honey : Listen as Jared Weiss tears your heart out as he sings about pining over his best friend. Its an extremely cute piece that is so well sung and portrayed. No jokes, just cuteness.

Lisa : Katrina Rose Dideriksen sings about feeling like you’re not enough to be with a girl. It is actually the best thing. Katrina brings this amazing emotion and power into it that just wow. Honestly, its a gay anthem. (Also from The Black Suits)

Velociraptor : Liz Lark Brown sings about being a velociraptor and its hilarious, but actually a metaphor for societal expectations and where we all belong in the world??? She has an amazing voice and there’s some parts where you laugh and some parts where you have to furrow your eyebrows and really appreciate it.

The Actress : Katrina Rose Dideriksen yet again. It follows the struggle of this girl and what she has to do to become an actress. The meaning behind this song is so impressively portrayed and once more leaves your jaw dropped at Joe Iconis and his writing. Its funny and charming as well. 

These are just my personal favorites! Feel free to message me or send in an ask telling me what you think of these songs, which are your favorites, or even recommend some more! Happy listening!

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roasted gently, served with care

Anyway Niall has already a second single out, promoting the shit out of it since May 4th and its in the top 10 on iTunes and almost in the top 20 of the Billboard charts and yet people still make jokes, that aren’t even funny, about how Niall is literally doing nothing compared to the other guys lmao sweetie, maybe if you actually try to put some attention on his SOLO career you’d see that he’s actually been working very very hard on everything he’s pulling out there. And the worst part, the thing that makes me more upset about it is that even some niall stan still laugh about it… like, dude it’s literally disrespectful of Niall’s work and career that you should support lol

anonymous asked:

false teeth, aliens seeing people put their fingers in their mouths and just pull their teeth out to clean or them laughing and having the teeth fall out... imagine the horror

(Oh my God first suggestion or whatever!)

Oooooh this is a good idea! I think Imma write like a little story for this!

Ziexxuonae was just walking around, just checking up on the crew members. More specifically, the humans. Only because humans are always trying to do stuff they shouldnt do. And they’ll try to do it even after you tell them ‘no’ so you really have to catch them. So really,  Ziexxuonae was just checking up on the humans to make sure they werent doing anything that could potentially destroy the ship.

Ziexxuonae was walking past two of xer really good human friends. And they were already having a conversation, so Ziexxuonae decided to join in. Talking is a very good way to further your bonding with a human, so the human guide says.”Lana! Rosa! Hello!”

Rosa turned their head and looked over and up to  Ziexxuonae, “Yo! Zi!”

Lana looked up to Ziexxuonae and waved happily,”Hello Zi!”

Both of them bared their teeth. Even though the Human Guide said humans bare their teeth as a greeting and that its a good thing, it still sends chills down  Ziexxuonae’s spine.”What were you two talking about?”

“Oh, well, we were talking about a little accident that happened when Lana was little.”

“Yeah, it sucked then. But now its something I can laugh about!”

“Oh? Well… may I ask what the accident was?”

Lana nodded.”Of course, Of course! So, when I was 16, I tripped down then stairs and hit my mouth really hard. Long story short, I had to get most of the top row of my teeth removed.”

“But… you have top row teeth right now?”

At the moment, Lana reached into her mouth and just straight up pulled out her fake teeth. Ziexxuonae was immediately horrified.”Oh no! You need a medic! Human teeth arent suppose to come out like that!” Rosa and Lana immediately started laughing. And they were laughing hard. Ziexxuonae was very confused. Werent humans concerned when another human was hurt? Rosa wasnt concerned with Lana’s wellbeing at all! “Why are you two laughing! This isnt funny!”

“No, No! Zi its Ok!” Rosa was finally able to say. And they were still a giggling mess.”Those are fake teeth or well- dentures. They are suppose to be able to come out. You see, Lana lost her adult teeth so fake ones had to replace them.”

“B-But they arent attached? Like permanently?”

Lana put her dentures back in place.”I hate it when they’re called dentures! It makes me feel so old! But they arent suppose to be attached like that. Its just not how they are suppose to be.”

Ziexxuonae paused and then slowly nodded.”O-Okay…”

Rosa’s giggling was replaced by a concerned face.”Zi, you good?”

Ziexxuonae nodded.”Yes. I just… I just need to go take a little break.” Ziexxuonae waved bye to xer human companions and then went to their room to just think over what xey just learned.

Humans are truly terrifying

Just Jin things

His laugh (he has the most healing laugh that I could listen to for 10 mins…actually I have done that) LONG LIVE THE WINDSHIELD LAUGH. *creek creek hiccup creek* (gifs are not mine)

Originally posted by chiminichangas

Originally posted by gotbangboys

The way he blows hand kisses (YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS MAN ISN’T PURE AND THAT THIS DOESN’T KILL YOU) He makes army’s hearts go boom and I will always go boom for Jin.

Originally posted by blueseksu

Originally posted by missbaptan

His angelic voice, ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND NEEDS MORE ATTENTION. AND HIS SONG WITH TAEHYUNG?! JIN YOU ARE GODLY. His solo song has to be one of my favorites on their Wings album. I even set it as my alarm.

Originally posted by je0n

THE DAD JOKES, (Being an international fan is so hard oml). INTERNATIONAL FANS WE MAY NOT UNDERSTAND IT BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY ANYWAYS. Especially the one about the water cat…army we all know which one I’m talking about…

Originally posted by pjmksj

Originally posted by kimthehyung

HIS UNDENIABLE WAVE OF SELF CONFIDENCE, Oh come on, we love mr.worldwide handsome and he makes me feel more confident <3 Thank you JIN

Originally posted by minyoongummysmile

ARMY ADD MORE IF YOU WANT, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A GROWING TREND THINGY <3

Just Namjoon Things

Just Yoongi Things

Just Hoseok Things

Just Jimin Things

Just Taehyung Things

Just Jungkook Things

Just Bts Things

i want malec to have cute, funny moments where both of them laugh and make fun of each other and they know something’s wrong out there in this damaged world but they have each other. they both have someone who can fix them.
i want them to be like: “you’re so bitter” and then the other answers “oh yeah that’s why you love me”(probably alec) and i just want my cute little angels to be happy together and i want nothing, anything to get in their way

seanimal  asked:

Why do you like the 😂 so much I'm genuinely curious 🤔

i jst thnk its really cute!! (in plush/merch form cause its not that cute on my phone gshfkd) its rlly cute and depending on how it looks in merchandise it makes me laugh cry too fdhsjg i jst think its cute nd funny!!! i love it a lot

Volleyball (Jeff Atkins X Reader)

Request: Jeff imagine where he helps the reader workout for volleyball, just super fluff 😊

~*(Y/N)’s Pov*~
Jeff and I always come down to the park for when we need to practice. Jeff plays baseball and i play volleyball, we help each other practice for our games. Even though he’s not good at volleyball and im not good at baseball, its still fun to help practice. The park has a volleyball net that him and i use very often.

“Watch out!” I yell

“Huh? OW FUCK!” He screamed

He was now on the floor and i ran to him, laughing really hard.

“Quit laughing its not funny” he said trying to act mad.

“How did you not see that coming” i said still giggling.

“I was too busy staring at you” he said winking. “ya know you’re really beautiful.”

“Thats real cheesy, Atkins” i said back while pushing his shoulder jokingly.

He pulled me into a quick kiss and then pulled back.

“We should go practice baseball now so that i can make fun of you too.” He said getting up and grabbing my hand as we walked off.

  • Jeremy: It's me again. I need someone who can help me be cool. Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.
  • The Squip: *laughs maniacally*