you look so hot today

Dating Damon Salvatore would include:

• you both walking around shirtless in the salvatore house
• piggyback rides
• day and night drinking
• literally everywhere
• y'all are like bunnies, keep on goin at it
• you guys break the bed at some point
• him trying his best to do selfless good for you
• you being adorably annoying to him
• being best friends with Stefan
• *whistles* “Damn, Y/N, you’re looking so hot today”
• “what? I wasn’t hot yesterday?”
• when he messes up, you give him a long talk about being stupid
• “I literally want to slap you and make love to you at the same time”
• stealing his shirts and wearing them
• cooking together
• when the mystic falls gang catches a bad guy, you convince Damon not to torture them
• “ Damon, you’re like, really ugly”
• “oh really? That’s why you were screaming my name last night”
• him making you blush like 24/7
• comforting each other
• road trips
• solving problems together
• adorable Damon when you guys are alone
• strip teases when y'all are feeling kinky
• cute forehead + temple kisses
• never giving up on each other when things go wrong

even more fucking text memes!
  • symbols:
  • send ☀ for a good fucking morning text
  • send ✉ for a un fucking sent text
  • send ❤ for an i fucking love you text
  • send ☾ for a good fucking night text
  • send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text
  • send ✕ for of course fucking not text
  • send ✂ for a fucking lying text
  • send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text
  • send ♋ for a fucking sext
  • send ► for a fucking wrong person text
  • send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
  • actual texts:
  • txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"
  • txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."
  • txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."
  • txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"
  • txt - "you're a fucking asshole."
  • txt - "did you fuck him/her?"
  • txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."
  • txt - "you fucking infuriate me."
  • txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"
  • txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"
  • txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"
  • txt - "i want to fuck you."
  • txt - "fuck right off."
  • txt - "i'm fucking sorry."
  • txt - "i won't fucking apologise."
  • txt - "this is your fucking fault."
  • txt - "you're fucking beautiful."
  • txt - "you're fucking ugly."
  • txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."
  • txt - "i fucking despise you."
  • txt - "fuck."
  • txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."
  • txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"
  • txt - "i've been fucking arrested."
  • txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."
  • txt - "just fucking shut up already."
  • txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."
  • txt - "send me fucking pictures."
  • txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"
  • txt - "i want you fucking naked."
  • txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."
Quick Session

anonymous asked: can you please make a imagine with Fred were you’re in Slytherin and you’re captain of the Quidditch team,but you’re really sweet and soft but sometimes you a cocky lil bitch and MUGGLEBORN please 💖✨💖

Hey look anon that asked me before, I found something ^^ :))

You and Fred stood in a corner near the entrance of the Great Hall. It was weird for him to sit at the Slytherin table and for you at the Gryffindor one, so you compromised and met outside after lunch.

“You look really hot today,” he said, smirking at you and sneaking his arms around your waist under your robe.

“You too. So hot that you probably need to take that shirt off,” you flirted back with a slick smile and played around with the buttons. He smiled mischievously as his arms rubbed the fabric of your shirt on your lower back.

“Hmm, feeling a bit flirty today, aren’t we? Tell you what,” he said, looking at the clock. “meet me in front of Transfiguration classroom after this hour, deal? Then I’ll knock your socks off.” He smiled, kissed you and ran to catch George as they went up the stairs.

The bell rang and Charms were over. You grabbed your things and left the classroom with a slight smirk on your face. You walked in the middle of the hall, like those mean girls in Disney original movies you used to watch before you went to Hogwarts. Sometimes you missed those times, everything was so simple.

Just as you arrived, Fred walked out of the classroom and saw you. He walked to you quickly and kissed you. A whole class of first-years were just walking by and just weirdly stare at you like they haven’t seen anyone snog before. Well, maybe they haven’t up close. Fred snickered, took your hand and dragged you down the hall to the nearest broom closet.

“Shut up, George!” You shouted backwards as you heard Fred’s twin whistle.

Your boyfriend shut the door with his foot and backed you to the wall.

“I have Quidditch in fifteen,” you told him in between gasps as he worked your neck. There’s definitely going to be some marks.

“Okay,” he moved up to your lips. He moved slowly and passionately as he wanted to take you all in. You smiled at his lusty arms and let him to grab you and shove you higher up the wall.

You didn’t know how much time passed, but felt some kind of a rush in Fred’s moves. He stroked your hair and kissed you on the forehead.

“Go, if you have to,” he said, compromising.

“Yeah, I have to. Sorry,” you kissed him one last time and walked to the door. You smiled back to him: “Great sense of time, by the way,” and walked through the door.

They talk about you in Korean, not realising you understand Korean Reaction:

‘You’re hired to teach Perf Unit English and they talk about you in Korean not realising you also speak Korean reaction.’

Today was the first time you’d wore your hair down around your new friends/ students Seventeen. You were busy writing out some words on the white board when you heard Jun say, 'Wow, Y/N looks so hot today!’ But he said it in Korean, not knowing you also spoke the language. You froze for a few seconds and then continued writing. 'She should wear her hair like that more often it’s kind of sexy…’ You hastily turned round and looked at Jun through squinted eyes. Joshua who was sitting next to Jun quickly realised that you had understood what Jun had just said. 'You understand us don’t you?’ He asked in Korean with a grin spread across his face. 'I do.’ You replied with your eyebrows raised looking at Joshua and then to Jun, who had realised what had happened and had began to laugh uneasily. 'Sorry Y/N… but it’s true!’ He laughed causing you to just shake your head and laugh at him.

'Do you think Y/N is single?’ Your ears pricked up hearing the Korean conversation happening behind you. 'How would we know just ask her!’ Your heard Minghao say. 'I can’t just go and ask her that she’ll think I’m coming on to her!’ You quickly looked up to see Hoshi, Minghao and Mingyu sat near you as you were busy reading some paperwork. 'That’s exactly what you’d be doing…’ Mingyu said. You looked down and giggled as you continued reading. 'Well… I still can’t just go, Oh hi Y/N are you single?!’ Hoshi groaned rolling his eyes at his band mates. You stifled your laugh and decided to respond. 'Oh hi Soonyoung, yes I am single.’ You replied continued to stare down at the papers in front of you. You heard both Mingyu and Minghao erupt into laughter and decided to look up. You were met with an awkward red faced Soonyoung hiding behind his hands…

'Take a picture, it’ll last longer…’ Chan jumped out of his daze hearing your voice. 'Sorry I didn’t mean to stare… I was just day dreaming…’ He said awkwardly avoiding your gaze. Seungkwan who was sitting beside Chan started to laugh to himself, 'Yeah he was daydreaming… day dreaming about Y/N!’ 'So what if I was she’s pretty!’ Chan replied defensively. 'Aww are you in love?’ Seungkwan asked him whilst fluttering his eyelashes. 'Was it love at first sight?’ Chan rolled his eyes, 'and if it was?’ He replied innocently. You turned your body to face Chan in the chair in front of him and simply said. 'I don’t believe in love at first sight.’ Chan and Seungkwan’s mouths both dropped, 'wait you speak Korean?!’ Seugkwan gasped. 'Yes I do, so watch yourselves!’ You joked sticking your tongue out.

You pointed to the sentence wrote on the board. 'Okay, so what do you think it means if I said to you, I am infatuated with you?’ 'Does it mean you think I’m fat?’ Seungkwan replied with a silly expression on his face. 'No nothing like that…’ You replied shaking your head at him. 'It means obsessed with or captivated by. If I said I was infatuated with you, I’m saying that I’m very interested in you.’ You told the group of boys before you. 'I’m pretty infatuated with her…’ you heard Minghao mumble quietly in Korean. 'Why? Because you think imma good teacher or you think I’m pretty?’ You responded, shocking him with your fluent Korean. 'I err…’ He started to say before placing his head down on the tables and groaning 'pretend you didn’t understand that…’

anonymous asked:

Could we get a Drabble on college age Logan or Sirius messing with you during class? Like sexy words or touches or something like that?

It was two minutes before class began when you ran up to your classroom. Your boyfriend, Logan, was already sitting in the back row, casually leaning back in his chair. He always looked so effortlessly handsome- his thick, black hair perfectly placed, his toned arms confined to this grey tee he was in. You tried to quietly close the door behind you, but the clicking made Logan’s eyes dart up to where you stood, a smirk painted on his face.

“Sorry I’m late.” You leaned down and quick gave him a kiss before taking your seat on the side of him where no one else was sitting. “My appointment ran late and…”

“You look so hot today babe,” he interrupted, placing his arm around the back of your chair.

“Well, thank you. But anyway…” you began.

“No I mean I don’t think I can go all class without having you.” There he went, interrupting you again.

“Logan! Knock it off! You’ll be fine,” you scolded, turning your attention to the professor who started talking about today being a powerpoint or presentation. Truthfully, you didn’t know because Logan was moving your hair behind your shoulder, letting his fingers trail down to your waist before he whispered to you.

“Powerpoint? You know that means the lights will be off…” he smoldered. You shot him a warning look, which he continued to ignore. Soon, the rows of halogen lights had been switched off and an absolutely riveting presentation on current stock market trends had begun. It took all of your concentration to focus on the notebook in front of you instead of Logan’s hand, which was running up your thigh.

“Baby, please? I just need you so bad,” he pleaded, his fingers pulling at the hem of your sun dress. Every time he touched you, it sent an electric current through your body. It was impossible for you to resist him and those damn dark eyes. You scooted your chair closer to him by half an inch and that was all the invitation he needed. 

His long fingers moved under your dress and around your thigh. He gently pushed your panties to the side, letting two fingers trail down your already slick folds. A small moan left your lips at the contact, which you quickly tried to cover as a cough. Who knows if you were actually successful? He moved down to your center, pushing his index and middle finger slowly into you. You drummed your pen on your notebook, needing to find a way to release some of this tension without screaming out his name.

“So tight baby,” he whispered as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you. You were already close, but you needed more of him. The idea of him buried deep inside you was making you crazy.

“Bathroom. 5 minutes,” you instructed before easing his fingers out of you and heading for the door. It had not even been two before he was out of his chair chasing after you.

the sign’s love notes

Aries: “Thanks for putting up with my shitty self. You look hot today. Wanna make out later?”

Taurus: “You’re so cute. Will you go on a date with me? Check yes or no.”

Gemini: “Communism is red, vodka is clear/I always feel happy/Whenever you’re here" 

Cancer: "I have to confess this. I really, really, really, really, really, really….. love you. What do you want to name our kids?”

Leo: "I want your butt, you huge nerd." 

Virgo: “Roses are red/Dirt is muddy/Shut the hell up I”m trying to study// Just kidding, I love you”

Libra: “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? HOT AS FUCK”

Scorpio: “Your pants are ugly. Take them off.”

Sagittarius: “I wanna travel the world with you.”

Capricorn: “You’re the only person I don’t hate right now to be honest”

Aquarius: “I missed you yesterday when you took a bathroom break. Stop taking so long to poop.”

Pisces: “I’m sorry I zoned out earlier. I just got lost gazing into your beautiful eyes.”

special thanks to thatbirdgirl for the awesome poems!!


//and truth be told I miss you, and truth be told I’m lying//

Ideas to destroy:

• “People who post selfies are vapid and self-obsessed”

• “People who post selfies are very confident and don’t care about or won’t even see my rude comments”

• “If I feel that I am ugly I shouldn’t post a selfie, even on a day when I feel great and want to”

Ideas to never destroy:


• Animals wearing hats