you look really good sitting down

So I have a little idea for elsewhere university (forgive the pov switching)
Somewhere in the library, there is a legendary book. If you are in the greatest emotional distress you will ever feel in your time at the university (How the book Knows isn’t certain but then again nothing ever really is), you will find yourself slouching into the library and looking along the shelves. Not searching for anything in particular, just something good to read.
You pick one, not to thin and not too thick, off of the dusty shelf. The jacket feels slightly soft, like the nose of a stuffed animal once most of the velveteen is rubbed off.
You sit down right there in the middle of the aisle, lean your back against a cart, and begin to read. As soon as your finger touches the title page, you feel all of the anxiety pulling out like the tide, a wave of calm rushing over you as you begin to read.
Hours go by. People move around you, not even noticing you’re there. Any classes you missed were cancelled that day.
Some time later, you’re at the final page. You know that soon you will have to go back to the real world now, and that your break is over.
Resigned, you take a deep breath and put the book back on the shelf. You know you will miss it, but there’s nothing you can do, and you’ve heard too many stories of those who would try and abuse the magic here.
With a sudden pop, you can hear movement again. You hadn’t even noticed the students walking by you, or the whispering in the next row. You shake your head, fondly caressing the cover one last time.
You walk out of the library with a much lighter heart than when you came in, ready to face whatever drove you here in the first place.
No student has ever found the book twice, and it’s constantly changing place.
What the contents are varies wildly from person to person; from favorite childhood storybooks to long lost books (forgotten underneath a chair or on a picnic table somewhere on campus) to family photo albums that may have never even existed in the first place.
It’s rumored that during one of the many book-burning eras that the university has lived through, one of the librarians enchanted the book to promote reading, but no one is really sure.
All they know is that it’s nice to have a word of hope in the darkness.

It’s November 8 2016. Election Day. And you didn’t vote. You knew that trump is evil “but Hillary is just as bad”, you said. You hate both of them, so you refused to vote. “Neither deserves to win”, you said and by the way, it’s rigged anyway, right? You refuse to play that game and you feel quite good about it. You’re a rebel. It’s your kind of protest against the corrupt system!  

You come home from work, with a smile on your face. It looks like your protest works: Some of your friends also didn’t vote or wrote in the name of a third candidate. You feel really good. Maybe you and your friends are enough to change the system! And if not, well, you’ve seen presidents change before and it never had too many consequences in your life. 

You sit down in front of your tv, reach for the remote and your phone buzzes. It’s a text from one of your friends, the weird one who begged you to vote for Hillary - and your smile falls off your face “It looks like Trump will probably win. I’m so scared. My sister is crying.” 

You suddenly remember that your friend’s sister is trans. 

You turn on the tv and you can’t believe your eyes. The third candidate one of your other friends voted for is at 4%! That’s great, isn’t it? But wait.. Hillary is currently behind Trump? By 6%? Oh. You didn’t expect that. 

 Another text. A co-worker. “Two people called in sick. I think it’s because they’re scared to go outside in case Trump wins..” 

One of your co-workers is black, one is Muslim. 

You stare at the tv and you can’t believe what you hear. “Trump won.” It was a head-at-head race and Hillary almost won - but only almost. You can’t believe it. None of your friends were going to vote for him! 

You want to go outside to think about something else - but you stop as you hear your neighbor crying on the phone. “I’m so scared i’ll lose the custody right when our marriage gets annulled”. 

You suddenly remember that your neighbors are a gay couple with a cute little daughter. 

But Hillary would’ve been just as bad, right? 

  • Seokjin: *Looking at predebut pictures* Awww look at how cute you were!
  • Jungkook: Yeah but I'm all grown up now! *Bites lip as he stands to lift his shirt*
  • Seokjin: BoY you know you ain't no Miley Cyrus so sit your ass down!
  • Jungkook: Sorry hyung. *Sits down and continues to sip his apple juice*

I love the glitches of this Say Goodbye video, and all the ones before, and also the amazing sound effects, but what really gets me is how the entire dialogue of this video was basically double entendres all the way through, plus the flawless acting by Jack, (fucking seriously who knew my boy Sean was so good at theater?? damn!) and the perfectly timed editing by Robin.

I mean it’s all so subtle and so clever that unless you’re really paying attention, and thinking in terms of how Anti would think, I feel like you might miss some of it.

“This is gonna get dangerous” Jack says, and the first delighted and demented chuckle filters through. When he sits down again after investigating the noise, Jack says, his voice faint and lacking confidence: “What the fuck was that?” He looks at the knife for just a few seconds too long, drawing his fingers along it, as if mesmerized.

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Dating Draco Would Include...
  • “I’ll walk you home, it’s too dark for you to go by yourself”
  • Always playing with your hands
  • “You have such nice hands”
  • “I like this freckle”
  • Always giving you his scarves/beanies when it’s cold
  • “You can keep it if you want, it looks better on you.”
  • Holding you while you cry
  • You holding him while he cries
  • Making sure you are always comfortable during the sexy times
  • Buying your favourite food and bringing it home to you after work
  • “Do you want another blanket?”
  • Throwing snowballs at you whenever he gets the chance
  • “Are you sure you don’t need another blanket?”
  • Him putting his cold feet against your legs
  • “fuck off Draco”
  • “You love me really”
  • Him wearing all the clothes you buy him
  • Going grocery shopping with you
  • “We should get this”
  • “Draco put that down”
  • “This looks good”
  • “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-”
  • Sitting on the roof with him at 2 am talking about life
  • star gazing
  • cloud gazing
  • Him always always knowing when something is wrong
  • “Tell me about your childhood”
  • “Show me more muggle movies” 
  • Him having so many house plants
  • all of the house plants
  • “Meet my cactus” 
  • “God dammit, Draco”
  • Puns
  • the stupidest yet funniest puns in the whole world
  • Pun wars
  • Him trying to start a rap battle but you just throw a pillow at him
  • just super cute couple goals
Dear goodness

170119 #SMA2017 (Seoul Music Awards)

Ya’ll know that feeling where you feel like your otp is gunna kill you?

Well get ready guys because Chanbaek is coming to invade and soon we’re all gunna be nuked by cute moments and before January ends, we’ll all be buried.

It’s not really a Chanbaek moment but I think is was cute how Baek just wandered on over next to Chanyeol and *cough* height difference~ 

*grabs da megahorn* EYO MAKE WAY FOR THE ROYAL COUPLEEEE (They look so goooooodddddddddddd)

So here we have Exo sitting down at their table like good people, and then we have Chanyeol trying to find a seat, and guess what? :D he sat next to Baekhyun (I know it’s something generic but ya’ll know I like it when da otp sits next to each other)

Now they can be lit together :D (low-key foreshadowing)

Everybody be dancing to IOI’s pick me

Chanyeol….plz…calm before you hurt someone

Ok so Baekhyun was having a devil’s of a time with this watch right? Then Chanyeol comes in and  gestures for Baekhyun to put it on him. He probably couldn’t take anymore of Baekhyun’s struggles

Baekhyun relinquishes his watch which he toried so hard to put on

Then life goes on

Oh oh, is that……a different camera angle of the previous moment? Why yes, yes it is.

No hesitation. Just action

Goodbye watch, hello water

Who needs couple items when you can just share items?

Dancing to Boom-Bah-Ya

Two dorks dancing together

OH OH OH NO BAEKHYUN’S GONE OUT OF CONTROL. Eh, it’s ok, Chanyeol’s enjoying it

Awww, I love how Chanyeol always has one of the best reactions to Baekhyun’s joking :’) 

Bang bang bang

Yasssss Baek be inspiring the groove deep within Chanyeol. Remember children. Find a partner who will inspire you (as Chanyeol says, he wants to find someone who will inspire him musically) Dance is da beat

I’m kind of feeling bad for Suho at this point. Chanyeol’s just losing it and Suho has to endure it all

His smile is so precious

Suho’s like “STAPH OHMAGAWD” and Chanyeol just can’t get enough of Baekhyun’s silliness

Mr. Camera guy please, don’t ruin da moment

Parents being proud of da juniors (NCT)

Aw yisss Chanbaek hand hearts

Mhmm yeah there we go, some sly pcy, yeah we see you there Chanyeol. We see that back stroke, and I don’t meaning the swimming one (why u do dis pork Chennieyeol?)

;-; awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Chanyeol’s so attentive~ I mean he was already looking at Baek in the first place and then whoosh he picks up that bouquet of flowers in lightning speed and then re-gifts it to the fallen

Here we have Baekhyun doing his speech after Suho and- OH OH OH WHAT’S THAT I SEE?? CHANYEOL PUTTING HIS ARM AROUND BAEKHYUN’S SHOULDERS??? I know ya’ll are gunna tell me it’s what bros do but hey hey, it’s so sweet and gentle looking I DON’T CARE IF IT’S WHAT BROS DO. Chanyeol’s been doing this a lot and I love it lots

When Chanyeol’s look is exactly the same one he gives to Baek at every award ceremony when he (Baek) does his speech. Chanyeol’s so cute ;-; Being so enthusiastic ^^ Happy virus~~

So close. And height difference

Well that was about it folks :3 I always update around seven hours after the event happens and I’m sorry XD But school is always getting in between me and Chanbaek ;-; 

I’ll try to do better on that ^^ In the meantime try to not die cause of this otp who won’t calm down >w0

My mom is a bartender so I like to go down and sit by her while she is working and naturally I overhear a lot of interesting conversations between intoxicated people but my favorite one was between two older guys, probably 60’s, watching Captain America. Here’s how the conversation went:
Guy 1: *looks up at TV and sees Chris Evans* “That guy is really nice looking”
Guy 2: “yea he is”
Guy 2: “wait, are you gay?”
Guy 1: “hell ya buddy. Since 1960, man!”
Guy 2: “dude same here!”
-High five-

So this will be short react ‘scenes’ of the RFA with special guest V and Saeran with a really crafty MC!
•He’s a helper

‘Ah am I doing this right?’ Yoosung ask while holding what use to be a blooming silk rose in his hands

•He’s not very good though

‘Yoosung just glue this piece here…No! don’t put the glue gun so close to your face!’ grabbing his wrist you slowly lower the glue gun.

•You both look at each other and both think: this isn’t the best idea

‘I love that you want me to learn about your hobby sweetie…but I’m gonna sit in the corner and just watch.’

•He writes down notes from his corner so he can be better at helping you…..eventually


'I love watching you craft.’

•He’s an observer

'Z-zen not so close.’

•A very intimate observer

'But babe I don’t wanna miss the cute looks on your face when you concentrate.’ Zen says inching closer to your face.

•Okay he’s a handsome nuisance

'Enough you, let me have some space’ you laugh

'But your style is so cool! I really love how you detailed my jacket. And babe how do you pick the right colors for the crowns? They all look good on.’ He says placing one on his head.

•He does look nice, you are really goo-

'Well I do make everything look good’

•you continue to push him out the door



'You like to craft?’

You and Jaehee were drinking coffee in the kitchen

'Yeah! It’s my favorite thing to do.’ You smile into your coffee cup

•Jaehee eye glint

'Dear…let me show you something.’

'O-okay’ you follow Jaehee to a room you haven’t seen. 'What did you want to sho-

•It’s a kickass craftroom
•She’s an intense crafter

'I mostly make Zen fan items, like signs and wave sticks and t-shirts and sometimes jewelry and other accessories!’ Jaehee says super excitedly

•You are a bit overwhelmed. As you take in all of the cool stuff she has. Jumin really does pay well.

'Well what do you think?’ she ask quitely

•you fell for her all over again

'Jaehee…, you say while grabbing her hands, 'let’s craft right now.’

•you both have matching Zen chibi bag charms now



•He’s competitive.

•Since learning of your crafting skills, he’s been challenging you to craft duels, he says it’s to help up his craft game

'Ohhhh baby, you are not gonna beat this.’ He says from his craft corner

'Yeah right Choi, no crying this time.’

•He frequently loses to you as you are the more experienced crafter, but he has been getting better

'The only tears that will be shed is of joy!’ He turns and reveals his masterpiece
A denim jacket that has roses and lace sewn on the bottom alright.

'I’m thinking I got another victory.’ As you reveal your denim jacket with a hand painted orange tabby cat on the back wearing his glasses

'Gah! No fair! You used cats!’

'Best part is this though,’ you say while turning off the lights

'It glows in the dark!!?!Ooooooooooooooooooo



'This is art.’

•He’s supportive of your hobby

'We should put these in museum.’

•Super supportive

'Haha very funny, but I’m glad you like them Jumin’, you say taking back the ring set you just made

'I’m not joking, my love these are priceless.’

•Really dang supportive

'But maybe we can sell these. They look very profitable. I’m gonna buy you a supplier.’

'Sorry, you’re gonna get me supplies?’ Not entirely sure you heard him clearly

'No dear a supplier.We need to be able to fill a very elegant store. If I get Assistant Kang on it now, we can have it open in 6 months.’ He says while going for his phone

(0.0) Yah…Jumin….Jumin don’t call Jaehee!’

•Just so….supportive


'I really like the colors you used.’ He says admiring your handy work

•V loves all of your stuff

'Thank you~’ you say blushing a bit

'What was your inspiration? Everything is so vivid and sparkles a lot.’ V said holding your piece very delicately

•It’s like he’s an art curator

'It’s such a precious looking piece. I love this. It’s just so you. I wanna photograph this. It perfectly captures your personality.

•An intense art curator

'Oh…that’s nice of you but-’

'I’m gonna get my camera! Don’t move.’

•It gets his own creative juices flowing
•So you stand a bit awkwardly to the side while he takes photos of your super bedazzled phone case
•He hangs the photo in his studio and has you down as co-creator
•It won a prize later that month

Crafting just got super intense ^^;;



'Why are you putting those flowers on your head?’

•He gots questions.

'I’m trying to see which pattern would look best on my head, also I don’t want them too big.’ You say while staring at a mirror

'That’s silly….how are you attaching them to your head?’

•Lots of questions

'I’ll be placing them on this headband first.’ You say patiently


'With glue or maybe sometimes wiring.’

'Wiring? Like with computers?’

'No jewelry wire.’

'But it’s going on your head.’


'What kind of wiring?’

'Let’s just make one together hmm?!’

•LOTS of questions

•After an intense line of questioning, and a couple of days making lots of crowns he now makes them faster than you and frequently suggest techniques
•Such a savant that one


Jang! Jang! Done!

I hope you enjoy it! It’s all comedy endings basically, the crew can’t be super serious all the time lol

My ask is still open if anyone wants to be…dazzled✨✨

Originally posted by apticho

waking up with monsta x: kihyun
  • mom kihyun is always out of bed early
  • like obnoxiously early
  • who the fuck wakes up at 6:30 on a sunday kihyun
  • tries his hardest not to wake you though
  • bc he thinks you look really pretty when you sleep
  • in a not creepy way ofc
  • you roll out of bed at 9 to the smell of food
  • he’s in the kitchen already cooking breakfast
  • he comes over to kiss you and tells you good morning
  • there’s already so much food cooked
  • like 6 massive stacks of food just . Sitting There
  • is bouncing around the stove in an apron and jooyoung blasting
  • ki honestly are you feeding a military?
  • please sit down and eat your waffles i tried a new recipe today
  • he’s already dressed for the day
  • like showered and hair and makeup done and a full outfit
  • after you finish eating he forces you to go get ready to go out
  • even though you really just want to go back to sleep
  • but you know kihyun hates staying in the house all day
  • helps you pick out your outfits
  • bc let’s face it his style is impeccable
  • picks out a hoodie of his for you to wear
  • tells you to keep it bc it looks cuter on you
  • you try not to get embarrassed
  • but like
  • it’s kihyun
  • perfect extraordinaire boyfriend of the year
  • i take that title very seriously

Originally posted by wonhontology


• he would say something like, just napping n chilling together, but that’s less of an /ideal/ date and more like, what they end up doing every time
• his ideal date is probably like… going to shops and trying on clothes that are waaaaaay too expensive, and doing that for hours until the sales assistants get annoyed and don’t wanna cater to him anymore
• kravitz sits outside the dressing room and his eyes go all bright n wide when taako comes out and at first taakos annoyed because he’s like “why!!! this isn’t even anything special” and kravitz is just like “i know!!! you just look good!!” and eventually taako just starts fuckin Working it and he looks really fuckin cool
• he doesn’t even steal anything when they leave! too distracted by kravitz still being awed by him when he’s wearing a mismatched shitty clothes he slept in three nights in a row


• deep down he wants something like, showy and over the top but he’s kind of too anxious to actually go through with it?
• he says spending time with taako is an ideal date in itself and it’s pretty true
• like. his ideal date is probably less of a Situation and more of a set of parameters? like for a date to be perfect it has to have: 1) a happy taako, one that genuinely smiles wide so you can see his teeth, a taako that feels safe and warm, that might let his guard down and talk about himself but it’s not Required, as long as he’s not that tense it’s cool

2)…. actually that’s it. he just wants to Interact with taako, probably. they spent a while talking about taako dying, u know? he probably just wants to see taako live, in whatever small ways he can


Request: How about Levi getting really jealous over someone hotter than him flirting with his crush? Good luck on the blog!

A/N: Thank you! Sorry this one took so long! I’ve been sleeping off the flu for the past couple days and I’ll be posting the rest of the requests by tomorrow evening :)


After a long day of training the new recruits, you were exhausted. Sitting down to finally eat was a welcome reward and, thankfully, the common area was clear and quiet.

“Hey, long day?” A voice from the doorway startled you and you looked up to see it was Liam.

“You could say that.” You smiled as he sat down across from you.

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you. I just wanted to come and see how your day was going. It looked like you had a pretty rough go of it today.” Casually, he propped his elbows up on the table, crossing his arms as he leaned forward.

“It wasn’t unbearable. Though, it wasn’t pleasant either. I don’t know, these recruits just aren’t catching on as fast, I suppose. They’ll get there though. It’ll just take some longer days.” His gaze was gentle, but it intimidated you somehow. You glanced up from your food to catch his eyes and quickly reverted your eyes to your plate as you caught sight of his smile.

In your bout of shyness, you hadn’t noticed Levi enter. He took a step back, so that he remained out of sight and leaned against the doorway quietly.

“I don’t know how you remain so positive, given our circumstances. I mean, in this profession, you’re one in a million. Hell, you’re one in a million, period.” He sat up a bit, uncrossing his arms so that they laid out in front of you.

“Stop. You’re embarrassing me.” You couldn’t help but turn a deep shade of crimson as you shrunk away from him shyly.

“Why? It’s true. You’re, forgive the cheesiness, but you’re literally like a ray of sunshine. It’s so gloomy around here, but you’re always cheery and encouraging. Even after days like today. I admire that. You’re somethin’, (Y/N).” The back of his hand brushed against yours lightly.

“Harlock, your squad is out of their bunks and unable to be accounted for. Find them. Now.” Levi’s firm tone snapped through the air as he entered the room. Liam quickly rose and nodded affirmatively.

“I shall find them straight away, Captain.” He pressed his fist over his chest and exited swiftly as Levi leaned against a nearby wall.

“So, you and Liam, huh?” He folded his arms over his chest, staring down at the floor.

“What?” You shot him a perplexed expression, but he continued staring at the ground.

“All that. What’s that about? Seems he has a thing for you. It’s all right. There’s no rules against it, you know.” Finally, he lifted his gaze from the floor and leveled his eyes with yours. Immediately, you wished he hadn’t. He was so intense sometimes.

“I know, but I don’t look at him that way. He’s just a friend..”

“Oh. All right, then.” His tone sounded relieved for some reason. It was surprising, to say the least. “I’ll see you in the morning. Goodnight, (Y/N).” Levi spun on his heel and made his way to the door.

“Wait.” The word escaped your lips before you could stop it. His boots fell quiet against the floor as he stopped and turned back around to face you.

“Yes?” His expressionless stare made you nervous, but curiosity got the best of you.

“Why are you asking about Liam?”

“I don’t know. For conversation’s sake?” He shrugged off the question, crossing his arms again as he leaned against the wall.

“You don’t make small talk. Nor do you care for gossip, even remotely. Are you..jealous?”

You could hardly believe you had the courage to ask, let alone to be that blunt. For a moment, you were supremely brave, the next, you were shaking in your socks as you and Levi exchanged conflicted expressions.

“ I what? Jealous? Of Liam? No. Why should I be?“ After faltering for a moment, Levi regained his cool, but you knew you had to break it again.

“Levi, Captain, excuse me. But, I think we both know why. I’m not oblivious and neither are you. You’re very subtle, as am I, but I know I like you and I think you like me and, if that’s true, then you would be jealous of Liam.” You couldn’t tell who was more shocked by your speech, you or him.

“Wow. You’ve come a long way from being unable to look your superiors in the eye, haven’t you? Not exactly afraid to speak your mind now, hmm?” He moved away from the wall, coming closer to you. “Can you blame me? I mean, he is correct. You’re not like the others. You’re unlike anyone I have ever met. He is tall, handsome, skilled. It makes sense, the two of you. Pardon me for making that assumption. And yes, you are correct. I am jealous, but with good reason.” Stoic and hard-to-read as ever, Levi stood before you as you stared up at him, desperately searching for the bravery you just had a moment ago.

“No, you’re wrong. You have no good reason. He may like me. He could flirt all he wants, but I have no interest in Liam.”

“Oh no?” You smiled as you watched Levi’s ear perk up upon hearing the news.

“No. I do, however, think that you really are one of a kind. But, you aren’t great at picking up signs.”

“How do you mean?” He cocked his head to the side, puzzled by your criticism.

“I mean I like you. And you haven’t noticed. You’re hardly noticing now.” You couldn’t help hit giggle, which earned you a rare, but classic Levi smile in return.

“I suppose you’re right. Do you mean it though?” Taking a step forward, Levi stood in front of you as you rose from your seat.

“Yes, I mean it.” Your smile mirrored his as he leaned in closer to you.

“Well, then. In that case,” leaning in just barely a half inch from your face, he paused and then leaned back. “I guess we’ll have to work on my observance skills. Tomorrow. Be prepared to rise at dawn, (Y/L/N.)”

With a devilish smirk, Levi closed the distance and planted a chaste kiss on your lips before turning and exiting the room, leaving you stunned speechless.

Shall We? (Cisco Ramon x Reader)

Request: I just got ditched at a dance and could use some cheering up, could you write a Cisco fic where he dances with her after her friends leave her? Thanks

Prompt: After your friends leave you alone, you meet Cisco who shows you a good time and asks you out on a date.


Warning: none

A/N: Hope you like it! Happy Reading:)

Originally posted by mundollenodenada

“Sorry, but we just really have to go!” they said as they ran off leaving you alone at the table. Great.

You look at the people on the dance floor enjoying themselves feeling a sting of jealousy. You wanted to have fun, you wanted to dance but, you couldn’t. You take a sip from your cup and pull out the phone to spend some time doing something other than sitting down doing nothing. From the corner of your eye you saw someone approaching you.

“Hi, there.” you look up half expecting it to be some cocky drunk guy trying to get lucky with someone who is alone but what you saw brought a smile to your face. The guy wasn’t cocky at all, you could tell because he seemed really nervous and had a shy smile on their face. He wasn’t drunk and as you continue to take in his appearance you notice his Big Bang Theory shirt. You let out a sigh of relief, maybe tonight wouldn’t be so bad.


“Would you like to dance? I came here with some friends and they-”

“Left you?” you take another sip as you wait for his answer.

“No, they told me I should stop staring and come and talk to you.” he blushes and looks down at the ground for a second. “Your friends left you? Damn, that is so not cool, dude.”

You nod sadly, but smile up at him, remembering the reason he had talked to you.

“So do you want to dance still?”

“Yes! I mean, it’s cool.” he stands up and he placed one hand behind his back, bends down a little  and extended the other to me “Shall we?”

You laugh and curtsied before taking his hands. He grins as he guided the two of you to the dance floor. The first few songs were fast tempo, but as the night came close to an end the songs played were slow. You had enjoyed the fast tempo and had a lot of fun, especially when his friends joined in. But now as one of your favorite romantic songs played you grew a little nervous. You had danced with guys before, but there was something about him that was different in all the right ways.

“You never told me your name.” He points out with his hands on your waist, not for a second going any lower. You lift your head from where it was resting on his shoulder and smiled up at him.

“Y/n, what’s yours?”


You both smile at each other without saying anything. But suddenly the music stops.

“Ladies and Gentleman, once again thank you for coming out here tonight. Have a safe drive home, goodnight.” the DJ said before exiting her booth and leaving through the back door.

“I’ll walk you to your car.” you walk side by side, your hands almost touching. He notices the small smile that appears on your face when your hands touched so he reaches for your hand slowly in case you wanted to pull away but instead you blush.

“This is me.” you stop at your car and turn to him, “Are you maybe, um, are you interested in maybe going out on a date sometime?”

“Yes, I’d love that. Let get your number and we plan something.”

“Sounds like fun.”

Originally posted by sssssssim

Phan fluff: long flights

‘Come onnnn, Phil! Dan called from outside. He was stood beside the taxi waiting and trying to be patient. Phil was clambering down the stairs carrying what was questionably a lot more than he needed for a short trip to Japan. 'Right, do we have everything?’ Phil asked.
'I really hope that in the four bags you’re carrying we have enough’ Dan giggled, he put the bags in the boot and clambered into the car after Phil.

They had arrived at the airport in good time so they decided to sit and have a drink. As they sat at a seat in Starbucks facing eachother Phil couldn’t help looking at Dan fondly, he had a urge to kiss him right there and then but he thought better of it.
'I love you so much, Dan’ He said instead. Dan looked around him suddenly. 'Phil! There could be viewers around here! We always run into people at the airport’
'So what? Am I not aloud to tell my best friend how attractiv… I mean er what a great friend he is?’ Phil giggled mischievously as Dan sighed. 'Well I suppose I love y… Er you’re a great friend too’
'We’re such dorks, I don’t know how we’ve not accidentally outed ourselves yet’ Phil laughed.
'Me neither, anyway let’s get going before we miss our plane’

When they finally boarded the plane they went and found their seats, first class, Dan had booked them months ago to make sure they got a good seat. They each had a glass of champagne and decided to put a film on. As usual Dan had fallen asleep about half way through, Phil didn’t mind though he had been watching Dan more than the film anyway. He really did love Dan, he thought as he snuggled into him.

'Phil…’ Dan half yawned, half whispered into Phil’s ear as he woke up. 'mhm’ Phil murmured
'How long til we’re there?
'I don’t know I think we still have a while, this planes not exactly breaking the sound barrier’
'Wow Phil you used the term sound barrier correctly,I’m proud’
'Thanks’ Phil said proudly. Dan snuggled back into him.
'you’re cute when you’re sleepy’ Phil gazed over at him lovingly. Dan looked up at him and smiled. 'you’re a great friend Phil’ he teased as he leaned into him.
'Hey! there’s no fans around anymore’ Phil leant closer.
'Okay then. I love you’ Dan whispered against his boyfriend’s lips. They kissed. it was a deep and long kiss, Phil had wrapped his arms around Dan, and Dan had grabbed hold of Phil’s shirt to get a better grip. They were so distracted that they didn’t hear the air hostess approaching…
'Any drinks? Does anyon…’ she stopped and starred for a moment and then spoke 'Oh erm sorry’ she said awkwardly. Phil pulled away from Dan, they both had messed up hair and were a little disorientated, they looked up and saw the woman. Both boys had blushed scarlet.

We had our chance (Part 1)

Okay, someday I will write a shorter one-shot. It is not this day. I really don’t know how long this one will be, maybe 3-4 parts. 

Part 2

Pairing: Lin x Reader

Summary: Love is like a puzzle, you have to find the right pieces to create the whole picture. But what happens when the pieces are incredibly small and easy to loose?

Warnings: This will contain angst. Not only angst, a little fluff as well, but the ride won’t really be an easy one.

Wordcount: 1,862

-Present day-

The tea water had just finished boiling and you put down the cup with the teabag in it so that you could prepare the beverage. Today had been a good day despite being stressful, so you were now looking forward to just sit down with your favourite tea and scroll through various social media accounts on your computer. This was your way of relaxing, mindlessly performing acts on the internet that didn’t take much mental effort. You carried your tea into your living room and sat down next to your laptop on the couch, opened it and started scrolling.

It was pretty much the same as every night; one of your parents had posted a selfie with the newest snapchat filter (they didn’t really use it the way it was supposed to be used, but you didn’t care. It was still cute.), one of your friends had as per usual checked in to a random place (this time it was a gas station) and another one had just posted a picture of their new kitten. You smiled at the little grey furball seeming to find the camera lens really funny as it stared at you with big, wondrous eyes.

After a couple of political articles shared by your socialist uncle popped up on your feed you were about to close the window when something else caught your eye. It took you about three seconds to read through it as it was only a changed relationship status, and you honestly didn’t really know how to feel about it.

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NT Moments ft. ISTJs - Gua-guacamole trick
  • At a food court...
  • ENTJ 3: *gets chips with a set of dips* Mmmm look at this guacamole! *puts a lot on a chip and eats*
  • INTP 5: Good?
  • ENTJ 3: Shit that was not guacamole! That was chili! Ahhh!!
  • INTP 5: Oh no!
  • ENTJ 3: *goes off to find a drink*
  • -----
  • ISTJ 6: *comes to sit down*
  • INTP 5: Try the guacamole! It's really good!
  • ISTJ 6: Great, I'm hungry. *takes a spoonful*
  • INTP 5: *smirks*
  • INTP 5: *laughs* Here, have some water.
  • ISTJ 6: NO I don't trust you anymore!
  • ENTJ 3: *comes back* What happened?
  • ISTJ 6: INTP is a horrible person.
  • INTP 5: I told ISTJ it was guacamole.
  • ENTJ 3: *laughs hysterically*
  • -----
  • ISTJ 9: *comes to sit down*
  • INTP: Try some guacamole!
  • ENTJ 3 & ISTJ 6: *stares quietly*
  • ISTJ 9: So suspicious...*sniffs the dip bowl* That's chili
  • INTP 5: Aww you're way to cautious.
  • ISTJ 9: I know what you're up to.

Well, guess it’s that time…

Looking for roleplay contacts and friends!

I’m especially looking for contacts for this loser up here, Aliciena (Alice) Leach. She’s my favorite contradiction, a lazy drunk who never stops moving and is weirdly cultured. She’s loud, vulgar, forward, mouthy, doesn’t know when to shut up, and is always itching for a fight. She’s also a secret sap, a dispensary of surprisingly good advice, and a loyal friend.

I’m looking for anything, truly. Friends and the like are always welcome. Employers are great too. Really, just something to get her moving as a character again.

How might you know her, you ask? In the worst possible ways, of course.

  • Did you ever watch a tiny woman try to out drink a roegadyn, nearly win, and then start a fight because his size was “cheating?”
  • Did you ever see some strange purple-haired woman get bored, start a bar brawl, and then sit back down to drink and watch it unfold?
  • Did you ever find yourself in some seedy run down bar that ran pit fights and watched a woman who apparently has no idea how to dodge or block manage to wipe the floor with her opponent?
  • Did you ever hire an adventurer who half-assed her way through the entire job, scared you half to death with recklessness, but still some how manage to succeed?
  • Did you ever wake up at 3 A.M. to the sound of someone drunkenly singing love songs while they peed on your front lawn?

If you can answer yes to any of these, you’ve probably run into Alice. 

More seriously, she’s a brawler for hire who occasionally does bodyguard work, often finds herself in underground fighting rings, and is a well known face in Eorzea’s bars. I’m not super enthusiastic about running RP related to her past, but anything else is pretty much okay.

My timezone is EST and if you’re interested, you can contact me here on tumblr or in game or even on discord at  Alice Corvin#7151. Thank you for reading and I hope to hear from you!

writing prompts to consider
  • for the past nights you’ve constantly been in my dreams doing really weird shit and now i can’t look at you properly anymore
  • i don’t know why they thought it was a good idea making the debating and drama students improv together because now everyone’s screaming at each other in elizabethan speech
  • i’m painting all the sets for the school play and you’re helping me but you’re terrible at this stick to acting honestly
  • i asked you to be my model for photography and since when the fuck were you so photogenic holy shit
  • you climbed your first tree but now you can’t get down so i’m going to sit here with you up in this tree until someone arrives with a ladder
  • we were camping in the woods but now there’s a thunderstorm and i think we’re going to die 

The summer sun kisses a blushing sky good night in Moonlight Falls.

  • someone: hey whats up
  • my ghost friend del who lives in my head and occasionally comes out to aggressively rap at people: Finally, someone let me out of my cage
  • Now time for me is nothing 'cause I'm counting no age
  • Now I couldn't be there
  • Now you shouldn't be scared
  • I'm good at repairs
  • And I'm under each snare
  • Intangible
  • Bet you didn't think so I command you to
  • Panoramic view
  • Look, I'll make it all manageable
  • Pick and choose
  • Sit and lose
  • All you different crews
  • Chicks and dudes
  • Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
  • Picture you gettin' down in a picture tube
  • Like you lit the fuse
  • You think it's fictional?
  • Mystical? Maybe
  • Spiritual
  • Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy
  • Lifeless
  • To those the definition for what life is
  • Priceless
  • To you because I put you on the hype shit
  • You like it?
  • Gun smokin' righteous with one toke
  • You're psychic among those
  • Possess you with one go
  • The essence, the basics
  • Without, did you make it?
  • Allow me to make this
  • Child-like in nature
  • Rhythm
  • You have it or you don't, that's a fallacy
  • I'm in them
  • Every sprouting tree
  • Every child of peace
  • Every cloud and sea
  • You see with your eyes
  • I see destruction and demise (that's right)
  • Corruption in disguise
  • From this fuckin' enterprise
  • Now I'm sucked into your lies
  • Through Russel, not his muscles but percussion he provides
  • For me as a guide
  • Y'all can see me now 'cause you don't see with your eye
  • You perceive with your mind
  • That's the inner
  • So I'ma stick around with Russ' and be a mentor
  • Bust a few rhymes so motherfuckers remember where the thought is
  • I brought all this
  • So you can survive when law is lawless (right here)
  • Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead
  • No squealing, remember that it's all in your head
Best Friends Pt. 3 - G Eazy Imagine

Your POV

I was in the crowd of people at the Ellen show. G was on today so I just had to be here. It was finally time for him to come out.

“Let’s give a warm welcome to self made rapper, G Eazy!” Elle cheered.

Gerald’s POV

I jogged onto stage, flashing a smile at everyone. I shook hands with Ellen before sitting down. “How are you?” I asked.
“Well I’m good. How are you? I know touring can take a toll.” Ellen asked me.
“I’m doing good. Tour is definitely easier this time around.” I grin, my thoughts filling with Y/N.
“Is there a special someone that’s making tour easier?”
“I don’t date.”
“Really? You look pretty cozy here?” Ellen pointed at the screen behind us that was showing pictures of Y/N and me.

None of them were that bad except for the last one. The last one was a picture I had taken and put on Twitter. It was Y/N laying on top of me, naked. She was covered by the sheet but you could tell from her bare shoulders she was naked. My head was resting on her shoulder but what the picture didn’t show was that I was giving her a hickey.

“That’s my best friend.”
“I think our definition of best friend is different” Ellen laughs. “Is she here today?”
I nodded, “she comes to every single on of these.”
Ellen turned toward the crowd, “should we bring her up?”
Everyone in the crowd cheered yes.
“I don’t know if that’s a good idea.” I looked around nervously.
“Go and get her.” Ellen said.

I got up from my seat, standing at my full height of 6'4. My eyes looked around til’ I spotted Y/N. Her top half covered in my hoodie and her legs clad in jeans. I made my way over to her. She stood up and followed me back to where Ellen now stood.

“Hi!” Ellen said.
“Hi, I’m Y/N.” Y/N introduced herself.
“It’s nice to meet you.” Ellen gestures towards the seats, “take a seat.”
I sat down then pulled Y/N into my lap making her squeal, “comfortable?” I asked.
“Yes” Y/N replied.
I rested my chin on the top of Y/N’s head. “This is my best friend.”
“And I still think we have different definitions of best friends.”