Number One: “The skirt is supposed to be this short.”
“I can’t believe this is your dirty secret.”
Boyd raised his eyebrows, adjusting his belt. “What did you think it was?”
“I don’t know, scrapbooking? Ballroom dance? Secret piccolo prodigy?” Stiles tried to shimmy the massive wedgie out of his buttcrack, but it just slipped in further. God damn it. He was wearing way too many layers to go after it, at least two of them chainmail.
“Piccolo?” Boyd’s tone itself wasn’t threatening, but picking up a broadsword and sheathing it on his belt certainly was. It was much bigger than Stiles’ sword, that was for sure.
“Come on, dude. Do you really not see the irony of a literal werewolf LARPing? And not as a werewolf? You wouldn’t even need prosthetics!”
“It’s not roleplaying if you’re just being yourself.”
“Okay, but why roleplay when you’re already a badass? Let’s face it, if anyone here should be roleplaying, it’s the pack human who doesn’t have superpowers.”
“They aren’t superpowers!” Derek’s usual reflex response came from behind the curtain, and then he added, “Are you sure you didn’t give me Kira’s outfit?”
Boyd rolled his eyes like they were the ones being unreasonable here. “Yes, I’m still sure. Come out.”
Stiles couldn’t actually hear it, but it was like a sixth sense by now; he knew Derek sighed before yanking back the crookedly hanging sheet that served as a dressing room in a corner of their massive canvas pack tent.
A lot of people have been talking about Hotaru lately (duh like we didn’t see that) and his mystical power, like how good he’d be in bed (we all know it wouldnt only be because of his power — kirigakure genes in action ladies and gents) or how could his power affect people that don’t speak japanese, but here’s one thing…
NOBODY EVER THOUGHT HE WAS THE LIVING DEATH NOTE like screw that Netflix adaptation and Light Yagami and shit, THIS DUDE COULD LITTERALLY BE THE EMPEROR OF JAPAN ONLY BY ASKING AND STOP ALL THESE CLANS WARS FOR SUPREMACY AND JUST PUT THE NINJAS TO THE HEAD OF THE COUNTRY
Don’t tell me I’m the only crazy one thinking this
WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS THE SLBP LORDS WOULD BRING YOU?
Soooo I haven’t done Headcanon posts in a while *nervously eyeing a pile of asks on her inbox* but @yoolee ‘s prompt round up got this cute prompt about flowers and I LOVE FLOWERS and the canon stories had so much reference of them so here you go!
THE FLOWER LORDS
Nobunaga: bouquets and bouquets of the reddest, most decadent looking roses. You receive one from the delivery guy but then another comes and another and another till they practically take over your restaurant/shop/office/wherever you work (yes, he sends them to your workplace because SHOW OFF)
Mitsuhide: A single, most perfect purple rose you’ve on your life that he has cultivated himself, and oh, he’s named the variety after you darling, of course.
Yukimura: Uh, umm, the Love Guide says red rose for love and white rose for friendship and yellow for longing and pink for crush and oh wait but he loves you and you’re his bestfriend too and he misses you and and, agh, he’s so confused so in the end he picked… a rainbow-dyed rose. Problem solved!
Nobuyuki: A colourful bouquet of flowers. When you ask him how he picked them, he just smiled mysteriously. Later you found out that each of those flowers has their own meanings in hanakotoba and that bouquet could either speak of the deepest devotion or convey unspeakably sinful desires - or both. Maybe both.
Saizo: Sunflowers and skyflowers - he has associated the flowers with good memories and they reminded him of you. All they serve as a some kind of a wish to ward off the rain.
Masamune: The cutest potted violets you’ve ever seen. Because he wants to give something that lasts and grows, you see.
Kojuro: Alas, Bontenmaru ate the beautiful daisy chain he’s made after countless trial and error. So he went to town to purchase a bottle of perfume instead. You knew this from Shigezane, of course.
Shigezane: A beautiful ikebana arrangement of your favourite flowers that he had created after hours of strict lesson from his Ikebana-master retainer Ibano Hiromasa-jiya, hahaha, the things he would for you, Doll!
Inuchiyo: A branch of plum blossom laden with buds picked from his family’s garden that would bloom in inside your home. Because it’s his family crest and he wants you to be a part of his family. Yes, eff you Inuchiyo can be philosophical sometimes - the Maedas owns one of the most fertile domains in Japan.
Hideyoshi: Edible bouquet of flowers made of bananaspersimmon fruits, and a chocolate fountain to dip them in, because it’s fun.
Ieyasu: Potted strawberries. Yes because once they bear fruits you are going to harvest them and make some daifuku, only for him. You better keep them alive till then.
Shingen: You want flowers? Then you better pick the ones you want yourself. He’ll bring you to the florist and tells you to go crazy. You’re a bit miffed because where is the surprise??? But hey, he means it when he said you can have anything there so go crazy you did.
Kenshin: Bringing you flowers? Eff that, let’s bring you to his flowers - a whole blooming garden of them - they’re yours, because you are the fairest flower of them all.
Kanetsugu: Origami flowers made by Ai. He tells you Ai wants you to have them. That does not explain why he is blushing though.
AND THE MOON NINJAS
Sakuya: A small bouquet of four-leaf clovers that he had painstakingly collect, for luck.
Genya: A sakura bonsai, so you can have an indoor hanami, no need to go out, yay!
Masanari Hanzo: A delicate bouquet of Lily of the Valley. Careful when you put them in the water though, he left the roots in - the water can turn poisonous, but hey you never knew when you need a handy poison, right?
Kyoichiro: a strange looking bulb he asks you plant. Later you found out that it was a strange flower with arrow-straight stem that apparently costs a dear sum in the western land called tulip.
Sasuke-san: What good are flowers, they will wilt and die? Here, have a feast of desserts shaped like all manners of flowers.
Kansuke: Potted geraniums. Put those outside the window, they’ll ward off mosquitos so you and Harunobu can sleep better, he said. You secretly weep because it is Kansuke you love, damnit!
Kotaro: Black lilies, he planted them himself. Smells divine, isn’t it - do you think you can display them when you’re serving dango for snacks tonight at the castle?
Shingen squaring off with Nobu and Hide (who travel together incognito under the name “Nobu and Saru”, *wink wink @daeva-agas*) in his ongoing tenka event story.
These sprites are usually cropped really close up so I want to post them.
Nobu is so pretty.
And Shingen-sama, that kimono makes you look like you have a pot belly, Milord 😔
Every Top Ten list I've looked at for the past hour:
Unfortunately, there just aren't a lot of animes with LGBT protagonists that are treated with respect... only these super obscure ones in genres you don't like... gee we sure wish there was at least one anime that wasn't just loaded with queerbaiting and actually had a a cool and unique plot with decent characters and great humor... if only there was one queer main character in a non-romantic genre... guess it won't happen for a few years yet...
Water/Rock otter that plays with rocks like real otters do. Could probably work very well because otters have a grey/brown colour scheme like rocks. Maybe it has stone parts on its body, a bit like Rockruff. It could have stone tools as weapons. Like the sort of tools primitive people used. And it should have idle animations in battle where it starts juggling the tool between its paws, like otters do, because that’s really cute.
I know we’ve already had some otters but Buizel/Floatzel are too weasel-y to get across the true adorable otter feel, and the Oshawott line is just… Not quite right? I like it but you end up with a samurai quadruped that looks vaguely like an otter if you know its evolutionary history. This otter Pokemon needs to look a lot more like an otter, probably a river otter, and it should be sort of realistically cute like Cutiefly or like small bird Pokemon.
@silentserenityy I’ve been loving your recent fanfic “Welcome Back” as of lately that I had to draw something from it, so I made a sketch of Jack and Ashi enjoying the festival from chapter 5. I hope you like it and I look forward to more chapters.