you look like a noodle

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so i realised I had never drawn all four gorillaz before, and I ended up doing this. I may have mixed phases more than once here - I just chose whatever design i liked best for each of them.

please don’t tag as kin/id/etc

*in a coma*

Doctor talking to mom: I’m sorry ma’am there’s nothing we can do she may be stuck in a coma for up to a year

Mom: OH NO MY BABY

Friend: oh wait hold up i know what to do

Friend: first things first-

Me: *sits up in hospital bed* YOU’RE FREAKISHLY TALL ITS WEIRD YOU LOOK LIKE A NOODLE YOU’VE GOT HAIR THAT WAS COOL IN 2007 AND WET YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A POODLE

Mom: you know what i liked it better when she was in a coma

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Judging by the looks of the sketch and colored art, it looks like this is taking place on a group picture with the whole band. And it looks like Cyborg Noodle is part of it. If you look closely on the colored picture, you could see 2D and Murdoc in the background. In the second picture, Russel is probably standing behind Noodle. Plus, both Noodle’s are wearing different outfits and their smiles are different.

dragon emoji reviews

how dramatic! fancy lighting and nice colors, but he looks like a crooked noodle. you probably shouldn’t be bending that way. 4/5

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Softboy……..very soft and round but could probably fuck you up. this is the kind of friend i want to have. 5/5

this dragon looks thoroughly shocked! what’s wrong dear friend? he’s a little stiff, but he’s got quite a nice red mane on him. 5/5

aw, this one must be a hatchling! their head is very round and froggish and where are their hind legs? orb color clashes; i’m not a fan. 3/5

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this dragon kinda reminds me of tasty planet’s graphics! i’m not saying that as a good thing though. his colors are very muddy and the less said about his head, the better. 2/5

there isn’t much to judge on this one. minimalistic, but very stiff. there’s no personality. they get a point for being a western, though; at least that’s unique. 2/5

a wise, old, yet powerful soul with many years of experience. this dragon is going to teach me kung fu. those colors are lovely too; this boy is sporting lovely jade green scales! 5/5

are you okay, dragon? i don’t think your spine should be bending that way. that looks like it hurts! 2/5

this is not a dragon, this is a very peeved skink. 1/5

does this dragon have four arms? that’s fucking badass. he’s got the nice jade scales too! very curvy and has a look of wide-eyed enthusiasm. i believe in this dragon. 4/5

this one kinda looks like the kind of dragon you’d see in a chinese restaurant. he’s unique in that he has no legs at all! probably flies like a kite snake. that’s hilarious. 3/5

who put this malformed pickle in with my dragons? 0/5

  • psychic: let me read your mind
  • me inside: a month without uploading he comes back with a tag (whoo)
  • that no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag (ouch)
  • so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe - cringe
  • cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe
  • first things you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle (tru)
  • you’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle (hobbit)
  • throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan (posh)
  • you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man
  • you procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? (ooh)
  • you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary (woah)
  • the only reason you get views is you’re another white guy
  • that people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii
  • oh
  • reasons why dan’s a fail
  • i’ll give you some
  • you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
  • you’re jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality (uh huh)
  • your family’s sad your flopped your law degree at university
  • and anything embarrassing that’s from your past you just delete
  • you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? (milk)
  • wow i’m so impressed by your clear moral integrity
  • you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
  • but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic (boo)
  • i could go on there’s more if i check
  • there’s more things on this list than chins on your neck
  • on your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
  • 100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath (real)
  • so your celebrity crush was j-law but now it’s evan p (mhmm)
  • wtf even is your sexuality
  • it’s hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry (what is it)
  • i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry
  • *cough*
  • i’m joking
  • obviously
  • ..
  • okay that went deep
  • repress it? yup
  • before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up
  • i’m gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza (feelings)
  • shout out to the other youtubers especially ryan higa
  • a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
  • met with no depreciation it’s the youtube nation (youtubeee)
  • click subscribe, if you wanna watch 4 videos a year (or 3)
  • to see my last one from 10 years ago just click over here (fail)
  • so leave a comment with your reaction you can call me a liar
  • cause you just witnessed the roast danisnotonfire
  • psychic: wtf
“Uncanny valley” thoughts

I wonder if our tendency to be creeped out by things that look almost human is related to a fear of camouflaged predators.

Or it could twig our “that person might be contagious” sense.

Or it could remind us of Neanderthals, and a time when near-humans did actually exist (and may have been a danger). 

At any rate, I can imagine all of this coming up in conversation on a mixed-species spaceship, when the race with limited shapeshifting tries to make the humans feel at home.  Badly. 

“Greetings, Human-Jake.  Shall we ascend staircases together, with our dual limbs?”

“Dude, no.  You look like a squid in a space suit.  Made of noodles.  Just no.”

“I apologize.  Perhaps a simpler form.  I have studied images of your long-haired felines.”

“CATS DON’T WALK ON THEIR FUR IT’S NOT TENTACLES DUDE QUIT IT.”

WHY ARE SNAKES CONSIDERED BAD???? LIKE HOW CAN YOU HATE THESE CUTE NOODLES?!

JUST LIKE LOOK AT THEM WHY CALL PEOPLE SNAKES AS A INSUlt? SNAKES ARE CUTE AND NICE?

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2-D babysitting Noodle - Phase One
  • Noodle: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
  • 2-D: Noodle no.
  • Noodle: (⋋▂⋌)
  • 2-D: Noodle.
  • Noodle: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
  • 2-D: Noodle, put that back.
  • Noodle: ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
  • 2-D: Don't make me call Murdoc.
  • Noodle: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
  • 2-D: *sigh* fine I'll clean up.
  • 2-D: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
  • Noodle: ◔_◔
  • 2-D: Why are you looking at me like that?
  • Noodle: ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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I’m going to bed but I just wanted these precious troublemakers on my blog again. Look at them. I love them. The original Crystal Gems. Yellow Diamond quivers before them.

anonymous asked:

your dead eye art looks alot like noodles art, sure you didn't just get lazy and trace it and add your own to it?

I promise you I have no idea what art or artist you’re referring to, so I most definitely didn’t trace. this was my reference image, for what’s overall a pretty generic pose. I know the general concept/vibe of my deadeye art isn’t particularly original lol, but none of it is stolen.