you look like a dwarf

Wanna One reaction to their girlfriend being too short to kiss them

Jisung

He’d love to see you struggling to kiss him.He’d climb on the sofa to make it impossible for you to kiss him.When he sees you leaving with a sad expression he’d run to you and go down to let you kiss him without a problem.

“Sorry sorry.Now you can have your superhero boyfriend,Jisung.”

Originally posted by kimsjaehwan

Sungwoon

He’d be proud.Too proud of himself.He’d feel good that he isn’t the small one anymore.He wouldn’t tease you too much when you can’t kiss him.He’d just laugh a little and let you kiss him in the end.

“I love every moment you look like a dwarf next to me.”

“That’s rude.”

Originally posted by produced101

Minhyun

He’d love to see you climbing on all the things around you just to be able to kiss him.Sometimes he would tease you and raise his head making it harder to you to reach his lips.

“Hey,don’t climb on the closet,you might fall and I’m not that tall.”

“But you won’t let me kiss you…”

Originally posted by emperorhwangs

Seongwoo

He’d laugh a lot seeing you struggling to kiss him.He’d even climb on a chair to make it impossible for you to kiss him.

“I’m bringing Rooney (Daniel’s cat) to get you down from there.”

“No.Don’t.I’m going down.You can kiss me now.Happy?”

Originally posted by minsbugi

Jaehwan

Would laugh with his psycho laugh ;) You’d need a ladder to reach his height (2m30cm boy).He’d find it really funny how much you try to kiss him and fail.He’d give up in the end and kiss you.

“It’s like a nightmare your laugh.Everytime I hear it it feels like I don’t need a kiss anymore.”

“I was trying to be nice and let you have a piece of me,but you’re suddenly insulting me.I’m sad.”

“Maybe a kiss will make you feel better?”

Originally posted by parkkwoojin

Daniel

He’d adore to see you so ambitious to give him a kiss,but because of your height it will be too hard.He’d let you to try for some minutes,but after that he d take you in his arms and kiss you until you’re breathless.

“That’s why I love you,Daniel.”

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Jihoon

He’d love to see you like this.But he wouldn’t stay too long without kissing you because he loves you too much.

“Cutie.”

Originally posted by woojinnies

Woojin

He’d think that you are the cutest person in that moment,but he’d also laugh at how hard you find it to kiss him.

“Am I that tall?Youngmin (BNM’s artist who also participated in p101,support him in MXM) said that I am too small for my age.”

“You’re too tall for me.I can never kiss you by myself without jumping.”

“You just need to tell me.I’m always up for a kiss.”

Originally posted by woojinaf

Jinyoung

He’d be so happy seeing you trying so hard to get a kiss from him.He’d love to tease you,but would let you kiss him after some time.

“Jinyoung,throw your insoles out.They are the reason I can’t reach my boyfriend’s lips.”

“I’m not wearing insoles right now.”

“Amazing…you are actually tall.”

Originally posted by extraongdinary

Daehwi

He’d love to see you begging for a kiss.He’d find it so cute that you can’t reach his lips.

“Daehwi,I know you’re wearing insoles.Just throw them if you don’t want me to climb on a chair to kiss you.”

“Fine…I’m short.Stop embarrassing me.”

Originally posted by sungwoona

Guanlin

He’d tease you soo much but he’d love to finally let you kiss him.

“Yo tall boy come down I need a kiss.”

“Now.”

Originally posted by rosybaejin

Dwarvish Council

Pairing: Thranduil x wife / Thranduil x reader 

Summary: You join your husband to see King Thror, as he wants you to read the mind of the dwarf. You get a little more than you bargained for.

Originally posted by farishkam

The woodland realm had begun to fall into darkness. Creatures of evil had begun residing in the woods, but the elves withheld their kingdom. Dwarves had moved into Erebor, taking with them their arrogance and dangerously greedy ways.

The elven king had decided to pay a visit to King Thror the second, his elven queen not far behind him. They brought with them a small group of guards, all dressed in the lavish elven amour.

You were to stay silent during the encounter. there to only observe, to listen to words which would go unspoken. They strode along the thin paths which stood over empty stone, and approached the dwarven king. He sat atop his throne, with his grandson standing below him.

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My Imagines #9

You stand in front of the mirror, looking at yourself, and you couldn’t help but smile. The dark blue dress with long sleeves fitted you perfectly, besides it was really comfortable, and since you didn’t knew where your boyfriend would taking you, it was a good choice. While you were finishing putting your make up you heard a whistle and laughed, turning around to see Tom in the door looking at you. Anyone that sees him like that could tell he loves you.

Originally posted by tomhiddleston-gifs

Tom: You look amazing darling.
Y/n: And you’re as handsome as always.

He smiled.

Tom: Can we go?
Y/n: Sure. But first, what shoes should I wear?
Tom: Anything comfortable.

You nod and get a pair of heels that were not that high. Because of Tom's height, you use that all the time so you won’t look like a dwarf by his side. You two hold hands and walk to the car. You’re so curious that you would’t stop looking around to see if you recognize any place you have been with him before.

Originally posted by i5x

The car stopped in front of a disco, like the ones in the 70’s. You smiled and looked at Tom, that seems to be holding a laugh.

Tom: I assume you like it.
Y/n: Like it? Oh my God Tom, I love it! I’ve always wanted to come in a place like this to dance!
Tom: Well, what are we wating for then? Let’s get in!

You approach to kiss him soft, and he took your face in his hands to keep you close. When you get away from each other looking for air you whisper:

Y/n: I’ll give you a better “thank” when we get home, ok?
Tom: Whatever you say darling. But, yep, I like the idea.

Originally posted by teacuphiddles

Soon as you get in you can hear old songs playing and see couples on the floor, dancing and having fun. After you two get a table and ask some drinks, you take Tom’s hand and go dance too. At first it was awkward, but soon you were sliding through the dancefloor.

When the song ends everyone applauses, and you two sit to drink and rest.

Tom: If you want to eat anything just tell me ok? This night is all about you, love.
Y/n: You keep like this, I’m loving. -You said, joking.
Tom: I will, love. As long as I can.
Y/n: That’s why I love you, you’re a perfect gentlemen.
Tom: Thanks ma’m. Now, do you give me the honor of dancing with me?
Y/n: Ain’t gotta ask me twice.

Originally posted by personalshiznik

Later, a lot later, you and Tom had headed to his apartment, where he asked you to spend the rest of the night. Once he had locked the door you approach and kiss him. His hands go to your face, and you deep the kiss, melting into each other. He leaded you to the bedroom, shoes, coat, tie and his shirt staying on the way.

Tom: I’ve gotta say, you’re a amazing dancer. I never thought you could dance or sing like that.
Y/n: Well, it’s not something I do all the time, just in special occasions.
Tom: So today was special?
Y/n: Everyday with you is, Tom.
Tom: Then I want you to sing for me every day.

You laugh and felt his mouth on your neck, kissing softly.

Y/n: I will. But not now. I owe you a “thanks”.
Tom: Come and pay me then, darling.

You smiled and kissed him again. That was going to be a long, long night.


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Like A Wildflower

Originally posted by lackeyson

Summary/Requested by: @bacylle“ Can you do one Imagine where the reader is a Hobbit and has a younger twin sister(and they’re just as close as Fili and Kili and do everything together)? They would meet the Company (you can choose how :)) and would join them and the reader would slowly fall in love with Fili but she wouldn’t admit it because she’s so stubborn. But I would like if they come together at the end. And maybe a little fluff? ”

Chapter Summary: You meet the Company for the first time and immidiately become friends with Kili. Fili gets jealous.

Pairing: Fili x Reader

Word Count: 1,423

A/n: This imagine/story wasn’t supposed to have multiple chapters at first but it kinda turned out that way, hehe. Also, this chapter kind of has a slow start, if you now what I mean (a lot of context). Sorry about that, I got a little carried away while writing I guess ;) The next chapters will probably contain more action, so stay tuned :)


“Thorin,” Gandalf said, a slight sense of concern in his voice.

The Company was currently on their way to Rivendell. Everyone seemed to be pretty exhausted and tired. They were in the need of rest and some good food. Even Thorin could have needed a bit of sleep, but he would have never admited that, of course.

“What is it that is troubling you?” Thorin asked with a raised eyebrow. He wasn’t in his best already. He knew that they were on their way to Rivendell, to seek help from the Elves, his so called “enemies”.

“Do you remember what I told you a few days ago? About the two extra members of the company?”

“They are not members of the company yet!” Thorin growled, “I don’t know if I can trust them. I’ve never met them and I know nothing about them, not even their names!”

Gandalf has told Thorin about you and your sister and that you’d wait for them in Rivendell to join the Company. But he didn’t tell Thorin about the fact that you were girls, let alone hobbits. The dwarf didn’t know what to expect, which made him feel slightly uncomfortable.

You and your twin sister Marigold (or Mari for short) have lived in Rivendell, far away from Bree, your home, for about 7 years now. One day, a few months ago, Gandalf showed up out of nowhere and asked you to join the Company of Thorin Oakenshield. The wizard has been to Rivendell before, so you already knew him a little bit. Your sister and you have heard the stories about the Kingdom of Erebor and its fall.

You didn’t hesitate and agreed immidiately.

“It will take a while, but be ready when we come here.” Gandalf has told you that day.

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“If you trust me you can also trust them! You will find out their names and everything else you need to know soon enough.” Gandalf stated in a louder tone now, annoyed by Thorin’s attitude.

Thorin muttered something under his breath in response and stepped away from the wizard, knowing that arguing with him wouldn’t be too wise now.

A few hours later the company was sitting on Lord Elronds terrace and had dinner. Meanwhile, you and your sister were out hunting. When you returned to your now-home you could hear voices you’ve never heard before. Voices that sounded like they would belong to some kind of warriors, or men at least. They were laughing and chattering.

You were confused for a moment. Suddenly it snapped in your head. You and your sister exchanged a few quick looks. You could feel yourself getting more excited by every passing second.

“They’re here!” you two exclaimed in unison and ran off towards where the noise was coming from.

You weren’t ususally the type of girl who was squealing around and got excited over a bunch of men, in this case dwarves. But you just couldn’t contain your excitement in that moment.

You loved living in Rivendell but you had to admit that it got pretty boring there sometimes. Finally you could take part in an adventure and do something thrilling and exciting!

Before you approached the company, you stopped yourself. You were just standing there, a bit of a distance between you and the dwarves, and scanned all the new faces. A small smile was beginning to spread across your face. They seemed to have a good time, but all of them shut their mouths suddenly.

That was when you realised that Mari wasn’t standing beside you anymore, but was standing in front of Gandalf instead and giving him a hug.

“My dear Marigold,” Gandalf exclaimed loudly, “I am very happy to see you. Allow me to introduce you to the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield.” he continued and gestured his hand towards a quite tall dwarf with black, wavy hair.

There was an uncomfortable tension spreading in the air.

“A girl? Gandalf, is this a joke?” Thorin asked trough gritted teeth. He was trying to stay calm but you could hear the anger in his voice.

The rest of the company was following the situation, tense. You noticed a few of them whispering to one another.

Gandalf didn’t answer the dwarf.

Thorin swallowed hard. “Didn’t you say there would be two?” he finally asked.

In that moment Mari turned around and pointed into your direction. Suddenly everyones face turned towards you. Some of the dwarves eyes widened when they saw you. They weren’t just simply looking at you, they were staring.

You wouldn’t admit it very often, because you liked coming across confident, but you hated being the center of attention. You hated when people were staring at you, especially if you didn’t know them.

Thorin was now looking you up and down (just like every other dwarf, really).

You slowly took a few steps forward.

“And what is your name, if I may ask?” Thorin asked, sounding not as furious as before anymore.

You didn’t fear the Dwarven King, but you had a lot of respect for him. He was now standing right in front of you, only a small distance between you two. His arms were crossed over his chest. He looked quite intimidating like this, you had to admit.

You puffed your chest slightly and straightened your back to look as tough and confident as possible. But let’s be real, how tough could a hobbit possibly look, even if they tried?

“I am y/n, Marigold’s sister.” you answered and bowed.

Even though you and Marigold were twins, you didn’t really look alike. She had lighter, curlier hair than you, your taste in clothing was completely different from hers and, even though she was the younger twin, Mari was about an inch taller than you.

Thorin didn’t reply anything but glared at you in response. He then turned around to face Gandalf again.

“We need to talk. Now.” he simply said and left the terrace, followed by the wizard, leaving you and your sister standing there, surrounded by a bunch of dwarves and a fellow hobbit.

“Well, that didn’t go as planned.” your sister joked. You could hear a few of the dwarves chuckle at her statement.

“Don’t mind him, girls. Thorin is always like that.” an older dwarf with white hair spoke up suddenly. “I am Balin, by the way. At your service.” he continued and gave the two of you a reassuring smile.

“Dwalin, at your service.” said another one. This one didn’t smile though, and looked a bit more serious.

Then, two other dwarves got up from their seats and smiled at you.

“Fili,” said the blond one, “And Kili.” added the dark haired one. “At your service!” they both said and bowed in unison. You noticed that these two looked much younger than the rest of the group. They must’ve been brothers, or related at least.

Fili continued to look at you, even when he was sitting back down.

Kili noticed that and nudged him into his side. That was when Fili broke the eye contact with you and turned to his brother to whisper something in his ear. Kili nodded and grinned from one ear to the other.

You, once again, felt rather uncomfortable, considering the fact that these two were clearly talking about you and you were still standing there like an idiot.

The dwarves continued to introduce themselves one after the other. They all seemed to be pretty friendly.

“Hey, why don’t you two girls sit down with us and eat some food, hm?” the dwarf who introduced himself as Bofur suggested.

Your sister Mari nodded her head and sat down beside Bilbo. The two of them immidiately started talking.

“What about you?” Kili asked you all of a sudden. “You can sit here if you want.” he continued with a cheeky smile on his face and pointed to the spot between him ans his brother.

Because you wanted to be nice (and because you finally wanted to sit down, for God’s sake) you smiled at him and sat down between the two brothers.

You grabbed some food that was right in front of you on the table. From the corners of your eyes you noticed that Fili and Kili were following every single one of your moves.

You turned your head to the right to face Fili, who quickly looked away and rubbed his chin, pretending to think about something important.

You then turned towards Kili, expecting him to do the same. But, other than his brother, he was looking you straight in the eyes, the cheeky smile never leaving his face.

You thought he was going to say something but he remained silent. You knew this kind of behavior.

He was trying to tease you. But no, he wouldn’t succeed.

Kili and you were only sitting a few inches away from one another, now staring each other in the eyes, a teasing grin on both of your faces and neither of you dared to look away.

After a little while you both burst out laughing, almost at the same time.

“I think we’re going to be good friends.” Kili chuckled as he caught his breath again.

“Haha, we will see.” you responded with a smirk. Kili seemed like someone you could have a lot of fun with. You already liked him, but you’d never admit that. You were way too stubborn.

“Excuse me.” Fili suddenly said and stood up from his spot. You managed to catch a glimpse of his face before he walked away rather quickly. He looked annoyed and kind of angry.

You turned back to Kili with a confused look on your face. “Is he alright?”

“There’s only one way to find out.” Kili answered and got up from his spot.

“I’ll be right back.”


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LITERALLY EVERYTHING EVER WRITTEN BY THE TOLKIENS ABOUT THE PETTY-DWARVES

Here I gathered very single quote relevant to the Petty-Dwarves from Tolkien’s works! The only comments I added where to give context on the quote, so this oughta be an opinion-free resource for those wanting to know more about what little we have on the Petty-Dwarves in the available canon and semi-canon sources.

The order that follows it: 

  1. The Silmarillion
  2. The Unfinished Tales
  3. The Children of Húrin
  4. The History of Middle Earth

If I have missed something or if there is anything wrong with the post, please inform me, it will be edited and added to the post body with due thanks for the collaboration :)

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Hesitate

A Fili Fanfic

Based on an imagine found here

“Mama, this is ridiculous.”

“Stop fiddling dear, you look fine.”

“No, I mean being paraded in front of the King.”

“Nonsense, he is the King, he enjoys this type of thing.”

“And you don’t think it at all demeaning?”

“Demeaning?  I can think of no greater honour!  Can you imagine if you are chosen to be Queen?”

You rolled your eyes with a sigh as she continued to fawn over your dress.  "Have you even thought to ask what he or I want?“

She pretends not to hear you, turning her attention to your hair.

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Another Hobbit fanart for you guys; the Kili to my last Fili picture.
He looks like a forest elf, lol. XD

I tried to keep it in the same style as the other one so that the two match better.
Kili’s picture is much brighter and ‘happier’ than Fili’s though; I thought it would better fit to his character since Kili seems such a cheerful soul to me (and his smile is just so cute!). :)

Hope you like it!
Thanks for taking a look!~

Dressed To The Nines

Based on this imagine from imaginexhobbit.

Characters: Bilbo, Dwarrow!Reader, Fili, Kili
Location: Erebor, post BOTFA
Warnings: A big ol’ bowl of fluff.
Word Count: 1427

A random Bilbo fic appears! I think I set a personal speed record writing this one. It just kind of happened. *shrugs*

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Apologies

Originally posted by stormbornvalkyrie

Originally posted by mishacolins

Last installment of this imagine. Part 2 can be found here.

MASTER LIST

It had been months since you had returned Gloin’s beads. You had actively avoided him since then. You had actually actively avoided the entire company except for the King. He had personally sought you out since no one was able to find you.  

Thorin had asked you what was wrong and why you were actively avoiding your husband therefore the company. You had explained that you could no longer love a man who would not try to fix whatever was broken and that you had returned the courting beads and marriage beads. Thorin had accepted that answer and left you at that. You knew, however, that you would never stop loving that stubborn dwarf. 

You walk out of your chambers and make your way to the front gates. There was word sent in yesterday that there should be a caravan from the Blue Mountains reaching the mountain today and you hoped that your parents and son were in the caravan.

You see a lot of dwarves and you spot your baby boy. You run up to him and pull him into a hug. “Amad. Where is Adad? Is he alive?” Gimli asks, wrapping his arms around you.

“Yes, your father is perfectly fine. I’m glad that you are safe as well,” you say, pulling back to take a good look at him. He still looks like the same dwarf you left back in the Blue Mountains. 

“I have something to tell you,” you say, but before you can continue your sentence there is a throat being cleared behind you. You turn to find Gloin and you look away from him. He comes closer and pulls Gimli into a hug.

Once they let go, Gimli looks excitedly between the two of you.

“Is there another one coming? I quite want to be a sibling,” he asks and that makes you cringe. 

“No. Your father and I-”

“Just wanted to tell you that we are happy to have you back into our arms. Come, you must be tired. Uncle Oin will show you the way,” Gloin interrupts and you look at him with interest. Gimli follows his uncle and Gloin turn towards you.

For once, in your 140 years of knowing each other, there is an awkward silence. You sigh. “What is it, Gloin?” you asks him, annoyed. “I just wanted to say that I am truly and irrevocably sorry. For all the pain that I have caused you for the entire year. I know that sorry will not make up for it, but I just want to let you know that I will never stop loving you,” he says and tears gather in your eyes.

“And I will never stop loving you, you stubborn dwarf,” you say, pulling him into a hug. The rest of your days will be rocky, but you know that, with a little effort, everything will be alright in the end.

anonymous asked:

NTAMW points out people who are differently bodied or unusual looking in public to you like they are 'freaks', not caring who hears. Like "there's a dwarf behind you, look!" and "look at the size of that man's nose!"

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On Location Pt. 2 - Unexpected (The Teacher Series)

Characters: Reader, Single!Jensen

Pairings: Reader x Jensen

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1,800

Summary: You show Jensen to your classroom with every intention of grading more essays. Flirting and playful banter ensues. Eventually, Jared comes looking for Jensen and you get to meet Jared and Misha as they invite you to stick around and watch them film.

Things to know: If you want to be tagged in upcoming stories, just let me know. I’m tagging a few people I think might want to know the story is up. Don’t hate me! If you wish for the tags to continue, let me know! If you want them to stop, be kind, but let me know! @loveitsallineed @paigelovesmarcus @caitsymichelle13 @katiebelleva @msimpala67 @ithinkimadorablereally @that70sgroove @xxtaylorsingerxx

Catch On Location Pt. 1 - A Change of Pace here

I do not own the images.


You stepped into your classroom and glanced around the room. Suddenly you were acutely aware that you had no Supernatural anything anywhere. In the corner your desk sat in, you had tributes to both Harry Potter and Doctor Who.

Maybe it was a good thing your obsession with Supernatural wasn’t plastered everywhere, you thought to yourself and chuckled. As you laughed, Jensen’s gaze followed yours to the Harry Potter/Doctor Who Corner. He looked at you with a look that said Seriously? and walked over to check it out.

“Not a closet Harry Potter or Doctor Who fan I see, “ he said admiring your collection with a chuckle. “But, once again a self-proclaimed ‘Dean Girl’,” he did air quotes when he said Dean girl, “and you don’t have a single Supernatural picture or quote in sight,” he laughed as he nudged you in the ribs. He started to roam around your room, checking out the students’ work that you had hanging all over. You were proud of what your kids produced. They were good writers, and you loved showing off their work.

Your gaze followed Jensen around the room, a mischievous grin creeping onto your face. “What self-respecting woman would hang posters of an attractive grown ass man in her classroom?” you asked him with eyebrows raised. “Let alone a teacher!” you gasped in mock horror, placing your hand on your chest, mouth wide open in shock.

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The Purpose of Love // Chapter 2

Originally posted by alrdy-missing

credit to the original owner of this gif

Requested: the idea came from this anon

Pairing: Singer!Y/N x Fuckboy!Calum

Other series:  Paid to be Popular - Bittersweet Generation

Chapter One

Summary:  When Calum Hood needs to straighten up his reputation, there’s no other solution than to fake-date a powerful girl with a powerful voice.

Description of this chapter: Calum and Y/N is forced to be together out in public and they bring Michael so the whole day wouldn’t come crashing down. However, a lot can change in a few moments.

“I still think this is stupid.” You repeated after Michael’s speech about how it was the best for both you and Calum.

“Well, just get used to the thought.” Calum’s blonde bandmate chuckled, earning a death glare from Calum. He wasn’t very happy that you and Michael could actually talk together without biting off each other’s noses, unlike you and Calum.

“Six months is a lot.” Calum mumbled and Michael sighed again. He had been trying to convince you and Calum that PR wasn’t the worst thing that could ever happen to you - especially when it was rewarding in the end. He kept having small speeches about “fighting for publicity” and “you gotta do what you gotta do”. He was even worse to listen to than your manager, Louise.

“It’ll be over soon.” Michael said, giving up on the small speech.

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Boyfriend Wonwoo

Originally posted by leelchan

  • you’ll get to hear very special words with that deep voice of his
  • he likes holding your small hand with his large one
  • but most of all, he loves holding your delicate wrist
  • he especially enjoys running his thumb over the inner side 
  • when you’re watching movies together, he likes to have his head on your lap or your head on his shoulder
  • on your first anniversary, he suggests you get couple rings, and he always wears his on the ring finger–right next to the seventeen ring
  • sometimes, when you go to seventeen’s fansigns, he manages to keep a straight, nonchalant face so the fans don’t notice anything
  • but he holds your hand a couple seconds longer compared to other fans
  • and before signing, he scribbles a special note: “for Y/N, from your biggest fan, jeon wonwoo”
  • he’ll let you run your fingers through his hair
  • he loves it when you wear his sweaters because you look like a dwarf in his big clothes
  • he takes a lot of candid photos of you
  • his phone wallpaper is a pic of him kissing your cheek and you with crinkled eyes and a huge smile 
  • lots of back hugs
  • lots of corny jokes and puns–anything to make you laugh
  • when he introduces you to the members, he makes sure to keep you close to his side to make sure everyone knows you’re his
  • he’s super possessive and easily jealous
  • he likes having you in his lap 
  • neck kisses 
  • also, he often kisses your eyes
  • okay just a lot of kisses
  • everywhere ^
  • and biting
  • sorry
  • him watching you with this super intense look in his eyes
  • and when you notice his stare, he does that side sMIRK
  • he doesn’t say “i love you” a lot, but he makes sure you know he does
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Continuation of this post…I just could not leave him like that.

The tags for beaten up Kidwin were all so sweet :) Thank you, dear Erwin-fandom, the smol bean feels much better and very loved now <3 

Eloquent

As requested by Anonymous.

Sequel to Fancy. With a little help from this imagine found at @imaginexhobbit.

Warnings: Grumbles. Word stumbling.

Word count: 950



“Dwalin?”

Well, he’s definitely not in the bush. There is, however, a frisky looking squirrel.

“Dwalin?”

Last you knew, Dwalin was not that tall or hairless, but you wave the Elf down anyway.

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Hic sunt leones

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Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairing: [slight] Fíli x reader
Based on: Imagine calling Fili little lion man, and watching him chase Kili around the fire while roaring [imaginexhobbit]
Notes: reader from Earth
Words: 1.037

Author’s notes: I really liked this imagine when I first saw it, and I told myself that I absolutely had to write a brief story about it.
For those lucky people who didn’t study Latin for 5 years: the title literally means “Lions are here”, and it’s a common phrase that Roman cartographers used on maps to indicate an unknown territory. I read Tolkien’s books, and I don’t remember him talking about lions, so I decided that the reader should come from Earth. I believe I said everything! Hope you’ll like it!
[I do not own the gif]

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A Matter Of Difference - Part 1

Characters: Fili x Reader.

Summary: The course of true love never did run smooth but after saving the line of Durin have you secured your happy ending?

Word Count: 1242 words.

A/N: So there I was cracking through my Supernatural, Star Trek and Marvel fics when there was a metaphorical knock on the door and an unexpected muse entered my brain and refused to leave.  I have never written LoTR/Hobbit fic before and had no real intention of doing so but the muse wants what the muse wants and this is the result so I HOPE you enjoy my creative tangent. Feedback, as always, is very welcomed.

Originally posted by lehnshark

From the moment you had agreed to the wizards offer of employment there hadn’t been a day where you hadn’t cursed your decision at least once. As a Ranger you were used to the rigors of traveling but having thirteen dwarves to contend with, not to mention a Hobbit unused to such conditions and you found your nerves fraying.  Sitting huddled in a freezing cold cave as you waited out the raging storm you took the opportunity to once more watch your companions. Thorin was stood at the mouth of the cave, the wind whipping through his hair as he looked majestically off into the middle distance.  The corners of your mouth twitched up as you imagined him singing some dramatic music in his head as he stood there.  Your gaze then turned to Ori who was busying himself scribbling in that notebook of his. The young dwarf was quiet and shy and as such you hadn’t had much dealing with him.  All in all you preferred to keep yourself to yourself, best not to get to attached because you never knew when things would head south. At least that had been your plan, unfortunately for you some of your company had not taken the many hints you had thrown down.  “Do you think we will be here long?” The all to familiar voice of Thorins youngest nephew met your ears as you felt him sit on the floor next to you, a little too close.

“I have no idea.  That decision is your Uncles, not mine.” Turning your head away from him you hoped he would give up and bother someone else.  

“As a Ranger though you must have an idea how long this storm will take to pass.”  He insisted with a bright smile and you sighed as the realization that you were stuck in this cave and had no escape from this conversation.

“I would say it makes sense to set up camp for the night.  That storm isn’t going to abate any time soon but as I said, it’s your Uncles decision.”  

It wasn’t long before Thorin seemed to agree with your assessment and told you all to set up camp.  There was some dry branches towards the back of the cave which Bombur and Nori used to set up a fire as the rest of you began to unpack various useful items and prepare for supper.  That was the first night you joined the dwarves around the fire instead of sitting in the shadows.  You couldn’t say why you broke routine but a few hours later your found yourself laughing heartily at Kili and Bofur’s jokes and listening intently to the tale the hobbit was spinning.  So caught up in your companions words you did not notice the pair of brilliant blue eyes which never left you.

He often found his eyes drifting to you but as he saw your face light up when you laughed his heart stuttered and it seemed as if the fluttering in his stomach would lead to whatever was flying around in there bursting out. The firelit flickered across your face and although he had never had the courage to approach you, had never uttered more than three words to you, he longed to sit in your company, to be the one to make you laugh instead of his brother.  Feeling his Uncles glare upon him Fili tore his eyes from you reluctantly to meet Thorins before looking down at his feet.  He needed to stop himself before these feelings took hold.  There was no way a beautiful ranger like you would even look twice at a dwarf such as him.  

As the days and weeks passed and the days became shorter and the chill in the air became cooler you found yourself thinking of this company almost as family.  A fondness for the loud, brash, often ridiculous males had taken hold against your better instincts.  A strange friendship had struck up between yourself and the King Under The Mountain as he appreciated he could indeed rely on you, that this job had become about more than just the pay.  

You had been sitting with Thorin and Balin discussing the next leg of the journey when you felt a wave of tiredness sweep over you. Bidding your companions good night you headed to your bedroll.  The past few days you had discovered that no matter where you placed your mat you were always flanked by Bilbo and Fili.  Not that you minded, neither snored particularly loudly, but you did find it quite odd that the dwarf who couldn’t even meet your eye chose to sleep next to you.  Laying down you pulled your blanket up to your chin.  Turning onto your side you curl your knees up in an attempt to fight the cold that was creeping in.  Your eyes fell on the dwarf asleep next to you and for the first time you really looked at him.  The way his blonde mane fell around him in an unruly fashion made your lips twitch into a soft smile.  He looked so peaceful, very unlike the nervous, self-doubting expressions you had become used to seeing on his face.  His sleeping form had a sense of confidence, a regal air that his Uncle also had.  The way his soft lips parted slightly and the braids of his moustache rose and fell with his breath made your heart beat a little bit faster.  Aware that you had been staring, you close your eyes and tried to push the image of the golden haired prince from your mind.  

The young princes had been up to their usual light hearted tomfoolery which had caused much amusement amongst the company until their beloved leader had arrived back from wherever he had been brooding.  “ENOUGH!” He bellowed causing the pair currently wrestling on the floor to jump to their feet looking rather sheepish.  “I expect such behavior from Kili but you Fili, you are heir to the throne.  Such behavior is not becoming of the future king.”  Fili’s shoulders slumped as he mumbled an apology in unison with his brother and a quiet settled around the fire.  Getting to your feet you looked calmly across the circle at Thorin.  

“You are too harsh on him.”  The words have the dwarf’s icy blue eyes meeting yours, a flicker of surprise before the steal returned.  “Fili is all too aware of the pressure of the crown and he carries that responsibility admirably.  Perhaps you could learn a little from your nephews and perhaps crack a smile every now and then.  A little levity, merriment, it prevents you being crushed under the weight of duty.” You stared right back at him unwavering and you felt the eyes of several of your company on you and their king. You prepared yourself for his wrath, you could tell your words had struck a chord.

“[y/n] will take first watch tonight.” Was all he said gruffly before stalking off again.  A collective sigh of relief sounded in the clearing and you puffed out your cheeks as you let out a deep breath.  That possibly was not the best course of action.  Your eyes met Fili’s and you smiled sadly at him.  His eyes twinkled as he mouthed ‘thank you’ and you could feel your cheeks heat.  Turning away you busied yourself with your pack thinking yourself lucky to get away with only having night watch.


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Sword and Sorcery

“Please tell me your sword is sharp.”

“The wolves are getting closer. We need to find shelter for the night.”

“I seek to harm no one. Leave me be.”

“Do I look like a dwarf to you?”

“I hope you’re a good shot with that bow.”

“We need horses if we ever expect to get anywhere.”

“Swim? You must be joking.”

“Was that a dragon?”

“I resent that. I am no thief.”

“Where’s a healer when you need one?”

“Do you see anything?”

“Can we go around the forest of death and doom?”

“I think the elves are talking to you.”

“I haven’t a piece of silver to my name.”

“An old man gave me what he says is a treasure map.”

“By the fates, what am I to do with you?”

“I will gut you if you take one more step near me.”

“I don’t suppose you know a spell or two that might help us out here.”

“Horses don’t talk.”

“They say dark elves travel these roads.”

“Aren’t you a little short to be a palace guard?”

“This way! I know a secret passage.”

“I’d stay away from there if I were you.”

“I don’t want to go down into the sewers.”

“You promised gold. Where is it? HUH?!”

“Will you relax? Why would assassins be after you?”

“Did you just create fire out of nothing?”

“Am I a virgin? Let’s just say I’m not riding any unicorns anytime soon.”

“The red light district doesn’t quite mean what you think it means.”

“We need a ship.”

About Time Sentence Starters
  • “I woke up hungover and ashamed of myself.”
  • “Even if you didn’t have a nice face, or any hair at all, I’d still adore you.”
  • “What the FUCK do you want?”
  • “I look like a squirrel.”
  • “So once is enough?”
  • “But no oral sex I promise you.”
  • “There’s the person that broke my heart three summers ago.”
  • “I hate other people.”
  • “We’re getting married and we’re going to have a baby.”
  • “Who are you getting married too?”
  • “Who’s the father?”
  • “Try and marry someone kind.”
  • “I hate kids.”
  • “We had a fight and maybe I wasn’t completely sober.”
  • “Oh my arseing God in a box.”
  • “Do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?”
  • “How ‘bout now? Now? Now?”