“My name is Walter C. Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter. I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God.”
Yo, Mags, I want to play devil's advocate with you a little. So, one main argument against gun control is that criminals won't follow it, only decent citizens will. However, can't that same argument be used against a shit ton of different laws? For example, "Speed limits only punish the average citizen by making them drive too slowly. Criminals, however, don't care about the law and won't follow the speed limit. Therefore, we should get rid of speed limits altogether."