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You were the only one who’d never let me win. The only one who’s ever been honest with me. You saved me from myself. Please don’t leave me, Hephaistion.

Happy Birthday, @mushroomminded!! (well, belated birthday, I guess-)

Here’s your lovely shark son, Matt!! I hope you like it, Em!

(long ramble in the tags)

anonymous asked:

Hey, could you do a fic where Frank finds Karen asleep at her laptop or something and so he puts her to bed, thanks c:

This ended up being influenced by the second trailer so it’s more TP setting than not; hope that’s okay!!

With her chin precariously leaning against the edge of her palm, her other hand’s already fallen to press against the laptop haphazardly. An endless string of G’s roll out on the otherwise blank text document taking up the screen and he doesn’t need to push back her fan of hair to confirm that she’s fast asleep. Micro continues tapping away unperturbed at his desk a couple feet away.

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daniparadise  asked:

nr26 for matt, asking for a friend

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Haha, idk man. I’m into a lot of weird shit.. but generally speaking? Period blood. Yeah.

It gotta be super fresh though like first day on the cycle fresh. Only good thing about Beth, really. 


Finished this during my Stream. Introducing my newest cuphead Fanboss

Sammy Scarecrow

a grumpy sentient scarecrow that protects an old abandoned pumpkin patch. they sold their soul to the Devil so they could become the scariest scarecrow in all of the isles so they could protect their pumpkins, however eventually they became the very thing they were trying to scare.

this boss is kinda special since you can only really fight them in the autumn times (i might do season oriented bosses which sounds kinda neat)

i was originally going to make them the guardians of The Root Pack, but that sounded too close to Prince Flanagan’s dealio, so i went with a more original concept.

They/Them Pronouns for them

Also on the subject of Cor and parenting:

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.  
   They may not mean to, but they do.  
They fill you with the faults they had
   And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
   By fools in old-style hats and coats,  
Who half the time were soppy-stern
   And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
   It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
   And don’t have any kids yourself.

- This Be The Verse, Philip Larkin.

Every time that I feel hard to keep both college life and shitpost life I read the replies and tag comments that you guys make on my posts, it gives me life

I laugh to death at them. So all I have to say it’s thank you (except for the bots, I’m gonna find them and gonna block them)

zendayajones  asked:

thank you for doing thidls for your followers!! can you do autumn with Sam?? if not it's okay, but heyO.

Hello dear, thank you so much for this request! Im not sure if you wanted an imagine or a mood board, so I just went with a moodboard, hope that’s okay angel! I love you! 💓

Autumn with Sam Moodboard for @zendayajones 

“And the sun took a step back,

the leaves lulled themselves to sleep

and Autumn was awakened.” - Raquel Franco -


Summary: Lucas finds out Billy’s been hitting Max.
Pairings: Lucas/Max (pre-relationship)
Notes: About 1,500 words, mentions of abuse. This is for a prompt from @lucassinclairstan: @he-lives-on-mirkwood One where Max comes over to Lucas’s house after he hits her. Or Lucas finds out Billy’s been hitting Max. The latter would be nice.

My first Lumax story! I posted it on Ao3, too, linked here as well as written out under the cut. Hope you enjoy!

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okay, dos2, you need to really work on your continuity, bc if you start your sex scene describing someone’s kiss as “tasting of wine and salt” (weird taste, but whatever), and then 4 sentences later it tastes of “dark, dark earth”, you just make it sound like they munched on dirt in between these kisses.


“Hunk, he knows my name. Shiro knows my name!”

“Pretty sure that’s because he saw you start a food fight in the mess hall with Keith and he stopped you two before you could drag other people in it. You both got detention for that, remember?”

or: Lance have been pining after his hero for quite a while now and is having a hard time keeping his crush a secret especially after Shiro called him by his name for the first time.