you like krabby patties dont you squidward

OK BUT DICK BEING ABLE TO TIE THE CHERRY STEM IN HIS MOUTH AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM BEING ALL HES A MONSTER. AND OK CAN YOU IMAGINE JAY TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING IN THE MIRROR AND GETTING FRUSTRATED LIKE WHO THE FUCK IS ACCOMPLISHING THIS ACTUALLY AND HE STARTS CHOKING ON IT AT SOME POINT AND DICK COMES ACROSS HIM AND HAS TO GIVE HIM THE HEIMLICH AND “OMG JAY ARE YOU O-” *NOTICES HACKED UP CHERRY. SLOW GRIN.* AND JAY’S JUST DONT SAY IT. AND THERE’S ONE SIDED LAUGHTER AND SEETHING AND AFTERWARDS DICK IS LIKE YOU KNOW IF YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO KISS, I COULD TEACH YOU. SILENCE

YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM THERE.