you let me have that crown

Incorrect Quote #6
  • Rowan: Okay, let’s go over this one more time…If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Got it?
  • Chaol: I think so….
  • Aedion: Wait, I have a question! What if I bite it and it dies?
  • Mannon: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Fenrys: And what if it bites itself and I die?
  • Elide: That’s voodoo.
  • Aelin: Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Rowan: [getting annoyed] That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Dorian: Alright, and what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Lysandra: …That’s kinky
Viktor’s Final Goodbye to Figure Skating: Two Yuris and Two World Records

Alternatively titled: English Major With Nothing Better To Do With Her Life Overanalyzes Things (finals??? haha what are those)

Now, for the sake of sparing you time because this meta is going to get long as hell, here’s the gist right now: I’m thinking 1. Yuuri’s going to take Viktor’s World Record in the Free Skate and 2. Viktor’s never going to go back to competitive skating again. 

Now, am I right about this? Who the fuck knows! Is that going to stop me from writing a god damn essay about it? No. No it is not. So. Let’s begin:

Okay, so I know people have talked about it before (a lot), but the OP is the crowning jewel of both this show and my theory, so bear with me. 

One of the most interesting things about the OP is that, despite being sung by one singer, it’s generally agreed that the different parts of the OP are “sung” by different characters. The OP starts off with someone talking about how they’re “tired of feeling” like they’re “never enough,” and Yuuri’s shown on screen. Then, Viktor shows up on screen and the lyrics are about encouraging someone to believe in themselves. That is, Viktor encouraging Yuuri to believe in himself. Basically, the main idea here is that skater on screen = who’s singing the current lyrics.


Yuri shows up! And Yuuri’s on screen with him! And the lines are “Don’t stop us now, the moment of truth, we were born to make history.”

There are two singers in this part! In fact, go listen to the song right now and you’ll notice that there are literally two singers in this part (a background vocalist joins in on this line). So the “we” is Yuri and Yuuri, and they’re both singing about how they’re going to “make history” during “the moment of truth” (aka the Grand Prix Finals). 

Well, guess who just made history by blasting Viktor Nikiforov’s SP record out of the water?

Keep reading


I found this kitty in the street, so cold and hungry she was shivering, trying to figure out if she could eat a cigarette butt. I brought her inside, fed her, got her nice and warm, and now she’s the happiest girl alive??

Can anyone in the NYC area give her a home? We have two cats already, and as much as I’d love to keep her, we don’t really have room for a third. She looks about 4-5 months old, and seems perfectly healthy, other than being underweight: although of course a visit to the vet would not go amiss! She is MISSING HER TAIL, it is just a little two inch nub that wiggles around furiously and is the Cutest Goddamned Thing I’ve ever seen.

Here’s what I can tell you about her after looking after her for a couple of days: she is curious and affectionate, eager to bond with any human who looks her way. She is comfortable being picked up. She is very gentle: even when playing, there are no teeth or claws! She is timid of other cats, but not aggressive or terrified, so I think with a little patience she could definitely be a happy part of a multi-kitty home.

Please be her Christmas miracle! I really don’t want to have to bring her to a shelter. This little girl has been through enough, and deserves to have a home for the holidays.

UPDATE 12/18: Lil MOCHA has gone to her new home! Thank you so much to everyone who helped to spread the word about this kitty who needed a miracle. The temperature dropped here in NYC right after we took her in, down to the teens, and she might not have made it through the week. But now she’s gone to the home of a loving cat mom who lost her own kitty to old age less than a month ago; so I think she needed Mocha as much as Mocha needed her! 

I am going to miss her, but I know she will be ridiculously happy in her new home. Happy holidays, everybody!

“I shall serve no otherYou are MY king…”

Here’s something I snuck between some bigger projects (which are keeping me from being too active - sorry if I’ve been unresponsive! Let me make up for it with… well, art, lol.) This was another sketch that evolved into a rough animation. The magical crown idea wouldn’t leave my head and I couldn’t resist giving it a shot… Pretty pleased with how it turned out! And ya, I have a thing for Merlin being so fiercely loyal that he comes across a bit dark and possessive… Arthur likes it too! ;)

(My Art Tag) *Please don’t repost(?) or use elsewhere without my permission, and don’t delete my captions, thanks.

Having seen the first two episodes of The Crown I can say that this is quality period piece shit right here, and you should all watch it.


  • the King of England saying “cunt” within the first ten minutes
  • Philip telling a tribal king that he likes his hat only for Elizabeth to hiss “That’s a CROWN darling” beginning the lifelong Windsor issue of “Don’t Let Philip Talk To POC Just… Don’t”
  • King George VI being like “she is the job Philip loving her protecting her that’s the job” and Philip nodding vigorously because holy shit his father  in law is literally holding a shotgun
  • (I died)
  • Margaret being so scandalous you can’t handle it~
  • like???? lots of unexpected medical stuff???? so watch out
  • The quiet but insistent screams of American Netflix viewers going “I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAND” and “DON’T KISS HER FEET THAT’S GROSS” and “WHYYYYYYYY DO YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE?”
BTS as things my baby cousins did
  • Namjoon: *uses really big words like dubious and revolting* *is nine years old*
  • Jin: *stares at me critically* *forces a princess crown on my head* Here. Let me make you pretty. Let me teach you.
  • Yoongi: *gets a toy makeup set as a gift* *stares blankly at it for 30 seconds* I don't have time for this. *walks away*
  • Hoseok: *dancing the same song on Just Dance for three hours straight* Why are you bored? We're dancing! *twirls*
  • Jimin: *tackles my granny in a hug every time she sees her, which is almost every day* Hi. Did you know I love you?
  • Taehyung: *playing Barbies by herself and singing in weird voices and off key while paying no attention to anyone else*
  • Jungkook: *Loses a contest in school for who could read the most books* WHY DIDN'T I GET THE PRIZE? *we ask if she read more books, and she says no. we explain that that's a fair loss* *clenches her tiny fist* I do not like it.

Riddick {Sentence Starters}

  • “Why am I not loving this plan so far?”
  • “He was supposed to be our ride home!”
  • “Somewhere along the way, I lost a step.”
  • “Not sure how I’m supposed to overlook that.”
  • “That was five seconds.”
  • “So what do you want? The crown?”
  • “Yeah. Let’s cut him loose.”
  • “Yet again, someone was trying to play me.”
  • “It’s always the punch you don’t see coming that puts you down.”
  • “Love those toenails, by the way.”
  • “They say you lost your nerve.”
  • “Sooner or later, we all have to head home.”
  • “Of course they were gonna try and kill me.”
  • “It’s a long way to come. For this.”
  • “I like to be a man of my word.”
  • “Can’t stay in the open. Can’t risk another attack.”
  • “You grant any last wishes?”
  • “Maybe I went and did the worst crime of all. I got civilized.”
  • “Are they scared of me?”
  • “I don’t know. I don’t care. It’s not why I’m here.”
  • “You’re not afraid of the dark, are you?”
  • “I’m not gonna straddle you in front of all these guys.”
  • “Do you think you can ride one of these things?”
  • “Maybe you’re all scared of the wrong thing." 
Crown Princes of YA (Part 8), Cal’s Existential Crisis Part One
  • Cal Calore (Red Queen): Guys, I just realized something.
  • Maxon Schreave (The Selection): *hairflips* Listen, Cal. We’re buddies. You don’t have to compliment my new highlights. It goes without saying.
  • Rowan Whitethorn (Throne of Glass): *rolls eyes*
  • Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses): Go on.
  • Maxon Schreave (TS): Well, I--
  • Rowan Whitethorn (TOG): NOT YOU, MAXON.
  • Rhysand (ACOTAR): Cal, please.
  • Cal Calore (RQ): It’s just… we’re in this group because we’re all princes, right? That’s how we met and become friends. But none of us are actually princes anymore…
  • Maxon Schreave (TS): *adjusting crown bedazzled with KING OF ILLEA* Hey, you’re right.
  • Kai (The Lunar Chronicles): True. I’m emperor of the Eastern Commonwealth now. Huh…
  • Rhysand (ACOTAR): I mean, I was never really a prince to begin with. But when I became High Lord of the Night Court, I suppose that’s your equivalent to to a king.
  • Dorian Havilliard (TOG): Yeah, and I became the new King of Adarlan when my dad… erm… died.
  • All: *turn to Rowan*
  • Rowan Whitethorn (TOG): I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
  • *Brief awkward silence*
Aedion’s Bisexuality

Okay. I’ve seen some people complain about how Aedion being bisexual isn’t represented well enough in the books or that she shouldn’t have added a gay character at all. Let me tell you a secret about bisexuals (being one myself) we like 2 genders. In his and my case mostly male and female. (It depends on circumstances blah blah I might make a post about it later if anyone cares.)

But I think that when the rare author decides to add in a bisexual character they have them dating the same gender. Of course, there is nothing wrong with that because as I said before 2 genders. But I was so happy when I saw that he was bi because I have always felt like bi characters aren’t shown with their interest in both genders.It’s usually more focused on them with the same gender and they mention their past with a different gender. Now obviously I want to know what went down with the Bane but that’s for another post. It just makes me happy that he can be bi without him having to show to prove it.Him and Lysandra make me happy because I like both of the characters and him being bi was just a casual thing! Becuase it is! Like hell yeah I like guys and girls. This doesn’t change is character as a person. For all we know Rowan is flipping pansexual he just hasn’t said it!

Now about what I said with him being casually bi I mean he didn’t make a big deal about it and no one else did either. He just is. It doesn’t have to be this big scandal like, oh how dare you have had a relationship with another man! And he wasn’t ashamed of it, he just thought it didn’t change him and it wasn’t something necessary for everyone to know so he didn’t bother bringing it up. (Also I would really like to fins the page number fo this so if you could send it to me I would really appreciate it.)

Very sorry if this didn’t make sense! I kinda did in my head but it’s also 2am and I should probably be asleep but whatever….

Halloween is coming and autumn is the best season so here are your Foxes Halloween/general-autumn-goodness hcs from me and @aristptle !!

  • fall is in the air at Palmetto State and the foxes are Hyped™ for Halloween
  • Nicky eventually convinces Matt and Neil to go costume shopping with him and everyone else just tags along
    • Nicky is a vampire
      • Nicky: I could suck your blood,,, or your-
      • Andrew: no
    • Nicky forces Neil to be a prince
      • Neil: why
      • Nicky: because I need to see you in a crown at least once, Neil,, I have to
    • Andrew comes but refuses to buy a costume, Neil has to make sure he doesn’t strangle Nicky multiple times
    • Renee gets an angel costume (let’s be real here) and Allison gets a devil costume (couple costumes are my weakness)
    • Kevin gets blackmailed into buying a queen costume, complete with crown and cape
    • Dan and Matt get cop and robber costumes (Dan’s the cop, Matt is the robber)
    • Aaron is something lame, like a doctor bc he is Boring and could just take the scrubs from his work experience
  • Nicky’s ridiculously invested in all things autumn tbh, like pumpkin spiced lattes are one of his seven wonders of the world
    • he refuses to eat anything that’s not pumpkin spiced for the entire week leading up to Halloween and Kevin is Pissed™ about it
      • Kevin: are you fucking serious?
      • Nicky: you’re just jealous *sips his latte*
      • *later that day*
      • Kevin: can you pls just eat a vegetable???
      • Nicky: Pumpkins ARE vegetables Kevin!!
  • They carve pumpkins together at Dan’s insistence that it is “team bonding”
    • Renee turns out to be some kind of pumpkin artist, like this girl has all the knife skills and she carves this rose design into the pumpkin and it’s Gorgeous
    • Andrew could have probably achieved something similar but he doesn’t care enough so he shoves a knife in it, pronounces it done and goes to mock Neil in his attempts at carving a fox paw into his pumpkin (junkie)
    • Dan carves the feminist symbol into hers and writes “FIGHT LIKE A GIRL” on the back
    • Matt does as well bc my boy is a feminist and in love
    • Alison tries So Hard to carve an angel for Renee but it doesn’t exactly work out?? It looks more like a blob
    • Nicky carves his with a kissy face
    • Aaron carves a cat bc they’re Katelyn’s favourite animal and she is hanging around when they’re doing it
    • Kevin carves a clumsy version of the Trojans’ symbol and jeremy’s number bc he’s a massive fanboy
      • Pics are immediately uploaded to twitter and added to the growing pile of evidence that Kevin has a crush
  • Halloween finally comes and! trick-or-treating foxes!!
    • Andrew acts like he doesn’t want to come, but Neil knows he would never pass down an opportunity to get free candy
    • Andrew wears Aaron’s jersey as a costume and Neil is the prince of Nicky’s dreams
    • Renee buys them all those little pumpkin shaped bucket things that kids have to collect candy in
    • Nicky carefully plans their whole trick or treating route down to the millimeter, so that they can maximise the amount of candy they can get
    • He also tells ridiculous Halloween puns at every door they knock on and all the foxes and their neighbours are Done™ with him
    • Andrew is the kind of trick-or-treater who counts every single fucking piece of candy
      • Nicky makes the mistake of stealing his Reese’s,, he barely survives the encounter
  • Neil ends up giving most of his sweets to Andrew bc he’s not really fussed for them and he’s an excellent boyfriend
    • Kevin is Pissed about the amount of sugar Andrew eats but that’s news to no one
  • Andrew is pretty much always cold as soon as October comes around so he takes to stealing Neils clothes to stay warmer bc the fact that Neil is three inches taller means he has longer arms so Andrew can curl his hands up inside the sleeves
    • Neil starts bringing a blanket up to the roof when he notices this and they sit and huddle under it while they smoke
little things to love about wonwoo
  • middle school dancing machine LMAO
  • he knows how to play the guitar wOw
  • his singing voice can put me to sleep
  • he’s the cutest gardening fairy OMG
  • but didn’t know a thing about vegetables
  • he had to ask the staff what spinach was lol
  • doesn’t rly know how to cook so he lets mingyu do it
  • “I flirt frequently”
  • crowned as the cleanest member
  • read a book called “Me Before You” and cried
  • he LOVES watching movies
  • could binge-watch movies if he could
  • LuckyCharm!Wonwoo
  • not good with hacky-sack but that’s okay
  • “my life is hamburger”
  • doesn’t like aegyo but is good at it regardless
  • his blank stares are super cute actually omg
  • glasses!wonwoo
  • charismatic on stage aS ALWAYS
  • but when he’s off-stage, he’s a lil precious excited bean
  • had a Rice Krispie once and it changed his life
  • loves his mommy and daddy u w u
  • apparently great at animal sounds
  • or any sound for that matter
  • he’s a very expressive child
  • #RamenOverEverything
  • pls protect this bean from pups
  • when he laughs, his nose crinkles and I !!!!
  • sloth!wonwoo
  • according to coups, he has a lot of old man jokes LOL
  • plays league of legends
  • mains teemo :-)
  • he likes to listen to sad music before he sleeps aW
  • wonwoo is such a precious human being
  • I hope he gets better soon
Squadre Next Gen: Part Four


Aelin really, really did not want her children and their mates to go after these groups. She could go-

“Fireheart. You cannot go.”

Whirling around, “And why not?”

“Because you and I need to stay here to defend Terressen. Sam and Lyria will be okay-”

The fire in the fireplace spurted blue flame, “That is what you said last time! Have you not seen the scars on our son’s back? He obliterated half of a mountain range from the pain. I failed him. I promised him he would never feel the pain that me and you went through.”

Rowan wrapped his arms around her, “You did not fail him. We did not fail him.” Looking down at her, “Ciel would sooner die than let him get hurt again.”

“Why isn’t Ciel crown prince anymore?”

Rowan rubbed the back of his neck.

“Hello, Buzzard. Answer me.”

Before Rowan could answer her a soft knock echoed through their private chambers.

The only person who knocked like that was Sam, “Come in, Sam.”


Sam pulled Ciel in with him, “Ah yes,” his mother said, “is my son the reason you are no longer crown prince of Adalarn?”

“I wish to stay here in Terressen with Sam. With your blessing of course.”

A laugh escaped his mother’s mouth, “Of course you are welcome to stay here. Live here. Hell you can live in the castle if you want.”

“There is one other thing,” Sam said, shifting in his boots. Ciel put a frosted hand on his back, cooling his fire.

“Yes, Sam?” There was a small smug smile on his mother’s lips.

Steeling his spine, Sam rose his chin, forcing himself to look at his mother, “We got engaged. We are engaged. Ciel and I would like your blessing to get married. Just something small before we depart for the mission.”

His mother’s eyes lit up. The queen loved parties.

“No son of mine is having a small wedding. We are going to throw you the grandest wedding this kingdom has ever seen!” turning to rowan, “Get the events planner” clasping her hands together, “I am so very happy for you both!”

“Mother, really, you don’t have to-”

“Hush. My baby is getting married!”

Oh gods. All the people. Sam’s stomach started to turn. He tried again, “What about the mission?”

“One week. That is all that I am asking. Sam, you are Crown Prince and this is your mate. We just need to wait for everyone to get here. I’ve kept tabs, they all could be here in three days.”

Something must have showed on his face, at the discomfort of being surrounded by so many people because Aelin said, “Actually, you know what? Lets have a small one. However you want. Just the family.”

Sam smiled at his mother and thanked her for understanding.

Ciel gave her a grin, “Thank you, Queen Aelin.”

“No. if you are getting married to my son it is just ‘Aelin’ to you. But i will warn you, just this once, Ciel, if you harm my son in any way I will end you, is that understood?”

“I would sooner Yield my life than hurt Sam in any way.”

His mother’s eyes were bright, “Good. I will keep you to that promise, Ciel.”


Rajni shifted through the reasons why she would be called to her father’s guest chambers. It all boiled down to two things. Either it was about the mission or about the future leader of Adalarn and the Witch Kingdom. Either way, they both gave her a headache.

Opening the door, Abraxi was leaning against the wall with her arms crossed and was glowering. If Brax was pissed it had to be about Ciel and if it was about Ciel then it was about the future of Adalarn and the Witch Kingdom.

Rajni sat on the sofa, an arm across the back, “Going by Brax’s glowering, I would say that I was called here to talk about the fate of our kingdoms.”

Her father nodded, leaning back in his own chair, “Yes. Ciel has given up the crown as you well know. Which leaves you and your sister to decide who will be the future ruler of the kingdoms.”

“I do not see why it cannot be both of us. Together. Her heart and my mind. Together we can lead the two kingdoms.”

Her father nodded to himself, “Abraxi, what do you think?”

Brax put a hand over her heart, “I would be honored to rule next to Rajni. Side by side.”

Rajni crossed her legs, “Then it is settled. Besides, we all know that Lyria refused to take the crown unless Sam ruled next to her.”


Lyria decided to spar, or at least try to, instead of heading out for a fight. She had all of this pent up energy that she needed to burn. The words were echoing in her head. She knew how precious witchings were. And Hekabe’s daughter was killed because she helped Sam. Her brother, her twin. The Crown Prince of Terressen.

Gavriel tripped lyria, she landed on her back. Glaring up at him, “Cheap shot.”

He grinned at her, offering her a hand. She pushed it away and stood up.


Lyria turned to find Artemis who now had short hair and a more masculine look today, Lyria wiped the sweat from her brow, “Artemis! How can I help you?”

“I heard about the meeting and what you guys are going to do. Let me come with you! I can help!”

Lyria tried to think out of a way to not have to answer this. Artemis was her friend and she didn’t just want to say no. She looked at Gavriel. Yes. He was Artemis’s grandfather, he could tell shifter no. Gavriel looked back at her, reading her thoughts. He sighed and looked at Artemis, “Look, Arty. We have this covered. Besides you are too young for this kind of mission. Not to mention the fact that your father would castrate me if I let his child go into a potential war zone.”

Artemis’s face darkened, “Ria. I am useful. Let me help!”

She wasn’t going to be able to get out of this, Lyria sighed and said in her “i’m going to be queen so listen to whatever I say” voice, “No. You are too young and that is final.”

Artemis flared ver nose and whirled around, shifting into a ghost leopard and ran into the forest.

She looked at Gavriel, “That went well.”

To all the people who say you are ”too young” to read Sarah J. Maas’s books:

So… on Saturday, I was fortunate enough to go to a Sarah J. Maas signing, and I had an absolute blast. I got to meet her, hug her, tell her how much her books have changed my life… all of these things… but let me tell you a story about this particular signing.

So keep in mind, this signing took place in Wichita, Kansas. In the middle of the mid-west, where Jesus is king and there are churches on every effing street block. 

Well, me and my friends (we all age from 24-26) were waiting in line and we noticed there were a lot of 11, 12, and 13 year olds. We thought it was kinda funny, because SJM is an almost adult writer in many ways, but no big deal. For me, I believe people should read what they want to read, so it didn’t bother me any; however, I did wonder how many of the parents knew about all her sexy scenes…

Fast forward to the interview, and Sarah in all her lovely quirkiness was talking about the “three day sex marathon” in ACOMAF, and I looked around and saw all of those parents’ faces turn puce with anger at their daughters. Dude, I can’t imagine how many kids had serious sex talks on their way back home (because let’s be real, if we have sex education in our school systems in the mid-west, it generally consists of the abstinence talk). 

Though some of their reactions were bordering on hilarious, I also found it a bit sad and frustrating. I feel like Sarah does an excellent job at portraying sex in her books. None of the characters are looked down upon for putting out (though an argument could be made that Lysandra was talked about that way in the earlier books of ToG–but I digress). 

However, in Middle America where fathers still clean their guns when boys go to pick up the daughter for a first date, and where balloons are placed between couples during dances and told “make room for the Holy Spirit” (I’m so very serious you guys… this is a real thing), I find it sad that they wouldn’t know a healthy sexual relationship if it bit them in the ass. There is so much “shielding” but no teaching about what constitutes as an abusive relationship (sexual or otherwise) when you are barred from even having physical contact and told by all adult figures that sex will get you a one-way ticket to hell and that no man ever wants someone else’s leftovers.

So as much as it was slightly comical seeing the parents get all huffy about it, I actually feel sorry and sad for the girls who had to go home and have their parents make sure that these books are appropriate for young people to read. It’s censorship at its most basic level, and that disturbs me a lot.

So to you girls and boys who people consider “too young” to read her books, I say to hell with it. If you are old enough to understand what’s going on and you want to read, then these are for you. These books are for you to decide if you agree or disagree. So keep with it, and as Margaret Atwood says, “don’t let the bastards grind you down.”

Things that are ok to tag as princess in the sfw tag



pictures of you wearing a crown (Fully clothed)

Pictures of your room, if it has a princess design.

Princess cosplayers

selfies that aren’t technically rincess related, but you feel like one in them (Sfw)



pictures of you enjoying yourself but it is related to a kink/ nsfw

Pictures of you naked (Crown or not)

pictures of s-e-x toys

pictures of bruises you have from bdsm.

 Nsfw Text posts that have nothing to do with princesses

Literally anything kink related.

(If you want me to ad/remove anything from the list, please let me know?


Get to Know Me Meme: [6/20] Favorite Characters: Ygritte
The gods made the earth for all men t’ share. Only when the kings come with their crowns and steel swords, they claimed it was all theirs. “My trees,” they said, “you can’t eat them apples. My stream, you can’t fish here. My wood, you’re not t’ hunt. My earth, my water, my castle, my daughter, keep your hands away or I’ll chop ‘em off, but maybe if you kneel t’ me I’ll let you have a sniff.” You call us thieves, but at least a thief has t’ be brave and clever and quick. A kneeler only has t’ kneel.

Soul Conversation   By: Y. Black

I yearn to be a king to she

In my eyes she is nothing less than a queen to me

Fuckboys past had visions that were austere

Oh well there loss for I see your crown crystal clear

I can see the hurt in your eyes

Yet sense the hope in your tone

Your heart is looking for a place to call home

Tired of all the superficial things

I’d love to be the place you could relax and let that beautiful heart of hers dream

Her words have me intrigued to get to know your mind

That to me is what makes her fine

See everything she described I’ve been lacking

And at this point just laying with just anyone isn’t happening

Now I can’t say I’m not attracted to her thick thighs

But I’m more attracted to that muscle between her ears you know the one connected to her spine

Is it weird that I already get a sense of her passion?

I’m interested in the dreams she be having

I know that if we make love we’d build a bond only two pure souls could know

Limitless this love would grow

Never thought I thought I’d find myself in this kind of situation

But then again this the first time I had a soul conversation