you know: bc of the supposed war and all

nude wars — preview

pt1 | pt2 preview

pairings: yoongi x reader x jungkook

genre: smut, touches of fluff / frat!yoonkook

description: Okay sure, maybe having a threesome with two best friends from the same frat wasn’t the smartest thing you’d ever done. But hey, when the result was them vying for your attention in the form of scandalous snaps, breathy audio messages, and unspeakable texts, well then the decision definitely wasn’t that bad.

— Or alternatively, your phone getting caught in the middle of Yoongi and Jungkook constantly trying to one-up each other in a war of sexting (and just maybe romantics).

note: so I know pt2 was supposed to come out today, but I’ve been sick for the past week and a half and I actually ended up having to go to the hospital yesterday bc I guess I wasn’t taking it seriously enough. but yeah, I thought I could at least post a tiny snippet ;;

It took all of five minutes into your shift for the post-sexting depression to kick in. The only word you could use to describe today’s atmosphere at work being completely dead. There were barely any customers to keep you occupied, leaving you to watch the time tick by as your only form of entertainment, second by unbearably miserable second burying you deeper into a realm of inescapable boredom.

And this continued on… For five miserable hours, until you finally managed to gain some relief. Your good friend and co-worker, Jimin, finally coming in to start his shift.

“Someone looks like they had a long night. Let me guess, another late night on greek row?” He snickered, making his way behind the counter to join you.

“Haha, very funny, but… Yeah,” You ended up admitting, causing chuckles to fall from both of you.

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Look I’m tired of this war between Supercorp and Karamel why can’t you guys just ship whoever you want without spreading hate (IM TALKING ABOUT BOTH SIDES) I’m a karamel shipper everyone who follows me knows that but I LOVE LENA LUTHOR and I’m so happy Katie is going to be a regular next season. I don’t ship Supercorp but I think the kind of friendship Kara and Lena have is hard to find and I’m glad we’re gonna see more of this friendship but all this hate coming from both sides and hateful posts is just exhausting when I read this things (and is hard not to bc is all the time) I find myself sad and all the joy shipping karamel brings me kinda goes way. Look I find it very honorable you guys fighting for LGBT equality and wanting more time on screen that awesome (I personally think that sanvers is a beautiful couple that deserves more time on screen) but you have to understand that is not karamel fans who decide that so stop attacking them for something we can’t control and I love Chris Wood w/ all my heart he’s the most selfless and adorable person I know he talks and fights for the mental illness cause bc of his dad and he’s so strong to talk openly about this his feminist and fights too for the rights of LGBT community so I’m sorry but if you hate him for just being white/straight or bc your ship is not happening sorry but it’s not enough bc you’re hating and spreading horrible things about a beautiful human being. But ok you have the right to no like his character and karamel that’s your opinion and I respect it but don’t think you should say this things about him bc it really hurts especially him(who hardly uses his social media and with all this hate his getting i’m not surprised) and for us fans it sucks you hurt us too bc I’m a fan for a really long time I know the kind of person he is. You guys are hurting a human being a super cute human being not the character bc he’s just doing his job and he has no say in the storyline so pls stop I’m begging you. THE OTHER SIDE NOW in MY FEED I’ve never seen any hate about supercorp or about the LGBT community THANK GOD BC IF I DID I SURE AS HELL WAS GOING TO FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT THING (of course I know that there’re people out there who spreads hate about supercorp too) BUT IS NOT THE ENTIRE FANDOM EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE ITS A TINY PART OF US AND IS STILL WRONG AND IT HURTS I KNOW BUT WE FIGHT THEM TOO BC ITS NOT RIGHT. I told myself I wasn’t going to talk about this ship war anymore bc it makes me sick to see a fandom who are supposed to be supportive and united grabbing each other’s throats like that but the time is passing and more and more hate are being spread I mean ??? LEARN TO LOVE THATS ALL IM ASKING YOU DONT LIKE YOUR FRINDS SHIP THATS FINE YOU DONT NEED TO FIGHT W/ THEM BC OF THAT OR SAY OFFENSIVE NAMES. RESPECT THATS ALL
Don’t say offensive things and spread more hate on this post okay? I’m just trying to idk help maybe try to unite a little THIS amazing fandom that’s all I’m asking thanks.

cperl  asked:

you hear about how the white house wants to charge a fee to stores that accept food stamps. we don't know the specifics yet, but supposedly its supposed to generate ~2.4 billion in revenue for the government over the next decade. do you think the fee will be large enough for most businesses to decide its more trouble than its worth? bc this could be catastrophic

love how that’s their go to, poor people who need food, not the fucking billions we spend REGULARLY on the military in a war we fund

and as for your question, it all depends on how high the fee is.

BAP in Chicago

okay I can finally give a more detailed account of BAP in Chicago. (Kinda) The concert seemed shorter than last year definitely and I was upset because there weren’t a lot of people. Last year the entire balcony was filled. This year I was able to move from the back of the venue up to a p1 seat this year. No one was in the balcony and the floor wasn’t even filled up. But! I heard that every other concert except for Chicago and Atlanta sold out so it made me happier bc BAP deserves it.
Their English is so good, all of them, not just Zelo but Zelo was Extra™ the entire concert I just…. that boy just doesn’t stop??? His solo was amazing as well. Daehyun’s high notes made me think a fan girl was yelling I was legit, amazed at them. You’d assume the concert would be biased towards a certain member but Chicago went absolutely crazy for all of them. Especially Himchan and Youngjae which makes my heart swell. Also I kinda the girl that got picked for the fan event! She sat near a friend so I talked with her before the concert started and she was in my group for the photo OP! Daehyun happened to be her bias, she really deserved it.
They all seemed extremely happy with Chicago despite it being kinda quiet (for a concert at least) Yongguk’s smile really hurt me he looked genuinely happy, especially during Check On and Be Happy. I was Emotional™ and let’s not forget when he said “I hate war and I hate racism. And I hope you all leave full of love and happiness” I was 👌 this close to crying. During B.A.B.Y, I couldn’t sing along too well bc if I did, I would’ve started crying. I know there’s supposed to be 2 encores but the house lights came on after B.A.B.Y which is why people started to leave unless they had perks.

I only had photo op so it took a while for people with high touch to go through. Rosemont’s staff was very rude and disrespectful to fans and it was a “clean photo” so fans in Chicago didn’t get to do the same things as fans in Atlanta (which I am hella bitter about) But I stood in front of Himchan and Yongguk although I got to say Hi to Daehyun as well. (I was extremely nervous and probably made myself look like an idiot tbh)
Himchan (who is also surprisingly very tall) honestly looked very tired ;; but his hands were on my lower back / hips the entire time and when I realized that I died a little inside. After the photo op, I looked back again and said Hello (I was gonna ask Yongguk for a hug but the staff was So Rude™) and he smiled at me and did a bow-thingy.
His smile is so beautiful and it makes me feel safe??? idk I was in so much shock, I’ve waited like? 6 years for this. It’s unbelievable idk what to live for any more honestly. My friend stood in front of Zelo and he said “I love you” without any provoking to do so. She was hyperventilating on the way out 😂

my memory is almost non existent at this point I’m still hella sensitive abt it (ive cried at least 10 times since Thursday)

but consider this

another stormtrooper defects and he/she and Finn becoming bffs 4 lyfe because they get each others first order inside jokes (STORMTROOPERS HAVE A SECRET SUBCULTURE FIGHT ME) and they are confused about the same weird cultural things they don’t understand- like unlimited access to food and being allowed to sleep whenever you want. And Finn and New-BFF sometimes retreat to old behaviors and call each other by their old # designations especially when training together bc they dont understand how these people maintain focus with no standardizing order (freedom is great and first order is evil and awful but OLD HABITS DIE HARD AND SOMETIMES SOMETHING FAMILIAR IS NICE FIGHT ME IN THE PIT). obviously theyre both happy to be free but its still nice to know someone who gets you so they are bffs traitors 4 lyfe

AND ALSO CONSIDER Jealous Poe jealous that His Finn has a new best friend and is Terrible at hiding said Jealousy and everyone knows he is a pining brooding mess who will never have the balls to make a move!! But New-BFF is observant and Hardcore Commited to Finns happiness bc Finn is his/her TRAITOR BFF 4 LYFE so New-BFF casually drops the bomb on Poe that hey Finn is in love with you and plays all dumb as if he/she didnt know youre not supposed to reveal these things

and then new-bff has to go make other friends bc Finn is busy making out with Poe all the time now

The Fire in the Whiskey

hello! could i possibly request a post-war draco imagine as well? it doesn’t have to be nearly as long as the last one, but maybe one where the reader and draco weren’t the best of friends in hogwarts bc she was friends the golden trio and was considered a bloodtraitor and whatnot, but then they reconnect afterwards? i’m sorry if this is too much to ask… i’m a huge fan of your writing! :)

I suppose it is important to fill you in. 

Draco Malfoy, notorious ex-Death Eater, Prince of the Snakes, murderer of all that is good..

was in love.

I know, I know. It is quite hard to wrap your head around. Don’t worry, it took me a while, as well. Point is, he could not get his mind off of one, very important lass.

Y/n L/n. 

Does that name ring a bell? 
Of course not. I forgot, you’re a muggle.

Anyway, allow me to set the stage.
It was right after the war. The Malfoy name was tarnished for all eternity..
or so the Prophet thought. Turns out, the sole heir to the fortune thought it fit to continue the line. He studied and read like a madman. Granger, herself, could not battle the wits of the infamous wizard. He was found devouring a scroll every second of the day, studying and learning the tricks of the trade. He had vowed to himself to become the Minister of Magic. 
Get all your laughs out now.
Alright, back to the story.
I understand it seems like an unfair fight, but the man had his fair share of ambition. He was a bloody Slytherin, after all! As if he’d give up on a challenge. Noon and night, he would learn about the old Ministers, and practice their election techniques. 
However, the young man soon realized he could not fight this alone. He needed to have representation. He couldn’t just waltz up to the Ministry and demand their highest chair! No, he needed the help of Y/n L/n. He had seen her around school a few times. If she wasn’t always parading around with those sodding Gryffindors, he would have even admitted to having a microscopic fancying for the witch. 
I said microscopic.
However, he might have called her a certain m word once..or twice..and lost any capability for friendship. After mustering up all the courage in him, he flooed into her office building, taking a deep breath. With a shaking, pale hand running through his hair, he marched up to the front desk, alerting the secretary. 

‘I don’t believe you have an appointment, Malfoy.’

He rolled his eyes. ‘Dear God, did I insult every person at Hogwarts?’ He cleared his throat, shooting a wicked smile. ‘I am here to speak with Ms. L/n.’ The secretary smirked, ready to shoot a long monologue on his failures when a black silhouette appeared at the corner of the lobby. ‘Malfoy? What in God’s name are you doing in my offices?’ His eyes sprung towards her, the icy spectrums dancing over her figure. ‘Dammit, Draco! Focus!’
After much persuasion, he got her to listen to him, and in a much more private setting. He explained his plans to become the Minister, which only caused Y/n to laugh. ‘You? Minister of Magic? Please! I doubt you’d get a job at the Leaky Cauldron! However, you have peaked my interests.’ He listened closely, examining her smug features. ‘You obviously want this, otherwise you wouldn’t seek my help. My only question is, why should I?’ He swallowed. It all came down to this. ‘You are the best campaign manager in all of the Wizengamot. You helped Theodore Nott become a member of the board!’ She smiled, thinking of all the mishaps that occurred with his trials. ‘Besides, I thought you might like a challenge.’

The first step towards his campaign were mending the broken bones. Before he announced his running, he wrote a letter, accessorized with calligraphy, to every single witch and wizard he ever disgraced. 

Well, Y/n had a team work on them.

The second step was to promote his promising points. Y/n laid onto the fact that there hasn’t been a Slytherin Minister since Merlin’s time. 

All in all, his campaign was turning into a success.

There was a problem. And this time, I wouldn’t call it microscopic.

Draco and Y/n had spent hours together, working and finalizing his speeches and promises. He hadn’t realized that the hours he spent thinking of her when he was sixteen would come back to haunt him. He noticed that she wiggled her brows when she read, or that her eyes would squint in concentration. He also happened to notice how good she looked in a pencil skirt, 
but that was off topic. 
The only issue about their relationship came down to three matters.

1)            She was his campaign manager. The scandal would ruin everything.

2)            She was a Gryffindor. His family would be furious.

3)            Harry and friends had already spoken extremely poorly of him to her.

The chance of her reciprocating those feelings were as small as a snitch. And, in this case, Potter always won.

It was forty two degrees outside, and Y/n was freezing her arse off. Her favorite trio had asked her to dinner for Friday night, since they hadn’t gotten together in four weeks. Y/n had been too busy working with Draco, that time had slipped away. She ran into Three Broomsticks, shaking off her scarf. Hermione waved her hand in the air, calling her to their table. ‘Y/n! Dear, we haven’t seen your pretty face in ages!’ She slid into the booth, nuzzling next to Harry, who sat across from the newly weds. ‘Where’s Gin?’ Hermione smirked, shaking her head at her butterbeer glass. Even though Ginny was a friend of their’s, and technically Harry’s girlfriend, she still would never be as close as Y/n was to the three of them. They began talking, discussing unimportant news, until Ron decided enough was enough. ‘Y/n-’ ‘Not now, Ron.’ Hermione glared at her husband, warning him to pipe down. ‘No, ‘Mione, I want answers. Why have you been so busy? Even with your highest paying clients, you have time for us. So, what is it?’ Y/n rolled her eyes, wishing for Hermione to take over. ‘Y/n is running Malfoy’s campaign.’ With those five, small words, Ron spit out his drink, his hair blending in with his face. ‘ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS?’ Harry began chortling at Ron’s bewilderment. ‘YOU ARE HELPING DRACO SODDING MALFOY? ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT IN THE BAT’S ARSE ARE YOU THINKING?’ Before Ronald could continue his motherly rant, Hermione laid his head on her shoulder, whispering for him to calm down. ‘Ron, it is just a job. Nothing more, nothing less.’ He nodded, steadying his breath a bit. Now, I suppose I should explain that Draco did not continue to see this as just a job. In fact, that night was the last time the four would be together as a whole. There were five more months left to the campaign, and the nights Y/n spent in Draco’s study did not help his feelings. Every hour they spent was another hour away from him confessing his attraction. By the end of December, his hunger couldn’t be relinquished. He needed to tell her. 
It was December 31st. The new Minister would be announced at 12:50pm, precisely, to enter the new year with a new regime. Y/n had gotten her team and Draco to a small pub on the outskirts of London. The crew were all cheering and laughing, ready for the the last ten minutes of December. Draco had received many kind smiles, mostly because of Y/n sitting next to him. Being a gentlemen, he ordered them both a hot chocolate. Y/n smirked, canceling his request. ‘German firewhiskey, please.’ He raised his brows, smiling at her choice. They began shooting sips down their throats, the warm feeling pooling in their stomachs. Well, Draco always had a warm feeling around her. 
It was 12:48. The channel was tuned onto the Wizengamot, all of the wizarding world on the edge of their seats. Draco gulped, turning to his manager. ‘Y/n, I want to say something. I get that you really only talked to me because I hired you, but..but…’ She bit her lip, blushing as he struggled to express himself. He opened his mouth to respond, until the telly filled in his words. 

‘Wizards and witches. It has been a long year, but I am ready to announce to you our newest leader. Please give a warm congratulations, wherever you are, to our youngest wizard in Wizengamot history, 

Minister Malfoy!’ 

The pub cheered, patting Draco on the back. He laughed, leaping across his barstool to embrace Y/n. She wrapped her arms around him, tugging at his jacket to somehow bring him closer. In the heat of the moment, Draco let go of her, smacking his lips onto hers’. He smiled into it, leaning his entire body towards her, his eyes squinted with joy. After a few seconds of realizing that her lips weren’t moving, he slowly pulled away, biting the brim of his mouth. ‘I-I-I-I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-God, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have done that. I’m sorry.’ He shook his head, frowning, and stood up. He turned away from her, his eyes glassy from pain. She pulled his elbow and spun him around. ‘Congratulations, Minister Malfoy.’ She pulled his head downward, while she stood on her tippy toe. The two kissed, surrounded by the bustling bar, but couldn’t hear anything but each other’s breath. Once they pulled apart, Draco smiled down at her, a tear of joy cascading down his cheek. He lifted her in the air, giggling like a school boy. She couldn’t be sure if it was the fire whiskey, or the occasion, but I assure you; this would not be the last time they kissed.