you know youre a gleek

So Desi and I have three plausible, logical theories about these "spoilers"

1. Blaine becomes Dave’s new bestie/mentor. Dave misinterprets Blaine’s affection and Blaine, being Blaine…is completely clueless.

Remember during Tested (5X16) when Blaine said:

“It all started when you came to Dalton to get away from Karofsky. I wanted to help you through that"  Kurt replied "And you did”.  And then Blaine says “And I LOVED the way that felt. I loved it. I loved being able to protect you."  LINK

But now Kurt doesn’t need Blaine to protect him anymore.  He’s strong, independent and can take care of himself.  Perhaps Dave comes back into the picture and he DOES need help.  Whether it’s dealing with his sexuality, or how to attract someone, whatever.  Blaine loves being needed - he loves helping so naturally he’s the one who agrees to help Dave out.  Along the way, however, Blaine is being too kind, too touchy feely because that’s just the way he is and Dave either misinterprets OR he honestly believes he has fallen in love with Blaine.  It will probably take Kurt to be the one to alert Blaine to this fact and straighten the whole situation out.  This could easily be drawn out for 4 episodes.

2. Kurt has pre-wedding jitters and/or cold feet (it’s common) - he’s overwhelmed with all the wedding planning and literally has a nightmare.  Who else in his life has hurt him to the point of nightmares that he will probably deal with for the rest of his life - regardless of the good place that Kurt and Dave were left in.  Dave bullied him relentlessly, he forced himself upon him, and threatened his life.  That is the last person on the planet that he could imagine Blaine cheating on him with therefore the perfect person for him to have a nightmare about.

The spoilers do not say the “love interest” lasts 4 episodes – it just says that Max is back for 4 episodes.  The “love interest” angle doesn’t necessarily have to last that long for Max to have a four episode arc.  He could be back in any capacity and this “love interest” could literally be a 30 second scene.  Remember Blaine & Brit in bed?  That was about a 4 second scene but promoted in the teaser and talked about by the media as “trouble for Klaine??!”

3. Literally since the finale of S5, the promotion of Klaine has been insane by Fox and Glee.  They have promoted Klaine more than they have in 3 years.

Some examples:

“We’ll always love the beautiful story of Kurt and Blaine. Tell us, what’s your favorite Klaine moment?”

#youknowyoureagleekwhen…shipping #Klaine is a full time job. #glee

“You know you’re a Gleek when…shipping Klaine is everything”

“When your shooting star catches you before you fall”. #glee (photo of Klaine from YMMFSY)

“It’s the #FirstDayofSummer! How are you celebrating?” #glee (pic from GTGYIML)

“Retweet if all of you loves all of #Klaine “❤

They wouldn’t be doing all of this, to just break them up again immediately, at the beginning of the season. All of these rumors could possibly be a diversionary tactic, while they set up something bigger, regarding Klaine.  ie: the wedding? 

A three day shoot at Dalton.  The Vivian Westwood suits for Kurt. Darren is the first one in the studio recording.  We’re not saying it IS, but it could be…

Regarding the spoiler that claims it will only be a six month time jump, it makes even LESS sense given how they left Klaine at the end of S5.  We are to believe that within six months, Kurt and Blaine…

“I will never, ever, EVER cheat on you again”

“All I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you”

“I choose to trust and to love you through everything”

“He’s the love of my life, and nothing and no one is gonna come between us”

“There’s nothing I’m more passionate about than my fiancé”

…called off the engagement/have broken up, both moved to Ohio, are teaching Glee clubs at separate schools, and Blaine is now dating Kurt’s former bully, Dave Karofsky.  On what planet? 

We are just as skeptical as the next person, after all…it’s Glee. But nothing about these spoilers make any sense.

Bottom line is that these "spoilers” are causing buzz, causing the media to run with it, getting people talking about Glee again.  Whether it’s the truth or not, they don’t care.  And we’ve got a long way to go before 6X01. 

Good luck to you all.