you know you've done it before

college gothic
  • someone in your class mentions communism. they speak about it at length. you are in biology class.
  • you text your mother. she does not respond for 3 days. you text her again and then realize that it has only been 2 hours since your first text.
  • freshmen travel in packs. what are they afraid of.
  • your class is in room 153. the numbers start at 201. you cannot find the first floor.
  • someone is talking about communism. it is not the same person as last time. this is an english class.
  • your transcript says you have an A in philosophy 3310. you do not remember taking this class. what did you learn? what did you do?
  • you meet your elevator buddy. you do not speak. you never do. you ride in silence. one day, they are not there. you miss them.
  • your advisor refers you to the registrar. the registrar refers you to admissions. admissions refers you to both the registrar and your advisor. you have spoken to two people who do not exist and one who has been dead for ten years.
  • the boy who sits next to you wears the same clothes everyday. you think this is strange but when you mention it, he tells you that this is the first time he has worn this outfit. you realize that you have lived this day before.
  • you pass someone sleeping in the quad. he has always been there. stop looking at him.
  • someone answers, “communism.” it is not someone who has been previously mentioned. the question was, “what is an example of the art of ancient greece?”
  • you have a doppelganger on campus. you have never met them. they know all of your friends.
  • the seniors speak only to professors. their eyes are dead. they have given up the safety of the pack long ago.
  • the professor is talking about STD’s. your math class is very strange.
  • the powerpoint is in comic sans. you suspect that your economics professor is an extraterrestrial being after all.
  • “communism,” the man serving you lunch insists. wearily you nod. that’s what everyone says.

anonymous asked:

hey yo i don't know if you've done something like this before but can you recommend fantasy books that aren't racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, or anything like that because rn i am in need of something Not Shitty™ to read please and thank :))))

yes of course!!! i hope this is helpful :))

  • six of crows by leigh bardugo
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smarticleparticle  asked:

Do you have any tips for first time animators? Or any tutorials you've done before?

 I guess for starters, every aspiring animator has to know the 12 Principles of Animation. That has everything you need to know.

once you’ve studied that by heart (and you should), one tip i can tell you is to never bother yourself with details of a character once you animate. that comes last. always focus on the movement of your animation first, so start out with sketching the basic shapes of the character. once you’ve got the movement down you can focus on those details.

people think its just making an illustration frame by frame but if you make a whole detailed drawing on one frame without planning it beforehand then You’re Gonna Have a Hard Time. also you’d probably give up after 3 frames.

For tutorials ive done before…im not sure if i can say these are tutorials but these are some asks i’ve gotten asking for tips! 

Poses

Lining up the face and hair on a character

Giving your illustration a sense of depth

Choosing colors

and if this is any help for you, here’s a quick video showing the process of my short animated grad film

I hope I was of any help to you! good luck!

anonymous asked:

Hello i am in need of pain and i know you've done fic recs before, but if it sounds fun, maybe you could do a top ten angstiest tim fics? Don't feel like u have to!

Yeah sure! In no real order

Fanfiction

Instinct by Final Arc is probably the angstiest one I have in my FF favorites but this author has done amazing work with other Bats

AO3

Fracture by wintersnight is still one of my favorites, it continues after Red Robin and shows how broken Tim had become and the batfam finally noticing. Warning for JayDick, JayTimDick which is not a central part of the story and easy to skip if you just want the pleasure of the story

No Home for Dead Birds also by wintersnight is an even angstier AU of Fracture in which Tim really is lost and no one notices until it’s too late. I cried. Warning: pretty heavy DickTim which you can also ignore for sheer angst.

Shutterbye by katiesparks and Life Lessons by Fire Dancer are favorite just because it really highlights Tim’s personality but also sad because of the loneliness and neglect of his childhood.

A Reason to Celebrate by keeptogethernow and Nothing is New by Tabithian and Forgetful Good Intentions by infectedscrew cover the same terrible idea of the batfam forgetting Tim’s birthday and Tim is just sadly accepting

Replace the Need with Love by Aviatricks is another favorite that’s a 5+1 story but really gets into Tim’s insecurities on his place in the batfam and gosh I love it

Home by Red_Dead and The Hurting by robinfan2 both get into the heartwrenching idea of Tim getting treated cruelly and ignored by Bruce following Dami’s death

heartslogos… owns my ass as far as Timothy Drake is concerned. Her writing is just amazing, go read all of her works. Particularly angsty ones are:  The Conjugation of Timothy Drake, Tim is a mess

Things Left Unsaid (For Good Reason), Tim doesn’t talk much

Cuckoo, Knives, The Whole World Blind, This one is messed up man

Think of the Cold, Tim is always feeling cold

Our Silences Were so Weighted, sequel to ^

Shutter Bug, Tim has a stutter, people notice

The Moment has Passed, Tim gets a hug, it doesn’t end well

I Knew You at a Glance, I Lost You at a Look, Damian reflects on the brother he hardly knew

Awful Child, This one messed me up. Tim perspective of himself.

Meant to Be by protagonistically (the_protagonist), Tim takes a bullet for Bruce

Slipcast by archerkink (runawaygirl) Cass helps Tim out of a funk

You Are my Shooting star by Souliebird, Tim feels unwanted and leaves

Of Milkshakes and Marathons and Weighing Ones Worth by RascalJoy (DarkQuill) Tim is very depressed and his brothers help (WOW for suicide attempt)

Let’s Make Believe That Everything is Alright and To Be a Good Child by keeptogethernow, Tim pretends

Phew well that took awhile, enjoy angsty Tim! and hmu with any other reccs!

anonymous asked:

HI before you update your mods folder i'd love your fave tops?? like updated faves cause i know you've done one of these before :) tysm and have a great day ❤

of course! here ya go and have a nice day too! :-)

1. cropped turtleneck recolours by complicite
2. goldie shirt by slyd
3. simple lace top by sweetformysims
4. asos shirt by elliesimple
5. half sleeve turtle neck by rusty

~ this was the final fave post! this was hella fun and i hope they’re of some use to you all. no more fave posts for now! ~

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've done this before but may I ask for a hc list for Damian with a really cuddly and smol reader pretty please! ("hey where s/o?")(*damian moves cape to reveal reader attached to him*)

Hi!! I’ve definitely never done this before so I hope this is alright! I live for this to be quite honest!! Thank you for sending in your request! Do enjoy!!

  • You know for sure Damian’s just going to be a tad bit smug about it - the fact that you are shorter than him. He will tease you just to get a rise out of you because the two of you are most likely already at that point in your relationship where you know he’s just doing it to spite you and not because Damian actually really means it.
  • His brothers like to tease you too – sometimes just to see Damian mad and of course, you being his girlfriend has to save his brothers from getting killed by Damian because he doesn’t like it if his brothers tease you because he’s the only one allowed to tease you about your height. That aside, you know Damian and his brothers will stop teasing you if you are extremely upset or uncomfortable over it. But so far, you’ve taken it all in stride just because.
  • Damian enjoys cuddling with you!! It’s super adorable to everyone who happens to see the two of you together because Damian would always want to hold you in his arms or wants to at least be holding you close so you tend to fall asleep on top of him. You are always the little spoon though of course Damian will indulge you and let you be the big spoon occasionally.
  • To be honest, you find Damian very hot – temperature wise – so cuddling with him on a rainy night or cold day is always the best. You fit in his arms perfectly too and not to mention, Damian always smell nice!!
  • There are times when you have to assure Damian that you’re absolutely fine and can take care of yourself. “After all, I do have a black belt in Judo and Hapkido!” You always reassure him. Sometimes you being small is a really good thing.
  • Damian likes to tease you too. Sometimes you will find your favourite cereal on the very top of the shelf and he finds it amusing! If anyone outside of your family circle and his family circle ever teases you about your height, Damian will get super pissed. He will not hesitate to fight anyone who upsets you because of your height
  • His favourite nicknames for you are very little (see what I did there) because he isn’t that big on using nicknames. Though rest assured, if it’s just within the manor or within family members, he normally calls you his little fox or little kitten or his tiny beloved. Sometimes Damian would just throw you over his shoulders because why not?
  • You enjoy using Damian as your human shield especially when you don’t want to face anyone or even face the reporters that may occasionally find the two of you. Because of you being petite, Damian always jokes that you are fun-sized or pocket-sized and that he will try his hardest to hide you.
  • “Hey where did Y/N run off to?” – you didn’t, you just simply become Damian’s shadow. His brothers’ nickname for you is probably the little shadow because of this. The two of you are just super-duper adorable together!!!

anonymous asked:

Hey, I don't know if you've done this before but can you do headcannons for being a woman and dateing wonder woman?

  • She would do anything to protect you
  • Super overprotective when it comes to you.  She’s seen exactly how bad people can get
  • You ask her to tell you about her home all the time
  • You also like teaching her about man’s world
  • Sometimes you get insecure because when you think about it she grew up surrounded by amazing women
  • Diana constantly tells you that you’re the most beautiful women she’s ever seen
  • Diana not understanding why people don’t support your relationship
  • And not understanding why people are homophobes
  • “Women date women where I’m from, catch up”
  • PDA all day everyday.  She’s not afraid to show you off
  • Always telling you and showing you how much she loves
  • Natasha: There's a price on my head in three different countries, and I'm fairly certain a fatwa was issued!
  • Tony: You are so vain, man. Boom, there, fansite nuked, but when you get back, we gonna have us a serious conversation about the difference between caution and paranoia.
  • Natasha: When you've done the things I've done, there's no such thing as paranoia.

anonymous asked:

Can I request a fluffy mini scenario of the captains + Tendou and Asahi with their gf on their period? I don't know if you've done ones like this before, but I thought that I could at least ask. Love you guys! Keep up the great work! ( ・∇・)

Hehe, this is super cute and A+++ character spread. This was fun to write
~Admins Emma and Alyx w/ Helper Quinn


Daichi: He is 100% On It™ and is ready at the drop of a hat for anything you need. He wouldn’t be caught dead saying stuff like “it can’t be that bad” or anything of the sort–he knows he can’t (and shouldn’t) relate. He has your favorite snacks, a heating pad and other supplies, a favorite movie and comfy clothes on stand-by. He does give amazing tummy rubs and back rubs, plus he is a top-tier cuddle partner. Couldn’t ask for much better, to be honest.

Oikawa: Junk food. All of the junk food. You name it, he’s bought it for you. He makes damn sure you won’t want for anything. Honestly, though, you hardly need all the sugar with how sweet he’s being! He also has some top-tier shitty movies queued up on Netflix for the two of you to watch while you cuddle and binge on sweets (he bought them for you, but his sweet tooth is insatiable, so he definitely ‘helps’).

Kuroo: Not only is he prepared with everything you need but he’s ready sometimes days before you even realize it. Math is a beautiful thing after all and our crafty guy has kept track of those days when you were feeling the worst of it. He knows when that time is coming and he’s got all the essentials. Once you’ve been provided with your snacks and pain killers, his lap is where you end up next. Where you’ll be curled up and held until you forget what pain even is.

Bokuto: Who knows what to do for you? Bokuto knows! It took a little time but he took a page out of Kuroo’s book and actually read up on this sort of thing. He’s outraged knowing that you have to deal with this every single month. What sort of madness is this? Nevertheless he’s there when you need him and will happily spoon feed you ice cream after wrapping you up like a burrito. Just make sure when you’re feeling better you tell him how great he was, he likes knowing he’s done a good job.

Ushijima: Poor child, he tries, but he’s so confused. Do you need medical attention? Are you OK? You aren’t going to hit him, are you? He does have some supplies on hand (or he’s more than willing to go get some at the store, he doesn’t care) and will make sure you’re hydrated and fed and taken care of. In the end, all he can do is hold you and try his best, but really, his snuggles are pretty rad, and he’s more than willing to do anything you ask of him, so it’s pretty alright, all things considered.

Asahi: Sweet angel hates seeing you in pain at all. He gets mountains of snacks and supplies (he gets a bit flustered with the looks he gets when he’s in the feminine hygiene section, but he pulls through just fine) and settles in for a movie marathon. He likes to hold you anyway, and if you seem to relax a bit more when he cuddles you, then even better. He wishes he could do more for you, but he knows it’s temporary, and with monthly practice, he sort of becomes a pro at making you feel better.

Tendou: They say laughter is the best medicine, right? So maybe that logic doesn’t 100% hold true with cramps, but Tendou’s absurd anime marathon he’s prepared for you definitely gets points for distracting you from the pain (honestly, where does he even find this stuff?). He’s also super attentive, and once he’s been with you for a while he often knows what you need before you can even tell him. Heating pad? Check. Chocolate? Check. You name it, he has it covered.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I know you're a busy toaster so this is to be chewed over at your leisure, obviously, but would you ever consider doing anything with if the rest of the paladins found out that Shiro tried to get Allura and Coran to agree to kill him in With Every Broken Bone? Because I can't see any single one of them taking that shit well -at all-. (Sorry if you've been asked this/have done this before and I missed it! Disregard this, then.)

This has not been asked, so enjoy!!


Shiro rested his cheek on his palm, watching the scanner run over his Galra arm with detached, vague interest.

This, at least, didn’t bother him.  No one was rooting through his arm or pulling out any kind of equipment for messing with the mechanics.  At least, not yet.

On screen, a model of his arm started to appear, shifting with the slight movements of Shiro’s fingers.  Real time, it seemed.  Shiro started to move his fingers, making a fist and then counting up, just to watch the wireframe version on the monitor match it half a second later.

Pidge’s hand came down and rapped him on the knuckles, not hard enough to hurt but certainly enough to startle.  The wire model version jolted and hazed, then steadied.

“Quit that,” Pidge told him, pointing a screwdriver at him threateningly.  “You’re messing with my data.”

Biting back a smile, Shiro straightened professionally.  “I apologize,” he intoned, just shy of being full on dramatic.

On his other side, Hunk chuckled.  “You should be scared, not sorry.  Getting between a Pidge and her data?  You’ll be bulldozed.”

“I can be both,” Shiro replied, shrugging.  “At the risk of causing more trouble, can I ask how long this is going to take?”

“No,” Pidge shot back, turning back to her screen.

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anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've done it before but do you happen to know any myths about asexuals ?

Wow, it’s such an interesting question!

The thing is, myths have usually a simple narration. They don’t delve into the psychological details. There are a lot of myths with celibate heroes. Are they asexual? I can’t remember seeing a character when we can be sure. But it’s very easy to see.

So, I will try and tell a few myth characters who are celibate and could very well be asexual.

In Greek Myth:

  • Hestia, goddess of the hearth, is very much celibate. No romance is known for her, no sexual encounter (which is quite rare for Greek Gods). She’s known for being the sister of some of the most important gods, and for her cult
  • There are two other Greek goddesses known for refusing men’s company and being eternally virgins: Artemis and Athena. Of course, the concept of “virginity” being what it is, some people would argue they were actually lesbians. 
  • For Athena, she could have been in love with Pallas, a young nymph she accidentally killed. But friendship, or romantic asexual love works too.
  • Artemis is well-known for having a lot of nymph friends and expecting total chastity from them. She also seems rather sex-repulsed. Here again, it doesn’t preclude romantic asexual lesbian relationship.
  • @lifeisyetfair noticed that Hippolytus, Theseus’s son, refused relationships with women and was devout to Artemis. So it’s not only a goddess thing. :-)

It gets more complicated with religions - and the associated myths - which value celibacy a lot. A lots of mythical saints are totally celibate, but when nothing is told about potential temptations, it doesn’t say whether they were actually asexual or just very devoted.

  • Here is an article (in French, I don’t know if you read French) about some saints who married but did not consummate their marriage (with the wife consenting, or even being very much in favor)
  • And of course there is Jesus. Not everyone will agree about it, but I mean, it’s a really plausible interpretation.
  • The Buddhism has similar positivity towards celibacy, and a lot of celibate heroes and divinities. One of my favorite is Kuan-Yin, goddess of compassion.

Another type of myth where I read asexuality and aromanticism very easily is the one of the girl who doesn’t want to marry. She’s expected to, but refuses, and it’s not a story about her changing her mind.

  • One of my favorites is the origin story of the Iuvet people (in French again, sorry). A girl is abandoned by her father because she refuses to marry. She’s expected to die, but she survives, thinking she’s a bad girl. She travels, and manages to create humans, and a village without ever bearing children, only with magic. At the end, she takes revenge on her father, and the story insists that what she created was actually good.
  • Sedna, the Inuit goddess of the sea, was a human woman once, and one of these girl who didn’t want to marry. In some stories, she’s seduced by a spirit, but in most of them, it’s a forced marriage by her father. Anyway, she escapes him, but as he tries to stop her she falls into the cold ocean, and her father cuts her hands. She becomes a lone and powerful goddess. (Some legends give her a girlfriend, but I think they’re modern ones)
  • In some versions of the myth, Mulan is one of those girls and actually refuses the emperor’s son (and not for another man).

But I hope I’m wrong. Does someone know myths that more explicitly express asexuality?

fiercefray  asked:

You've probably answered something like this before, but I'll ask just in case. When do you know if you've done enough research? I have this idea for a story that involves girls from different religions and cultures but I'm so freaked out at the idea of screwing it up and saying something wrong about a culture or stereotyping that I feel any research I do isn't enough. I follow blogs that look at this topic and it makes me feel like nothing I could write would be right. Any advice?

Hey there!

Honestly, I don’t think that there’s any way to do “enough” research. Even the people who have lived surrounded by the culture their entire lives may not consider themselves experts. 

But don’t despair! 

Personally, I think that there are three major things to keep in mind that will help you out tremendously. 

First, you don’t have to have every single detail. It’s okay to focus on a couple aspects of the culture, and leave others a bit more vague. If you try and include every single aspect of the culture or religion into your book, it’s not going to be a novel. Pick the most important aspects of the culture that relate to your book, and focus more on those. 

Second, talk to people from that culture. Don’t be afraid of people getting offended. Most people, especially those from minorities and non-mainstream religions would be more than happy to explain their experiences and unique life views to you. We all want to be accurately portrayed, and most of us are happy to answer a few questions to those who want to know. Most would be happy to listen to a scenario you have in your story and give a most likely response that coincides to their culture or religion. 

Three, and very important, write it respectfully. There are many things about other cultures that we don’t understand, and it’s very easy to take something small and make it into a joke or give it a negative spin. It’s a lot like trying to speak a foreign language in the native country; most people are happier to see somebody try because it shows respect for the people. 

And when you don’t know something, research it. Take what you know, write it, and research the parts you don’t know. Have fun with it!

Hope this helps! Let us know if you have any more questions!

-Dianne

anonymous asked:

hi! I'm not sure if you've done something similar to this scenario before but could I request rfa + saeran with mc who's really into art and music? like could talk about it for hours and goes to galleries and concerts all the time? ps I love your blog :>> thanks!

You’re the sweetest oh my goodness thank you so much for your kindness!! I’m not really that knowledgeable with art or music but this was still a lot of fun to write! Let me know if there’s any way I can improve it but I still hope that you enjoy!! :)


Yoosung

  • Yoosung adores the fact that you’re passionate about art and music
  • It’s like he sees his own love for LOLOL in you whenever you talk about art and music, and he absolutely loves that
  • He’s doesn’t have the greatest knowledge about art and music, in fact he’s pretty clueless, but Yoosung is definitely willing to learn more from you
  • After seeing your love for art, Yoosung decides to take you to an art gallery for your first date together and this boy tries to prepare himself
  • But Yoosung is completely lost on what any of the art means and gets embarrassed when you see him looking clueless
  • You take Yoosung’s hand into your own and explain the art pieces to him, relieving this poor boy
  • Yoosung starts to develop his own love for art thanks to you, even painting you a picture of your favorite art piece for your birthday

Zen

  • Zen was literally shaking from excitement when he heard about your passion for art and music
  • Never in his life had Zen found someone with such happiness when it came to two of his favorite things
  • He loves to play the piano for you and watch your eyes fill with happiness
  • Not just because Zen was showing off, he partly was, but seeing you so happy when it came to music made Zen’s heart sing with joy
  • You always get front row seats to all of Zen’s musicals and even the rest of the cast can see your love for music
  • For your anniversary, Zen takes you to a concert of your favorite musical artist, the two of you smiling the entire time
  • Zen had to constantly remind himself that he’s not dreaming when he found you and loved the fact that your passion for art and music is just as large as his own

Jaehee

  • Jaehee is excited when she hears that your obsessed with art and music
  • Of course the first type of music she makes you listen to are songs from Zen’s musicals while she explains to you how Zen’s music is true art
  • But Jaehee is also totally willing to listen to your type of music and finds out that she really enjoys studying art with you as well
  • She loves visiting art galleries with you and her favorite thing in the world is the look of happiness in your eyes as you look at a piece of art
  • Jaehee also loves taking you to concerts of your favorite musicians although she makes you promise to go to Zen’s musicals at another time
  • She even gets so into music with you that the two of you have friendly debates about each of yours music preferences
  • Jaehee is honestly so happy that you got her into art and music, it’s a good way for her to unwind after a long day of work appreciating something with the girl who she loves

Jumin

  • Jumin is intrigued by your love for art and music
  • He was forced to learn all about proper art and music when he was younger so he’s a bit confused at first as to why you’re such a fan
  • But the first time Jumin sees your eyes light up when you view a piece of art makes his heart race
  • Jumin takes a mental photo of how happy you looked when looking at the art and decides that he wants to share your passion
  • The first time you take him to an art gallery, Jumin’s not that impressed since V’s taken him to plenty in the past
  • But again, the look of utter happiness on your face makes Jumin himself happy
  • And from that point on, any piece of art that you see and like Jumin will immediately buy it for you because he’s Jumin Han what else do you expect?
  • He loves having long conversations about art and music with you and enjoys telling you his own input as well
  • Jumin is happy that you have a passion for art and music, he’s always happy to discuss them with you plus it’s something that the two of you can bond over, making Jumin extremely happy

Seven

  • Seven is interested in your obsession with art and music
  • He’s never really understood art or its meaning and finds music just something that he can use for background noise
  • But whenever Seven sees your love for art and music, he decides to try and hopefully build a closer relationship with you
  • The first time you took Seven to an art gallery, he was bored out of his mind and was still confused by the art even after your explanations
  • When you took him to a concert, that was more fun to him since he would find the musicians soothing, no matter what type of music they played
  • He’s gotten a lot better when it comes to you wanting to talk for hours about art and music, Seven use to fall asleep within the first few minutes of the conversation, but he’s improved greatly
  • Seven makes it his new mission to love art and music as much as you do since the happiness in your eyes when you talk about art and music is something that Seven wants to cherish for forever

V

  • V’s finally done it
  • He’s found his soulmate when he meets you
  • Never in his life had V met someone who shares such a passion for art and music as you
  • The two of you will literally spend all day just talking about art like the other RFA members have to call you two to make sure that you’re both still alive since neither one of you go on the messenger and just chat to each other instead
  • V absolutely loves taking you to galleries, the two of you will spend hours there just appreciating the art and holding hands
  • He also dedicates his own newest gallery opening in honor of you and has a private look at the gallery with just the two of you
  • Since his eye sight is still poor, V enjoys listening to all different types of music with you while cuddling on the couch
  • Plus the two of you go to concerts basically every other night since V has connections from other artists
  • V never imagined that he’d find such happiness in his life until he met you, the two of yours passion for art and music is what makes your binds together inseparable

Unknown

  • Saeran was honestly so lost as to why you were so into art and music
  • He just didn’t get the appeal and why you were crazy in love with art and music
  • One day you convinced Saeran to go out in a date with you to a gallery, to which he annoyingly agreed to
  • The moment he saw your eyes light up at the gallery made Saeran realize that if something like art made you truly happy, then he’d start trying to appreciate it more for your sake
  • Over time, Saeran started to find his own love for art and music, it even became somewhat therapeutic for him when you and him talked for hours about art and music
  • He loves taking you to concerts and you’ve even caught him smiling a few times when you weren’t looking
  • Saeran is truly happy that he’s found something for you and him to bond over, though of course he’d never admit it out loud
INTP trying to go to bed
  • INTP: alright INTP nice job today, you actually got all your work done and it's only 10pm! time to treat yourself and go to bed and get some extra sleep. we all know you could use it
  • brain: wow look at this cool cat video why don't you watch it
  • INTP: pfft sure it's only a minute why not
  • INTP: okay now that I've watched this cat video let's go to bed
  • brain: no go write a story, you've had that idea for one for a while
  • INTP: hm writing does help me relax before bed
  • INTP: *spends three hours writing* dang that took a while, time to sleep
  • brain: but wait look at these theories of time isn't wikipedia amazing
  • INTP: ok now that i've had an existential crisis let me go to bed
  • INTP: please
  • brain: no
  • INTP: why
  • INTP: it's right there
  • INTP: i can just walk over to it and lay down and close my eyes
  • brain: ughhhuguhgu too much work :/
  • INTP: it's literally two feet away i could be asleep in five minutes
  • brain: oooorrrr...you could watch this hillary clinton remix
  • INTP: please let me sleep
  • brain: the ten hour version

anonymous asked:

Hi! Not sure if you've done something like this before, but may I request Tsukishima, Kuroo and Bokuto finding out about their crush (who seems like a studious nerd type at first) playing a quite violent contact sport, like for example ice hockey, boxing and so on:)

Hi everyone! I’m back from being MIA— again 😑— but long story short I’m getting ready for college so I’m just living from one exam to the other😵 and I’m sure you all know how exhausting that is, my brain feels like a potato😪 But I finally have some time so I got to work and I’ll be posting some requests during the weekend.

Actually I’ve never gotten something like this and I really liked this request, so thank you nonnie, I hope you like it😊

Also I hope life’s been treating you well guys💙


Kuroo Tetsurō

Kuroo’s always been a ‘Don’t judge a book by its cover’ kind of guy, but this is the first time he’s seen it in action. And oh man, it really is action. You have just gave an incredible punch to a girl twice your size with an effortless movement and you look as fresh as the morning.

Your usual calm and focused expression of when you’re reading a book or focusing in a particular difficult problem is long gone. Your eyes are burning more than fire and you look ready to kill. In fact it looks you’re about to do so, ‘cause the girl in front of you is looking at you with a concerned expression.

The adrenaline of the moment burns through your veins and it’s curving your lips into a devious grin, and soon Kuroo is doing just the same.

Yeah, you’re so going to be his girlfriend. Now.


Tsukishima Kei

Really?

Just when he thought you weren’t that awesome and that maybe, just maybe he still had a chance to go back and lock down his feelings into a Pandora box. But no, now you had this too.

This couldn’t be fair. It was enough that he could barely take his eyes off you during class. And now he had to lie to himself trying not to make a big deal of your new discovered ability.

The cold from the Ice ring reaches every bone in Tsukishima’s body and he can see his breath becoming vap when he sighs. You’re advancing towards the goal with such determination that he can feel the intensity radiating from you. You finally dodge the defense and open yourself a path towards an amazing annotation.

Your scream of satisfaction comes muffled from the inside of your helmet.

Tsukishima sighs again.

Great. Now there’s no way he can keep holding himself from asking you on a date.


Bokuto Kōtarō

Let’s be clear; Bokuto doesn’t need any more prove of how amazing you are. He’s been proclaiming all of your charm points during weeks. His teammates are at their limit, and they are ready to tell you about Bokuto’s feelings themselves if he doesn’t confess soon.

His captain is so amazed by your display that Akaashi needs to remind him to close his mouth. He honestly doesn’t know who looks prouder of the point you just scored; if you yourself or his own captain.

“Hell yeah! Way to go, (Y/N)-chan!!”

When you turn to smile and wave at Bokuto he looks ready to combust. His laugh is strong enough to reach the whole field, and his waving could be enough to catch the attention of a helicopter.

“Did you see that?! She waved at me, Akaashi!!”

“I certainly did, Bokuto-san.”

Bokuto’s attention is back on you and on the rugby game, but this time there’s something different in the way he’s looking at you. Actually, one gaze to his captain profile is all Akaashi needs to know that Bokuto’s act of admiring you from afar and keeping quiet is going to be over before than your game.

  • Me: Okay, I should really just get on and write this essay. I've got it all planned out, I just have to write the damn thing.
  • Avoidant part of my brain: Yeah, okay, but how about we do this other thing first. Then we'll get to writing it up. It won't take long.
  • Me: Yeah, okay, I guess it's early enough.
  • Sensible part of my brain: Or you could just do it now and get it over with.
  • Me: It's fine. It's totally fine. I can get to it later.
  • Anxiety: It's kind of not fine, though. Let's freak out a little.
  • Me: Okay, maybe I should do it...
  • Avoidant part of my brain: Orrrrrrr you could do this other thing you've been putting off.
  • Me: Well, that does need to be done, and I do still have a couple of weeks before this essay is due.
  • Sensible part of my brain: Omg, just do the fucking essay already. It'll take you, like, two hours, tops.
  • Me: Two weeks! It's fine.
  • Anxiety: This is definitely not fine.
  • Me: Yeah, okay, maybe doing it would be good.
  • Avoidant part of my brain: You know what you haven't done in a while? Laundry. Do you even have clothes to wear tomorrow?
  • Me: Well, I do need clothes...
  • Sensible part of my brain: Okay, that does need doing, but then straight back onto this essay!
  • Me: It's fine, I'll get to it.
  • Anxiety: That's it! I've had enough! This is an attack! An attack of anxiety!
  • Me: Okay, okay, sheesh! I'll do the damn essay.
  • Avoidant part of my brain: No! Two weeks, remember? Two whole weeks!
  • Me: I'll just do the introduction to shut anxiety up... Hey, this is way easier than I thought it would be...
  • Anxiety: Oh thank god.
  • Me: Why do I feel like I'm about to pass out all of a sudden?
  • Clarisse: You've been played, Luke. It was all a ruse. You don't work with Percy Jackson for three years without knowing what the Funky Cold Medina is.
  • Percy: Aw, hell yeah. [gestures to Clarisse] I asked the guy, "why you so fly?"
  • Clarisse: He said, "funky cold medina."
  • Clarisse and Percy [together]: Funky Cold Medina.
  • Percy: Zero rehearsal.