you know you're from the south when

  • Mickey: I can't believe I forgot my phone...Well, I hope Ian liked his birthday present yesterday.
  • Mickey: Oh he called.
  • [You have 17 new messages]
  • [Message 1]
  • Ian: Hey Mick, thanks for the bazinga t-shirt it's... great. I was just calling because I may need a ride later tonight, Carl can't drive, and I ran Lip's Mazda into a ditch after we watched Fast and Furious Five on Netflix together.
  • Lip: You still owe me for that.
  • Ian: Yeah yeah, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable did you know that? I didn't know that. Well, I do now. But anyway, I'll call you later if we need a pick up from the show alright?
  • Fiona: *grunting*
  • Ian: WOO! Fi you're up! PEACE BABE!
  • [End of Message]
  • Mickey: I am not listening to all of these.
  • [Message 17]
  • Ian: Oh my god is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car!?
  • Debbie: Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!
  • Carl: When are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?
  • Ian: Carl shut up! Mickey, please pick up the phone, we're in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went South, so we decided to make our own but - Oh man, oh man, Pick up your stupid phone! Go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you're doing it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this Mick!
  • Fiona: Truck!
  • The Gallaghers: *screaming*
  • [End of Message]

anonymous asked:

Craig you're still mesmerized by tweek aren't you?

Anonymous asked: Tweek’s eyes are green…

Craig: Erm… Yeah… I guess they are.
Craig: And you guys already know the answer to that by now. I don’t know. Seeing him again prompted me to read back through the old posts I saved. You know, from when we were teenagers and this was his blog.
Craig: I probably shouldn’t do that anymore. Things have gone good so far I can’t fuck this up again. 

[Deleted by Tweek]

The signs as three TSSF self titled lyrics
  • Aries: Calm somehow but rising now// These days I tend to see red// My blood is always hot when it comes to you and I
  • Taurus: Find me, heal me, keep my faith// You set your pace, I'll keep mine too// Attract me, come back to me, I'm waiting on you so patiently
  • Gemini: Toyed with deceit, planted your lies// Split up your mind, do you some harm// You can't say you never fucked with me cause everyone knows
  • Cancer: I hope you feel that heavy gloom when you're all done up in a crowded room// I want it to hit so close to home// Used to dye your denim in my parents bathroom, I can feel your phantom
  • Leo: tell me how your life's played out down south in the sun// Go be who you wanna be// I might lose all my poise
  • Virgo: I'd rather not, I hate the thought, it's such a distaste// That feeling stuck that I offered trust and it left me solo// can't ignore, won't ignore, that I just don't know you anymore
  • Libra: Trying to break loose from your charm// The ice is slick like my voice// Picture you just dancing, dancing in your old room
  • Scorpio: I know all your flaws and most of your fears// I can't understand how you control all my lust and form the words on my tongue// Know how hard that I fell, hazy every detail, about who cared the most when it came to you and I
  • Capricorn: I will not fake this stupid smile// I can't seem to shake this curse, I can't seem to put you first
  • //I wear a scowl so that they can always see, I'm nowhere near where I wanna be
  • Sagittarius: she's like "I never left you, this was all your choice"// Gotta figure out who I've been running from// I can't pass through Indio without feeling indigo
  • Aquarius: how can I feel anything anymore?// Mislead you on purpose, fade into the void// I keep my distance now, forcing my jaw to smile
  • Pisces: Bet you're sick of hearing me sulk and pout// I spent so much time, with you in my hindsight// Each time I chase, I feel dark blue

anonymous asked:

When I was five, there were two girls in Year Six (fifth grade) who were (no offence) quite dumb, and one day they asked me where I came from. I said South Korea. Because I come from South Korea. But they didn't know that that was a country, and they started laughing at me and said 'oh, you're just Chinese and you don't want to be, stop making up countries to feel better'. Well, now I go to the best grammar school in my country and they just go to a local comprehensive. Ha.

These stories get more horrifying as I get them. 

Smart kids for the win, though.

  • Spock: I cannot believe I forgot my communicator... I hope Jim liked his birthday present yesterday... Oh he called.
  • [You have 17 new messages]
  • [Message 1]
  • Jim: Hey Spock, thanks for the bazinga t-shirt it's... great. I was just calling because I may need a ride later tonight, Chekov can't drive, and I ran Sulu's Mazda into a ditch after we watched Fast and Furious Five on Netflix together.
  • Sulu: You still owe me for that.
  • Jim: Yeah yeah, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable did you know that? I didn't know that. Well, I do now... But anyway I'll call you later if we need a pick up from the show alright?
  • Bones: *grunting*
  • Jim: WOO! Bones you're up!
  • PEACE OUT SPOCK!
  • [End of Message]Spock: I'm not listening to all of these *skips to the final message*
  • [Message 17]
  • Jim: Oh my god is he dead?!? Why did you put him in the car!?
  • Uhura: Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!
  • Scotty: When are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?
  • Jim: Scotty shut up! Spock, please pick up the phone, we're in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went South, so we decided to make our own but... Oh man, oh man, Pick up your stupid phone! Go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you're doing it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this Spock!
  • Bones: Truck!
  • All: *screaming*
  • [End of Message]