you know you're bored

I like lookin hot hating ships they love a lot
I like drinking sprite, posting hate out of spite
I like skipping gym screwing her and scaring them
I like killer clothes, kicking shippers in the nose

A False Sense of Security
  • Sherlock: *strolls into the lab; yawning* Morning... *kisses Molly's cheek*
  • Molly: *blushing* Wow... a 'morning' and a cheek kiss.
  • Sherlock: *yawns again* It's been a long night. Mrs. Johnson's results in?
  • Molly: Yeah, hang on *moving to her desk* So, who died?
  • Sherlock: *rubbing his neck* Six students were found brutally murdered in a house on the outskirts of their University campus.
  • Molly: *sifting through papers; intrigued* Hmmm...so what happened?
  • Sherlock: *rolling his shoulders* Upon further investigation, we found instructions informing them the door would be locked behind them and their mission was to find the key. They were pitted against each other, mental trickery and cunning wordplay. One of the professors owns the house. A social experiment gone wrong. He tried to pass it off as a student party horror show *shaking his head* Tedious.
  • Molly: *flipping through the file; smiling* Well, Mrs. Johnson is no horror movie massacre.
  • Sherlock: *sighs* Good.
  • Molly: *reading*
  • Sherlock: Well?
  • Molly: *shakes her head* You were right. Asphyxiation caused by tetrodotoxin. Japanese fugu, wasn't it?
  • Sherlock: *nods* Exactly. Thank you, Molly. Now I have a husband to arrest *leaving the lab*
  • Molly: *beaming* Anytime.
  • Sherlock: *stops at the door* Oh by the way, I'm in love with you *smiles; leaves*
  • Molly: ...
  • Molly: *drops the file*
Dating Jungkook:

- him looking at you like that^ :))

- you not really being in the fucking mood to do anything that requires moving so he picks you up and carries you over his shoulders

- him noticing you getting jealous over presents fans give him so he gets you cute little stuffed animals to make you feel better

- you’re still kinda upset so he makes you laugh by saying, “don’t you think it looks like jimin hyung”

- putting his chin on your shoulder while you’re sitting down working on something, then kisses you when you turn around 

- asking him what that was for but only responds with his lil bunny smile

- trying to wake him up in the morning by shaking/hitting/slapping him, but he ends up just pulling you in bed with him

- you trying to escape but he’s too fucking strong so you just give up and fall asleep next to him

- him nuzzling his face into your neck and smiling as if he won

- you getting annoyed at him “ignoring” you due to him being so focused on his work

- him awkwardly trying to make it up by getting you corny things like flowers and chocolate

- you forgiving him anyway bc the poor boy is just trying so hard. he’s suffered enough

- playing games only children in elementary school would find entertaining

- jam sessions

- endless hours of video game sessions

- him becoming quiet afterwards since you always win

- letting him win the next few rounds out of pity

- you always wondering if he cares for you as much as you do for him but in reality his phone is running low on storage space due to countless pictures/videos of you

- freely expresses his feelings to you, shares his struggles and thoughts bc he trusts you, and you always know what to say to make him feel better

- EYEBROW RAISES. LOTS OF FUCKING EYEBROW RAISES.

- annoying lip synching to random songs like the losers you are

- visiting him at the studio, always bringing food for him and the rest of the members

- thanks you by hugging you with his sweaty ass self

- you trying to disgustedly shake him off but later giving in because you secretly love it

- falling asleep on his shoulders, him falling asleep on your head

- the members using this glorious opportunity to take countless of pictures at the ugliest angles for future blackmail purposes

- going out to eat at whichever place has the least people since y’all are always fucking hungry and will eat anything

- not a lot of obvious couple items, but maybe small ones like a ring or bracelet

- both of you smiling into kisses

- kisses you while you’re talking

- karaoke starting off as a serious competition but later being complete idiots to the point that the other members have to come in and tell you to shut the fuck up

- teaches you dance moves and lowkey starts showing off when you get them right away bc everything is a competition to this kid lmao

- attempting to art but n o p e

- him making fun of you for it

- slapping him multiple times bc he fucking asked for it

- trying to cook but accidently setting off the smoke alarm so you rush out to the farthest restaurant before jin beats both of your asses

- night before he leaves to go overseas, warn him not to flirt with any girls but he gets cocky af

- “I don’t know jagi.. I’m really good looking you know”

- “okay, let’s break up then?”

- “NO I DIDN’T MEAN IT I LOVE YOU”

i’ll be loving you for quite some time // a mix for pretending your ships are happy (for alicia)

i. certain things - james arthur // ii. photograph - ed sheeran // iii. i’m gonna be (500 miles) - sleeping at last (cover) // ix. mine - taylor swift // x. ghosts that we knew - mumford and sons // xi. something i need - onerepublic // xii. thinking out loud - ed sheeran // xii. can’t help falling in love - keaton henson (cover) // xiii. stay stay stay - taylor swift