you know you're a little monster when

Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters
  • "You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"
  • "Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."
  • "Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."
  • " I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."
  • "This dumb tree is also my friend."
  • "I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
  • "Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "
  • "Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
  • "We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"
  • "That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."
  • "Finger on throat means death!"
  • "They got my dick message."
  • "His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."
  • "That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "
  • "God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."
  • "Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."
  • "That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
  • "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."
  • "Who put the sticks up their butts?"
  • "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
  • "Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."
  • "See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"
  • "Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
  • "You got issues."
  • "He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"
  • " I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"
  • "When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."
  • "You're an imbecile."
  • "I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."
  • "Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"
  • "Ain't no thing like me, except me!"
  • "We're just like Kevin Bacon."
  • "I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"
  • "Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
  • "I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
  • "Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."
  • "He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".
  • "Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."
  • "Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"
  • "Creepy little beast!"
  • "I don't learn. One of my issues."
  • "Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
  • "Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"
  • "Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"
  • "I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."
  • "You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."
Daddy’s Toy (M)

A bright, yet shy smile painted across your face as soon as you read those precious words- “That’s my girl.”

Standing from your comfy little spot on the couch, you stretch out slightly just before you began to strip. 
After removing your top and panties; you were grateful you hadn’t worn a bra that day, bra’s were the biggest hassle in your opinion. The dimmed, orange tint of the light enraptured you, making you look like a glowing goddess.

The moment you made your over to the front door, you got on all fours and patiently wait for Namjoon with your head down; just as he had taught you before. 
Thankfully he didn’t take long to arrive, as soon as he stepped through the door you could hear his pleased chuckled as his gaze loomed over you. 

His leather shoes were the only thing in your sights as your head stayed low; knowing that if you did anything at this point without permission he’d be completely merciless when it came to your punishment, though you weren’t sure if he’d have much mercy on you now.  

“Such a well trained little pet.” Namjoon cooed as he crouched down beside you, his fingertips grazing your nipple ever-so-slightly before trailing down your side then down to your ass. His hand then swiftly came down on your bum cheek drawing out one of your short, muffled whines. 
“Not uh, little girl-” He purred. “Let me hear you. You know Daddy loves to hear those precious sounds you make.” His hands roughly groped that backs of your thighs before giving them hefty swats of their own. 

This time you allowed the loud, pained moans to freely flow out of you as the stinging pain from his hits sent tingles throughout your body. 
Suddenly, his hand wrapped around the back of your neck; yanking you up onto your knees. 
“Come on, little girl..” He harshly growled, pulling you up onto your feet as his hand moved from the back of your neck to your hair. 

“Daddy wants to play with some rope, kitten, I might even gag you. I always love how pretty you look when you're bound and helpless.” 

“You know what? I think I’m even going to use that vibe that you hate so much. I fucking love watching you squirm and seeing tears run down that pretty little face of yours.” 

“You’ll be my little toy tonight, understood? Daddy’s going to fucking destroy you.” 

mainsourceofirritation  asked:

One of my favorite things about canon Hazel is that she swears. Strongly. Like in SoN when she summons the schist and the Karpoi hiss at it, she says that her teacher once washed out her mouth with lye soap for "saying something similar" and I just love the idea of Percy and Hazel on a quest and just openly swearing all the time. Hazel swearing.

Hazel’s such a badass, like yeah she needs to adjust a little to modern times but you’re totally right that she’s always had a potty mouth and I love it.

“Oh come on! This shit isn’t funny anymore!” Annabeth growls when they see yet more monsters on the horizon.

“Annabeth, watch your language!” Percy admonishes in a whisper as Hazel approaches.

“What’s going on?” Hazel asks, following their gaze to the new threat. Her shoulders drop. “Oh, for fuck’s sake, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me!”

Percy gapes while Annabeth bursts out laughing and tells her, “I know, right.”

  • 1. "I want to do something for her... but what?"
  • "Well, there's the usual things- flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep..."
  • -Beauty and the Beast
  • 2. "How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!"
  • -Aladdin
  • 3. "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it."
  • -Lion King
  • 4. "I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you."
  • -Pocahontas
  • 5. "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." -Toy Story
  • 6. "Look at that disgusting display."
  • "Yes, sir!"
  • -The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • 7. "My little baby, off to destroy people." -Mulan
  • 8. "But it's a rock."
  • "I know it's a rock! Don't you think I know a rock when I see a rock? I've spent a lot of time around rocks!"
  • "You're weird, but I like you."
  • -Bug's Life
  • 9. "Pull the lever!"
  • [pulls lever]
  • -Emperor's New Groove
  • 10. "Okay, first of all, it's "creetin". If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly." -Monsters Inc
  • 11. "Why me?"
  • "Because you saw me when I was invisible."
  • -The Princess Diaries
  • 12. "Girls talk too much!" -Peter Pan
  • 13. "But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though....I remember everyone that leaves." -Lilo and Stitch
  • 14. "Just keep swimming" -Finding Nemo
  • 15. "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
  • -Pirates of the Caribbean-Curse of the Black Pearl
  • 16. "We are talking about the greater good!"
  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!"
  • -The Incredibles
  • 17. "I don't like food...I LOVE IT." -Ratatouille
  • 18. "Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?"
  • "Only when you're there to catch me." -Enchanted
  • 19. "I have made the decision to trust you."
  • "A horrible decision really." -Tangled
  • 20. "Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it." -Brave
  • 21. I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good, and that's not bad! There's no-one I'd rather be... than me." -Wreck-It Ralph
  • 22. "Does it look bad?"
  • "No."
  • "You hesitated." -Frozen
  • 23. "People keep saying he's not really gone, as long as we remember him. But it still hurts." -Big Hero 6
  • 24. "Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!" -Brother Bear
  • 25. "Ooh! I like her."
  • "Hm. 'Bout time someone hit him. I'm just sorry it wasn't me." -Atlantis-The Lost Empire
  • 26. "People do crazy things... when they're in love." -Hercules
  • 27. "His eyes were intense... and focused, and... I've never seen eyes like those before."
  • "Oh. Shall I - ahem - leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?" -Tarzan
  • 28. "Have I gone mad?"
  • "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are." -Alice in Wonderland (2010)
  • 29. "Close your mouth, please, ____. We are not a codfish."
  • -Mary Poppins
  • 30. "Hello, out there! Oh, I hope nobody answers."
  • -The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
BTS Reaction: Their S/O has to go to a specialist doctor because she's been in pain and she's scared about it.
  • No computer = no gifs I'm sorrryy. I hope you still like it and I wish the anon who requested this the best! Enjoyy💜💜
  • ———————
  • Kim Seokjin/Jin:
  • At first he'd think you're just tired and having a random pain, nothing special. It changed when you told you him you'd been in pain for quite some time now and needed to go to a doctor.
  • Jin: Why didn't you tell me? I could've taken care of you.
  • You: I didn't want to worry you, you're busy-
  • Jin: and you think you're health isn't important?
  • Jin: Let me take care of you when you need it. I love you, what kind of a boyfriend would I be if I didn't take care of you?
  • Jin: Let's set up an appointment with the doctor and see what's going on. Whatever happens I'll always take care of you, princess. –He hugs you, wrapping his arms around your shoulders and his chin atop of your head–
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • He noticed you'd been in pain for a bit but decided you'd be okay the next day or something but when he saw it wasn't he asked you if you were okay or if you needed a doctor.
  • You: I'm scared, what if I'm not okay? It's been like this for so long and I'm worried I'll be very sick.
  • Yoongi: You don't know anything right now, Y/n. Calm down. Wait till we hear a doctor alright?
  • You: I can't. It's..
  • Yoongi: Baby, Just breathe. Everything will be okay whether you're sick or not. I'll be there, I'll be there to help you and support you.
  • You: Thank you so much, What would I do without you?
  • Yoongi: Panic. -He smiles a little and wraps one arm around your shoulders-
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • He'd be extremely, overly worried about your health. He'd cut off any doubt you had about being okay because he couldn't handle the fact of you may be extremely sick.
  • You: Hoseok, please listen. We have to consider what could be wrong with me.
  • Hobi: No, I refuse. I refuse to listen.
  • You: You're so childish.
  • Hobi: I am. I will be. I want to hear it from the doctor if you're well or not, okay? Understand that I can't handle knowing that you might seriously be unhealthy when I want to believe that you'll be just fine. Just fine.
  • You: Hobi.. I'm so sorry.
  • Hobi: I'm sorry too. Let's not talk about this. Let's watch Disney, sound fine kitten?
  • Hobi: Maybe it'll make you relax and forget some of this for a little.
  • Hobi: I hope you know I want the best for you. I love you and you'll be okay. You'll be fine, it'll just be something small. Believe that.
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • You guys told eachother everything. There was hardly any secrets between you guys. So you told him what was going on and he listened carefully.
  • RM: First thing I want you to know is don't be scared. We don't know anything about what's happening and we can't just make assumptions.
  • You: But there's so many what ifs..
  • RM: Stop, those are the reason you get scared. They are just what ifs.
  • You: There could be something actually wrong with me.
  • RM: You don't know that nor do I. First let's get this checked out. You might just be in pain and need medicine simple as that. You might be extremely sick and need more care but you'll get better and we'll work together.
  • You: and if I'm not able to get better?
  • RM: Stop it, Y/n. We. Don't. Know. Yet. And I hope that's not the case. Let's look at this situation neutrally. Alright?
  • You: Alright?
  • RM: Don't be too scared. I'll be there with you, honey.
  • Park Jimin:
  • Once he knows he'd be making sure to talk to you, to ask you how you are and wait till your doctors appointment.
  • You: Do you think there's something wrong with me?
  • Jimin: No
  • You: Are you sure?
  • Jimin: Yes
  • You: I could be-
  • Jimin: Y/n stop. Please just be quiet, stop thinking these things. You'll be fine. You have to be fine.
  • You: Are you okay?
  • Jimin: I'm afraid. I don't want you to.. I don't want to lose you like this. I want to do so many things with you and I don't want our time shortened. So please, please stop.
  • You: I'm sorry.
  • Jimin: I know you're scared too. Just express your fear differently. I'll comfort you however I can, gorgeous.
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • As he figures out this information he takes care of you every second he can. Super worried but tries not to show it because he wants you to feel safe.
  • You: Taehyung calm down. You don't have to do all this for me.
  • Tae: Aren't you in pain?
  • You: Yes but I feel like you need rest too.
  • Tae: No, I don't. I want to take care of you so let me. Until that appointment comes I'm caring for you.
  • You: What do you think is wrong with me?
  • Tae: I hope there's nothing wrong. I want you to be healthy.
  • You: and if I'm not healthy?
  • Tae: I'll still love and care for you, beautiful. But I believe you'll be fine. You will be okay, nothing will be wrong, and we'll be happy as always.
  • You: Come cuddle with me.
  • Tae: -He gladly agrees and you guys stay in a blanket cuddling and him caring for you hoping you'll be alright-
  • Jeon Jungkook:
  • He'd listen seriously to your explanation, that you have been in pain for awhile now and need a doctors appointment. You even told him how you were scared of what was going to happen.
  • JK: We really don't know anything until we go to that appointment. Let's not worry too much until we have information.
  • You: Are you sure?
  • JK: Yes, I'll care for you until then. You'll be just fine Y/n. I'll kiss it better.
  • You: You're so cheesy.
  • JK: Did I make you smile though? You'll have the golden maknae power to heal you and give you luck.
  • You: You're so cute.
  • JK: I'm not you are. You're an adorable Y/n who will be okay. You will be safe and healthy with me, alright doll?

Anon asked: Can you maybe do Sabriel where Gabriel constantly flirts with Sam in different languages, but Sam doesn’t know and Gabriel never translates, content to admit his love in private. Until one day he slips up and does French, which Sam took four years of in college, and it’s fluffy stuff? Thank you and I love your writing so much <3

((I used Google translate for everything so I’m sorry if it’s wrong.))

Sam paused at the top of the hill and took a huge gulp from the water bottle on his hip. He wiped his mouth and looked behind him, sighing when he saw that Dean and Castiel were barely halfway up, but Gabriel was right on his heels. He sat on one of the large rocks nearby to wait, ignoring the heat coming off of it.

When Gabriel decided that they all needed a vacation and popped them straight to a private beach in Mexico, no one complained. After almost fourth years on the job with no real break, Sam and Dean both thought they deserved a few days by the ocean.

Three days into the trip, Dean caught wind of a series of disappearances nearby and their backs was over. Or put on pause at least. The news reports stated that all the missing persons had last been seen on a hiking trail, much to Dean’s chagrin. Now here they were, half way up a mountain with no monster in sight.

“It’s so hot,” Sam complained, as Gabriel joined him, shielding his eyes from the sun.

“No tan caliente como usted,” Gabriel responded, pulling a bag of candy from his backpack, unmelt by the grace of…well, Grace.

“What?” Sam asked, not catching what he said and too tired to translate what he heard.

“Want a skittle?” Sam shook his head and Gabriel shrugged.

“Nice up here, isn’t it?” The angel asked, taking in the view. Sam nodded.

“Other than the monster kidnapping people, sure.” The younger Winchester took his back pack off and stood, stretching a bit. “I’m going to try and find a place to hit the head. Wait for Dean and Cas, okay?”

“Sure thing.”

Sam walked into the small alcove of trees, looking around for a private place to go. He was walking back toward the trail when he heard rustling in the bushes behind him. He reached for his knife, only to remember that he had put it in his bag before they started hiking.

“Gabriel!” He shouted as thee monster sprung from the foliage, teeth aimed at his throat.

When Dean and Castiel found them, Sam and Gabriel were both covered in blood beside the decapitated creature. Gabriel threw all three of them accusing looks.

“I’m never taking you guys anywhere again.”


After their disastrous trip, Gabriel kept his distance from the Winchester’s. He had managed to stay away from any kind fight for the past few decades and wasn’t trying to change that now. No matter how hot one of those plaid wrapped daydreams was.

But Castiel was his little brother, and Gabriel would do anything for him, even if he was too wrapped up in Dean to follow Gabriel’s lead. That was how the archangel ended up in the Men of Letters bunker, listening to their latest case.

“It’s called a…” Sam squinted at the screen and said something in butchered German. “It’s a monster of German descent that waits until its victim is asleep and eats them in their beds.”

“Is nothing sacred?” Dean muttered, passing beers around the table. Gabriel noticed the way his fingers brushed against Castiel’s, lingered there, then dropped away before Dean went to sit near Sam. “What do we have need?”

“A silver blade dipped in the blood of calf.” Dean nodded.

“Sounds easy enough. We can just–”

“That went extinct over a hundred years ago.” Dean went quiet and took a long drink from his bottle.

“Well, it’s a good thing you have an angel that doesn’t care about the rules of the space time continuum,” Gabriel said, suppressing a sigh. Everyone looked up, shocked.

“You’re actually going to help us?” Sam asked Gabriel.

“ Du bist das einzige Monster, das ich in meinem Bett haben möchte ,” Gabriel said. “Let’s go kill this bitch.”


“I can’t say I’m surprised.”

Sam and Gabriel looked on as Dean and Castiel kissed for the second time, wrapping their arms around each other and stepping closer.

“Yeah, it’s about time,” Sam agreed.

“We should probably,” Gabriel nodded toward the door and Sam followed his lead.

They walked around town for a while, talking about nothing. Before they knew it, the sun was setting.

“Let’s go get something to eat,” Gabriel suggested. “There’s a french place near by I heard is pretty good. And you know after all these years of suppression Dean and Cas are no where done devouring each other.”

“Please don’t put the thought in my head,” Sam muttered, following Gabriel into the restaurant.

The food was great, and, to Sam’s surprise, they had a great time together, still talking and laughing long after their meals and desserts were gone.

“Can I get you guys some coffee?” Their waitress asked. Sam glanced at his watch.

“Uh, sure. Just a small cup, black.” The waitress nodded and looked at Gabriel.

“Je veux mon café comme mon homme,” Gabriel told her, nodding at Sam. “Grand, chaude, et doux .”

The waitress laughed a little and nodded, disappearing into the kitchen. When Gabriel looked at Sam, the Winchester had an odd look on his face.

“Your man, huh?” Gabriel felt the blood drain from his face and he tried not to let his smile falter. “Have you been flirting with me? All those other times and now?”

“Well, I…you…Yes. I have.”

“Why didn’t you just ask me out?”

“I didn’t know if you were interested in guys,” Gabriel murmured. “I didn’t know if you interested in me.”

Gabriel jumped in surprise when warm fingers danced across his palm. He looked at Sam and saw that he was smiling a little.

“I’m definitely interested,” Sam said. He thanked their waitress when she placed their coffees on the table. “Now you can tell me what you said all those other times. After all, we have all night.”

X-Men: First Class (2011 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "Go fuck yourself."
  • "I am not gonna stop _______, I am gonna kill him/her."
  • "We have it in us to be the better (wo)man."
  • "We are the next stage of human evolution, you said it yourself..."
  • "Killing _______ will not bring you peace."
  • "Peace was never an option."
  • "I believe that true focus lies somewhere between rage and serenity."
  • "It's a very beautiful memory."
  • "There is so much more to you than you know."
  • "There is good, too. I felt it."
  • "I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again."
  • "I am so sorry."
  • "(S)He didn't do this, _______. You did."
  • "Us turning on each other, it's what they want."
  • "Are you sure we can't shave your head?"
  • "Don't touch my hair."
  • "What? You know you were thinking the same."
  • "You truly believe I'll fly this time?"
  • "First you proposition a girl/boy, then you call her/him deformed. How is that seduction technique working for you?"
  • "Then let's reclaim that word."
  • "Mutant and proud."
  • "Yes, _______, you're still a bozo. But nice job."
  • "You know sometimes I wonder what my life would've been like if you haven't found me here that night."
  • "But I guess pets are always cuter when they are little, right?"
  • "You promised me you would never do that."
  • "But no matter how BAD the world gets, you don't wanna be against it do you?"
  • "Even I got to admit you look pretty bad-ass."
  • "Am I still a bozo?"
  • "I thought you were a burglar."
  • "In fact, you never have to steal again."
  • "Let's just say I'm Frankenstein's monster."
  • "Your genes are extraordinary, you know that?"
  • "Next thing you know, I'll be going bald."
  • "If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said."
  • "I am going to count to three and I'm going to move the coin."
  • "That's a six-hour drive."
  • "Don't mock me!"
  • "Would you like to see another magic trick?"
  • "Have you ever looked at a tiger and thought you ought to cover it up?"
  • "Damn! I wanted to be called Mystique!"
  • "Well you know what they say about guys with big feet, and you're are kinda small..."
  • "For that, daddy-o, you get a private dance."
  • "Baby, that's not the way it works around here."
  • "If you're using half your concentration to look normal, then you're only half paying attention to whatever else you're doing."
  • "Don't spoil this for me, _______."
  • "I don't mean to sound like an old fart."
  • "We are the future of the human race."
  • "Adapt to this."
  • "Do we really have to wear these?"
  • "Something tells me you already know the answer to your question."
  • "I can't feel my legs."
  • "What the hell did you put in my drink?"
  • "So we unlock your gift with anger."
  • "_______'s got friends. you could do with some."
  • ""Blood and Honor" - which would you care to shed first?"
  • "I was thinking that you're the most exquisite creature I've ever seen."
  • "...And that this needs ice."
  • "You want society to accept you, but you can't even accept yourself."
  • "Whoa! You back right off!"
Gods and Monsters Starter Sentences
  • "In the land of Gods and Monsters."
  • "I was an angel."
  • "Doing anything that I needed."
  • "You got that medicine I need."
  • "fame, liquor, love, give it to me softly."
  • "Put your hands on my waist."
  • "Do it softly."
  • "Me and God, we don't get along."
  • "No one's gonna take my soul away."
  • "Headed towards a fucked up holiday."
  • "Fuck yeah."
  • "Give it to me."
  • "This is Heaven."
  • "It's innocence lost."
  • "Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart please."
  • "I don't really wanna know what's good for me."
  • "God's dead."
  • "Baby, that's alright with me."
  • "When you talk it's like a movie."
  • "And you're making me crazy."
  • "(If I get a little prettier)Can I be your baby?"
  • "Life imitates art."
  • "Life isn't that hard."

mxnbebts  asked:

Hello~ BTS Reaction when you're like 'one of the guys' type, like hyper sarcastic and dirty-mind, something like that, sorry for my english ♡

Hello Dear!! Thank you for the request! Your English is perfect. :) I hope you enjoy!! ~Em (( @vkharu ))

Jin: *gets really shocked when you make a dirty-minded remark*

Originally posted by baebsaes

Rap Monster: “Well, uh, you know we think a lot a like so…” *greasy namjoon*

Originally posted by baebsaes

Suga: *smirks whenever you make a dirty joke and really enjoys your personality*

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

J-Hope: *sees a spider* “YAH!! “your name* KILL IT!! KILLL ITTT!!” *dies a little every time you’re man enough to kill a spider and he isn’t*

Originally posted by tguks

V: *takes him a moment to realize you actually meant to make an innuendo* “Omo! *your name* you surprised me!” *laughs hysterically*

Originally posted by bts-in-motion

Jimin: *dies from laughter when you make sarcastic remarks*

Originally posted by petiteyoongi

Jungkook: *dazed because your dirty remarks and sarcasm were so unexpected* “is…is it okay to make the same remarks to her as I would my hyungs…?”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Dear Future Wife...#627

I love breakfast with you. I can’t wait for all the breakfasts we’re gonna have together.

Waking up in the beautiful silence of no alarm clocks and spending lazy mornings staying in bed until someone’s tummy gurgles. (Yours.) I really don’t understand how you always cook eggs perfectly. I pretend I don’t know where anything is and just make excuses to keep having to brush up against you to look in a cabinet or check a drawer. Finally, I set the table, and I walk back over to you, making sure to wrap my arms around you and kiss your neck and press up against you…just in time for the toaster to pop and remind us we have plenty of time after breakfast for our weekend plans. We need to refuel after our morning anyways.

It’s early and we’re both up because I have a deadline and you’re always at work ahead of schedule. I’m at my desk when I hear you get out of the shower…and I almost irresponsibly want to push you up against the bathroom door before you’re dressed and make us both get in trouble with work. I smirk at the daydream and finish sending an email instead. We cross paths in the kitchen as I’m pouring my second cup of coffee. Before you ask, I hand you yours in a travel mug with your breakfast and lunch in your superhero lunchbox that you thought would be funny to buy. It hits me just how beautiful you are and how lucky I am, and I stand there frozen. You smile and ask me why I have that look and give me a quick kiss goodbye. And I, of course, have to pull you back in for a complete set of 3 kisses.

It’s a school day. She’s 6 and sitting on a stool, swinging her dangling little legs back and forth while eating slices of banana with one hand and holding a piece of toast in the other. She’s already got her tiny adorable almost useless backpack on, even though she hasn’t gotten dressed and her hair is a fluffy mess, but it’s the cutest thing. You’re sitting next to her, basically twins, pajamas and fluffy bed head, legs swinging back and forth (it reminds me of our first date on that insanely high off the ground park bench), except you don’t have a tiny backpack on and you’re eating some sugary cereal you know I don’t approve of. I can’t hear what you whisper to her, but she has your laugh and I melt inside. I’m standing at the doorway when I feel a human koala clip wrap around my leg and I see the little monster in a shirt and no pants smiling up at me. To be fair, I’m standing there in just a baseball tee and my boxer briefs…so I pick him up and walk over to you two, kisses for everyone.

anonymous asked:

How would BTS react if you spoke informally to them? Let's say you're only like 14/15

Jin: little girl if you don’t correct yourself when speaking to your oppa

Suga: lord have mercy *doesn’t know what to do*

J-Hope: *gifs speak for themselves*

Rap Monster: who da hell does she think she’s talking to..

Jimin: why are you like this?

Taehyung: *once he hears you speaking informally* ooop. i’m gonna go tell your parents. speaking to an elder that way smh

Jungkook: *internal conflict* “well i’m not that much older than her should I let it be? dear god help me” *nervous smile*

HAHA this was fun. hope you all enjoyed -admin M

Red Dragon Starters
  • Think to yourself that every day is your last. The hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise. As for me, when you want a good laugh, you will find me in fine state... fat and sleek, a true hog of Epicurus' herd.
  • I do admire your courage.
  • I think I'll eat your heart.
  • Gruesome, isn't he?
  • He fumbles at your head like a freshman pulling at a panty girdle.
  • Without our imaginations, we'd be like all those other poor dullards.
  • Fear is the price of our instrument. But I can help you bear it.
  • Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight? It appears quite black.
  • If one were nude, say, one would want to have outdoor privacy for that sort of thing.
  • Do you like my little exercise cage?
  • I don't know which is the greater fool
  • Did you enjoy it?
  • I hope you're not too ugly.
  • What a collection of scars you have.
  • Never forget who gave you the best of them, and be grateful
  • Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real
  • Do you dream much?
  • I think of you often.
  • Where's the dog?
  • When I read his journal, it was just so sad.
  • I couldn't help feeling sorry for him.
  • He wasn't born a monster; he was made one through years of abuse.
  • I am the Dragon, and you call me insane.
  • You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
  • You are an ant in the afterbirth.
  • It is your nature to do one thing correctly: before me, you rightly tremble.
  • But fear is not what you owe me
  • You owe me awe.
  • I wanted to tell you I'm delighted that you've taken an interest in me.
  • I have some things I'd love to show you.
  • They do like to sling demeaning nicknames, don't they?
  • I'm afraid if I tell you, you won't even try it.
  • What an unexpected pleasure.
  • No, no, I--I didn't say that. I didn't. I don't, I don't know what I'm saying, I... I'm very, very tired.
  • Dammit, man, you must have some advice.
  • You caught him. What was your trick?
  • I let him kill me.
  • That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court.
  • I keep getting it for Christmas.

anonymous asked:

You know, the whole baby thing makes me curious, Mr. Gaster. How do your other body systems work when you're made up of nothing but bones. I'm guessing magic plays a big role in it, but I'm having a little trouble wrapping my head around a living organism without any fleshy bits like humans or other monsters.

whois5sosanyways  asked:

My dear friend do you like raisins? This is an important questions please it's for science. You're great, btw


Listen, why would you EVER dry fruit?! Fruit is the most wonderful, most flavorful and juiciest thing we have on the planet. Who looked at a delicious, refreshing grape and was like, “Dude… Let’s put this little dweeb in the sun. Shrink it up so it looks like a rabbit turd!” What kind of monster does that?!

Though if you want to know something true, when I was a very little boy, I thought my mother was the one on the raisin box. Specifically this box:

For reference, here’s a picture of me and my mother from late 80s/early 90s:

(Sorry for edit. Tumblr hasn’t been taking my old pictures, for some reason. Had to screenshot it.)