you know you're a francophile when

the signs as my favorite lines in hamilton:
  • Aries: "Since when are you a Democratic Republican?" "Since being one put me on the up and up again."
  • Taurus: "Every other founding father's story gets told. Every other founding father gets to grow old."
  • Gemini: "Pick up a pen, start writing..."
  • Cancer: "Madison, you mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine. Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in..."
  • Leo: "And they say I'm a Francophile-- at least they know I know where France is."
  • Virgo: "Hamilton at the Constitutional Convention..." "I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention!"
  • Libra: "Philip you outshine the morning sun, my son."
  • Scorpio: "Let's show these federalists what they're up against; SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS."
  • Sagittarius: "Call me son one more time!"
  • Capricorn: "Never gon' be president now..."
  • Aquarius: "Should we honor our treaty, King Louis' head? 'Uh... do whatever you want I'm super dead.'"
  • Pisces: "Are we a nation of states? What's the state of our nation?"